Overview
This is a guide on how to join the super special sweet squad of sexy Steam-Goers, AKA Miss Shinigan’s Shack for Spectacular Shankers! If you slowly and serendipitously read the sylabbles of this sacred scroll, you, too can one day be one of the Spectacular Shankers!
Short Story of the Sacred Squad of Shankers
Once upon a time, two, men, EhSonny and Fedora, discovered a server, entitled Server [FR] + KNIFE + RPG + DM + FAST XP + By Bl@cky. But, my dear reader, this was no ordinary server. It contained one of THE GREATEST mods ever, the RPG mod. So EhSonny and Fedora set out, on a quest to master the skills of the LongJump, Speed, Shunpo, RegenerateHP, and Katana Level. Little did they know that their small quest would eventually turn into what is possibly the funniest thing that EhSonny has ever said, which is Miss Shinnigan’s Shack of Spectacular Shankers. As they laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and 
Stupid Story about the Frog of Doom, the Worst Nemisis of the Shankers.
This is the Frog. —>
The Frog sees all, and always knows where you are. He is a well know colleague of folks of evilness, such as Dr. Wily, Hypnotoad, King Kong, Professor Flubber, and other such people of deathness and doomness and gloomness. He roams the swamps of Kansas, and ribbits at all members of the Shankers. Like, this guy is for real. The real deal. He’ll make you pee yourself if you don’t watch out. Like, wow. Just, wow. I can’t begin to explain. It kind of blows my mind sometimes. You know, wandering through the Swamps, shanking some fools who don’t know that it’s their barmitsva, and then BAM! Just the Frog of Doom. Ribbiting. Like, Jesus H. Christ man, get a room for you and your loud ass mouth.
Just remember, look out for that choad.
Slightly Shorter Story of How to Join the Shankers in their Shankfests
There are several very simple ways to join the Shankers:
- Know one of them in real life.
- Be on their Highlander team.
- Play a game of CS:S, TF2, or some other miscelaneous game.
- Be a famous PC gamer.
- Donate ten dollars to EhSonny’s PayPal.
- Kill the frog of doom.
- Eat the frog of doom’s legs.
- Skin the frog of doom alive.
- Roast the frog of doom.
- Like seriously, do ANYTHING to the frog of doom. Anything.