Overview
Today I present to you a guide on how to exploit and enjoy my favorite bugs in game, why? because to quote Abraham Lincoln, “The best way to get a law repealed is to enforce it strictly.”I believe this quote rings true in many areas in life, and believe it or not, I think it applies here too (no ♥♥♥♥, if I didn’t would I really have written this guide?) So take advantage of this guide and enjoy the bugs.Hopefully some aspects of the following bugs become features, but until then let us bring attention to even the smalletst things, that way this game can be the master piece it’s poised to be.If you find any cool or repeatable bugs be sure to message me that way we can further develop this guide as well.
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This is the first major and by far favorite bug I’ve yet to find, and hopefully not the last on the list for long either. What this bug enables is the instant detonation of one or more fusion grenades upon your body instantly, whether willingly or upon your character’s passing in game.
An example of the power at hand
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This is the power I am giving upon you, the community, it’s entertainment value is vast and it contributed to my first win as well (the match the clip took place in, which was also my first attemt at it in multiplayer) So pay attention, as I am giving you the power to become the Chad bomber of ION.
Step One: Prime a fusion grenade
It doesn’t matter if it’s via a throw or a toss, right or left click, just activate a grenade, BUT DO NOT THROW IT!
Step Two: Equip anything else
Yes its as simple as that, pull a knife out or pickup a gun, it matters not. All one must do to prime themselves for detonation is to put that grenade back in your pocket as though it were spaghetti, it’s as easy as that.
Keep in mind that your grenade will beep as if it’s about to blow up. Yes, it will scare the ♥♥♥♥ out of your team without fail, but if you do it right you’ll be plenty safe.
Step Three: Don’t touch the grenade
From now on, the grenade is primed, the moment it re-enters the world, you best ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ believe it’s blowing up. You must forfit an inventory slot, yes I know that sucks, but the moment you equip the grenade, drop it, or die, it will undergo an exothermic reaction that will take you and anyone around you to the hell that is the downed world.
If done right, the setup should look like so:
Congrats, you now have the power to implement terror in a strangers heart on an online video game, but before we move on:
REMINDER
There is no fooling this game, an armed grenade is armed no matter what, regardless of what you do, the very grenade you prime will blow up, nothing can be done about it. You have been warned.
Resolution
Yes I hope that this bug will be patched, as sad as it would make me. Because it would bring me even more joy if the devs were to implement a mod that enables you to explode when you are down or upon death. Having more than just a +1 inventory slot modifier that you can pick up would be radical, especially if this was one of them.
To Conclude
This guide is not made to harm the game or exploit others, it’s simply so that the community can both enjoy bugs in the game, and present them to the developers.
My hope is that this game can enjoy a successful beta which molds the game into the master piece it’s capable of being, not a bug ridden vidya that totters between being fun and annoying as ♥♥♥♥ like 7 days to die.
I will take note of any bugs that are patched, but I will also leave them in this guide, that way we might look back on the strokes of art that once were present in this game.
Remember to add and message me about any bugs you’d like me to document and add to this guide.
– Sincerely, Anger Guy
