Overview
A three part guide to be successfull at Nuclear Throne
Step one : Choosing a character
Characters that you should never choose in any case or scenario
1-Melting
It starts with like 2 hp bet you cant even finish the first area with that
2-Chicken
Can you even melee?
3-Crystal
Get good you c u n t stop using the shield
Characters that you should allways choose
1-Fish
Can roll
2-Eyes
Easy to pick up loot
3-Y.V.
Coolest character also quick reload
for other characters idk they either suck or are decent
Step two : Playing the game
-First zone (Desert)
Its really easy ,if you can’t get past it go kill yourself.Also its a good idea to get a decent melee weapon since you suck and won’t be able to pick up the ammo at the time. This areas boss is Big Bandit and to kill him you just need to not get up in his ass and hold your distance against him.
-Second zone (Sewers)
This area is easy too just avoid them alligators and you’ll be fine
-Third Zone (Scrapyard)
Avoid cars be aware of snipers since they have the ability to one shot you . For Big Dog same tactic as Big Bandit , shoot from distance and avoid bullets. I wouldn’t call this one easy because its on some next level touhou stuff.
-Fourth Zone (Crystal Caves)
This is the literally same as sewers but with a re-skin . Just be carefull with laser crystals.
-Fifth Zone (Frozen City)
Hope you found a missile or mini grenade by now , otherwise you are going to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the ass. And some easy boss named Lil Hunter. Seriously who haves difficulties with this boss?
-Sixth Zone (The Lab)
Go for the necromancers first nothing much to say about this place
-Seventh Zone (The Palace)
Just avoid direct contact with guardians and you’ll be good. When you finally get to the throne room you better have some powerfull stuff or else you stand no change against the throne
Step Three : Getting Good
Here are some tips to get better at the game:
-Don’t pick Melting
-Don’t pick Crystal
-Pick Fish
-Pick Y.V.
-Don’t use disc gun
-Don’t use screwdriver
-Use melee (Besides screwdriver)
-Don’t get close to bosses
-Use specials
-Don’t depend on specials
-Avoid Scorpions
-Don’t rush to pick up loot
-Don’t pick the crown of destiny
-Don’t ♥♥♥♥ with I.D.P.D
A last word
If you can loop , then don’t come on my guide talking s h i t about how this guide hasn’t helped you