HOW 31 BE F A S T

Overview

So you wanna learn how to go fast? ill teach you what is fast and what is slow you nugget

WE HAVE LOTS TO COVER AND SO LITTLE TIME

Hello there little chick, are you new to the game? do you wanna know what aircraft is the fastest? are you TIRED of being left behind by faster aircraft that somehow can still outrun your blatant dumb ADF-11?

In this guide ill teach you what aircraft you need to pick so you can beat your friends in drag racing, who crashes first, and who can P E N E T R A T E that MOTHER EFFING TUNNERL so you can claim you have the biggest balls you go through tunnels at speed of light after Ace Combat 3 Tunnel Vision.

Are you ready? if you are NOT, then grab that stupid A-10 of yours. Mod it with whatever bull crap you have and GET THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT, we talking about S P E E D, got it? good.

Lets begin nuggets
TIME TO GO FEST

Take a look at the Aircraft Tree

Take a look at your aircraft TREE, yes it iss a TREE not a damn list like the older games you chick, everything is connected like the lies she told you about how much she loved you take a huge look at it about what planes you will be able to buy in the future and what goes to what.

Now thatyou have looked at it

OR

You have already looked at it before while playing Or googling it like a filthy C A S U A LLets move on to the next step

RUSH MiG RUSH MiG

Ok time to stop being a slow ass A-10, from here now, we going F A S T

You saw all those other planes? they DONT matter. Wanna know why? because they arent F A S T enough.

Thats right little nugget, the fastest plane you can get it ASAP almost after Mission 3 (if you are actually saving money or something i dont know who saves money nowadays) alright time to stop messing around.

• BUY THAT DAMN MLG-29

Yeah baby, we going RUSSIAN YUKTOBANIAN here, forget that crappy Usean Mir-2000, forget that Osean F-14, FORGET THAT STUPID JAPANESE F-2. Oh you have DLCs? you already unlocked the F-104? well FORGET THEM ASWELL they are S L O W, wanna go slow? rush that A-10 and i hope you get shot down.

Assuming you bought that Cute MiG-29, (and or maybe also buying the SP weps cus of you being a little insecure) i will be explaining your second step,

• Buy that ROLL STAB+

Thats right, that little addon for your planes is not just a simple addon to unlock future stuff, it also HELPS YOU SPIN a little tho SO YOU CAN TURN AND EVADE THEM MISSILES QUICK

Alright hotshot, you better pay attention here or else you will mess up badly a little bit tho but we rushing so the less time it takes the better for them speedruns. You MUST NOT have to buy the SP.W.RELOAD+ why? well because it unlocks the bae Su-33, even tho its a good early plane (and count’s plane as a Spare) its NOT what are we looking for.

Instead. you have to buy this little cutie addon for your gunsies that will help you shred people depending on the plane ofc which is the:

• GUN.GETHER+

That cutie will unlock the plane we are looking for, and assuming you have enough money after not buying planes for the past 3 to 4 missions, it will unlock and let you BUY the plane we will worship like no tomorrow. The one, THE ONLY. AND THE M I G H T Y

• M L G – 3 1 B

Now now, its 10k cheaper than the bae Su-33, but believe me, we aint messing around here, after you become a Spare, you get one freebie, the Queen’s Custom, which increases Acceleration, Mobility and Stability, after you buy it

WE ARE READY TO GO.

Look at your freshly bought T H I C C MiG

Alright alright, time to start with the REAL stuff. First off, examine the lovely MiG you just bought, just look at it.

• Aint it a cutie?

Look how THICC this girl is or boy if you are into that
These thrusters arent just for going F A S T, they can get you to SPACE if you are lucky enough

If you dont believe me, look at this guy named coleisprettygreat using the MiG to go where no other man has gone

TL;DR: MiG-31 IS THEPERFECT PLANE

Pimp my MiiiiiiiiiiiiiG

Alright alright, enough games lets go back to bussiness. Maybe on your early playthough you wont have enough parts unlocked. Its fine no biggie, aslong you keep using that sweet MiG-31 to save money is enough, sadly you are forced to buy all the other S L O W A S S planes to get to the important parts that will help the MiG go as how they wanted it to go.

You want the S P E E D bar look like this

Nothing else, nothing LOWER it must be FULL

How do we achieve this? Easy, doesnt matter if its your first or 999th playthrough, just install these stuffs to your lovely MiGgy-31B to fill that SPEED BAR

Some parts you can get them along the way by buying pretty cheap planes in the middle and middle upper tree (Yes the one that leads you to the weeb F-22) while others you can only get them by buying the same plane 3 times, yes, im talking about the F-15E, F-15J and the F-15C i think

Oh well you might be saying now “B-but i want my MiG-31 to be bulky too, speed is not all whats matter :'(” fine little casual if you want your MiG to last atleast a little more, you can put some bulletproof fuel tank mods or hell even the automated fire extinguisher like this one:
(Ignore the clay look, my pc was almost exploding by how awesome this MiG is)

Oh you want it to be MORE manoeuvrable? fine its already stable and easy to control, but since you are a little casual, you can add a few roll mods, like this:
But heeeey, did you noticed something? if not, well GO GETYOUR EYES CHECKED cus i did, the Roll mod and the defensive mods LOWER your speed bar

DO YOU WANT THAT? OF COURSE YOU DONT REMOVE THOSE CRAPPY THINGS AND ADD SPEED

We are almost done pimping your MiG

Alright kiddo, before you put that MiG on the sky (unless you already had done it) we gotta make it look GOOD atleast.

If you already finished the campain grab that gorgeous MiG and use the Special Color, or Skin #3, thats right, COMET’s skin, why? because it makes her look GUCCI AF, just look at it

You want her to look boring and lame? i dont think so. She wouldnt like it aswell.

Since we will also try to go to space like it shows on the video you maybe seen a bit ago. we gotta give her a nice emblem for the ocasion, hell even if we go at speed of light. We will have to make her look G U C C I Grab that EASA emblem that strap it on her.

Now now kiddo, the settings are now up to you, but i guess it shows a lot it will go to space or at speed of light with that skin and the emblem.

If the predetermined skins the base game has for your MiG arent for your liking, you can always go ahead and go to nexusmods.com for some unique and stilysh stuff for your MiG, just keep in mind that the others might see the base skin you might be using, so be aware.

B-but muh DLCs/other planes

You think the ADFX-01, the ADF-01 or the ADF-11 are faster? let me tell you something very VERY important.

Just look at the TOP SPEED of the MiG-31B compares to your filthy ADF-11 as an example, for comparison, i put the starting speed which is always 600 and their top speed.

• MiG-31B

• ADF-11

(Ignore the weabo stuff on the ADF-11, i wanted it to look cute ok?)

ALSO THE ADF-11 is so dumb since it wont give you a lot of space for SPEED STUFF evenif it has every stat the same! look how dumb it is!

Alright yeah, speed is good, but HOW DO I DEFFEND MYSELF

Ah, finallywe talking young nugget. The MiG-31B has some good weapons, except for one but thats just my taste. When you buy it, it comes free with an SP weapon, and youcan buy the next 2 if you feel like, or just the last one since its better than wasting your money withthe SAAM

• LAAM (Long-Range Air-to-Air Missile)

Like the description says, it has a poor homing, but if you are good moving around or aim at those pesky noobs using the A-10 you can instakill them easily, its a good weapon and a very fast one, so use it wisely and conquer.

• SAAM (Semi-Active Air-to-Air Missile)

This one sucks, noone cares about it, you just need to keep the dumb enemies in your circle or else this missile wont even move, AKA it sucks. Move on.

• PLSL (Pulse Laser)

This one might be your bread and butter, if youthink you arent doing enough damage, just strap some LASERS to your fast waifu and you will win, easily.

The choises are up to you to decide, but please for the love of god, do yourself a favor and dont use the SAAM.

THE END

And there you go, a fast plane like a bullet going to kill everyone and everything in your path, that is, if you dont crash yourself first while going full speed.

Just wanna give a heads up to everyone. this is my first guide ive done and all this is just for mere humour, i know the guides are for important stuff but, its always nice to have some dumb stuff to laugh about, and dumb stuff to do either in campain or in multiplayer.

Thanks for reading, love you all!