How to cut wood down fast

Overview

ay whats good this guide teaches you the basic fundimentals of illegal logging

Ay Cut down those dildos down fast

AYE Go to katana cave grab them explosive play toys, or craft your own rectangular explosive (Coins, Booze, Wrist Watch, and Curcuit Board btw) And blow those wooden pilalrs down! It works with every tree (not including those scary ass Game Of Thrones Trees)
Have fun destroying the cannibals’ worshipping grounds!!!!

use that octopus idiot to your advantage

When that idiot octo♥♥♥♥♥ comes out all you gotta do to cut down logs is make that idiot chop em down for you. Just stand behind one of those wooden spoons and make that scary ass ♥♥♥♥♥ attack the trees. Hank got nothing on this scary ass ♥♥♥♥♥

Be a man and use your weapons like a real boy

Axes exist too, you can chop them down the Canadian way, The Modern Here’s Johnny Axe chops them down the fastest. You can also chop those pale ass zombies’ body parts apart.

The warning xdddddd

make sure to not walk under those wooden spoons or else they migh all ontop of ur sorry ass and u might die from the pain and sorrow of our dead son

them log holders n whatever xdd ecks deeeeeeeeee

so like you can make a log sled with twenty one greek wooden dildos and they can hold like 11 logs or 13 who really cares. you can also make log holdres that hold 7 logs, if you build 3 you can get 777 jackpot ayyyyyy you will make it rain. i am running out of jokes. dem dildo holders can come in handy when them trees dont exist. xd