Outlast Guide

How to not piss yourself playing Outlast for Outlast

How to not piss yourself playing Outlast

Overview

By far the best guide for new players, potty trainers, and taxpayers.

Intro

Outlast is a scary game. I pissed my pants the first time playing it, and I was humiliated. But I became determined to show the game who’s the REAL boss here, so I found a solution. 60% of the time, it works every time.

Step 1

Steps:

1) Prepare (1) clean pair of underwear. Hein’s is cheap and available, but I prefer Frigo No. 1 Athletic or Klein myself.

Step 2

2) Write down your favoratest song to work out to, ever ( I wrote ‘Knights Of Cydonia’ by Muse)

Step 3

3) *Aquire and add song to steam music library

Step 4

4) Play Outlast whilst jamming to song. Laugh at every diffused jumpscare.

Final Step

5) Write a farewell letter to the adult diapers everyone thought you needed. Farewell.

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