Overview
Find out the truth about our true lord and savior Sharky.
The way of Sharky
Sharky fought and died for our future.
Here’s a Guide to the only and true Religion, Sharkinism
The Shark Bible
Here is the lore and rules to follow to be a true Sharkian
“In the name of the Shark Tale, and the Finn and the holy Tooth”
Sharky was the beacon of hope for human life, we once all Aquatic beings , we were weak and powerless against the void of oppressors. One day Sharky emerged from the deep to put a stop to the oceanic holocaust of the human race. He fought bravely and was once and for all defeated in his final fight against the Colossal Squid. We have seeked shelter ashore, as we became Terrestrial and treasured Sharky for his bravery and ultimate sacrifice.
Rules to follow:
1) Being eaten by a shark is an honor to the family
2) You must swim in the ocean once every 3 days to honor Sharky
3) Eating shark is honoring the god himself
4) A Sharky shrine should be lit up in every household
5) Squid is considered the one and only holy food
Sins:
1) P!ssing in the ocean is punishable by death.
2) Refusing the true way of Sharky is punishable by death.
3) Looking down upon sharks is a sin.
Our anthem:
Conculsion
Sharkinism is a peaceful religion that believes in stopping the shark oppression and wants a bright future, sincerely…
I want to die
Please make the pain go away
Please..