In this guide I will go trough most of the achivment in my summer car and how you can get them.
Before we get started!!!!!
Before we get started I need you to know that most of these achievements require permanent death on ,so I recomand you to keep it on.
Quick pro tip:if you die while having pemanent death on I recomand you to quicly press alt and F4 at the same time.That will force stop the game and it wont save.
There will be images at the start of every achivment.If it ther is some dripping red on the msc logo that means that it requiers permanent death on.If there isn’t any dripping red then that means that it doesn’t require permanent death to be on
I am a coward
This achievement requiers you to start the game with permanet death off.Simple
Proud to be mortal
You just start the game with permanent death on.Simple
Grand theft Teimo
You need to drive to Teimo’s shop with any vechichle at night while both the store and the bar are closed and break the pub or the store window
It runs!
Build the satsuma,start it and enter driving mode.
Dakar rally
Empty the radiotor by deataching the pipes from the radiator,put them back on and then pee in the radiator.It will go in place of the coolant
Party time
This achievement requiers you to drink a bottle of boze.
Working man’s saturday
You need to drink a bootle of booze on saturday
Finnish weding
For this achievement you need to drink a lot of alchachol.I recomand drinking 2 bottles of boze.If not I recomand to drink around 3 beer cases
Rustying fast
For this achievement you need to go with 200 km/h with the satsuma.First instal racing radiator racing carburator racing headers racing exhaust raching mufler and then get the car to flettari and get your gear ratio changed to 3.700 .You need to have instaled drag tiers on.
Case solved
Drink 24 bottles of beer (1 beer case)
Poor pepole,go away
You need to have around 10000 mk.I recomand using msc editor.Here is the link [link]
Thank you goverment
You need to head to the highway and see the police.Once you see the go as fast as yiu can past the first police man and stop at them.Then drink 1 beer case and do the breath test.The police man will give you a fine.If the fine is 10000mk you done it right.
Pimped
You need to geet the plushi dashcover and put it on the car.
You have a new friend
On any day wait until is 2 in the morning basicaly in the night.You should get a phone call from drunk man.Go and pick him up from the bus station and drive him home
Resposable citizen
Get the liscense plate for the satsuma.Here is a guide
Money well spent
You just need to fail the inspection.I recomand doing this achivment befor doing responsable citizen.
A true hibbly
You need to park the tractor next to Teimo’s gas station and then get out of driving mode
Magical portal
You need to drink until you will fall aslep.You will get teleported somewhere
Ultimate survivor
When you have the urine about half way to the maximum point look up and pee.You will basicaly drink your own pee.
And its gone
Die with permanent death on and accept it.Basicaly when you die do not alt F4 out of the game
Don’t answer that call
When there is a tunderstorm and the phone rings answer it and you should die.
Jonne
Drive the moped to Teimo’s shop and put it on the kickstand
Yast festival
You need to make kilju.Step one get the bucket from the island.Step 2 fill it up.Step 3 put 1 yeast and 6 sugar.Step 4 wait until you don’t hear any bubles coming from the bucket.Step 5 fill up one empty plastic bottle with kilju and drink it.You can obtain the empty plastic bottle by buyng juice from Teimo and drinking it
Mr. Kilju
Sell kilju to the drunk guy.He is home from 12 after noon.His house is before the train track wich you pas to go to the mechanic
Feel alive and Total idiot and full idiot
Stop the green car man by pressing o wich will get the thums up on the finger.Enter pasanger mode and show him the finger many times by presing m.He whould go faster.At 90 km/h ypu get the achivment.You also get the achivment total idiot and full idiot.
ATENTION!!Those are two achivements and both require permanent death on!!
100 km
Drive 100km with the satsuma
1000 km
Drive 1000 km with the satsuma
Can’t stop smoking.
Basicaly you need to smoke around 50 cigarets without stopping.Buy them from Teimo.Kepp presing i to smoke the cigaret all the way.
Smoking kills
Go to the gas station with any vechicle that runs with fuel.Wihle you are fueling the car start smoking and then aim at the fuel pump and pres i 2 times.
Thank you for playing
Finish the game.Here is a guide
You have a computer
After 2 hours of playing the game you should get an advertise with the computer in you rmail.Make an envelope with it and get it to Teimo.Once you are there put the envelope in the mail box.After some time he will call you and you will pick the computer up.The box is quite big.Take it home and asemble it on the desk.Once you done that open it and enter play mode
Satsuma gt
Restore the satsuma to the gt form.I dont really know much about this.Here is a guide
Full of crap
Wait till uncle its in his garden kind of and sit down.He will talk with you a little bit and then he will give you the keys for the gifu truck.Then go to the city and get it.It is at the two verry big kind of chimneys and collect peepol’s ♥♥♥♥ till the truck is full.
Flying finn
Finnish the rally in 1st place
First loser
Finish the rally 2nd place
Sliding swede
Finish rally 3rd place
Welcome to Finland
Go to the isalnd using the boat chop some wood from there put it in the sauna heater.Wait till is high temperature.Fill the bucket with water and do a sauna.Get the water into the rocks a couple times.
Finnish sisu
Finnish the rally with damaged suspension.Either you unbolt the suspension or you crash into a tree and then finnish the rally
Hannes Kolehmainen
You need to finnsih the raally on foot.I recomand you to put milk at 80 meters distance of each.It will take aroun 1hour to finnish the rally on foot
Darwin award
Go on the highway.Find police man.Stop at the breat tester.Drin 2 or 3 bottles of booze and take the test.If when he pulls out the paper and you look at it the alchachol leverl is 3.7 you are good to go.
Methanol Man
Get the blindness effect from drinking a bottle of booze at Jokke’s new house while the “party” is going on. The blindness effect has a random chance of happening, and it will occur about a minute after the player has woken up.
You reached 100kg
Get the charachter to 100kg.I recomand using msc editor
Granny’s little helper.
Bring grandmother one of her need.For example the one with the fish
Too much power,too little skill
On Saturdaay go to the dance club.You should see a red car.Enter in the back seet and go into passanger mode.Then at one point he will crash into a tree
Kiddy champ
Finnish first in the junior rally race.
Reetipokeri Master
Win the biggest prize from the Videopoker slot machine in the bar.
True Peräjärvi Dalton!
Go to teimos stor at night.Brake into it.Open the door.Attach the sloot machine to a car.Pull it our of the store.Open it with a screwdriver and get the money out
Finnish summer
You need to go to the house wich is on an island on the lake and do a sauna
Golden steam
First start the sauna and stay next to it,or else your house is gonna burn!Once the termemoter is at 60 pee on rocks.After you are done don’t forget to turn the sauna of !
An Idiot
Go and break the store window
Jackpot
You need to win the jackpot at the Teimo’s store machine (the 3 coins)
