POSTAL 2 Guide

How to be a Youtube Prankster! for POSTAL 2

How to be a Youtube Prankster!

Overview

Hello beautiful friends i am your friendly neighborhood jerk psycho ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and today you will learn to prank

leg removal


so u wanna know how 2 prank! an cop
first remove the legs using your weapon of choice
i like to use stingy’s shears, as seen above
so
crouch down using ctrl
and then take your tool of choice
and use it on the legs
remember, the tool has to be sharp
or else they’ll just
♥♥♥♥♥♥
die

burning them


ok so if you want to make a fire prank simply get your fire-creating tool of choice
(i like stingy’s hairspray) if you use gasoline, simply pour it on them and throw a match
they laughing will sound like screams
to make it 10x funnier, do this after you remove their legs as seen in step 1

corpse peeing


WOAH WOAH WOAH DONT LET THEM DIE YOU MORON
PRESS R TO UNZIP AND PEE ON THEM TO PUT OUT THE FIRE OH MY GOD
so after thats done, they will crawl because of how funny it was
but thats not all
the next step is even better

scissor throwing


so you now have a charred human being with no legs and covered in pee, on the brink of death
of course, we’re humane pranksters so we’ll let them be free from this world. all you have to do is find a pack of scissors to throw at them, and throw like 10 pairs of scissors at them. simple! if they dont die, the next step is what you need

ending their life once and for all (optional)


so, if them ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ didnt die, take your favorite shot gun to humanely put them down
the end!

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