Overview
This is a guide on how to be a real MAN. No puny baby men allowed.
MANtroduction
This guide is intened to make you a real MAN not a baby man. If u are tiny baby man to scared to become MAN leave.(A woMAN can be a MAN also.)
Rules of being a MAN
1) Real MEN use FISTS.
2) Real MEN carry a gun with ONE bullet and shoot themselves when they get infected.
2.5)In survival real MEN try to get tokens then kill themselves but they are not allowed to turn.
3) Real MEN carry medkits and bandages ONLY to heal up their manly booboos.
4) Real MEN don’t carry steroids.
5) Real MEN punch the I.E.D to set it off.
6) Real MEN can’t shove with weapon. You must switch to your fists.
7) Real MEN carry other real MENs weapons in their memory.
8) Real MEN always have phones on them to read their literature.(Knawledge)
9) Real MEN help others NO MATTER WHAT.
10)Real MEN NEVER leave others behind NO EXCEPTIONS even if it means DYING with them.(Unless they’re derping around but never leave them in danger.)
11) Real MEN don’t do this for the achivement. They do it because they’re MANly MEN.
12) Real MEN NEVER cheat.
13)Real MEN are MANly enough to enter The Salty Spitoon.
MANLY group
Hey you there have you followed this MANly guide? Well if you did are you up for the MANly CHALLENGE? Add and message me or Mr.Popper about becoming a member of the NMRIHMANLYMEN group. Thats right become a full fledged member of the official MANly MEN group.