Project Zomboid Guide

Medical Procedures For Dummies. for Project Zomboid

Medical Procedures For Dummies.

Overview

So, you’ve been injured, or maybe you wanna know what to do if you end up being injured? Well you’ve come to the right place.

Scratch

You have a cone of vision, use it dumbass.

1. Disinfect the wound
2. Bandage it, sterilized bandages work best
3. Repeat for as long as necessary

Deep wound, Bullet Wound, Or Lodged Glass

Now why’d you have to sprint through that glass with no shoes, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?

1. Remove bullet or Glass shards if necessary
2. Disinfect the wound
3. Suture the wound, unless its a bullet wound or glass shards
4. Bandage the wound, sterilized bandages work best
5. Replace bandages until healed

Bitten

you’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥, unless you reduced the infection chance with a mod
but if you do survive the wound and infection chance

1. Disinfect the wound
2. Bandage it, sterilized bandages work best
3. Repeat for as long as nessessary
4. Pray.

“THEY JUMPIN’ ME!”

Burned

jackass.

1. Bandage the wound, sterilized bandages work best
2. Replace the bandage regularly
3. Clean the burn occasionally with a rag, you gotta take the bandage off which you take damage while doing, so hurry up or die.

Fracture

you’re a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ if you get fractured, but anyway

1. Splint the fracture
2. Bandage the wound

Back Injury (Over-encumbrance)

Caused by you carrying too much ♥♥♥♥ that you didn’t need all of,
seriously, you don’t need 13 guns and 300 boxes of ammo.

1. Sleep it off, ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
2. Stop being such a glutton

Fall Damage

Stop falling off ledges, ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

1. Sleep it off.

if fractured go back.

if its a deep wound, go back.

Sickness

You either got infected or ate something rancid.
You die if it gets too severe

1. Eat food and sleep it off.

Procedure doesn’t work for zombie infections.

A Cold

Doing your laundry when its winter or fall tends to make
you get a cold, or you’re just running around during fall naked.

1. Put warm clothes on
2. Eat food until Well Fed
3. Sleep it off

Dead

Well it happens to the best of us. Its best you don’t dwell on it for too long.

Learn from your mistakes and move on.

“Wipe yourself off man, you dead.”

Zombified

You’re dead, well nearly. You got infected and turned.

Nice job on getting infected and dying that way.

“Airborne immunity!”
“Has just been revoked.”

Conclusion

Good job, now you have a basic understanding of medical procedures in project zomboid. Good luck out there, survivor.

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