Overview
A short and simple guide instructing you on how to get your sick kicks messing with other players.
Introduction
Thank you for reading this guide, and I hope it’s methods provide you with as much fun as they have with me.
Editors Note: Messing with people is our god given right. When J. Robert Oppenheimer invented the internet back in Windows 95, he knew that he was opening up the floodgate for trolls and general tomfoolery. In fact, it was the whole reason behind the internet’s creation. Fun fact; the first IM ever sent read, “♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥!”
The First Method
Spamming Voice Commands
This is certainly the easiest way to mess with people, but it sacrifices its own efficiency. This method will mildly annoy people at worst. It’s simple; hold down “3”, find a voice command, then let go of “3”. Usually Taunt works best, but try free styling and coming up with your own voice command sentences.
The Second Method
Blocking Doors
This is a little more difficult than the first method as you must wait for the perfect time and opportunity to block the door. The trick does not work if there’s no one to block. In order to achieve the desired results, stand in a doorway as another player tries to enter. They will be denied entry, and rage will ensue. Personally this is my least favourite method for its lack of creativity and reward.
The Third Method
Killing The Infected
When someone is attacked by a zombie they have a slight chance of becoming infected. Once a player is infected they become vulnerable to friendly fire, meaning in simple terms, you can team kill. This is the hardest method as it requires a player to be infected for it to work, but it’s time consuming method allows for the troll (you) to still play the game by only checking for infected occasionally. To check for infected, hit your opponent with a weapon. If the chat bar reads “X has attacked a teammate” then you know they are infected. The rest is simple, just kill them. This is by far the most rewarding method albeit hardest.