Overview
This is the ultimate guide for the tough as nails character, “The Lost”. Are you ready to face the greatest of challenges?
Getting Started
You need to play through the game with every other character and get every possible ending. You must kill all the bosses and play through the boss rush as all characters. Upon accomplishing this, you will know that you are good enough to be considerd “good at video games” and can proceed to playing as the Lost.
Necessary Items
The following list of items will help you on your journey to achieve salvation. Keep restarting the game until you get one of these if not all:
Blood Rights
Converter
Guppy’s Paw
IV Bag
Kamikaze!
Prayer Card
Razer Blade
Yum Heart
<3
Anemic
Best Bud
Black Lotus
Blood Bag
Bloody Lust
Breakfast
Bucket of Lard
Cancer
Celctic Cross
Charm of the Vampire
Dead Bird
Dessert
Dinner
E Coli
Fanny Pack
Fate
Gimpy
Habit
Holy Grail
Holy Water
Infestation
The Ladder
Little C.H.A.D.
Lunch
Maggy’s Bow
Midas’ Touch
Missing Page 2
Mitre
Old Bandage
Placenta
Raw Liver
The Relic
Rotten Meat
Scapular
Sharp Plug
Smart Fly
A Snack
Spider Baby
Super Bandage
Transcendence
The Wafer
The Virus
In Action
Now go on and waste many hours of your life, failing miserabley and realizing that this character is virtually impossible because it doesn’t work in this game. It becomes more a matter of luck than skill because no matter how good you are, the enemies’ AI will eventually bug out and do something unpredictable, killing you. Or you will come across the Haunt boss. You can be as careful as you want, it doesn’t matter how good you are at the game, you just can’t win unless you get super lucky. Great game design!
Conclusion
I am a human being. Humans make mistakes. I need room for mistakes. Nobody’s perfect and you can’t flawlessly pass through this game, never taking a hit, which is why the Lost is just an all around worthless and terrible character. I love being challenged, but this isn’t challenging, this is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. If you haven’t tried playing through as the Lost, don’t bother, it’ll end about as well as the TV series with the same name.