Monster Prom Guide

Conversations and Secret Endings (work in progress) for Monster Prom

Conversations and Secret Endings (work in progress)

Overview

Trying to find all conversation outcomes. Couldn’t find a guide that had all conversations and the results of choosing a certain choice. So I am going through to find the results of the conversations. Continuously updated…

Introduction

I’ve seen a lot of good guides, but they are not complete and don’t have all the dialog I was looking for. This guide is to keep track of conversations and the outcomes/stats of the choices. Hopefully this will help lead to endings and outcomes needed.

I will continuously work to update and find all possible conversations. This will also work to help me keep track as well. I hope that this guide will help anyone who needs it. 🙂

(Sidenote: Each question has 4 different outcomes, but only two different stats (eg. The outcomes are “So Bold,” “Not So Bold,” “So Smart,” and “Not So Smart.” But there are only two stats possible “Bold” or “Smart.”) I figured out that depending on what stat you have that is higher than another specific stat during the question will determine which outcome you get (eg. For the example before I have Boldness 3 and Smarts 9, if I choose the option for Bold then I will end up with the “Not So Bold” outcome and if I choose the option for Smart then I will get the “So Smart” outcome and vice versa if my Boldness is higher than Smarts.) I hope this makes sense. Feel free to ask me if you need more help. ^-^”)

-Cheers

Breakdown

Just in case something doesn’t make sense here’s a breakdown and further explanation.

Stat Names
Short Form
Smarts
S
Boldness
B
Creativity
C
Charm
Ch
Fun
F
Money
M

Sign
Meaning
>
Greater Than
<
Less Than

Example:

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
We’re talking hell here, so… a goat. But not just any goat. A goat that’s a real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
F > C
So Fun
+2 Smart
+1 Boldness
F < C
Not Funny
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
What about that giant, gelatinous, fifty-nosed creature at your house that spits bile and eats corpses?
C < F
Not So Creative
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
C > F
So Creative
+2 Smart
+1 Boldness
Location(s): Bathrooms

Current Stats:

Stats
#
Smarts
8
Boldness
5
Creativity
6
Charm
2
Fun
10
Money
7

F > C
Fun > Creativity
Fun: 10 > Creativity: 6
Outcome = So Fun

Helpful Guides

Monster Prom’s Stupidest Pop Quiz Ever(tm): A Guide by Dayashi
This guide is very helpful to show you what you can get when answering the quiz in the beginning.

Stat Requirements for Prom by Coleman
This guide breaks down the stats and the heart point system.

100% Achievements (Work in Progress)
This guide helps to show how to get certain achievements.
(Shameless plug to my own guide. I am working to keep it updated and get it finished.)

Damien

These are solo conversations with Damien and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
The Knight was driven evil by the death of his parents and/or spouse. It’s never been done!!!
C < F
Not So Creative
-2 Boldness
-1 Creativity
C > F
So Creative
+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity
BE METHOD. GO ON A REAL-LIFE KILLING SPREE.
F > C
So Fun
+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness
F < C
Not So Fun
-2 Money
-1 Boldness
Location(s): Auditorium

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Pull off a surprise victory with the only talent that really matters: trophy theft.
S > Ch
So Smart
+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts
S < Ch
Not So Smart
-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts
Stick to what you’re good at: arson.
Ch < S
Not So Charming
-2 Creativity
-1 Charm
Ch > S
So Charming
+2 Boldness
+1 Charm
Location(s): Auditorium

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Call Scott and have him pee it out! If there’s one thing we know about Scott, it’s that he loves to pee on things.
Ch > B
So Charming
+2 Smarts
+1 Charm
Ch < B
Not So Charming
-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts
If you burn down the whole school, no one will be worrying about one little bathroom.
B > Ch
So Bold
+3 Money
B < Ch
Not So Bold
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness
Location(s): Bathrooms

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
You’re thinking too big. It’s the tiny details that really freak people out. How about a tattoo of your face… on the tip of your tongue.
C < B
Not So Creative
-2 Money
-1 Boldness
C > B
So Creative
+2 Fun
+1 Smarts
Gun hands.
B > C
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
B > C
Not So Bold
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
Location(s): Bathrooms

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
More fire.
B > S
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
B < S
Not So Bold
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
Sarcasm.
S < B
Not So Smart
-2 Money
-1 Charm
S > B
So Smart
+2 Money
+1 Smarts
Location(s): Class

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Knife soup.
C > F
So Creative
+3 Money
C < F
Not So Creative
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
A kitten you can never snuggle.
F > C
So Fun
+2 Fun
+1 Smarts
F < C
Not So Fun
-2 Boldness
-1 Charm
Location(s): Class

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
The Five Point Ball Exploding Heart Technique!
C > B
So Creative
+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts
C < B
Not So Creative
-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts
Gun!
B < C
Not So Bold
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun
B > C
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
Location(s): Gym

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
You play this game all the time. It’s time to reveal Damien the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up secrets of “Federation of Fables.”
F < B
Not So Fun
-2 Boldness
-1 Fun
F > B
So Fun
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
Speak the forbidden name of the Faceless Goat God into the microphone, driving the opposing team mad.
B < F
Not So Bold
-1 Boldness
-2 Fun
B > F
So Bold
+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness
Location(s): Library

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Create an algorithm that disseminates hundreds and hundreds of fake spoilers about “Sport of Seats,” so even if Damien does stumble across real spoilers, he won’t know it!
S > Ch
So Smart
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
S < Ch
Not So Smart
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
Let’s mess up your brain so good you won’t even know how to read.
Ch < S
Not So Charming
– 2 Smart
-1 Fun
Ch > S
So Charming
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
Location(s): Library

Damien Continued…

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Disguise him as a drinking fountain. No one will know the difference.
C > B
So Creative
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity
C < B
Not So Creative
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
Just chuck him in my garage. He’ll blend perfectly with my collection of vintage dead bodies.
B > C
So Bold
+2 Smart
+1 Charm
B < C
Not So Bold
-2 Creativity
-1 Charm
Location(s): All

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
An on-fire pentagram made out of pentagrams and those pentagrams are made out of guns that shoot pentagrams and the pentagrams are on fire and the fire is on fire.
B > F
So Bold
+2 Boldness
+1 Charm
B < F
Not So Bold
-3 Charm
A sea cucumber
F > B
So Fun
+2 Creativity
+1 Charm
F < B
Not So Fun
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
Location(s): All

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
We’re talking hell here, so… a goat. But not just any goat. A goat that’s a real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
F > C
So Fun
+2 Smart
+1 Boldness
F < C
Not Funny
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
What about that giant, gelatinous, fifty-nosed creature at your house that spits bile and eats corpses?
C < F
Not So Creative
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
C > F
So Creative
+3 Boldness
Location(s): All

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Do it. DO IT. Just ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ DITCH. Doooo itttttttt.
B > C
So Bold
+2 Smart
+1 Boldness
B < C
Not So Bold
-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness
Cross species, economic, and social barriers to make lifelong friends with a diverse group of students in detention and find out through silly dancing that you’re not so different after all.
C < B
Not So Creative
-2 Smart
-1 Fun
C > B
So Creative
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity
Location(s): All

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Oh, I think I’m already damned. Looking into your eyes feels so good, it must be a sin.
Ch < B
Not So Charming
-2 Money
-1 Creativity
Ch > B
So Charming
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
I’ll run over a bunch of nuns with a lawnmower.
B > Ch
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Money
B < Ch
Not So Bold
-2 Charm
-1 Money
Location(s): All

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Tax fraud and light treason.
S < B
Not So Smart
-2 Boldness
-1 Charm
S > B
So Smart
+2 Charm
+1 Boldness
Dinner and a movie, only the dinner is arson and the movie is also arson.
B > S
So Bold
+2 Charm
+1 Boldness
B < S
Not So Bold
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
Location(s): All

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
You’re forgetting about the ultimate way to fight authority: TOTAL WAR.
B > Ch
So Bold
+2 Smart
+1 Boldness
B < Ch
Not So Bold
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness
Kings have harems, and I’d definitely join yours.
Ch > B
So Charming
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
Ch < B
Not So Charming
-2 Boldness
-1 Charm
Location(s): All

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
“Joke’s on you, pal: I’m a pragmatist. I avoid any kind of idealization of the past because it has no use, and therefore I refuse to feel any kind of melancholy.”
S < F
Not So Smart
-2 Boldness
-1 Fun
S > F
So Smart
+2 Charm
+1 Fun
No time to think of anything clever… start dancing for no reason!
F > S
So Fun
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun
Location(s): All

(If you answer successfully, Liam and Polly will join the conversation and you will be on track to achieve DAMIEN’S SECRET ENDING FIGHT *See Damien’s Secret Endings section to continue this option.)

Damien’s Secret Endings

These are the conversations that will lead up to Damien’s secret endings. You must get them correctly and then ask Damien to prom in order to achieve the ending.

FIGHT

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
“Joke’s on you, pal: I’m a pragmatist. I avoid any kind of idealization of the past because it has no use, and therefore I refuse to feel any kind of melancholy.”
S < F
Not So Smart
-2 Boldness
-1 Fun
S > F
So Smart
+2 Charm
+1 Fun
No time to think of anything clever… start dancing for no reason!
F > S
So Fun
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun
Location(s): All

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Defend the banana’s honor.
Ch > B
So Charming
+3 Boldness
Ch < B
Not So Charming
-2 Boldness
-1 Charm
Eat the banana.
B > Ch
So Bold
+3 Boldness
Location(s): All

(If you answer successfully Liam and Polly join the conversation.)

Scott and Vera

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
“Here’s what I’m gonna do, Vera: I’m gonna give you a hundred bucks, and you’re gonna teach me your secret Oberlin combat style.”
M > Ch
So Wealthy
+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts
M < Ch
Not So Wealthy
-2 Boldness
-1 Fun
“I don’t know. Probably die, unless some big, strong, good-at-sports man decides to teach me how to fight. But where would I ever find such a man?”
Ch > M
So Charming
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun
Ch < M
Not So Charming
-2 Boldness
-1 Fun
Location(s): All

(As long as you answer correctly to the first two conversations you will achieve the secret ending even if you answer incorrectly to the last conversation. *Even if you go to Prom alone or ask someone else you will get this ending.*)

HAIR

Liam, Damien, Polly, and Miranda

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Divert their attention by making money rain.
M > S
So Wealthy
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
M < S
Not So Wealthy
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun
Turn Damien’s phone into a bird.
S > M
So Smart
+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts
S < M
Not So Smart
-2 Fun
-1 Money
Location(s): All

Damien and Liam

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Witness a loved one getting killed, or almost killed, and get so angry you end up unleashing a new level of stylism.
B < Ch
Not So Bold
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness
B < Ch
So Bold
+2 Charm
+1 Boldness
Meet a tough adversary and build a rivalrous frenemy relationship that pushes the both of you to improve.
Ch > B
So Charming
+3 Fun
Ch < B
Not So Charming
-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts
Location(s): All

(If you choose correctly Polly and Miranda join the conversation.)

Liam, Damien, Polly, and Miranda

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Practice the art of stealth makeover! Give your dads a complete makeover while they sleep for them to naturally discover the advantages of your dream.
C > B
So Creative
+2 Boldness
+1 Charm
C < B
Not So Creative
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun
Speak a language they understand: change your scissors for a dagger and your makeup for blood.
B > C
So Bold
+3 Fun
Location(s): All

Damien’s Secret Endings Continued…

SUN

Damien and Scott

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
I happen to be a registered Ultimate Warrior judge and I always carry this “10 Step Ultimate Test” with me, which coincidentally will require both of you to do whatever I say with no complaints, like real ultimate good boys. Who’s ready to follow my lead?
Whoever can punch the sun in the face.
B > ?
So Bold
+ Damien heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Bold
Location(s): Bathrooms

(As long as you successfully answer with the second option you will be on track to achieve the secret ending.)

Damien

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Go to that most authoritative of all resources – WikiHow!
S > B
So Smart
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun
Just check out the school spaceship! I mean, what kind of high school would we be if we hadn’t our own regulated high school spaceship? A very bad spaceship-less one at least!
B > S
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Smart
Location(s): All

Damien and the Coven

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Forge an elaborate scroll proving that your mission to punch the sun is part of an ancient and righteous quest.
C < Ch
Not So Creative
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
“NO, YOU FOOLS! THE SUN WAS THE BIG BAD ALL ALONG!”
Ch < C
Not So Charming
-2 Charming
-1 Smart
Ch > C
So Charming
+2 Fun
+1 Smarts
Location(s): All

Damien

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
To punch the sun, you must first surrender your ego. We should beg the internet for advice! I’ll check my phone!
S > F
So Smart
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
Nothing beats the element of surprise! Wait until it’s nighttime, then BAM! The sun will never see it coming!
F > S
So Fun
+2 Charm
+1 Boldness
Location(s): All

Damien and Liam Interactions

These are conversations with Damien and Liam and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Tell him there was a three-horned paper-gobbler on the loose that was planning to devour the entire collection.
Ch > B
So Charming
+2 Charm
+1 Boldness
Ch < B
Not So Charming
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
BURN DOWN THE ENTIRE LIBRARY! No point of origin, no proof of culprit!
B > Ch
So Bold
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun
B < Ch
Not So Bold
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness
Location(s): Library

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Catch a real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and interrogate them about it.
B > C
So Bold
+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness
Get into the mind of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by re-enacting the scene.
C > B
So Creative
+2 Smarts
+1 Fun
Location(s): All

(If you answer successfully you will be on track to achieve CAGANER SECRET ENDING. *See Shop Items Secret Endings section to continue this option.*)

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
What the ♥♥♥♥ is this? This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, dear Damien, is ART. I present to you… yaoi.
C < Ch
Not So Creative
+ Liam heart
-1 Fun
-1 Boldness
C > Ch
So Creative
+ Liam heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts
Don’t be silly! You don’t want to fight me… you’re clearly fighting against your urge… for cuddling!
Ch > C
So Charming
+ Damien heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity
Ch < C
Not So Charming
+ Damien heart
-1 Boldness
-1 Charm
Location(s): All

(If you successfully answer with the first option you will be on track to achieve LIAM’S SECRET ENDING YAOI. *See Liam’s Secret Endings section to continue this option.)

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Murder all the Slayers.
B > C
So Bold
+ Damien heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness
B < C
Not So Bold
+ Damien heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity
A massive PR campaign letting people know that every cool person in history was either a vampire or demon.
C > B
So Creative
+ Liam heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Charm
C < B
Not So Creative
+ Liam heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun
Location(s): All

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Number of Instagram followers.
Ch > B
So Charming
+ Liam heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Charm
Ch < B
Not So Charming
+ Liam heart
-2 Creativity
-1 Charm
Tomb robbery contest.
B > Ch
So Bold
+ Damien heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness
B < Ch
Not So Bold
+ Damien heart
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness
Location(s): All

Damien and Miranda Interactions

These are conversations with Damien and Miranda and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Make yourself as big as possible.
B > C
So Bold
+2 Bold
+1 Creativity
It’s showtime! Play dead until he goes away.
C < B
Not So Creative
-1 Creativity
-2 Boldness
Location(s): Bathrooms

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
“Get off my nuts, narrator. you don’t know the ancient reasons for dodgeball slaughter. Many died before us, but we won’t waver!”
B < Ch
Not So Bold
– 3 Boldness
B > Ch
So Bold
+3 Money
“Guys, it’s just dodgeball. Let’s throw the ball and have fun!”
Ch > B
So Charming
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
Ch < B
Not So Charming
-3 Smarts
Location(s): Gym

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Easy, just lobby the government until they remove the class from the entire school system.
Ch > B
So Charming
+ Miranda heart
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
Ch < B
Not So Charming
+ Miranda heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
You don’t need to murder your teacher over something like this. Just burn down the entire school!
B > Ch
So Bold
+ Damien heart
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
B < Ch
Not So Bold
+ Damien heart
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness
Location(s): All

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Go on a deep sea quest to steal beautiful pearls from a scary kraken!
B > F
So Bold
+ Miranda heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Fun
B < F
Not So Bold
+ Miranda heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun
Journey to a volcano to have a hot time at a fire mephit strip club.
F < B
Not So Fun
+ Damien heart
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
F > B
So Fun
+ Damien heart
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity
Location(s): All

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Lift your rooster’s spirits with a romantic proposal… give your ♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥ ring!
Ch < C
Not So Charming
+ Miranda heart
Ch > C
So Charming
+ Miranda heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Fun
This ♥♥♥♥ isn’t an expert on violence — you are, Damien! Go undercover as a rooster!
C > Ch
So Creative
+ Damien heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun
C < Ch
Not So Creative
+ Damien heart
-2 Boldness
-1 Fun
Location(s): All

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Build a new hospital out of popsicle sticks and hot glue.
C < S
Not So Creative
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness
C > S
So Creative
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity
You know what always boosts an economy? War. I think I saw an anthill over by the water fountain…
S > C
So Smart
+1 Boldness
+2 Money
Location(s): Outdoors

Damien and Polly Interactions

These are conversations with Damien and Polly and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Rewrite the whole play, but just Liam’s lines.
C > B
So Creative
+2 Fun
+1 Smarts
C < B
Not So Creative
-3 Smarts
Rocket launcher.
B > C
So Bold
+2 Money
+1 Fun
B < C
Not So Bold
-2 Creativity
-1 Charm
Location(s): Auditorium

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Copy Liam. He’s into all that social justice ♥♥♥♥ anyway.
S > B
So Smart
+2 Charm
+1 Smarts
S < B
Not So Smart
-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts
You know who definitely has the answers? The teacher. Copy her.
B > S
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
B < S
Not So Bold
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun
Location(s): Class

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Break the seven seals and release Kralak-Thul, the World-♥♥♥♥♥♥.
S > F
So Smart
+ Damien heart
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
S < F
Not So Smart
+ Damien heart
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts
Send in the party goblins.
F > S
So Fun
+ Polly heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun
F < S
Not So Fun
+ Polly Heart
-2 Boldness
-1 Fun
Location(s): All

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
You know what’s crazy and chaotic? Being single and partying forever! Destroy the institution of marriage.
B > C
So Bold
+ Polly heart
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
B < C
Not So Bold
+ Polly heart
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts
Chaos is always better with some sensible agony — replace all the water in the school with swarms of mosquitos!
C < B
Not So Creative
+ Damien heart
-2 Smart
-1 Boldness
C > B
So Creative
+ Damien heart
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity
Location(s): All

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Take this opportunity to reveal your REAL plan — you were only befriending the Coven to BETRAY THEM! BUAHAHAHA!
Ch > F
So Charming
+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness
Ch < F
Not So Charming
-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness
“Recognize” the symbol on his armor as that of… your father… (GASP!) You and Univertica, Junior are siblings!!!!
S < Ch
Not So Smart
-3 Fun
S > Ch
So Smart
+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts
Location(s): All

Damien and Scott Interactions

These are conversations with Damien and Scott and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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I happen to be a registered Ultimate Warrior judge and I always carry this “10 Step Ultimate Test” with me, which coincidentally will require both of you to do whatever I say with no complaints, like real ultimate good boys. Who’s ready to follow my lead?
Ch < B
Not So Charming
+ Scott heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun
Whoever can punch the sun in the face.
B > Ch
So Bold
+ Damien heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Bold
Location(s): All

(If you successfully answer with the second option you will be on track to achieve DAMIEN’S SECRET ENDING SUN. *See Damien’s Secret Endings section to continue.*)

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A unicycle!
F < B
Not So Fun
+ Scott heart
-2 Smart
-1 Fun
F > B
So Fun
+ Scott heart
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity
A gun!
B > F
So Bold
+ Damien Heart
+ 2 Fun
+1 Boldness
B < F
Not So Bold
+ Damien heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness
Location(s): All

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Winslow Jibbs, fiscal responsibility: 14, armor class: 20, loving owner of a speedboat and several dogs.
S > B
So Smart
+ Scott heart
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
Scabs Rentacar, Sex Murderer
B > S
So Bold
+ Damien heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness
B < S
Not So Bold
+ Damien heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
Location(s): All

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It’s time to try that specific spell that turns griffins into plates of spaghetti. You knew it was going to be useful one day…
S < C
Not So Smart
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun
S > C
So Smart
+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts
You need to make that griffin respect you, and the only way is by challenging it to a radical hip hop battle!
C < S
Not So Creative
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness
C > S
So Creative
Location(s): Bathrooms

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Obviously you start another business next door: Scott and Damien’s Griffin Grooming.
C < S
Not So Creative
-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity
Believe it or not, you can actually make pasta without turning griffins into it.
S > C
So Smart
+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts
Location(s): All

Damien and Vera Interactions

These are conversations with Damien and Vera and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Just ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ take the seat yourself before either of them can stop you!
B > S
So Bold
+2 Charm
+1 Fun
B < S
Not So Bold
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness
CALL DOWN AN UNHOLY STORM OF RHINOCERI TO OBLITERATE THE SEAT.
S > B
So Smart
+2 Charm
+1 Boldness
S < B
Not So Smart
-2 Money
-1 Smarts
Location(s): Class

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I disagree, smashing the internet is literally our only option.
B > S
So Bold
+2 Smart
+1 Fun
B < S
Not So Bold
-2 Boldness
-1 Fun
Blame somebody else, like the Vanderbilts! Miranda won’t be able to disprove it!
S > B
So Smart
+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts
S < B
Not So Smart
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts
Location(s): Library

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Use this convenient list I bought that shows all his greatest fears in order of severity.
M > F
So Wealthy
+ Vera heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Charm
M < F
Not So Wealthy
+ Vera heart
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
While he’s sleeping, replace all his organs with live possums.
F < M
Not So Fun
+ Damien heart
-2 Creativity
-1 Boldness
F > M
So Fun
+ Damien heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Charm
Location(s): All

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Attitude is everything, but Nancy will never embrace her inner fierceness with all of Vera’s criticism — come on, Damien, let’s give this car a MAKEOVER!
C < S
Not So Creative
+ Damien heart
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
C > S
So Creative
+ Damien heart
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
Vera, you’re right; Nancy is amazing, but she can’t quite make the grade — we need to crossbreed her with a faster car!
S > C
So Smart
+ Vera heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Money
Location(s): All

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You know what pets love? HARDCORE DEATH METAL ALL THE TIME to drown out their noises!
F < S
Not So Fun
+ Damien heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun
F > S
So Fun
+ Damien heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun
If you love something, set it free…just implant a tracking device first!
S > F
So Smart
+ Vera heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun
Location(s): All

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Because nobody’s paying you not to!
S > B
So Smart
+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts
S < B
Not So Smart
-2 Boldness
-1 Creativity
No reason at all! Everyone’s rotten and deserves to die.
B > S
So Bold
+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity
B < S
Not So Bold
-2 Fun
-1 Creativity
Location(s): Auditorium

Liam

These are solo conversations with Liam and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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The audience is the villain. Destroy them from the stage, hack their social media, import the fires of hell. As they choke on brimstone and spam they’ll realize that they were the monster all along.
C > B
So Creative
+1 Creativity
+1 Smarts
+1 Charm
C < B
Not So Creative
-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity
People like ♥♥♥♥. Real costumes? Cardboard boxes. Professional actors? Giggling cheerleaders. Give Scott the leading role. Substitute the orchestra with dubstep and make it a musical.
B < C
Not So Bold
-2 Creativity
-1 Boldness
B > C
So Bold
+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness
Location(s): Auditorium

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Thirteen minutes of judgemental staring.
B < C
Not So Bold
-2 Charm
-1 Boldness
B > C
So Bold
+2 Creativity
+1
A live matchup of Stravinsky’s “Rite of Spring” and the theme song from the Ninja Turtles.
C > B
So Creative
+2 Charm
+1 Creativity
C < B
Not So Creative
-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity
Location(s): Auditorium

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Go beyond the medium with a spell that will change the reader’s life. Literally.
S > C
So Smart
+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts
S < C
So Not Smart
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
Pineapple propaganda.
C > S
So Creative
+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity
C < S
Not So Creative
-2 Boldness
-1 Creativity
Location(s): Bathrooms

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Global thermonuclear war.
B < C
Not So Bold
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
B > C
So Bold
+2 Charm
+1 Smarts
Harmonica music.
C > B
So Creative
+2 Creativity
+1 Fun
C < B
Not So Creative
-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity
Location(s): Class

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Rap battles. It’s the only fair way.
C > B
So Creative
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity
C < B
Not So Creative
-2 Fun
-1 Creativity
A brutal fight to the death. Or are you too chicken?
B > C
So Bold
+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness
B < C
Not So Bold
-2 Charm
-1 Boldness
Location(s): Class

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Turn into a cloud of translucent mist. Translucent mist can’t exercise.
C < S
Not So Creative
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
C > S
So Creative
+2 Charm
+1 Fun
Tell him you’re dead.
S > C
So Smart
+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts
S < C
Not So Smart
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
Location(s): Gym

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Forget the boring old web. The real obscure ♥♥♥♥ is on the deep web.
B > C
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
B < C
Not So Bold
-3 Money
Have you heard of a band called “The Scabby Daddies?” They don’t exist yet, so they can’t possibly be popular!
C > B
So Creative
+2 Charm
+1 Creativity
C < B
Not So Creative
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts
Location(s): Library

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Crash the set and star in the movie yourself!
C > Ch
So Creative
+2 Charm
+1 Fun
C < Ch
Not So Creative
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun
Start a rumor that the casting director eats live babies.
Ch < C
Not So Charming
-2 Creativity
-1 Fun
Ch > C
So Charming
+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts
Location(s): Library

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Replace all the music with a SWARM OF BEES!
B < Ch
Not So Bold
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness
B > Ch
So Bold
+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness
Invite undead painter Jackson Pollock to splatter everyone in day-glo silly putty.
Ch > B
So Charming
+2 Creativity
+1 Charm
Ch < B
Not So Charming
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
Location(s): Outdoors

Liam Continued…

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Maybe… Croissant, School Bus, Shooting Star, Trumpet and Crocodile.
C > S
So Creative
+2 Charm
+1 Creativity
C < S
Not So Creative
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
This one: “Little Vampire Growing Disinterested in Overly Attached Werekoala” emoji.
S > C
So Smart
+2 Charm
+1 Creativity
S < C
Not So Smart
-2 Creativity
-1 Charm
Location(s): All

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Monstropolis’s most exclusive new nightclub: “*”
C > B
So Creative
+2 Creativity
+1 Fun
C < B
Not So Creative
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
The hottest, most underground nightclub of all: the earth’s core.
B < C
Not So Bold
-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness
B > C
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
Location(s): All

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Flat-out post that everyone currently reading this status is an idiot.
B < S
Not So Bold
-3 Smarts
B > S
So Bold
+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts
VAGUEBLOG. VAGUEBLOG FOR YOUR LIIIFE.
S > B
So Smart
+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness
S < B
Not So Smart
-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness
Location(s): All

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Don’t show your feelings: sing your feelings!
C > B
So Creative
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
C < B
Not So Creative
-2 Creativity
-1 Charm
Being figurative is for cowards. Real winners are always literal: SHOW LIAM YOUR FEELINGS.
B < C
Not So Bold
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun
B > C
So Bold
+2 Charm
+1 Creativity
Location(s): All

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3.85 billion BC, so you can be into existing before it was cool.
C > S
So Creative
+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity
C < S
Not So Creative
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
Everyone knows the dopest time in monster history is 1925… specifically July 26th, 2 am to 5 am.
S > C
So Smart
+2 Charm
+1 Smarts
S < C
Not So Smart
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts
Location(s): All

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A passionate argument for the legalization of recreational chimera toxins.
Ch > B
So Charming
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
Ch < B
Not So Charming
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
A chilling expose of the pasta industry’s griffin-trafficking.
B < Ch
Not So Bold
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
B > Ch
So Bold
+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness
Location(s): All

Liam’s Secret Endings

These are the conversations that will lead up to Liam’s secret endings. You must get them correctly and then ask Liam to prom in order to achieve the ending.

PROM KING

Liam and Miranda

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Use his account to post a bunch of porn and bomb recipes.
F > M
So Fun
+2 Creativity
+1 Charm
Pay a million homeless people to follow Liam on Instagram.
M > F
So Wealthy
+2 Charm
+1 Fun
M < F
Not So Wealthy
-2 Creativity
-1 Money
Location(s): All

Miranda

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I’ll dress up as Liam and give the best campaign speech anyone has ever given.
Ch > M
So Charming
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity
Ch < M
Not So Charming
-2 Creativity
-1 Smarts
Pay a million people to vote for Liam for Prom King.
M < Ch
Not So Wealthy
-2 Charm
-1 Creativity
M > Ch
So Wealthy
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity
Location(s): All

(If you answer correctly Liam should join the conversation.)

Liam and Miranda

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You need a grand romantic gesture. Race to the airport to confess your feelings before Liam boards his plane!
Ch > M
So Charming
+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts
Ch < M
Not So Charming
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun
Pay a million people to spell out “I’M SORRY” so it’s visible from space.
M < Ch
Not So Wealthy
-2 Boldness
-1 Fun
M > Ch
So Wealthy
+2 Charm
+1 Fun
Location(s): All

YAOI

Damien and Liam

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What the ♥♥♥♥ is this? This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, dear Damien, is ART. I present to you… yaoi.
C < Ch
Not So Creative
+ Liam heart
-1 Fun
-1 Boldness
C > Ch
So Creative
+ Liam heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts
Don’t be silly! You don’t want to fight me… you’re clearly fighting against your urge… for cuddling!
Ch > C
So Charming
+ Damien heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity
Ch < C
Not So Charming
+ Damien heart
-1 Boldness
-1 Charm
Location(s): All

(If you answer with the first option correctly you will be on track to achieve this secret ending.)

Liam

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Yaoi is all about tenderness. For our first lesson, we will practice Advanced Cuddling.
Ch < B
Not So Charming
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
Draw me like one of your French girls.
B > Ch
So Bold
+1 Boldness
+1 Charm
+ 1 Creativity
Location(s): All

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A cute young boy falls desperately in love… with his handsome young yaoi instructor.
Ch > B
So Charming
+2 Creativity
+1 Charm
Kill your darlings. Literally. It worked for Sports of Seats.
B > Ch
So Bold
+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness
Location(s): All

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You can only write truthfully about what you know. It’s time for me to show you the secrets of yaoi… intimately.
Ch < B
Not So Charming
-2 Creativity
-1 Charm
Ch > B
So Charming
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
You must perform a ceremonial sacrifice to… Ama and Shinu, the Japanese deities of… yaoi. Yeah, sure, that!
B > Ch
So Bold
+2 Creativity
+1 Charm
B < Ch
Not So Bold
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
Location(s): All

Liam and Miranda Interactions

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Use his account to post a bunch of porn and bomb recipes.
F > M
So Fun
+2 Creativity
+1 Charm
Pay a million homeless people to follow Liam on Instagram.
M > F
So Wealthy
+2 Charm
+1 Fun
M < F
Not So Wealthy
-2 Creativity
-1 Money
Location(s): All

(If you answer successfully you will be on track to achieve LIAM’S SECRET ENDING PROM KING. *See Liam’s Secret Endings section to continue this option.)

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You’re in luck! I just happen to have the membership paperwork right here. Magic is real!
Ch < S
Not So Charming
+ Miranda heart
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
Ch > S
So Charming
+ Miranda heart
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
Oh, it’s super easy to join. All you have to do is eat a bunch of cotton candy and crap out a unicorn. Simpleton.
S > Ch
So Smart
+ Liam heart
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
Location(s): All

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…make it up!
F < S
Not So Fun
-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity
…look at the bottom and read the clearly printed label that explains the true meaning of the art!
S > F
So Smart
+2 Charm
+1 Smarts
Location(s): Class

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Art is a method for making worthless things into very expensive things.
S > C
So Smart
+ Miranda heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Charm
Art isn’t art unless it makes you feel bad feelings inside.
C > S
So Creative
+ Liam heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity
Location(s): All

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Isn’t it obvious? It’s an exclusive download code for the internet’s hottest multimedia dating sim: Human Prom!
F > Ch
So Fun
+2 Fun
+1 Smarts
F < Ch
Not So Fun
-2 Money
-1 Fun
That’s Polly’s number!
Ch > F
So Charming
+2 Smarts
+1 Charm
Ch < F
Not So Charming
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
Location(s): Bathrooms

Liam and Polly Interactions

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Coating yourself in insect pheromones. Don’t go after people: make people go after you.
S > F
So Smart
+ Liam heart
+2 Charm
+1 Smarts
Dancing so hard that you also separate into a cloud of locusts.
F < S
Not So Fun
+ Polly heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun
Location(s): Class

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…tiny spider eggs! We’re raising spiders from babies because we love them so much!
Ch < B
Not So Charming
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun
Ch > B
So Charming
+2 Smarts
+1 Charm
…an illusion created by the drugs you’re on!
B > Ch
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1
Location(s): Bathrooms

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Okay, here’s what you do: you hand-letter three flyers with the party info, and then you hide them in the bathrooms of the three coolest coffee houses in town. Whoever finds those invitations deserves to be at your party.
C > B
So Creative
+ Liam heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity
C < B
Not So Creative
+ Liam heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
Obviously the answer is to take a topless selfie and then use Photoshop to cover your nipples with the party info. Print that ♥♥♥♥ out, plaster it all over school, I guarantee people will come. In more ways than one.
B > C
So Bold
+ Polly heart
+2 Fun
+2 Boldness
B < C
Not So Bold
+ Polly heart
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness
Location(s): All

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Incite a revolution! The proletariat will own the means of inebriation!
Ch < F
Not So Charming
+ Liam heart
-2 Boldness
-1 Charm
Ch > F
So Charming
+ Liam heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Charm
Start a better party right here — a NAKED party!
F < Ch
Not So Fun
+ Polly heart
-2 Boldness
-1 Fun
F > Ch
So Fun
+ Polly heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun
Location(s): All

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Get into as much ayahuasca as possible until some kind of spirit animal appears and shares its wisdom with you.
F > S
So Fun
+ Polly heart
+2 Fun
+2 Creativity
F < S
Not So Fun
+ Polly heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity
Don’t fight over this! The one who wins will get to see their artist live for an hour or two, but the one who loses will get to ♥♥♥♥♥ about it until the end of time!
S > F
So Smart
+ Liam heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Charm
Location(s): All

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What about an orgy… but afterwards an intense chess tournament. Chess tournaments are the best pairing for an orgy!
Just start chanting: ORGY! ORGY! ORGY! ORGY! ORGY! and hope for the best, champ.
Ch > C?
So Charming
+2 Fun
+1 Smarts
Location(s): All

Liam and Scott Interactions

These are conversations with Liam and Scott and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Liam means he wants to be an artist, and artists are important. Who do you think designs all those sports jerseys?
S > B
So Smart
+ Liam heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts
S < B
Not So Smart
+ Liam heart
-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts
Actually, I think sports is the best career. I mean, how far can a “memetic influencer” throw a football, huh?
B < S
Not So Bold
+ Scott heart
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
B > S
So Bold
+ Scott heart
+2 Charm
+1 Creativity
Location(s): All

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He’s a werewolf right? How about we give him a biscuit everytime he gets something right?
S > C
So Smart
+3 Smarts
S < C
Not So Smart
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
Make him eat your homework. Maybe that would help somehow?
C < S
Not So Creative
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
C > S
So Creative
+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity
Location(s): Library

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“Let’s cosplay! Let’s go shirtless!”
B < C
Not So Bold
+ Scott heart
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
B > C
So Bold
+ Scott heart
+2 Charm
+1 Boldness
“We should write a nuanced play based on it… totally not fanfic!”
C > B
So Creative
+ Liam heart
+ 2 Creativity
+1 Smarts
C < B
Not So Creative
+ Liam heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun
Location(s): All

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Scott’s not a tree, he’s a tree-person! He comes alive at the last second and rips the bad guy in half!
F > C
So Fun
+2 Smarts
+1 Fun
F < C
Not So Fun
-2 Money
-1 Boldness
What if… everyone was scenery.
C > F
So Creative
+2 Smarts
+1 Charm
Location(s): Auditorium

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Assemble an army of vengeful undead goat torsos.
S > C
So Smart
+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts
S < C
Not So Smart
-2 Money
-1 Smarts
Write an extremely mean blog post.
C > S
So Creative
+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity
C < S
Not So Creative
-2 Smarts
-1 Money
Location(s): All

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Make our own version of the magazine, featuring a three-winged chupacabra on the cover.
C > B
So Creative
+3 Money
C < B
Not So Creative
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts
Lean heavily into the “warrior” part — storm MONSTER magazine and hold the editor-in-chief captive until he promises to stop exclusively promoting one aesthetic as the pinnacle of monster sexiness.
B > C
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
B < C
Not So Bold
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
Location(s): All

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Throw yourself in front of Liam in a heroic, slow-motion rescue maneuver!
B > Ch
So Bold
+2 Money
+1 Boldness
B < Ch
Not So Bold
-2 Charm
-1 Boldness
Try reasoning with the football.
Ch < B
Not So Charming
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
Ch > B
So Charming
+2 Charm
+1 Creativity
Location(s): Outdoors

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I don’t just smile with my face. I also draw a smiley face on my bare chest.
F > C
So Fun
+ Scott heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Fun
F < C
Not So Fun
+ Scott heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun
I shock and amaze them with my custom Instagram filter: Sepia Moustache Enigma.
C > F
So Creative
+ Liam heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity
C > F
Not So Creative
+ Liam Heart
-2 Fun
-1 Creativity
Location(s): All

Liam And Vera Interactions

These are solo conversations with Liam and Vera and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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True hideousness is on the inside — in your organs! A person with their organs on their outside would be the most hideous.
C > S
So Creative
+ Vera heart
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity
C < S
Not So Creative
+ Vera heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity
A toned body, symmetrical face, nice features… because traditional beauty standards are hideously mainstream!
S > C
So Smart
+ Liam heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Charm
S < C
Not So Creative
+ Liam heart
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts
Location(s): All

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Put on the hotdog costume you keep in your backpack for emergencies. It’s so ironic, Liam should love it!
F > B
So Fun
+ Liam heart
+2 Charm
+1 Fun
F < B
Not So Fun
+ Liam heart
-2 Creativity
-1 Fun
Strip naked, then tell them you’re wearing fabric that only cool people can see. Vera’s all about being cool!
B > F
So Bold
+ Vera heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Charm
B < F
Not So Bold
+ Vera heart
-2 Charm
-1 Boldness
Location(s): All

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Hentai should be more artistic — redraw explicit scenes in the style of great artists such as Picasso and Magritte.
C > Ch
So Creative
+ Liam heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity
C < Ch
Not So Creative
+ Liam heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity
Don’t send a misogynistic kraken to do a femme gorgon’s job — you should open your own hentai studio!
Ch > C
So Charming
+ Vera heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Money
Ch < C
Not So Charming
+ Vera heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
Location(s): All

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Have a bake sale, but with cocaine instead of baked goods.
S > Ch
So Smart
+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts
S < Ch
Not So Smart
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
Tell them we’re all orphans, and that this is a charity event.
Ch < S
Not So Charming
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
Ch > S
So Charming
+2 Boldness
+1 Money
Location(s): Auditorium

Miranda

These are solo conversations with Miranda and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Alter the script so that it is about your kingdom. It might be vulgar, but it will inspire and educate the peasants!
C < Ch
Not So Creative
-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity
C > Ch
So Creative
+2 Charm
+1 Creativity
Take the leading role! Nothing can make it more fabulous than your royal presence.
Ch > C
So Charming
+2 Smarts
+1 Charm
Ch < C
Not So Charming
-2 Boldness
-1 Charm
Location(s): Auditorium

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Don’t worry about these chumps in the audience. If they don’t love you, then they’re untalented… at recognizing talent!
Ch > B
So Charming
+2 Smarts
+1 Charm
Ch < B
Not So Charming
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
I know a great trick for beating stage fright: Just picture everyone naked.
B < Ch
Not So Bold
-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness
B > Ch
So Bold
+2 Charm
+1 Boldness
Location(s): Auditorium

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Flood the entire bathroom with seawater and exotic fish. Just like home! I even have some underwater interior design ideas! Look!
C < Ch
Not So Creative
-2 Charm
-1 Creativity
C > Ch
So Creative
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity
A gold-plated robot that helps you wipe.
Ch > C
So Charming
+2 Creativity
+1 Charm
Ch < C
Not So Charming
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
Location(s): Bathrooms

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Point out to Agzramalquatus the Terrible, Horrible, Full of Blood-Lust, Never-Been-Defeated that you’re all above water, so he CAN’T BREATHE!
S > C
So Smart
+2 Boldness
+1 Charm
S < C
Not So Smart
-2 Charm
-1 Boldness
The goldfish said trial by combat… he didn’t say what kind! Challenge him to combat you in the popular videogame of battling Pocket Humans, Pokeman!
C < S
Not So Creative
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness
C > S
So Creative
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
Location(s): Bathrooms

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Bribe everyone into blind racism against the airpeople using cookies.
Ch > C
So Charming
+2 Charm
+1 Creativity
Ch < C
Not So Charming
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
Tell everyone that the airpeople don’t tag their spoilers.
C > Ch
So Creative
+2 Charm
+1 Creativity
C < Ch
Not So Creative
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
Location(s): Class

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Mr. Slenderman? Are you kidding? I can show you at least a dozen images of him stalking children.
S > C
So Smart
+2 Fun
+1 Smarts
S < C
Not So Smart
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts
Let’s photoshop him into a picture of a KKK meeting.
C < S
Not So Creative
-2 Money
-1 Creativity
C > S
So Creative
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity
Location(s): Class

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How about a charity swim. You won’t participate and whoever comes first gets a ticket to the farm.
S > B
So Smart
+2 Fun
+1 Smarts
S < B
Not So Smart
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts
Quantity over quality! Mines! Loads of mines! Those ones that make beeping noises. With big chains and spikes. They’re bound to catch someone, or at least smear the message across the ceiling.
B < S
Not So Bold
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
B > S
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity
Location(s): Gym

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Loyalty is crucial — see who admires you the most by having your classmates compose ballads about you!
C > S
So Creative
+2 Charm
+1 Smarts
C < S
Not So Creative
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
It’s not about the students as individuals. Think about how they fit together — Like an elegant set of silverware!
S > C
So Smart
+2 Charm
+1 Fun
S < C
Not So Smart
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
Location(s): Gym

Miranda Continued…

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Don’t you see, Miranda? The true owner of the internet was you all along!
Ch > S
So Charming
+2 Smarts
+1 Charm
Ch < S
Not So Charming
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
The Illuminati, duh. If you want, I can put you in touch.
S < Ch
Not So Smart
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts
S > Ch
So Smart
+2 Charm
+1 Smarts
Location(s): Library

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Send a hundred dollars. You’re not made of money!
M > S
So Wealthy
+3 Charm
M < S
Not So Wealthy
-2 Smarts
-1 Money
Write back, “To the Honorable Nazret Awasa of Ethiopia, while I cannot offer direct financial support at the time, here are some tips for how you might improve your failing economic system…”
S > M
So Smart
+1 Smarts
+2 Money
S < M
Not So Smart
-1 Smarts
-2 Charm
Location(s): Library

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Why, madame, I am insulted by your assumption! My family, too, possesses many fine estates. You haven’t heard of them because… they’re in the sky!
Ch > F
So Charming
+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness
Ch < F
Not So Charming
-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness
Yup, I play in the garbage. Come with me, you’ll love it!
F > Ch
So Fun
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
F < Ch
Not So Fun
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
Location(s): Outdoors

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You run into the radio room and yell every word that can be a mental trigger for a brainwashed serf. They must’ve put one in his head. That’s how this mind ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ works, right?
C > Ch
So Creative
+2 Charm
+1 Creativity
C < Ch
Not So Creative
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun
Convince the Wolfpack to use their super heightened senses of smell to find the serf!
Ch > C
So Charming
+2 Smarts
+1 Charm
Ch < C
Not So Charming
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
Location(s): Outdoors

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It doesn’t matter what I order. Anything will taste good as long as I eat it with you.
Ch > M
So Charming
+2 Smarts
+1 Fun
Ch < M
Not So Charmin
-2 Fun
-1 Money
One of everything! And I’m buying!
M < Ch
Not So Wealthy
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
M > Ch
So Wealthy
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
Location(s): All

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Taxes! Taxes are fun!
F > C
So Fun
+2 Charm
+1 Fun
F < C
Not So Fun
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
Paint. Every. Student. Pink.
C > F
So Creative
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity
C < F
Not So Creative
-2 Fun
-1 Creativity
Location(s): All

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Divide them in half and make them fight a “practice war.”
S > F
So Smart
+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts
S < F
Not So Fun
-2 Creativity
-1 Fun
A thousand pinatas.
F > S
So Fun
+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts
F < S
Not So Fun
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts
Location(s): All

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Duh, replace all your subjects with mindless robots. I built a robot army a few months ago, and I still have the plans!
S > Ch
So Smart
+2 Creativity
+1 Money
S < Ch
Not So Smart
-2 Fun
-1 Creativity
Give all your subjects belly rubs! Fishes love belly rubs!
Ch > S
So Charming
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun
Ch < S
Not So Charming
-2 Boldness
-1 Fun
Location(s): All

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Just keep an eye out for the classic signs: shifty eyes, hooded black cloaks, ordering knives in bulk…
S > B
So Smart
+2 Smarts
+1 Money
S < B
Not So Smart
-2 Charm
-1 Boldness
Pretty much everyone is a traitor. Just spin a bottle, and whoever it points at, kill them.
B < S
Not So Bold
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
B > S
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
Location(s): All

Miranda Continued……

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“Let’s face it, Miranda, you’re still not used to the very complex customs of Tinder. Maybe you should try mimicking the natives. You should go with, ‘hey.'”
S > Ch
So Smart
+2 Smarts
+1 Charm
S < Ch
Not So Smart
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
“Miri, whatever he meant by that, this is your opportunity to stay the higher ground as the societal elite that you are. See his bet and raise it with a more refined ‘Hey.'”
Ch > S
So Charming
+2 Creativity
+2 Money
Ch < S
Not So Charming
-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity
Location(s): All

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Something practical and yet amusing: a purge of your political opponents.
S < C
Not So Smart
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
S > C
So Smart
+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts
I’d like to know more about you. Let’s hire peasants to sing your story.
C < S
Not So Creative
-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity
C > S
So Creative
+2 Charm
+1 Fun
Location(s): All

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The only way to tell a winning seahorse is by taste!
C < B
Not So Creative
-2 Smarts
-1 Money
C > B
So Creative
+2 Money
+1 Charm
Why watch people ride seahorses when you could be riding me? …No, literally though, get me a saddle and let’s enter the race!
B > C
So Bold
+2 Money
+1 Charm
B < C
Not So Bold
-2 Charm
-1 Money
Location(s): All

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Toppings! Caviar, eel, chocolate-covered sandcrabs — they’ll never forget this was a present from a merprincess.
C > Ch
So Creative
+2 Charm
+1 Creativity
C < Ch
Not So Creative
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts
An elegant, stenciled card with your sincerest apologies, a list of all their fears, and a bundle of compromising photographs!
Ch > C
So Charming
+2 Smarts
+1 Charm
Location(s): All

(If you answer correctly you will be on track to achieve MIRANDA’S SECRET ENDING REVENGE. *See Miranda’s Secret Ending section to continue this option.*

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Drinking is overrated, Miranda. You can’t have drinks at your party… or do you want your serfs getting ideas?
B > F
So Bold
+2 Charm
+1 Smarts
B < F
Not So Bold
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
You know what? Nowadays cool kidz only drink the latest, trendiest Fanta flavor: poison antidote.
F > B
So Fun
+2 Fun
+1 Money
Location(s): All

(Answering CORRECTLY or INCORRECTLY will put you on track to either get MIRANDA’S SECRET ENDINGS SERF/EEL. *See Miranda’s Secret Endings section to continue this option.

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Let’s convince everyone that she likes humans.
S > F
So Smart
+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts
Fart joke.
F < S
Not So Fun
-2 Boldness
-1 Fun
F > S
So Fun
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun
Location(s): All

(Answering correctly will put you on track to achieve MIRANDA’S SECRET ENDING THRONE. *See Miranda’s Secret Endings section to continue this option.*)

Miranda’s Secret Endings

These are the conversations that will lead up to Miranda’s secret endings. Depending on ending, you must either get them correct or wrong and then ask Miranda to prom in order to achieve the ending.

REVENGE

Miranda

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Toppings! Caviar, eel, chocolate-covered sandcrabs — they’ll never forget this was a present from a merprincess.
C > Ch
So Creative
+2 Charm
+1 Creativity
C < Ch
Not So Creative
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts
An elegant, stenciled card with your sincerest apologies, a list of all their fears, and a bundle of compromising photographs!
Ch > C
So Charming
+2 Smarts
+1 Charm
Location(s): All

(If you answer correctly you will be on track to achieve this ending.)

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Stick a web of flies outside the Principal’s office. When he goes out to eat, we sneak in to cheat!
S > Ch
So Smart
+3 Charm
S < Ch
Not So Smart
-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts
Burst into tears. Spiders hate tears.
Ch > S
So Charming
+3 Boldness
Ch < S
Not So Charming
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
Location(s): All

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Hire Scuber, the underwater taxi service, to deliver the letter for you.
M > B
So Wealthy
+3 Charm
M < B
Not So Wealthy
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
Dynamite the toilet, dive into the sewer, and swim there yourself!
B > M
So Bold
+2 Charm
+1 Boldness
B < M
Not So Bold
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
Location(s): All

SERF/EEL

-Purchase THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING and randomly get MIND CONTROL CLASSES. (NOTE: Answering correctly to TWO or MORE conversations will give you the Serf ending and vice versa answering incorrectly to TWO or MORE conversations will give you the Eel ending.)

Miranda

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Drinking is overrated, Miranda. You can’t have drinks at your party… or do you want your serfs getting ideas?
B > F
So Bold
+2 Charm
+1 Smarts
B < F
Not So Bold
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
You know what? Nowadays cool kidz only drink the latest, trendiest Fanta flavor: poison antidote.
F > B
So Fun
+2 Fun
+1 Money
Location(s): All

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The Security Game! If you murder someone, you lose!
C < F
Not So Creative
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
C > F
So Creative
+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts
You are looking for a game that serves as the opium of the people… but there is no better opium than of the people than actual opium. So, a game about smoking lots of opium!
F > C
So Fun
+2 Creativity
+1 Charm
Location(s): All

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Very convincing propaganda in favor of royalty.
C > Ch
So Creative
+2 Creativity
+1 Fun
C < Ch
Not So Creative
-2 Creativity
-1 Fun
The assassin’s grandma, in order to scold him about committing regicide. Grandmas hate regicide!
Ch > C
So Charming
+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts
Ch < C
Not So Charming
-2
-1 Boldness
Location(s): All

Miranda’s Secret Endings Continued…

THRONE

Miranda

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Let’s convince everyone that she likes humans.
S > F
So Smart
+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts
Fart joke.
F < S
Not So Fun
-2 Boldness
-1 Fun
F > S
So Fun
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun
Location(s): All

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Uhm. Do nothing? Every student at our school is some kind of bizarre monster.
S > B
So Smart
+3 Boldness
We need a diversion. Release the kraken!
B > S
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
B < S
Not So Bold
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
Location(s): All

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No more talk. We. Bring. War!
B > C
So Bold
+3 Charm
I will build a monument to you, your highness. It will rival the sun and the atrocities your family committed!
C < B
Not So Creative
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
C > B
So Creative
+2 Charm
+1 Creativity
Location(s): All

Miranda and Polly Interactions

These are solo conversations with Miranda and Polly and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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You should get Polly a pinata. You don’t want anyone to get hurt, though, so the only real safe thing to fill it with is nice, soft bags of cocaine!
C < F
Not So Creative
+ Polly heart
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
C > F
So Creative
+ Polly heart
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
Miranda, you like clowns, right? I know this website that lets you hire clowns, firefighters, doctors, AND tuxedo guys… It’s called definitelynotstrippers.com and it’s 100% legit.
F < C
Not So Fun
+ Miranda heart
-2 Boldness
-1 Fun
F > C
So Fun
+ Miranda heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Fun
Location(s): All

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A potion that transports the drinker deep into outer space to explore the vastness of the universe!
B < F
Not So Bold
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
B > F
So Bold
+2 Creativity
+1 Charm
A potion that gives mayonnaise flavour to whatever you put it on!
F > B
So Fun
+2 Smarts
+3 Money
Location(s): Auditorium

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Don’t worry, I’ll coach you in the mysterious ways of Tinder. You’ll have a whole harem in no time.
Ch > S
So Charming
+2 Charm
+1 Smarts
Ch < S
Not So Charming
-2 Boldness
-1 Fun
You still don’t have Tinder? Why should you worry having a Tinder when you can actually own Tinder? Why don’t you just buy the entire company?
S > Ch
So Smart
+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts
S < Ch
Not So Smart
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
Location(s): All

(Answering successfully with the first option will trigger another conversation after this about Tinder with Miranda.)

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Tygr: an app that can make tigers appear anywhere. There’s nothing as majestic as a tiger!
Ch < F
Not So Charming
+ Miranda heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
Ch > F
So Charming
+ Miranda heart
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
Not much… just his one app I made that TURNS MY PHONE INTO A RAD CAR.
F > Ch
So Fun
+ Polly heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun
F < Ch
Not So Fun
+ Polly heart
-2 Boldness
-1 Fun
Location(s): All

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It’s a cooking show! Yes! Cooking!
C < Ch
Not So Creative
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
C > Ch
So Creative
+2 Charm
+1 Smarts
Well you see, Miranda, when a man and a giant skunk love each other very, very much…
Ch > C
So Charming
+2 Money
+1 Smarts
Ch < C
Not So Charming
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness
Location(s): Library

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Start a giant sacrificial bonfire… of weed.
F > Ch
So Fun
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun
Be self-sacrificing: sacrifice yourself!
Ch > F
So Charming
+2 Boldness
+1 Charm
Location(s): All

(If you answer successfully you are on track to achieve DEITY SECRET ENDING. *See Shop Items Secret Endings section to continue with this option.*)

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Your parents want you to choose a suitor, but an orgy is a great way of judging your suitors’ prowess. Invite all of them too!
C > Ch
So Creative
+2 Smarts
+1 Charm
Parents never trust children. Put them at ease by letting them come as orgy chaperones.
Ch > C
So Charming
+2 Smarts
+1 Charm
Location(s): All

Miranda and Scott Interactions

These are solo conversations with Miranda and Scott and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Don’t you ever look that gift horse in the mouth. In fact, breed it with sea urchins to produce gift horses WITH TINY MOUTHS.
S > B
So Smart
+ Miranda heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts
Look that gift horse right in its damn mouth! They only say not to because they don’t want you to finding all the delicious mouth candy.
B > S
So Bold
+ Scott heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness
B < S
Not So Bold
+ Scott heart
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
Location(s): All

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Build a “human” pyramid.
C > F
So Creative
+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity
C < F
Not So Creative
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts
Do “the wave.”
F > C
So Fun
+2 Creativity
+1 Fun
F < C
Not So Fun
-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity
Location(s): Class

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What if, instead of apples, they were oranges?
S > C
So Smart
+3 Smarts
S < C
Not So Smart
-2 Charm
-1 Creativity
What if, instead of farmers, they were trains?
C < S
Not So Creative
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
C > S
So Creative
+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity
Location(s): Auditorium

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Easy, we’ll just genetically engineer a cross between every kind of monster at the school. Head of a werewolf, tail of a mermaid, hair of a medusa, angst of a vampire… we’ll call it “Abe the Abomination!”
S > C
So Smart
+ Miranda heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness
Just find a regular human, dress him up in a business suit, and make him the CEO of a Fortune 500 company. Corporate greed, that’s the real monster.
C > S
So Creative
+ Scott heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity
Location(s): Library

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REACH A TRUCE! Use your great cheerleading skills to put an end to this feud!
Ch < C
Not So Charming
+ Scott heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
Ch > C
So Charming
+ Scott heart
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity
WIPE THEM OUT! Make the airkingom the merkingdom by flooding the entire sky!
C < Ch
Not So Creative
+ Miranda heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
C > Ch
So Creative
+ Miranda heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness
Location(s): All

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Exclusive beta access to the lemonade.
S > F
So Smart
+2 Fun
+1 Smarts
A body pillow of a sexy glass of lemonade.
F > S
So Fun
+3 Creativity
Location(s): All

( If you answer successfully you will be on track to achieve LEMON SECRET ENDING. *See Shop Items Secret Endings section to continue this option.*)

Miranda and Vera Interactions

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Buy their houses, burn them down, then replace them with a water park.
F < S
Not So Fun
+ Vera heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun
F > S
So Fun
+ Vera heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Fun
You don’t need to convince anyone. Just make everyone who doesn’t love you disappear.
S > F
So Smart
+ Miranda heart
+2 Charm
+1 Smarts
Location(s): All

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Just remember the three R’s: relocation, reeducation, reintegration!
S > B
So Smart
+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts
S < B
Not So Smart
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts
The problem is that their not happy… So let’s repress them into happiness!
B > S
So Bold
+3 Fun
B < S
Not So Bold
-2 Creativity
-1 Boldness
Location(s): Library

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Filter everyone through this dangerous magic prism.
S < C
Not So Smart
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
S > C
So Smart
+2 Charm
+1 Smarts
Color-seeking German Shephards.
C > S
So Creative
+2 Smarts
+1 Fun
Location(s): Outdoors

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Vera’s right — why not recruit people who want to be bossed around… at a leather daddy convention!
S > C
So Smart
+ Vera heart
+2 Money
+1 Smarts
Miranda has a point! Everyone wants to win — host an “unpaid labor competition” where the prize is doing more unpaid labor!
C > S
So Creative
+ Miranda heart
+2 Money
+1 Charm
C < S
Not So Creative
+ Miranda heart
-2 Creativity
-1 Fun
Location(s): All

Polly

These are solo conversations with Polly and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Well, since you can’t die, you can do an awesome suicide medley.
C < F
Not So Creative
-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity
C > F
So Creative
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity
Um, hello? Twerking?
F < C
Not So Fun
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
F > C
So Fun
+2 Charm
+1 Fun
Location(s): Auditorium

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Sell it to the military as a chemical weapon.
S < F
Not So Smart
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
S > F
So Smart
+2 Charm
+1 Fun
Pour it in people’s mouths while they’re sleeping.
F > S
So Fun
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity
F < S
Not So Fun
-2 Boldness
-1 Charm
Location(s): Bathrooms

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DANCE MONKEY.
F > Ch
So Fun
+2 Charm
+1 Fun
F < Ch
Not So Fun
-2 Creativity
-1 Fun
Another picture of your face. Two faces is twice as nice!
Ch > F
So Charming
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
Ch < F
Not So Charming
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
Location(s): Bathrooms

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Release the ferrets.
F > Ch
So Fun
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun
F < Ch
Not So Fun
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun
Say, “Polly’s not drunk, you’re drunk!”
Ch > F
So Charming
+2 Charm
+1 Boldness
Ch < F
Not So Charming
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness
Location(s): Class

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Binge-drinking all night without ever having to pee!
F < B
Not So Fun
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
F > B
So Fun
+2 Charm
+1 Fun
Going skydiving but your parachute is a live shark and you’re jumping into a volcano and giving NO ♥♥♥♥♥.
B > F
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
B < F
Not So Bold
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
Location(s): Class

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It’s called the deep web because you need to bury your computer in an ancient crypt in order to access it.
C < S
Not So Creative
-2 Fun
-1 Creativity
C > S
So Creative
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity
The password is “blueberry.”
S > C
So Smart
+2 Charm
+1 Smarts
S < C
Not So Smart
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts
Location(s): Library

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“Past work experience: I am the CEO of your company. Hire me or I will fire you.”
B > Ch
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Money
B < Ch
Not So Bold
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
Just include a super hot selfie. How could they say no to that face?
Ch > B
So Charming
+2 Boldness
+1 Charm
Ch < B
Not So Charming
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
Location(s): Library

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Most normal parties only exist in four dimensions, but I’ve made a machine that will let us party in the FIFTH DIMENSION.
S < B
Not So Smart
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
S > B
So Smart
+2 Fun
+1 Smarts
Let’s steal a bunch of helicopters, stretch a net between them, and party on THAT.
B > S
So Bold
+2 Fun
+2 Boldness
B < S
Not So Bold
-2 Charm
-1 Boldness
Location(s): Outdoors

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Don’t worry, we just need to download the mobile update with the new patch that takes care of that soul-stealing bug.
S > C
So Smart
+2 Creativity
+1 Fun
S < C
Not So Smart
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness
Here, I’ll perform an exorcism to expel the soul from the phone!
C > S
So Creative
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
C < S
Not So Creative
-3 Fun
Location(s): Outdoors

Polly Continued…

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Nothing amps up a baby shower like EXTRA BABIES.
C > B
So Creative
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
Literally crash into the party. Like a boat.
B > C
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
B < C
Not So Bold
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun
Location(s): All

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The entire text of the Necronomicon! You be the first half, and I’ll be the second half!
S > F
So Smart
+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity
S < F
Not So Smart
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
Knuckle tats! You get “PART YPAR”, and I’ll get “TYPA RTY!” Put our knuckles together, and you know what that spells…
F > S
So Fun
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity
F < S
Not So Fun
-2 Charm
-1 Boldness
Location(s): All

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Walk up to the closest blackjack table and bet it all… on red.
C < B
Not So Creative
-2 Fun
-1 Money
C > B
So Creative
+2 Money
+1 Boldness
Find the nearest horse race and literally bet your life on it.
B > C
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Money
B < C
Not So Bold
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness
Location(s): All

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My spirit emoji is Pink Heart With a Ribbon Around It, because it’s right next to yours in the selection menu.
Ch > F
So Charming
+2 Charm
+1 Smarts
Ch < F
Not So Charming
-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity
My spirit emoji is Airhorn. Loud and proud, and big into hip hop! BYR BYR BYR BYRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
F > Ch
So Fun
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
F < Ch
Not So Fun
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
Location(s): All

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Scientifically speaking, people fall in love faster when afraid. Do something fun with them — like getting stabbed!
S > Ch
So Smart
+2 Charm
+1 Smarts
S < Ch
Not So Smart
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
Stare deeply into their eyes for fourteen hours!
Ch > S
So Charming
+2 Charm
+1 Boldness
Ch < S
Not So Charming
-1 Charm
-2 Fun
Location(s): All

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A soft and enveloping cloud in the sky made of hundreds of adorable, fluffy, precious, tiny, kittens.
F < S
Not So Fun
-2 Creativity
-1 Charm
F > S
So Fun
+2 Creativity
+1 Charm
Nothingness.
S < F
Not So Smart
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
S > F
So Smart
+2 Creativity
+1 Charm
Location(s): All

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“You’re BOO-tiful!”
Ch < F
Not So Charming
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
Ch > F
So Charming
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
“Are you drugs? Because I want to do you all night long!”
F < Ch
Not So Fun
-1 Boldness
-2 Fun
F > Ch
So Fun
+2 Charm
+1 Fun
Location(s): All

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You don’t have to. Whenever you get tired of existing, just go piss off a priest.
F > B
So Fun
+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity
F < B
Not So Fun
-2 Creativity
-1 Fun
Meth.
B > F
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
B < F
Not So Bold
-3 Smarts
Location(s): All

Polly Continued……

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Spike the punch with mandrake root. It turns monsters into actual humans!
S < C
Not So Smart
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
S > C
So Smart
+2 Creativity
+1 Fun
Okay, you go as a sexy tax attorney. I’ll go as a sexy tax EVADER.
C > S
So Creative
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
Location(s): All

(If you answer successfully you will be on track to achieve POLLY’S SECRET ENDING PARTY *See Polly’s Secret Endings section to continue this option.*)

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“I’ve… done that one loads of times! Just name a time and a place, and I’ll reverse all over your Romanian Wilkinson.”
Ch > C
So Charming
+3 Fun
Ch < C
Not So Charming
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts
Throw a smoke bomb and escape while leaving a replica of yourself. That should buy you time to figure out what a Reverse Romanian Wilkinson is!
C < Ch
Not So Creative
-2
-1 Smarts
C > Ch
So Creative
+3 Fun
Location(s): All

(If you answer successfully you will be on track to achieve POLLY’S SECRET ENDING WILKINSON *See Polly’s Secret Endings section to continue this option.*)

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MAKE THE TEACHER REMEMBER THE SPIRIT OF THE SIXTIES! Traditional tests are just an oppressive tool to suppress students’ inventive thinking.
Abduct the teacher and force-feed him anime until he doesn’t want to base his tests on smarts anymore… but on a bunch of epic, over-the-top ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
B < C?
Not So Bold
-2 Charm
-2 Boldness
Location(s): All

(It seems no matter if you answer successfully or not you will be on track to achieve VERA’S ICE QUEEN SECRET ENDING. *See Vera’s Secret Endings to continue this option*).

Polly Secret Endings

These are the conversations that will lead up to Polly’s secret endings. You must get them correctly and then ask Polly to prom in order to achieve the ending.

PARTY

Polly

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Spike the punch with mandrake root. It turns monsters into actual humans!
S < C
Not So Smart
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
S > C
So Smart
+2 Creativity
+1 Fun
Okay, you go as a sexy tax attorney. I’ll go as a sexy tax EVADER.
C > S
So Creative
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
Location(s): All

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The electric slide… but with actual electricity.
F > S
So Fun
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
F < S
Not So Fun
-2 Money
-1 Fun
CHEMISTRY.
S > F
So Smart
+2 Fun
+1 Smarts
S < F
Not So Smart
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts
Location(s): All

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Possess the body of the deceased, bringing him back for one last party!
F > C
So Fun
+2 Creativity
+1 Fun
F < C
Not So Fun
-2 Boldness
-1 Charm
Bouncy castle.
C > F
So Creative
+2 Creativity
+1 Fun
C < F
Not So Creative
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness
Location(s): All

WILKINSON

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“I’ve… done that one loads of times! Just name a time and a place, and I’ll reverse all over your Romanian Wilkinson.”
Ch > C
So Charming
+3 Fun
Ch < C
Not So Charming
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts
Throw a smoke bomb and escape while leaving a replica of yourself. That should buy you time to figure out what a Reverse Romanian Wilkinson is!
C < Ch
Not So Creative
-2
-1 Smarts
C > Ch
So Creative
+3 Fun
Location(s): All

The Coven

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You’re tackling online searching in a very short-sighted way… you need to come up with unexpected search terms that will point you in the right direction.
C < Ch
Not So Creative
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
C > Ch
So Creative
+2 Fun
+1 Money
Use your people skills to get the three witches to admit they know what a Reverse Romanian Wilkinson is, and to tell you what you need for it.
Ch > C
So Charming
+2 Creativity
+1 Fun
Location(s): All

(NOTE: You MUST purchase A PENGUIN MASK from the shop in order to get the follow-up conversation with Liam to achieve this ending.)

Liam

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Use your sweet negotiation skills and toss all the money you can find in your pockets at him.
M < Ch
Not So Wealthy
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness
M > Ch
So Wealthy
+3 Fun
Blackmail him! You’ll take the guac in exchange for never telling anyone he’s a kinky vampire who carries guac around.
Ch > M
So Charming
+2 Boldness
+1 Charm
Location(s): All

Polly’s Secret Endings…

LOCKET

Polly

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“Polly, you deserve nothing less than pure, unadulterated spirit! Test this locket to make sure it’s not cut with lich, or banshee, or Clorox.”
“Always stay hydrated!”
S > Ch
So Smart
+2 Charm
+1 Fun
Location(s): All

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“In these situations, there’s always a pale, creepy kid who talks to ghosts. We just need to get that little ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to spill the beans!”
“Use a Ouija board… to call her mom.”
S > ?
So Smart
+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity
Location(s): All

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Go ahead and just tell her you do want to understand her. If she wants to tell you more about her father, you’re here to listen.
You can see she’s hurting. So start by making her see you understand that you were wrong to judge her so fast on her relationship with substances… today you’re not here to judge.
Ch > ?
So Charming
+2 Boldness
+1 Charm
Location(s): All

Polly and Scott Interactions

These are conversations with Polly and Scott and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Just take the test like normal, then use this time machine to go back and change your answers.
S > B
So Smart
+ Scott heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun
Write all the answers on the teacher’s face. He’ll never see them there.
B > S
So Bold
+ Polly heart
+2 Fun
+1 Smarts
B < S
Not So Bold
+ Polly heart
-2 Creativity
-1 Smarts
Location(s): All

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Tell the teacher she’s got something on her face. There’s no way for her to check.
F > S
So Fun
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
F < S
Not So Fun
-2 Fun
-1 Creativity
Quick, become a minister and consecrate the room! She won’t be able to enter!
S > F
So Smart
+2 Boldness
+1 Charm
S < F
Not So Smart
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
Location(s): Class

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Focus on deep, mindful breathing.
S > Ch
So Smart
+2 Smarts
+1 Charm
S < Ch
Not So Smart
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
You need yoga pants.
Ch < S
Not So Charming
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
Ch > S
So Charming
+2 Creativity
+1 Fun
Location(s): Outdoors

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Of course ghosts smell — like ecstacy-spiked rose wine and Victoria’s Seance lingerie!
Ch > S
So Charming
+ Polly heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Charm
Ch < S
Not So Charming
+ Polly heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
It sure is a mystery! Hop in my van and we’ll go solve it, Scoob — I mean, Scott!
S > Ch
So Smart
+ Scott heart
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
Location(s): All

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If you type the numbers 8, 0, 0, 8, and 5 in order, it looks like “BOOBS.”
S < B
Not So Smart
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun
S > B
So Smart
+2 Fun
+1 Smarts
Use ghost powers to punch people in the face through their computer screens.
B < S
Not So Bold
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts
B > S
So Bold
+2 Money
+1 Fun
Location(s): Library

Polly and Vera Interactions

These are conversations with Polly and Vera and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Ignore it.
B > Ch
So Bold
+ Vera heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Money
B < Ch
Not So Bold
+ Vera heart
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
Befriend it with a delicious Cinnabon.
Ch < B
Not So Charming
+ Polly heart
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts
Ch > B
So Charming
+ Polly heart
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
Location(s): All

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It’s PARTY TIME! Sedate the guy when he’s in the bathroom, put a pair of sunglasses on him, and pretend he’s your pal.
F > B
So Fun
+ Polly heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun
F < B
Not So Fun
+ Polly heart
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
It’s CRIME TIME! Steal the guy’s wallet… to learn his address. Then go to his house, kidnap his daughter, and demand drinks from him as ransom!
B > F
So Bold
+ Vera heart
+3 Money
B < F
Not So Bold
+ Vera heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness
Location(s): All

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The ultimate secret to ambush finance is that there is no secret and you’re all suckers for buying this book.
B > S
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity
B < S
Not So Bold
-2 Creativity
-1 Smarts
The ultimate secret to ambush finance was inside you all along: organs. You can steal organs and sell them for a ton of money.
S < B
Not So Smart
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
S > B
So Smart
+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity
Location(s): All

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Why don’t you make up a phony workout craze? It worked for Frank Pilates, the inventor of Pilates.
C < B
Not So Creative
-2 Fun
-1 Creativity
C > B
So Creative
+1 Creativity
+2 Smarts
Oh man, do I have a great prank for you: I call it “stealing.”
B > C
So Bold
+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness
B < C
Not So Bold
-1 Fun
-2 Money
Location(s): All

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“Don’t you see?! Dodgeball is just dancing that you can WIN at!”
Ch > B
So Charming
+2 Creativity
+1 Fun
Ch < B
Not So Charming
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
Distract Polly, smash her cell phone, blame the other team.
B < Ch
Not So Bold
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness
B > Ch
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
Location(s): Gym

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Easy: the ‘Sexcalibur’ arc, where they want to discover the chosen one who can control the mythical Sexcalibur dildo, and they have a super orgy so everyone can have their turn with the dildo.
F < C
Not So Fun
-2 Charm
-1 Boldness
F > C
So Fun
+2 Smarts
+1 Fun
What about… this exclusive chapter I’ve written myself?!
C < F
Not So Creative
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
C > F
So Creative
+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness
Location(s): All

(If you answer successfully you are on track to achieve DRAGON HEAT SECRET ENDING. *See Shop Items Secret Endings section to continue with this option.*)

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Moonroot. It induces werewolf transformations. He’ll be a literal party animal!
F > C
So Fun
+ Polly heart
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
F < C
Not So Fun
+ Polly heart
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
Do you want to make him a laughingstock? Use that flower that makes a person fall in love with the first thing they see. We can make him fall in love with a chair, or a houseplant!
C < F
Not So Creative
+ Vera heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
C > F
So Creative
+ Vera heart
+2 Fun
+1 Smart
Location(s): All

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Vera, a blowjob is about sex, a threesome is about sex; but an orgy… an orgy is about networking! Look all the people who are coming…
Ch > C?
So Charming
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
Polly might be all about sex. But she’s pouring her soul into this because she wants to go beyond just sex. This notebook shows our super weird out-of-the-box ideas for the orgy!
Location(s): All

Scott

These are solo conversations with Scott and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Yes. Good plan. Pee on yourself.
F > C
So Fun
+2 Creativity
+1 Fun
F < C
Not So Fun
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun
You are what you eat. Consume the script.
C > F
So Creative
+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts
C < F
Not So Creative
-2 Fun
-1 Creativity
Location(s): Auditorium

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Draw it on with a sharpie.
C > S
So Creative
+2 Charm
+1 Creativity
C < S
Not So Creative
-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity
Here, I made you these drugs.
S < C
Not So Smart
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
S > C
So Smart
+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness
Location(s): Auditorium

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Put a curse on the stall that releases vicious demons to devour any intruders. It’ll be a hell of a prank!
F > Ch
So Fun
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun
F < Ch
Not So Fun
-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness
I’d stand next to the stall and pee on anybody who tried to go in.
Ch > F
So Charming
+2 Boldness
+1 Charm
Ch < F
Not So Charming
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
Location(s): Bathrooms

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Disrupt the class with a stunning display of athletics, flaunting everything you’re good at! Teachers love disruption!
F < C
Not So Fun
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
F > C
So Fun
+2 Charm
+1 Fun
Bring the teacher lots of small animal carcasses and pile them at her feet.
C < F
Not So Creative
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun
C > F
So Creative
+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity
Location(s): Class

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Signal Scott using semaphore.
C > B
So Creative
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity
C < B
Not So Creative
-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity
Write the correct answers somewhere no one would suspect: your butt!
B > C
So Bold
+2 Smarts
+1 Fun
B < C
Not So Bold
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
Location(s): Class

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You’ve got to work your way up to tongue squats, man. Let’s start with some light tongue wrestling.
Ch > S
So Charming
+2 Charm
+1 Boldness
Ch < S
Not So Charming
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
Dude, tongue squats aren’t meant for dog tongues. If your tongue gets too swole, how will it flap around when you stick your head out the car window?
S > Ch
So Smart
+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity
S < Ch
Not So Smart
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
Location(s): Gym

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Here, wear my lucky underwear! My talk is always peppier with this around my nethers.
C > F
So Creative
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
C < F
Not So Creative
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
It’s not supposed to be a PEP talk, it’s supposed to be a PUP talk! Bring all your baby brother, and everyone will get pupped for sure!
F > C
So Fun
+2 Charm
+1 Creativity
F < C
Not So Fun
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
Location(s): Gym

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The problem is that you’re giving mouth-to-mouth to the computer instead of… me.
Ch > F
So Charming
+2 Charm
+1 Fun
Ch < F
Not So Charming
-3 Smarts
Oh, I’ve seen this before. You need to take off your clothes and do three laps around the library, yelling all the numbers you know.
F > Ch
So Fun
+2 Smarts
+1 Fun
F < Ch
Not So Fun
-3 Charm
Location(s): Library

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Invert the art of stripping… by seeing how much clothing you can put on!
C > F
So Creative
+2 Charm
+1 Fun
C < F
Not So Fun
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
Car chases.
F < C
Not So Fun
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
F > C
So Fun
+2 Money
+1 Charm
Location(s): Library

Scott Continued…

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A preschool. Nobody ever looks for bones at a preschool.
S > C
So Smart
+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts
S < C
Not So Smart
-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts
Forget these bones. You already have a near infinite supply of bones hidden inside of… people!
C > S
So Creative
+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness
C < S
Not So Creative
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
Location(s): Outdoors

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This is why god invented dynamite.
B < Ch
Not So Bold
-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness
B > Ch
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
Meet my friends, the mole people! They’re great at digging, and they definitely don’t secretly run the government.
Ch > B
So Charming
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
Ch < B
Not So Charming
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
Location(s): Outdoors

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Stat
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Try this vial of genie sweat. I stole it from a genie.
B > F
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
B < F
Not So Bold
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness
Good thing I brought these grape-flavored steroids!
F > B
So Fun
+2 Charm
+1 Fun
F < B
Not So Fun
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
Location(s): All

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Books are like weights for your brain, and heavier weights are better… so you just need to lift really heavy books!
S > C
So Smart
+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts
S < C
Not So Smart
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
Let’s brainstorm! By which I mean, let’s make a literal actual storm inside your brain!
C > S
So Creative
+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity
C < S
Not So Creative
-2 Charm
-1 Creativity
Location(s): All

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A weremoon.
S > C
So Smart
+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts
S < C
Not So Smart
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
A werewerewolf.
C > S
So Creative
+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity
C < S
Not So Creative
-2 Creativity
-1 Smarts
Location(s): All

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“French squats.”
C < B
Not So Creative
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
Naked basketball.
B > C
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Money
B < C
Not So Bold
-2 Charm
-1 Boldness
Location(s): All

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Pick the other cheerleaders up and juggle them.
B > C
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
B < C
Not So Bold
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
Dress up like the full moon and perch at the top of the bleachers. Maybe he’ll transform!
C < B
Not So Creative
-2 Fun
-1 Creativity
C > B
So Creative
+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity
Location(s): All

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Cheerleading is for poor people. Run and get her a gift to cheer her up! Quick!
F > S
So Fun
+2 Charm
+1 Creativity
I see the problem. You’re inside a bathroom, and cheerleaders only cheer outside of bathrooms.
S > F
So Smart
+2 Smarts
+1 Charm
S < F
Not So Smart
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
Location(s): Bathrooms

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We should cheer for the working class! Nothing will aid the rise of the proletariat like a hearty cheer!
S > Ch
So Smart
+2 Charm
+1 Fun
S < Ch
Not So Smart
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts
We should cheer for each other, because friendship is the greatest sport of all.
Ch > S
So Charming
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun
Ch < S
Not So Charming
-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts
Location(s): All

Scott Continued……

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Scott, a good king is a strong ruler — physically strong!!! If you can do a hundred push-ups, you can be a good king for sure.
B > Ch
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
B < Ch
Not So Bold
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts
True royalty has been inside you all along — why else would your eyes be royal blue?!
Ch > B
So Charming
+2 Smarts
+1 Fun
Location(s): All

(Answering correctly will put you on track to achieve SCOTT’S SECRET ENDING FURRY. *See Scott’s Secret Endings section to continue with this option.*)

Scott’s Secret Endings

These are the conversations that will lead up to Scotts’s secret endings. You must get them correctly and then ask Scott to prom in order to achieve the ending.

FURRY

Scott

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Scott, a good king is a strong ruler — physically strong!!! If you can do a hundred push-ups, you can be a good king for sure.
B > ?
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
B < Ch
Not So Bold
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts
True royalty has been inside you all along — why else would your eyes be royal blue?!
Ch > B
So Charming
+2 Smarts
+1 Fun
Location(s): All

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Normal rulers make their subjects pay taxes… but what if you paid taxes to them?!
M > C
So Wealthy
+2 Fun
+1 Smarts
Flag time! You can’t rule a kingdom with no flag. Without a flag it would be just… a bunch of flagless people!
C > M
So Creative
+2 Charm
+1 Creativity
C < M
Not So Creative
-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity
Location(s): All

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You know how deer shed their antlers and then they grow back? Talking furry forest creatures shed their heads!
S > Ch
So Smart
+2 Charm
+1 Boldness
SCOTT!! That panda must have been a cursed prince… and now you’ve turned him back into a person!!!!
Ch < S
Not So Charming
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts
Ch > S
So Charming
+2 Fun
+1 Smarts
Location(s): All

Coke

Scott and Wolfpack

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Using your vast knowledge of aromatherapy, give him some lavender-scented cocaine to neutralize the regular-scented cocaine and relax him a bit.
C > F
So Creative
+2 Smarts
+1 Fun
C < F
Not So Creative
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun
GIVE HIM A FLASHY FIDGET SPINNER.
F < C
Not So Fun
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
F > C
So Fun
+2 Charm
+1 Smarts
Location(s): All

Scott

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Spike the punch with coke on prom night! If the whole team’s on coke, Coach will have to let you all play!
F > Ch
So Fun
+2 Creativity
+1 Fun
All we’ve gotta do is convince Coach that cocaine is a good thing! A little hands-on demonstration wouldn’t hurt…
Ch < F
Not So Charming
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
Location(s): All

(NOTE: You MUST purchase A BAG OF REGULAR COCAINE from the shop in order to get the follow-up conversation with Scott to achieve this ending.)

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Pretending to be a renowned punch chef and suggesting the prom punch could use a bit more cocaine.
C > ?
So Creative
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity
Seducing Abercrombie McGrizz, the cafeteria troll in charge of the punch.
Location(s): All

Scott and Vera Interactions

These are conversations with Scott and Vera and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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There’s no way to win this dodgeball match… unless we completely change the rules of dodgeball as we know them!
S > C
So Smart
+2 Creativity
+1 Fun
S < C
Not So Smart
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun
It’s time to unleash your sick acting skills: pretend you’ve caught a disease to stop the match!
C > S
So Creative
+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness
C < S
Not So Creative
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
Location(s): Gym

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Stat
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Stat
When the mafia threatens to close the gym, an ugly-ass nosferatu must expose the syndicate to save the only place that lets him do his reps.
C > S
So Creative
+ Scott heart
+3 Money
C < S
Not So Creative
+ Scott heart
-3 Smarts
Chile 1985. When Pinochet floods the market with black cocaine, a courageous drug dealer becomes a private eye to blackmail Pinochet and save her coke labs.
S > C
So Smart
+ Vera heart
+3 Money
S < C
Not So Smart
+ Vera heart
-2 Creativity
-1 Smarts
Location(s): All

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Stat
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Forget cheerleaders, we need fearleaders. Instead of pumping our team up, they’ll make the other team feel like ♥♥♥♥.
C > S
So Creative
+ Vera heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts
C < S
Not So Creative
+ Vera heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity
Maybe just stop having our players assassinated for no reason?
S > C
So Smart
+ Scott heart
+2 Charm
+1 Smarts
S < C
Not So Smart
+ Scott heart
-2 Charm
-1 Boldness
Location(s): All

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…is blackmail material! One well-placed camera in the opposing team’s locker room is all it takes.”
S > B
So Smart
+ Vera heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity
…is a player who’s really a truck. No one would be able to stop them.”
B > S
So Bold
+ Scott heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun
B < S
Not So Bold
+ Scott heart
-2 Money
-1 Smarts
Location(s): All

Vera

These are solo conversations with Vera and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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I’d send them each a box of chocolates, but instead of chocolates it would be snakes.
C > B
So Creative
+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity
I’d give them lead poisoning. Like, from bullets. I’d shoot them, is what I’m saying.
B < C
Not So Bold
-2 Charm
-1 Boldness
Location(s): Auditorium

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Bets! Very rigged bets. The hero goes down in the second act.
B < M
Not So Bold
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness
B > M
So Bold
+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness
Just buy the play out and force them to use product placement.
M > B
So Wealthy
+2 Money
+1 Fun
M < B
Not So Wealthy
-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity
Location(s): Auditorium

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Bore them to death!
S > C
So Smart
+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts
S < C
Not So Smart
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
A complicated killing machine involving Jell-O pudding, a ceiling fan, and a chrysanthemum.
C < S
Not So Creative
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
C > S
So Creative
+2 Money
+1 Boldness
Location(s): Auditorium

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What?! This isn’t illegal — just ask this lawyer!
S < B
Not So Smart
-2 Creativity
-1 Smarts
S > B
So Smart
+2 Smarts
+1 Money
Pull out the spider costume you keep on you at all times and convince Principal Giant Spider that you’re him.
B > S
So Bold
+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness
Location(s): Bathrooms

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If you’re having trouble taming your hair, I’ve got a flute that might do the trick. Why don’t I come over to your place and charm them some time?
Ch > C
So Charming
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
Ch < C
Not So Charming
-2 Creativity
-1 Smarts
Oh come on, there’s way worse animals you could have for hair. What about squirrels?
C > Ch
So Creative
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
Location(s): Bathrooms

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Show your fierce body!
B > Ch
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
B < Ch
Not So Bold
-2 Money
-1 Charm
Show your superiority!
Ch < B
Not So Charming
-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness
Location(s): Class

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Stat
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Have you considered judging reality television? I hear there’s a opening on America’s Next Top Monster.
F > S
So Fun
+2 Money
+1 Creativity
F < S
Not So Fun
-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts
Who needs college? The financial system is designed to benefit sociopaths just like you! Look, I’ve worked out the perfect investment strategy on this spreadsheet…
S > F
So Smart
+2 Money
+1 Creativity
S < F
Not So Smart
-2 Creativity
-1 Charm
Location(s): Class

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Stat
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Stat
Pick all the worse players. If we win, you’re a god for leading losers to victory. If we lose, it’s all their fault.
S > M
So Smart
+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity
S < M
Not So Smart
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun
Don’t pick any of those chumps. I’ll just hire us a team of homicidal dodgeball supermen who used to be mercenaries.
M < S
Not So Wealthy
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness
M > S
So Wealthy
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
Location(s): Gym

Vera Continued…

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You should write a heated essay decrying sexism… An essay SO HEATED it melts the eyeballs of anyone who reads it!
S > Ch
So Smart
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun
S < Ch
Not So Smart
-2 Boldness
-1 Fun
You don’t need to prove your love of the Dark Arts, just go out and enjoy them! …Also I should totally come with you.
Ch < S
Not So Charming
-2 Fun
-1 Creativity
Ch > S
So Charming
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity
Location(s): Library

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A flashing banner ad that says YOU WILL LITERALLY DIE IF YOU DON’T CLICK THIS AD RIGHT NOW.
C > B
So Creative
+2 Money
+1 Creativity
C < B
Not So Creative
-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity
A post on Reddit asking for suckers to join your new scam. If they’re really suckers, they’ll join anyway.
B > C
So Bold
+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness
B < C
Not So Bold
-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness
Location(s): Library

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Stat
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You may have no business and therefore no business cards to exchange… but you sure as hell have Pokeman cards! Trade THOSE!
C > Ch
So Creative
+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts
C < Ch
Not So Creative
-2 Boldness
-1 Fun
Convince the businesspeople you have a rare disease that can only be cured if you are given 100 business cards.
Ch > C
So Charming
+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity
Ch < C
Not So Charming
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun
Location(s): All

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Stat
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Decapitate them to set an example! You could totally rock some bangs.
B < S
Not So Bold
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
B > S
So Bold
+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness
Snakes get feisty when they don’t have jobs. Put them to work building your evil empire!
S > B
So Smart
+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts
S < B
Not So Smart
-2 Charm
-1 Boldness
Location(s): All

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A magic mirror that will always tell her how fabulous she looks.
M > B
So Wealthy
+2 Charm
+1 Boldness
M < B
Not So Wealthy
-3 Money
The head of her greatest enemy.
B < M
Not So Bold
-2 Charm
-1 Boldness
Location(s): All

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Stat
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You see that dance move they’re all doing? Patent it.
C < ?
Not So Creative
-2 Money
-1 Boldness
C > ?
So Creative
+3 Money
Why not literally turn them into cash by spiking their drinks with this potion I made that turns people into cash?
Location(s): All

Vera Continued……

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Go for the burn: “Sorry, but I’m having a hard time seeing anything. Does your phone have a zoom function? Or maybe a microscope attachment?”
S > C
So Smart
+2 Smarts
+1 Charm
S < C
Not So Smart
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
Destroy his life: photoshop all the pics into a silly-looking monster, make it the star of a weird kids show and make millions with it. You make a joke out of him, become rich, and you own the copyrights to his ♥♥♥♥.
C < S
Not So Creative
-2 Fun
-1 Creativity
C > S
So Creative
+1 Fun
+1 Smarts
+2 Money
Location(s): All

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Threaten to feed a damsel to a sea monster. That’ll distract him.
S > M
So Smart
+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness
S < M
Not So Smart
-2 Charm
-1 Creativity
He looks Greek. Why not bribe Zeus, King of the Gods?
M < S
Not So Wealthy
-2 Boldness
-1 Money
M > S
So Wealthy
+2 Fun
+1 Smarts
Location(s): All

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Easy, we’ll just dress her up in some stuff from the theater and set her up in the quad like she’s a new art piece!
C < B
Not So Creative
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
C > B
So Creative
+2 Creativity
+1 Money
Never you fear, my lovely murderess. My good buddy Mister Hammer will make short work of the evidence. I’ll even give you the nose as a trophy.
B > C
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
B < C
Not So Bold
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
Location(s): All

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Un-Cool students should have to carry Cool students from class to class on chaises.
C < B
Not So Creative
-2 Boldness
-1 Creativity
C > B
So Creative
+2 Money
+1 Smarts
Rotting squid should be thrown at Un-Cool students to remind them how uncool they are.
B > C
So Bold
+2 Money
+1 Smarts
B < C
Not So Bold
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts
Location(s): All

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Buy one of everything!
B > Ch
So Bold
+2 Creativity
+1 Money
B < Ch
Not So Bold
-2 Charm
-1 Money
Sell it all! All we need is each other!
Ch > B
So Charming
+2 Boldness
+1 Money
Ch < B
Not So Charming
-2 Money
-1 Fun
Location(s): All

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Why don’t we ask the Coven!? They’re witches; they should know all about blood magic!
Ch > S
So Charming
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
Literally just search the internet? Like, that’s literally what it’s there for?
S > Ch
So Smart
+2 Fun
+1 Smarts
Location(s): All

(If you answer correctly you will be on track to achieve VERA’S SECRET ENDING BLOODY QUEEN. *See Vera’s Secret Ending section to continue this option.*

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Differentiate yourself by being the only service that offers free range, organic murders.
C > S
So Creative
+2 Smarts
+1 Money
Viral marketing. Literally. Tailor a highly contagious virus to make people love Murdr.
S > C
So Smart
+2 Creativity
+1 Money
S < Ch
Not So Smart
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts
Location(s): All

(If you answer correctly you will be on track to achieve VERA’S SECRET ENDING CRIME. *See Vera’s Secret Ending section to continue this option.*

Vera’s Secret Endings

These are the conversations that will lead up to Vera’s secret endings. You must get them correctly and then ask Vera to prom in order to achieve the ending.

BLOODY QUEEN

Vera

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Why don’t we ask the Coven!? They’re witches; they should know all about blood magic!
Ch > S
So Charming
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
Literally just search the internet? Like, that’s literally what it’s there for?
S > Ch
So Smart
+2 Fun
+1 Smarts
S < Ch
Not So Smart
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts
Location(s): All

(NOTE: You MUST purchase A TAMPON USED BY THE FORMER PROM QUEEN from the shop and go to the BATHROOM in order to get the follow-up conversation with Vera to achieve this ending.)

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Because it’s for Animal Abuse III — we’re getting a head start on our homework!
S > F
So Smart
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity
Because this goat is a spy from a rival institution, who was sent here to blow up the school!
F > S
So Fun
+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness
Location(s): Bathrooms

Vera and Coven

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
No, no, Coven, you’ve misunderstood: WE’RE trying to save the world, too!!!
Ch > B
So Charming
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun
Make replicas of the earrings, find out where the Coven lives, break in, and replace the earrings with the fakes when they’re asleep.
B > Ch
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
Location(s): All

CRIME

Vera

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Differentiate yourself by being the only service that offers free range, organic murders.
C > S
So Creative
+2 Smarts
+1 Money
Viral marketing. Literally. Tailor a highly contagious virus to make people love Murdr.
S > C
So Smart
+2 Creativity
+1 Money
Location(s): All

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Quit crime. They’ll come crawling back once they see how bad it is without you.
Ch > C
So Charming
+2 Smarts
+1 Money
Ch < C
Not So Charming
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
Write a song about it. I’ll help!
C > Ch
So Creative
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun
C < Ch
Not So Creative
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
Location(s): All

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Confess your feelings!
Ch > B
So Charming
+2 Smarts
+1 Money
Ch < B
Not So Charming
-2 Boldness
-1 Charm
Kiss Larry the Croc on his big crocodile mouth!
B > Ch
So Bold
+2 Charm
+1 Fun
B < Ch
Not So Bold
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
Location(s): All

Vera’s Secret Endings Continued…

CULT

Liam

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
No way, the truth will always prevail!
B > ?
So Bold
+2 Charm
+1 Boldness
“I had to eat my entire body and replace it with an exact replica of myself.”
Location(s): All

Damien, Liam, and Scott

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
The bonds of friendship that we all share. Also how hot my hand looks with this ring on it.
Ch < C
Not So Charming
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
The fact that I can now turn into a dinosaur whenever I want.
Location(s): All

Liam, Miranda, and Polly

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Subliminal messages in cereal advertisements.
C > ?
So Creative
+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity
Secretly declare everyone a member of the cult!
Location(s): All

Liam and Vera

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Draw a pentagram on the floor and place a fat stack of money in the center of it.
Why don’t you ask… Vera!
S > ?
So Smart
+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness
Location(s): All

ICE QUEEN
(It seems no matter if you answer successfully or not you will be on track to achieve this secret ending.)

Polly

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
MAKE THE TEACHER REMEMBER THE SPIRIT OF THE SIXTIES! Traditional tests are just an oppressive tool to suppress students’ inventive thinking.
Abduct the teacher and force-feed him anime until he doesn’t want to base his tests on smarts anymore… but on a bunch of epic, over-the-top ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
B > C?
Not So Bold
-2 Charm
-2 Boldness
Location(s): All

Scott and Damien

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Snake hair grooming. You just need to find a snake nest and put all those venomous snakes on your head. Foolproof plan!
B > Ch?
Not So Bold
-2 Creativity
-2 Charm
She loves death threats, so maybe you can become death threat pen pals? Be proactive and start by sending her a very admirable death threat.
Location(s): All

Valerie

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Bring a delicious dish made with love so the Oberlin family welcomes you into their Thanksgiving dinner.
Slay your audition to become part of Cats, the Musical.
C > Ch?
Not So Creative
-10 Money
Location(s): All

Interdimensional Prince

These are conversations with Interdimensional Prince(IP) and another Main Character and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

Damien and IP

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Defeat the Prince’s entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥ army using nothing but a colander and a grapefruit.
B > C
So Bold
+2 Charm
+1 Boldness
B < C
Not So Bold
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness
Show Damien a picture of the Prince’s armies wearing clown shoes and assless chaps.
C > B
So Creative
+2 Fun
+1 Smarts
C < B
Not So Creative
-2 Charm
-1 Boldness
Location(s): All

Liam and IP

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
A unicorn with a toilet on its head.
C > S
So Creative
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity
C < S
Not So Creative
-2 Creativity
-1 Smarts
The concept of marriage itself.
S > C
So Smart
+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts
S < C
Not So Smart
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
Location(s): All

Miranda and IP

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
“The hair of an angel?” Hah! Clearly Miranda has the hair of a goddess.
Ch < C
Not So Charming
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
Ch > C
So Charming
+2 Smarts
+1 Charm
What about these fish scales I glued to this handful of angel hair pasta?
C > Ch
So Creative
+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity
C < Ch
Not So Creative
-3 Smarts
Location(s): Gym

Polly and IP

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
If you’re taking her, you must follow the rules of engagement and first speak to our highest-ranking officer: COACH!
S < B
Not So Smart
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
S > B
So Smart
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
A true hero wouldn’t flee to safety — he would stay and fight this war for his love’s honor!
B > S
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
Location(s): Gym

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Throw a party so dope Polly doesn’t want to travel to another dimension. A party with SEX LASERS.
F > B
So Fun
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun
F < B
Not So Fun
-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity
Marry the Prince yourself, RIGHT NOW.
B < F
Not so Bold
-2 Money
-1 Charm
B > F
So Bold
+3 Money
Location(s): All

Scott and IP

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Rally a swarm of extradimensional termites to devour the Dire Harp’s spine.
Ch < C
Not So Charming
-2 Boldness
-1 Fun
Ch > C
So Charming
+2 Boldness
+1 Charm
Sing so sweetly that the Dire Harp kills itself out of jealousy.
C > Ch
So Creative
+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity
C < Ch
Not So Creative
-2 Boldness
-1 Creativity
Location(s): All

Vera and IP

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Replace all his gold with fish.
C > S
So Creative
+3 Money
C < S
Not So Creative
-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity
Steal all his money with your high frequency trading algorithm: CARL.
S > C
So Smart
+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts
S < C
Not So Smart
-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts
Location(s): All

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Only the finest dancers in the land may attend an Oberlin Rave — you must dance the drunken paranoid monkey salsa en pointe perfectly!
C > Ch
So Creative
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
C < Ch
Not So Creative
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
There IS no dance, silly — this alternative dimension is an ALTERNATE alternate dimension where no one’s real!
Ch > C
So Charming
+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity
Location(s): All

Interdimensional Prince Continued…

Miranda, Polly, and IP

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
You know what would be wild? Naked fencing with live weasels instead of swords.
F > C
So Fun
+ Polly heart
+2 Charm
+1 Fun
F < C
Not So Fun
+ Polly heart
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
As a royal, you must fancy yourself pretty clever, so… let’s see you win… AT LOSING.
C > F
So Creative
+ Miranda heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Fun
C < F
Not So Creative
+ Miranda heart
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
Location(s): All

Liam, Polly, Vera, and IP

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
I’d present you with my grandmother’s wedding ring… still attached to my naked grandmother!
C > B
So Creative
+2 Charm
+1 Creativity
C < B
Not So Creative
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
(Jaw unhinges, bees pour out.)
B < C
Not So Bold
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
B > C
So Bold
+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness
Location(s): All

Damien, Scott, Wolfpack, and IP

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Sign the name of Tyrelliott the Terrible, thus summoning him.
S > B
So Smart
+2 Charm
+1 Fun
S < B
Not So Smart
-2 Charm
-1 Boldness
EAT THE CONTRACT.
B < S
Not So Bold
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
B > S
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Smarts
Location(s): All

The Coach

These are conversations with Coach and another Main Character and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

Damien and Coach

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Obstacle course through a burning building. It’ll make you a better arsonist!
B > C
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity
B < C
Not So Bold
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
An ambitious regimen of power lifting. It’ll make you a better…hairdresser?
C > B
So Creative
+2 Smarts
+1 Fun
C < B
Not So Creative
-2 Charms
-1 Smarts
Location(s): Gym

Liam and Coach

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
It’s not a date, it’s a “date.” WINK.
Ch > C
So Charming
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
Ch < C
Not So Charming
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
It’s performance art. Liam forgot to tell you we’ll be wearing duck costumes the whole time.
C > Ch
So Creative
+2 Fun
+1 Smarts
C < Ch
Not So Creative
-2 Money
-1 Charm
Location(s): All

Polly and Coach

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
The ultimate ghost workout: Possess people who are already buff and tired.
C > F
So Creative
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
C < F
Not So Creative
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun
Beer. Pong. Beer! Pong! BEER! PONG!
F< C
Not So Fun
-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts
Location(s): Gym

Vera and Coach

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Deadlifts! You’ll need the strength when you’re lifting bags of gold coins out of your enemies’ vautls!
B > Ch
So Bold
+2 Money
+1 Boldness
Burpees. They make your nails look incredible for some reason.
Ch < B
Not So Charming
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts
Location(s): Gym

Three Character Interactions

Damien, Scott, and Coach

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
We’ve got to go native, mates. Oi! Hold my beer!
B < Ch
Not So Bold
-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness
B > Ch
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
Whoa! Have a look at them. They’re so cute! Let’s slay them with kindness!
Ch > B
So Charming
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
Ch < B
Not So Charming
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
Location(s): Gym

Liam, Miranda, and Coach

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Obviously the sports bard assigns inspiration kicks to the metaphysical linebacker, who scores eleven points for each poem he successfully publishes in The Atlantic. Didn’t you read the rulebook?
C < Ch
Not So Creative
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness
C > Ch
So Creative
+2 Money
+1 Creativity
Don’t you see? The points were inside of us all along!
Ch > C
So Charming
+2 Charm
+1 Boldness
Ch < C
Not So Charming
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
Location(s): Gym

Liam, Polly, and Coach

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Let’s throw a surprise party for Coach, like, right now!
F > C
So Fun
+2 Charm
+1 Fun
F < C
Not So Fun
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
Fake mustaches! They’re always the answer!
C > F
So Creative
+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts
C < F
Not So Creative
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness
Location(s): Gym

Liam, Vera, and Coach

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
A look so fabulous, it slays.
Ch > S
So Charming
+3 Charm
Ch < S
Not So Charming
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
An ordinary pocketwatch, which you use to hypnotize Liam into licking something uncool.
S > Ch
So Smart
+2 Money
+1 Charm
Location(s): Class

Scott, Wolfpack, and Coach

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Drink three times your bodyweight in yellow food dye to make sure you have the brightest pee!
C > ?
So Creative
+2 Money
+1 Charm
The best pee was inside you all along — I’ll pee, too, in solidarity!
Location(s): Bathrooms

The Coven

These are conversations with the Coven and/or another Main Character and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

Liam and the Coven

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Heroically volunteer to take Liam’s place and help the Coven with their lame mission to save the world.
Ch > B
So Charming
+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts
Ch < B
Not So Charming
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
FIGHT THE COVEN!
B > Ch
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
Location(s): Bathrooms

Damien, Scott, and the Coven

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Don’t worry Damien, you can keep the Duct Tape of Retribution for your nefarious purposes. Coven, why don’t you just use the Scotch Tape of HEY, Cut That Out! Instead?
C > Ch
So Creative
+ Damien heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Fun
C < Ch
Not So Creative
+ Damien heart
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness
Scott, you don’t really care about the DUCT TAPE, right? You just like having a cool shiny thing! But watch me use my sweet negotiation skillz to get — wait for it! — TWO cool shiny things!!!
Ch > C
So Charming
+ Scott heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun
Ch < C
Not So Charming
+ Scott heart
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness
Location(s): All

Damien, Polly, and the Coven

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
What’s the matter, Damien? Are you scared? Are you a spicy little red baby? (Psst: You’re welcome, Polly.)
B > F
So Bold
+ Polly heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Charm
You know, Polly, saving the world is a great way to get free drugs and alcohol. (Yo, Damien, you owe me one.)
F > B
So Fun
+ Damien heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun
F < B
Not So Fun
+ Damien heart
-2
-1
Location(s): All

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Take this opportunity to reveal your REAL plan — you were only befriending the Coven to BETRAY THEM! BUAHAHAHA!
Ch < ?
Not So Charming
–
-Boldness
“Recognize” the symbol on his armor as that of… your father… (GASP!) You and Univertica, Junior are siblings!!!!
Location(s):

Polly, Vera, and the Coven

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Bribe your contacts in the military intelligence to nuke a hole through the moon.
M < Ch
Not So Wealthy
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness
M > Ch
So Wealthy
+2 Boldness
+1 Charm
Offer the Solar Behemoth half the twelve-year-olds in the world instead. They’re bigger and less cute.
Ch > M
So Charming
+2 Charm
+1 Smarts
Ch < M
Not So Charming
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
Location(s): Outdoors

Miranda, Vera, Polly, and the Coven

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Whip out your rooster. Witches hate roosters.
S < B
Not So Smart
-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts
S > B
So Smart
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
Chop up all the study tables with a big axe!
B > S
So Bold
+2 Charm
+1 Boldness
B < S
Not So Bold
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness
Location(s): Library

The Slayer

These are conversations with the Slayer and another Main Character and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

Damien and Slayer

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcomes 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcomes 2
Stat
Yo momma’s so poor, she can’t sell her soul, because she’s only renting it.
F > B
So Fun
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun
♥♥♥♥ you, you Van-Helsing-looking piece of ♥♥♥♥.
B > F
So Bold
+2 Charm
+1 Boldness
B < F
Not So Bold
-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts
Location(s): Outdoors

Liam and the Slayer

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
A hotdog stand.
B < C
Not So Bold
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts
B > C
So Bold
+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness
A general feeling of unease.
C > B
So Creative
+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity
C < B
Not So Creative
-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts
Location(s): All

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Critique her fashion sense!
Ch < C
Not So Charming
-2 Boldness
-1 Charm
Ch > C
So Charming
+2 Creativity
+1 Charm
Banish her phone to the hell dimension!
C < Ch
Not So Creative
-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness
Location(s): Outdoors

Polly and the Slayer

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Turn her into a cucumber!
C < B
Not So Creative
-2 Money
-1 Fun
C > B
So Creative
+2 Money
+1 Charm
Punch her in the stomach!
B > C
So Bold
+2 Money
+1 Creativity
B < C
Not So Bold
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
Location(s): Auditorium

Damien, Liam, and the Slayer

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Bring everyone to tears with a mind-shattering guitar solo.
C > B
So Creative
+2 Charm
+1 Fun
Throw a brick at her head.
B > C
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
Location(s): Outdoors

Scott, Liam, Damien, and the Slayer

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Gary the Game Developer, Mighty Creator of Entertainment.
C > F
Not So Creative
-2 Fun
-1 Smart
C > F
So Creative
+2 Fun
+1 Smarts
NO ONE! Just start dancing in a very stylish way! That always solves your problems, doesn’t it?
F < C
Not So Fun
– 2 Smarts
-1 Fun
F > C
So Fun
+2 Creativity
+1 Fun
Location(s): Library

The Wolfpack

These are conversations with the Wolfpack and another Main Character and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

Damien and Wolfpack

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Guys, guys, guys, what are you talking about?! Damien IS a werewolf!!
Ch < C
Not So Charming
-2 Boldness
-1 Smart
Ch > C
So Charming
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
RAAAAAAAAP BAAAAAAAATTLE!
C < Ch
Not So Creative
-2 Charm
-1 Creativity
C > Ch
So Creative
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity
Location(s): Outdoors

Liam and Wolfpack

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
You’re a vampire — PLAY DEAD!
S < B
Not So Smart
-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts
S > B
So Smart
+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts
Turn into a vampire bat, bite them, give them rabies.
B > S
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
B < S
Not So Bold
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness
Location(s): Gym

Scott and Wolfpack

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Using your vast knowledge of aromatherapy, give him some lavender-scented cocaine to neutralize the regular-scented cocaine and relax him a bit.
C > F
So Creative
+2 Smarts
+1 Fun
C < F
Not So Creative
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun
GIVE HIM A FLASHY FIDGET SPINNER.
F < C
Not So Fun
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
F > C
So Fun
+2 Charm
+1 Smarts
Location(s): All

(If you answer successfully you will be on track to achieve SCOTT’S SECRET ENDING COKE *See Scott’s Secret Endings section to continue this option.*)

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Let me teach you a new game — extremely long-distance fetch!
C > Ch
So Creative
+2 Charm
+1 Smarts
C < Ch
Not So Creative
-2 Charm
-1 Creativity
Guys, guys, guys… on the inside… aren’t we all wolves?
Ch < C
Not So Charming
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
Ch > C
So Charming
+2 Smarts
+1 Charm
Location(s): All

Scott, Vera, and Wolfpack

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Spend the entire date inside a cardboard refrigerator box covered in question marks. Mystery is alluring!
C < S
Not So Creative
-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity
C > S
So Creative
+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity
Just be yourself! But first tear off the actor’s face and wear it, so yourself will have the same face as the actor!
S < C
Not So Smart
-2 Money
-1 Smarts
S > C
So Smart
+2 Charm
+1 Money
Location(s): Bathrooms

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Starting a discussion on the history and the development of jazz as a musical art form!
S > F
So Smart
Making a silly face!
F > S
So Fun
+2 Creativity
+1 Charm
F < S
Not So Fun
-2 Charm
-1 Money
Location(s): All

(If you answer successfully you will be on track to achieve FAMILY SECRET ENDING. * See Shop Items Secret Endings to continue this option.*)

Vera, Miranda, and Wolfpack

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Tonight? Miranda can’t. I have two tickets to Cirque de la Mer’s underwater show.
M > B
So Wealthy
+ Miranda heart
+2 Charm
+1 Creativity
You don’t want to go out with Vera — I heard her snakes have sssssssyphilissssssssssssss.
B > M
So Bold
+ Vera heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness
B < M
Not So Bold
+ Vera heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness
Location(s): All

Vera, Damien, Scott, and Wolfpack

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Pretend to throw a ball really far, but actually just hide it behind your back. A fiendish deception!
S > B
So Smart
+2 Creativity
+1 Charm
S < B
Not So Smart
-2 Charm
-1 Creativity
Stack Vera and Damien on your shoulders to make yourself as big as possible.
B > S
So Bold
+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness
B < S
Not So Bold
-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness
Location(s): Outdoors

Valerie

This is the secret ending where you take Valerie the shopkeeper to Prom. In order to achieve this secret ending, you need to get to a point in the game where it gives you the notification that THE SHOP HAS CHANGED SLIGHTLY. At this point you are able to move forward.

-Go to the Shop three times without buying something. If it has activated, the next time you go to the shop you will get a conversation with Valerie and the Slayer.

Valerie and the Slayer

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE: OUTSOURCING! Call the best tech engineer you can pay.
M > ?
So Wealthy
+2 Money
+1 Charm
DIY! This sword is our canvas and some duct tape will be your brush.
Location(s): Any with the Shop

-Answering successfully will close the shop and follow-up interactions with Valerie will occur at any locations.

Valerie and the Coven

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Everyone knows the audience loves a big franchise. Go transmedia by investing in toys and videogames about the Coven.
M > ?
So Wealthy
+3 Smarts
The ultimate way to dodge any cancellation is to convince Netflix to acquire you.
Location(s): All

Valerie and the IP

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Share a pic of Valerie’s abduction on Instagram to alert everyone, using some intense filters to convey urgency.
C > ?
So Creative
+8 Smarts
Start a fire.
Location(s): All

*If you answer successfully, go to Prom ALONE.*

Three Main Character Interactions

These are conversations with three or more Main characters and the possible stats you can get depending on what you choose. It will also show the outcome of the conversation.

Damien, Liam, and Polly

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Turn the paintbrushes everyone’s holding (because artball!) into live cobras.
B > S
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
Summon the undead Vincent van Ghoul!
S > B
So Smart
+3 Creativity
Location(s): Gym

Damien, Polly, and Vera

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Russian roulette.
B > S
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Smarts
B < S
Not So Bold
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts
The stock market.
S > B
So Smart
+2 Fun
+1 Money
S < B
Not So Smart
-2 Fun
-1 Money
Location(s): Bathrooms

Liam, Miranda, and Scott

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Basic ghost knowledge: ghosts’ main power is levitating stuff.
S > F
So Smart
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
Ultimate ghost prank: haunt someone into despair.
F > S
So Fun
+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts
Location(s): Bathrooms

(If you answer successfully you are on track to achieve GHOST SECRET ENDING. *See Shop Items Secret Endings to continue this option.)

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Surgically remove Liam’s face so he can see it for himself.
B > C
So Bold
+2 Charm
+1 Boldness
B < C
Not So Creative
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts
Use found materials to create a perfect replica of Liam.
C > B
So Creative
+2 Charm
+1 Creativity
C < B
Not So Creative
-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity
Location(s): Bathrooms

Liam, Miranda, and Polly

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
If a party happens in the forest, and there are no party virgins to be bewildered by it, is it really a party?
Ch < S
Not So Charming
-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts
Ch > S
So Charming
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity
You know guys, if we bring Miranda, her royal status will give us diplomatic immunity…
S < Ch
Not So Smart
-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts
S > Ch
So Smart
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
Location(s): Outdoors

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
I mean… the pony one is at night, so it technically counts as a nightclub!
C > F
So Creative
+ Miranda heart
+2 Charm
+1 Smarts
C < F
Not So Creative
+ Miranda heart
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
The best club is clearly the club club because… (And then just throw some confetti.)
F > C
So Fun
+ Liam heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Fun
F < C
Not So Fun
+ Liam heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun
Location(s): All

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Re-enact Snow White! Miranda can be Snow White, Liam can be the prince, and Polly can be every single other character!
C > M
So Creative
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity
Literally throw money at them. People love money.
M < C
Not So Wealthy
-2 Fun
-1 Creativity
M > C
So Wealthy
+2 Charm
+1 Creativity
Location(s): Auditorium

Liam, Polly, and Scott

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Have you heard of the Imhotep Cleanse? It’s where you only eat things that came from a mummy. Mummies are rare, so you get super skinny. Plus you get to rob tombs!
F > B
So Fun
+ Polly heart
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
F < B
Not So Fun
+ Polly heart
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts
You’ve heard of the Paleo diet. Now try the Jurassic diet! You can’t eat anything that isn’t a dinosaur. Killing a T-Rex alone will get you super buff!
B > F
So Bold
+ Scott heart
+2 Charm
+1 Fun
B < F
Not So Bold
+ Scott heart
-2 Charm
-1 Boldness
Location(s): All

Three Main Character Interactions Continued…

Liam, Polly, and Vera

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
For every tiger in the school, release three anteaters (the natural enemy of the tigers, as everyone knows).
S > Ch
So Smart
+2 Fun
+1 Money
Have Coach talk to them! He’s a tiger, right? Or, like, a tiger-adjacent something?
Ch > S
So Charming
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
Ch < S
Not So Charming
-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness
Location(s): All

Damien, Polly, and Scott

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
You can study this book, “The Little Book of Orgy Etiquette: Take Off Your Clothes, but Not Your Manners.”
S > F
So Fun
+2 Charm
+1 Fun
Wear fancy hats.
F > S
So Fun
+2 Creativity
+1 Fun
Location(s): All

Four Main Character Interactions

These are conversations with four Main characters and the possible stats you can get depending on what you choose. It will also show the outcome of the conversation.

Damien, Liam, Miranda, and Polly

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Divert their attention by making money rain.
M > S
So Wealthy
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
M < S
Not So Wealthy
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun
Turn Damien’s phone into a bird.
S > M
So Smart
+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts
S < M
Not So Smart
-2 Fun
-1 Money
Location(s): Gym, Outdoors

(If you answer successfully you will be on track to achieve DAMIEN’S SECRET ENDING HAIR. *See Damien’s Secret Endings section to continue this option.*)

Damien, Liam, Polly, and Vera

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Trivia fact about fashion accessories: most of them are worn on your head! Quick, put the corpse on your head!
S > M
So Smart
+2 Charm
+1 Smarts
Shallow social creatures respond only to status: rip the brand logo off the most high-end accessory you own and put it on the corpse!
M < S
Not So Wealthy
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
Location(s): Outdoors

(If you answer successfully you will be on track to achieve CORPSE SECRET ENDING. *See Shop Items Secret Endings section to continue this option.*

Damien, Miranda, Polly, and Vera

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Visit the dungeons of L’Nkom, Sumerian God of Makeup, wherein lies the legendary Orb of L’Nkom, which coincidentally can tell who’s the best at makeup.
B > F
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
B < F
Not So Bold
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun
Make up this potato to see who can produce the prettiest potato.
F < B
Not So Fun
-2 Boldness
-1 Fun
F > B
So Fun
+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity
Location(s): Bathrooms

Lunch Time Interactions

These are conversations during lunchtime and the possible stats you can get depending on what you choose.

Damien and Liam

Answers
Stat
A white plate with a single sprig of parsley in the center. The essence of minimalism.
+ Liam heart
A bowl of knives. The essence of… knives.
+ Damien Heart

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Stat
Damien! Don’t eat it! You won’t have room for all these baby seals I brought you!
+ Liam heart
Liam’s right, Damien! You should make HIM eat it!
+ Damien heart

Damien and Miranda

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Stat
Damien’s right, Miri! Maybe it IS time you started murdering people with your silverware.
+ Damien heart
Lay off Miranda, Damien! What about your collection of exotic corpses?
+ Miranda heart

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Stat
Try those Sugarbasted Prince Lips!
+ Miranda heart
Beat him up and take all his ice cream.
+ Damien heart

Answers
Stat
The fish knife
+ Miranda heart
A spoon. What, you need blades to kill people?
+ Damien heart

Damien and Polly

Answers
Stat
Just hide in the Ghost Zone! You know, the special alternate dimension only ghosts can use?
+ Polly heart
Hide behind diplomatic immunity! I mean, you’re both princes of hell, right?
+ Damien heart

Answers
Stat
Get ready for THE most hardcore, badass thing… This flask contains an ancient genie that grants you three wishes… but I’m totally drinking it because I don’t give a ♥♥♥♥. I grant my own damn wishes.
+ Damien heart
Want to get a dope party started?! This flask has… ULTRA-WHISKEY, which you can only get when you get two bottles of the best, purest whiskey… and make them mate.
+ Polly heart

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Stat
Wars are fought over scarce resources. Steal everybody’s food and put it in a pile. That ought to do it.
+ Damien heart
Hey Polly, you know how the Greeks fought a whole war over Helen of Troy’s face? We just need you to get kidnapped by Trojans!
+ Polly heart

Damien and Scott

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Stat
The wild beast should be the new school mascot! Put him in a sports jersey and let’s rock! Goooooo TEAM!
+ Scott heart
It’s obvious you brought such a beast to the kitchen… to turn it into the next MonsterChef champion, so you can split the big MonsterChef cash prize!
+ Damien heart

Damien and Vera

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Stat
Rob the bank yourself and split the money with Vera.
+ Vera heart
Eat the pickle.
+ Damien heart

Answers
Stat
My word! The steak is too cooked already! Rub some ice on it and douse it in blood, quick!
+ Vera heart
The only correct way to enjoy a steak is after its charred remains have been retrieved from a burning building.
+ Damien heart

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Stat
Set the building on fire and charge an exit fee.
+ Damien heart
Trick everyone in the cafeteria into having an orgy, then film it. Blackmail in bulk.
+ Vera heart

Liam and Miranda

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Stat
Maybe you should start this madness, Liam. Imagine all the food you could Instagram, without having to eat any of it!
+ Miranda heart
But Miranda, look at the contented smile on that servant’s face! You think he’s eating for you, but secretly he’s eating for himself!
+ Liam heart

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Stat
Miranda can’t undermine Liam’s criticism admittedly talented criticism alone; this will take an army… of homeless people we pay to write positive Yelp reviews of the cafeteria until we eclipse Liam’s!
+ Miranda heart
Liam, one lone voice simply cannot shut down this cafeteria… at least not the voice of a high schooler! Let’s get a renowned food critic to write a Pulitzer-worthy expose to be published in the most widely-read periodicals.
+ Liam heart

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Stat
Try the picture fork. It’s a fork for taking pictures of.
+ Liam heart
Nothing conveys elegance and taste like a gloating spoon.
+ Miranda heart

Liam and Polly

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Stat
Liam’s, because I think that glass jar of fresh human blood really goes with the parsley he sprinkled on top.
+ Liam heart
Polly’s, because she literally just made a pair of pajamas for a cat.
+ Polly heart

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Stat
A food pic, but instead of food it’s just a bottle of whiskey with ketchup on it.
+ Polly heart
A food pic of Liam taking a food pic! So meta!
+ Liam heart

Answers
Stat
Dump all of Polly’s food onto Liam’s plate.
+ Polly heart
Dump all of Liam’s food onto Polly’s plate.
+ Liam heart

Lunch Time Interactions Continued…

Liam and Scott

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Stat
We’ve gotta pick Liam up and toss him in the air. it’s really the only way to amp him up.
+ Scott heart
Liam’s food pics are art, so we’ve got to use art to cheer him on. The quiet art of mime!
+ Liam heart

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Stat
Obviously the lychee-flavored custard with a side of tofu and a drizzle of raspberry extract is the most superior food on the plate.
+ Liam heart
Go for the brightly-colored bag of meat biscuits that somehow has… an anime drawing of Scott’s face on it?! That says “SCOTT SNACKS”?!
+ Scott heart

Liam and Vera

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Stat
The animals you kill may lose their lives… but what about their afterlives? Instead of letting their spirits go to waste as the byproduct of the meat industry, let’s serve their eternal souls as a side dish!
+ Vera heart
Liam, animals are already suffering… from ignorance! If Vera wanted to increase their pain… the best thing we could do is to teach them the concept of death so they really fear their fate! Let’s educate cattle on metaphysics!
+ Liam heart

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Stat
Well, I guess I’ll be going then, because there’s no way anyone could ever be as cool as Liam.
+ Liam heart
Let me ask you this: would an uncool person be giving Vera 50 Monster Dollars right now?
+ Vera heart

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Stat
Try the sangria. It pairs well with seafood… and blood.
+ Liam heart
The tannens in this robust malbec are an elegant way to mask the taste of poison. Perfect for “diplomatic” missions.
+ Vera heart

Miranda and Polly

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Stat
Ooh, Miranda, you should get a puppy serf! It’s not actually a serf — it’s just, like fifty cute dogs!
+ Miranda heart
You should get a party serf, Polly! A serf to experience hangovers for you!
+ Polly heart

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Stat
I surely do! It’s entitled “silverware-wear” and it’s when you take your most expensive cutlery and dress it in very fancy tiny outfits!
+ Miranda heart
Yup. It’s called “dying.”
+ Polly heart

Miranda and Scott

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Stat
The blood of your father’s enemies, Miranda! That’s why it’s so delicious!
+ Miranda heart
You’re overthinking this, Scott! It’s a sauce made of secrets!
+ Scott heart

Answers
Stat
Haven’t you heard, Scott? Fishsticks make you worse at sports! They contain balldropinal and nerdoflavin!
+ Miranda heart
Fishsticks contain absolutely no fish! It’s all garden snails and food grade plastic! Scott can eat as many as he wants!
+ Scott heart

Answers
Stat
The salad harp.
+ Miranda heart
Hands.
+ Scott heart

Miranda and Vera

Answers
Stat
Drink all her scotch, enraging Vera and delighting Miranda!
+ Miranda heart
Pretend to be poisoned, terrifying Miranda and amusing Vera!
+ Vera heart

Answers
Stat
If you fold the napkin like so, it creates a self-aware napkin whose sole purpose is to fold more napkins!
+ Miranda heart
This writhing snake fold is for when it is time to leave Vera alone and stop explaining napkin folds.
+ Vera heart

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Stat
You don’t need to eat that apple. Princes should be eating poisoned apples so that you’ll kiss them.
+ Vera heart
You don’t need to eat that apple. There are plenty of eligible princes on hotprincefinder.com
+ Miranda heart

Polly and Scott

Answers
Stat
Eat everybody else’s food, like a good boy.
+ Scott heart
Replace all the food… with chairs.
+ Polly heart

Answers
Stat
WOOF WOOF, IT’S ME, SCOTT: A DOG BOY WHO IS BAD AT IMPRESSIONS.
+ Polly heart
LOOK AT ME I’M POLLY LOOK AT ME GO!!!
+ Scott heart

Answers
Stat
Steal the final jelly dessert… from the jelly dessert factory!
+ Polly heart
Make like a puppy dog and beg! All things are sweeter when achieved through pity!
+ Scott heart

Lunch Time Interactions Continued……

Polly and Vera

Answers
Stat
Tapeworms! They’re gluten free, dairy free, 100% organic, and you can get them for free from sick cows!
+ Vera heart
Meth! It’s what’s for lunch!
+ Polly heart

Answers
Stat
The gorgon, obviously. Look how many mouths she’s got on her head!
+ Vera heart
The ghost, for sure. I’ve never seen someone eat so convincingly!
+ Polly heart

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Stat
You can easily grow this arrangement into a business… just escalate and delegate! Have the financial slave go and acquire his own financial slave to give HIM money, and have THAT financial slave go and find a financial slave…
+ Vera heart
TELL HIM TO MARRY A LLAMA.
+ Polly heart

Scott and Vera

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Stat
You shouldn’t be cheering for Vera to eat the food, you should be cheering for the food to get eaten by Vera! In the walk-in freezer!
+ Vera heart
The problem is obviously that we aren’t dressed up as a giant salad.
+ Scott heart

Answers
Stat
Bo-ring! This is nothing compared to… earthworm eating contests!
+ Vera heart
SNAKE! SNAKE! SNAKE! SNAKE! EAT THAT FOOD AND STAY AWAKE!
+ Scott heart

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Stat
Yeah,it’s called Scott’s, but today is opposite day, so everything that’s Scott’s is actually Vera’s.
+ Vera heart
You’re right Scott! That drink is your birthright! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
+ Scott heart

Lunch Time Interactions with Secondary Characters

The Coven

Answers
Stat
Stop the crime ghost who’s been taking over children’s bodies and using them to rob banks. You have a never-before-seen plan…
+4 Creativity
Take on the greatest villain of all: income inequality.
+4 Money

Answers
Stat
The spell that lets you see the future… and also the past. AND THE PRESENT. And you can watch live TV anywhere.
+4 Smarts
Nah, you want to go for something a bit… different. Let’s do the spell that turns you into two helicopters.
+4 Creativity

Answers
Stat
A bag full of quarters.
+4 Money
A machine that can successfully reheat french fries.
+4 Fun

The Wolfpack

Answers
Stat
Teach me calculus!
+4 Smarts
Give me an extreme makeover!
+4 Charm

Answers
Stat
How about this black plastic bottle labeled “SERIOUSLY DON’T DRINK THIS IT’S POISON.”
+4 Fun
Nothing. Give me my beef jerky back. Now.
+4 Boldness

Answers
Stat
Howling at the moon!
+4 Charm
Practicing ikebana, the ancient Japanese art of floral arrangements… just… super-wolf-y!
+4 Creativity

The Coach

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Stat
Both.
+4 Boldness
Whiskey.
+4 Fun

Answers
Stat
Playing with your food. Specifically, playing football with your food.
+4 Fun
An absolutely ridiculous number of push-ups.
+4 Boldness

Answers
Stat
PALOMINO GOLD 25 HORSE SUPPLEMENT, for a shiny coat and luxurious mane.
+4 Charm
A completely black bottle emblazoned with the Chinese character for “party time.”
+4 Fun

The Slayer

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Stat
Garlic, rice, and holy water. One monster’s weakness is another monster’s dinner!
+4 Fun
A gun that shoots stakes with “EAT ♥♥♥♥” burned into the side of them.
+4 Boldness

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Stat
How to be the protagonist of any scene.
+4 Charm
How to punch a dude so hard his head explodes.
+4 Boldness

Answers
Stat
Partysmith.
+4 Fun
Gun-haver.
+4 Boldness

Interdimensional Prince

Answers
Stat
Foreign Minister in Charge of Extreme Handsomeness.
+4 Charm
Most Unscrupulous Treasurer.
+4 Money

Answers
Stat
Telepathy.
+4 Smarts
An ass that won’t quit.
+4 Charm

Answers
Stat
♥♥♥♥ that, let’s make up our own ritual.
+4 Creativity
How about the ritual where you give me a pile of money and go away.
+4 Money

Miranda, Polly, and the Coven

Answers
Stat
Joust them in Miranda’s honor!
+ Miranda heart
Drug their foods!
+ Polly heart

Lunch Time Interactions with Three Characters

Damien, Liam, and Slayer

Answers
Stat
Immobilize Damien with the Lord’s Prayer while Liam escapes.
+ Liam heart
You’ve been waiting for this moment your whole life. Flip the table, for justice.
+ Damien heart

Scott, Damien, and Coach

Answers
Stat
Distract Scott with surprise fireworks.
+ Damien heart
Slather Damien’s dogs in holy ketchup.
+ Scott heart

Damien, Scott, and Wolfpack

Answers
Stat
Show them that a phone equipped with Pokemans Go can also be used as a football!.
+ Scott heart
Say nothing. Pelt them with steamed vegetables.
+ Damien heart

Shop Items Secret Endings

All these endings require you to buy certain items from the shop in order to achieve these endings. Some of them also require you to ask a certain person to Prom.

WILKINSON
(This secret ending is only achievable when you unlock A PENGUIN MASK.)

-Purchase A PENGUIN MASK. *See Polly’s Secret Endings section to continue with this option.*

THANK YOU
(This secret ending is only achievable when you unlock THANK YOU NOTE FROM DEVELOPERS.)

-Purchase THANK YOU NOTE
Go to Prom alone.

CULT
(This secret ending is only achievable when you unlock A CULT RING.)

-Purchase A CULT RING. *See Vera’s Secret Endings section to continue with this option.*

ICE QUEEN
(This secret ending is only achievable when you unlock VAL’S DECLASSIFIED GORGON BEFRIENDING GUIDE.)

-Purchase VAL’S DECLASSIFIED GORGON BEFRIENDING GUIDE. *See Vera’s Secret Endings section to continue with this option.*

Shop Items Secret Endings Continued…

All these endings require you to buy certain items from the shop in order to achieve these endings. Some of them also require you to ask a certain person to prom or go alone.

GHOST

-Purchase BLANKET WITH TWO HOLES

Miranda, Scott, and Liam

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Basic ghost knowledge: ghosts’ main power is levitating stuff.
S > F
So Smart
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
Ultimate ghost prank: haunt someone into despair.
F > S
So Fun
+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts
Location(s): All

Interdimensional Prince, Damien, Miranda, and Liam

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
“…Boo!”
C > B
So Creative
+2 Boldness
+1 Charm
Throw a rock at the Interdimensional Prince.
B > C
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
Location(s): All

Liam and Polly

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
I was offered as a sacrifice… TO THE GOD OF PARTYYYYYYY!!
F > Ch
So Fun
+2 Creativity
+1 Fun
F < Ch
Not So Fun
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
I only tell how I died on the third date, boo. GHOST WINK!
Ch > F
So Charming
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
Ch < F
Not So Charming
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
Location(s): All

(Ask someone you have the right stats for or go alone.)

DRAGON HEAT

-Purchase DRAGON HEAT

Polly and Vera

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Easy: the ‘Sexcalibur’ arc, where they want to discover the chosen one who can control the mythical Sexcalibur dildo, and they have a super orgy so everyone can have their turn with the dildo.
F < C
Not So Fun
-2 Charm
-1 Boldness
F > C
So Fun
+2 Smarts
+1 Fun
What about… this exclusive chapter I’ve written myself?!
C < F
Not So Creative
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
C > F
So Creative
+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness
Location(s): All

Damien and Miranda

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
True art imitates life. Let’s look at Damien’s Tinder messages to see what he’s capable of, shall we?
C < Ch?
Not So Creative
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
C > Ch?
So Creative
+2 Charm
+1 Boldness
Harold may or may not be a scoundrel, but love is alive and well! Let me take both of you on the greatest three-way first date ever to prove it!
Location(s): All

Liam and Polly

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Let’s ask them nicely if they can stop behaving like internet trolls and instead start respecting your opinions.
Ch > C
So Charming
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
Ch < C
Not So Charming
-2 Money
-1 Fun
Let’s write a powerful fanfic set on the Dragon Heat wiki where you’re depicted as the coolest users who should be respected.
C < Ch
Not So Creative
-2 Charm
-1 Creativity
C > Ch
So Creative
+2 Charm
+1 Creativity
Location(s): All

(Go to Prom alone.)

Shop Items Secret Endings Continued……

DIETY

-Purchase Power Totem

Miranda and Polly

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Start a giant sacrificial bonfire… of weed.
F > Ch
So Fun
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun
Be self-sacrificing: sacrifice yourself!
Ch > F
So Charming
+2 Boldness
+1 Charm
Location(s): All

Polly, Miranda, and the Coven

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Swallow the totem whole and keep it safe in your belly!
B > S
So Bold
+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness
Use sleight of hand to make the totem DISAPPEAR.
S > B
So Smart
+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts
Location(s): All

Miranda and Polly

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
FIGHT THE DARK DEITY!
B < Ch
Not So Bold
-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness
B > Ch
So Bold
+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness
Ask the Dark Deity to Monster Prom!
Ch < B
Not So Charming
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
Ch > B
So Charming
+2 Boldness
+1 Charm
Location(s): All

(In order to achieve the secret ending you must successfully choose the second option and go to Prom alone.)

CORPSE

-Purchase CORPSE.

Vera, Liam, Damien, and Polly

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Trivia fact about fashion accessories: most of them are worn on your head! Quick, put the corpse on your head!
S > M
So Smart
+2 Charm
+1 Smarts
Shallow social creatures respond only to status: rip the brand logo off the most high-end accessory you own and put it on the corpse!
M < S
Not So Wealthy
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
Location(s): All

Scott

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
As Vogue rules dictate, the only way to subdue a Vogue journalist is by out-journalising them in a journalism duel… TO THE DEATH!
C > B
So Creative
+3 Money
Sometimes people need a little push in the right direction: kill his family and send him their severed heads as a warning.
B > C
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
Location(s): All

The Wolfpack, the Slayer, and IP

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
NO! You’re woke enough to acknowledge your corpse doesn’t need a knightess in shining armor to protect it, it can protect itself!
S > Ch
So Smart
+2 Charm
+1 Smarts
S < Ch
Not So Smart
-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts
LOVE IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER! WINK!
Ch > S
So Charming
+2 Fun
+1 Charm
Ch < S
Not So Charming
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm
Location(s): All

(Go to Prom alone.)

Shop Items Secret Endings Continued………

LEMON

-Purchase LEMON.

Miranda and Scott

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Exclusive beta access to the lemonade.
S > F
So Smart
+2 Fun
+1 Smarts
A body pillow of a sexy glass of lemonade.
F > S
So Fun
+3 Creativity
Location(s): All

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Convince an internet celebrity to voice the lemonade… whatever that means?
Ch > B
So Charming
+2 Fun
+1 Smarts
Make the lemonade the center of the latest internet controversy.
B > Ch
So Bold
+2 Smarts
+1 Fun
Location(s): All

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
An exciting sequel for your lemonade: a new flavor!
C > B
So Creative
+2 Charm
+1 Smarts
C < B
Not So Creative
-3 Fun?
One of the backers gets to be a character IN the Lemonade!
B < C
Not So Bold
-2 Creativity
-1 Charm?
Location(s): All

(Go to Prom with Miranda or Scott.)

SUPPORT GROUP

-Purchase CONSPIRACY THEORIES ON WHY YOU’VE NEVER GOTTEN TO SEE KALE AROUND HERE

Damien, Scott, and Kale

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Disguise yourself as a sexy GameBoy, so these boys will have no choice but to press all your buttons!
Ch > F
So Charming
+2 Smarts
+1 Charm
Show off the Dylan Rupert you’ve strategically bred so he has max elasticity stats in order to… LICK HIS OWN ELBOW!
F > Ch
So Fun
+2 Smarts
+1 Charm
Location(s): All

Polly and Kale

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
The taste buds of a true marijuana sommelier, capable of pairing any strain of weed with the perfect junk food.
S > C?
So Smart
+3 Smarts
The hands of a true joint origami artist, capable of creating the most delicate and beautiful blunts ever.
Location(s): All

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Go to the police. Convince them this is an emergency… a true love or death situation.
Defer to experts. Consult a plant biologist with expertise on whatever Kale’s plant species is. They may tell you Kale’s most regular biomes!
S > Ch?
So Smart
N/A
Location(s): All

(Go to Prom alone.)

Shop Items Secret Endings Continued…………

PRANK MASTERZ

-Purchase ANCIENT TOME OF THE FORBIDDEN ARTS.
(Note: If you are trying to get any other secret endings at the same time they will not work because this secret ending triggers the end of the world.)

Polly and Scott

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Fake a serious illness that requires a kidney transplant, but only accept kidneys from David Boreanaz, acclaimed star of the hit TV series “Angel.”
Ch > ?
So Charming
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
Buy one from the Angel Kidney Store.
Location(s): All

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
“Oh, this? No, this is a family relic that has been passed down for generations. It’s a… hand ring or something. Enough talking! High five!”
C > ?
So Creative
+2 Boldness
+1 Charm
“Yup, you got me. The thing is, I’ve done this to every other person in school, so do you really want to be… left out?”
Location(s): All

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Seems like it’s a connectivity problem. We need to upgrade to a top-notch dimensional network with a way stronger arcane signal.
S > ?
So Smart
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
You’re not an expert at interdimensional antics. Sometimes it’s better to stay humble… and convince a certain interdimensional freak you know to open the rift for you.
Location(s): All

(Go to Prom with Polly or Scott.)

FLOPPY DISK

– Purchase AN ARCANE FLOPPY DISK

Damien and Scott

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
HACK THE VIRUS!
S > Ch
So Smart
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
S < Ch
Not So Smart
-3 Ch
STRIKE A FABULOUS TEAM POSE TO INTIMIDATE THE VIRUS!
Location(s): Library

Damien, Liam, Scott, and Calculester

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
“No way. If he was really a computer… why would he be wearing that cool hat?”
F > S
So Fun
+2 Charm
+1 Fun
F < S
Not So Fun
-2 Charm
-1 Fun
“Calculester IS a robot… as we all are, being programmed slaves to the big machine of society!”
S > F
So Smart
+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts
Location(s): All

Liam, Miranda, Polly, and Calculester

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
“I feel alive when doing something crazy outside my comfort zone.”
“I feel alive when drinking this magic drink I made from other people’s souls.”
S > B?
So Smart
+2 Fun
+1 Smarts
Location(s): All

Wolfpack and Calculester

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Pretend to be the disguised robot yourself… by doing the best robot dance ever.
F > Ch?
So Fun
+3 Charm
Protect Calculester through the power of a heartfelt speech.
Location(s): All

(Go to Prom alone.)

Shop Items Secret Endings Continued……………

ANGEL BLOOD

-Purchase THE BLOOD OF AN ANGEL

Polly, Vera, and Coven

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Listen, Vera, angel’s blood is pretty rare… maybe we can bargain with the Coven and make this into a sweet business opportunity?
S > F?
So Smart
+2 Charm
+1 Fun
Don’t you see, Polly?! The most powerful drug of all is the friends we made along the way!
Location(s): All

The Coven

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Seduce Dmitri into being your opponent-ally who might seem to fall back into league with the enemy at times, but always proves himself to be on your side in the end!
The Coven’s ability to care isn’t their weakness; it’s their STRENGTH. Prove this to them with a well-crafted montage of flashbacks to times they’ve protected each other!
C > Ch
So Creative
+2 Charm
+1 Boldness
Location(s): All

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Sob over Joy’s corpse… so she revives!
Selflessly use that magic Orb of Healing +4 you’ve been saving this whole time.
S > Ch
So Smart
+1 Money
+2 Charm
Location(s): All

(Go to Prom alone.)

GREETING CARDS

-Purchase A SET OF WEIRDLY SPECIFIC GREETING CARDS

Polly, Scott, and Blobert

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Hand the corpse a card that says “Sorry you died in an accident we had 100% nothing to do with :(“
Hand Principal Giant Spider a card that says “World’s Sexiest 8-Legged Principal!”
Ch > B
So Charming
+2 Smarts
+1 Fun
Location(s): All

Vera, IP, Wolfpack, and Blobert

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Hand the prince the one that says: “Princes are special / Your rule’s absolute / Stop assuming people are going to be flattered by you kidnapping them / It’s really not cute.”
*fold card along dotted line to make paper airplanes, throw as far as possible*.
F > C
So Fun
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness
Location(s): All

Damien, Liam, Slayer, and Blobert

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
“I’m sorry about your missing brother and understand why you are misdirecting your rage into killing monsters rather than dealing with your issues, but inside this card is the number for a therapist just in case.”
S > Ch
So Smart
+2 Charm
+1 Boldness
“Gurl, those boots were made for ROCKIN’! Keep on, be-YOU-tiful!”
Location(s): All

(Go to Prom alone.)

The Gift That Keeps On Giving Secret Endings

All these endings require you to buy THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING and randomly get the item needed for a particular ending. Some of them also require you to ask a certain person to prom or go alone.

SERF/EEL

-Purchase THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING and randomly get MIND CONTROL CLASSES.*See Miranda’s Secret Endings section to continue with this option.*

CAGANER

-Purchase THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING and randomly get THE S H I T T E R.

Damien and Liam

Answers
Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Catch a real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and interrogate them about it.
B > C
So Bold
+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness
Get into the mind of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by re-enacting the scene.
C > B
So Creative
+2 Smarts
+1 Fun
Location(s): All

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Go to Belen and check all the security cameras to know once and for all if a guy was taking a ♥♥♥♥ while Mary was giving birth to Jesus.
S > F
So Smart
+3 Fun
Go to Belen and collect all ♥♥♥♥♥ in the vicinity in order to discover the true identity of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
F > S
So Fun
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity
Location(s): All

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Divert attention from the mystery behind the “Caganer” by turning it into a mindless souvenir, selling toys of various celebrities taking a ♥♥♥♥ as if they were the Caganer.
S > F
So Smart
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity
S < F
Not So Smart
-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity
Use all the resources of the Catholic Church to combine the two strongest entertainment forces in the world: K-Pop and Garfield.
F > S
So Fun
+3 Money
Location(s): All

(Go to Prom with either Damien or Liam.)

FAMILY

-Purchase THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING and randomly get A DRAWING FROM A KID.

Scott, Vera, and Wolfpack

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Starting a discussion on the history and the development of jazz as a musical art form!
S > F
So Smart
Making a silly face!
F > S
So Fun
+2 Creativity
+1 Charm
F < S
Not So Fun
-2 Charm
-1 Money
Location(s): All

Scott and Vera

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Convince the proprietors that you’re a time traveler from the future and giving free pizza to Scott is the only way to stop the pizza uprising.
Ch < B
Not So Charming
-2 Fun
-1 Charm
Act like an entitled piece of ♥♥♥♥ until they give you a free pizza.
B > Ch
So Bold
+2 Creativity
+1 Fun
Location(s): All

Scott, Vera, and Coach

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Explain that some people have a hard time putting emotions into words, especially if they’re a bag of potatoes.
Pin a ribbon on the potato sack that says, “I’m proud of you, Scott.”
C > ?
So Creative
+2 Charm
+1 Fun
Location(s): All

(Go to Prom with Scott or Vera.)

The Gift That Keeps on Giving Secret Endings Continued…

GIFT

-Purchase THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING and randomly get A DATE WITH VALERIE.

Valerie

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
Disassemble the bear to make its true nature less obvious. Just like you do with furniture!
Travel to Nepal to study the secret arts of the gift giving monks, whose wrappings defy both space and logic.
S > C?
So Smart
+2 Charm
+1 Fun
Location(s): All

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
A lore coupon, so they can stop being minor recurring characters with such little depth.
The pizza one.
F > S?
So Fun
+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness
Location(s): All

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
As a real fake anthropologist, I can tell you that the best way to get inside Blobert’s head is to dress like it for a day.
Go all in or don’t go at all. Hire a retired FBI agent to secretly analyze Blobert’s body language and crack its mind wide open!
B > C?
So Bold
+2 Fun
+1 Smarts
Location(s): All

Vera

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Stat Levels
Outcome 1
Stat
Stat Levels
Outcome 2
Stat
A course in optical physics, so she can finally figure out why she’s never caught that laser pointer.
S > C?
So Smart
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity
A full e-commerce website built using your sick web design skills. Nothing is sexier than free labor!
Location(s): All

(Go to Prom alone.)

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