Overview
Reasons why the Spider is proof hell is real
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whoever created the spider AI is a devil’s minion and brings great joy in our pain
these hellspawn known as ‘spiders’ move randomly and unpredictably every few seconds when not ‘engaged’ around an enemy which makes them a herculean challenge to shoot and pin down
yet the moment you’re in their sights they gun for you like a homeless man who smells change on you and are just as erratic
worse yet when they’re hiding behind cover in some rocks they ONLY shuffle around in place and refuse to move from behind it like they know they have the advantage, and the moment you peek around the corner and show your face they instantly can move towards you despite if they already moved and you’ve already taken that half heart of damage
not to mention that sometimes when you’re going to round the corner to shoot them they can just move between two diagonal rocks like its nothing and just stab you in the back like the demons they are
the only reason they’re not the most OP enemy is that they die in like 2 hits but again much like the homeless they travel in packs, not to mention that every other spider variant of floor 1 enemies are harder than their counterpart
im convinced that the cellar floor is just a middle finger to the player at the start of the run as if to say ‘good luck’
edmund is a sadist confirmed