Overview
This guide tells you the essentials on how to become a booty stealing, ship plundering, bird wearing, gun toting, cutlass wielding, swashbuckling, pirate. (insert lenny face here)
Basic pirate qualities:
now, we all know pirates are cool. well… maybe not the modern ak-47 wieling ones… but the ol’ edward kenway, blackbeard, ummm… i cant think of any other pirates, so ill just assume you want to actually know the steps. ok!
Essentials: a gruff, steriotypical pirate voice.
Optionals: a cutlass! (katana), a pistol! (flintlock pistol), the ability to let birds sit on your hand! (stand still in a forest, eventually u’ll probably see one on your hand.), a boat! (only the finest ships will do, what r u a dam scrub? do the large raft or house boat.), fancy clothes! (deer skin, armor, ect.), an inventory of booze! (look on beaches and stuff for alchol), and of course… victims! (or not, you could just be a friendly pirate.)
DINGY OFF THE PORT BOW!
knowing pirate lingo is essential. unfortunatly, i dont know my ship directions. but look those up on google or something. (btw the section title is a spongebob movie reference)
The Crew #squad
you could be a solo pirate, or you could be captain, first mate, the crowsnest guy, a poopdeck swabber, a canonloader, all kindsa stuff.
Gear:
boats are important. and guns and all the other stuff i put in the first section. but creativity is your best tool. put catapults on ur ship as canons, get swords, guns, booze, and wenches… which i guess you could substitute with dead female canibals. idk. be original.
Roles:
you could just do it as a hobby or you could terrorize a server, pvp, whatever i dont care.
just look at better guides:
some buddy is gonna make a better, funnier guide on piracy, so stop reading this one and read theirs. this is just me wanting to put the idea out there really.