Overview
This is a non-serious guide on “how to forest”.If you enjoy, feel free to up-rate 🙂 DON’T TAKE THIS GUIDE SERIOUSLY.
What’s this guide about?
This guide is basically me telling you how to survive. If you don’t do what this guide tells you to, you will most definitely die. (no pressure).
Getting started
Cutscene
Okay. So if you’re not a complete noob to the game, you should know that the game starts off by your plane hilariously keeling over onto some random island. You then wake up to an ugly-ass, bald cannibal taking your unconscious son. You then decide to feel a bit tired of their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and fall back to sleep. Then BOOM! You wake up feeling “fresh”. By fresh I mean: Hungry, Tired, Thirsty, and a tad bit happy because your child is nowhere to be seen and your holiday is already looking pretty good.
Play time
Start off by eating everyones left over food which somehow didn’t fly everywhere when the crash occurred.. then proceed to the back of the plane where you will find drinks, a metal tray and a passenger list which basically has no use at all but y’know.. eat it I guess?
Head to the flight attendants corpse and try not to look up her dress (I know how tempting it is). Steal the plane axe which has been imbedded into her breasts and run! Don’t let her know that you squeezed her boob while taking it otherwise the feminist-cannibals will hunt you down.
RUN SOMEWHERE AND HOPE FOR THE BEST!
Base building
Where to build
After running for about 20 minutes you will eventually find somewhere that you feel will be a “decent” place to build a good ol’ home.
This that count as a decent place to build:
- Flat area
- Trees nearby
- Lots of sticks and rocks to choose from
- No cannibal camps nearby
Things that don’t count as a decent place to build:
- Bumpy area
- Inside of the forest
- In your mothers house
- In a cave (seriously who the f*** does this?)
- Up a cannibals a**hole
Finding food and drink
Animals
If you are looking for something nice to fulfill your constant need for food, eat a f***ing rabbit or lizard. They fill you up A LOT! Although they are hard to catch (not the lizards.. they’re as lazy as my nan), they are worth it.
Plants
Shut the f*** up.
Turtles?
TURRTTLEEEESSSS
Thanks for reading!
Firstly:
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