Overview
This guide outlines how to become Ultimate Super Dungeoneroo Master Number 1. Read on to find out what takes to become Ultimate Super Dungeoneroo Master Number 1
Introduction
So you want to become Super Dungeoneroo Master Number 1? That or you may have clicked the wrong guide. If the latter, then please let me assure you, this is the guide for you. This guide will reveal all, from how to smash boss real good like, to level 50 without playing, so you can finally be respected by all players in the game, and worshipped as a true Dungeoneroo Master!
This guide caters for all, and if you do not wish to follow each rule like a European Court of law, doing the complete opposite works equally as well. Whichever path you choose, if you believe, you can achieve, the pinnacle of mediocre.
Anyway, enough about introductions, let’s get started on what you would really like to know.
The Last Stormbender
Gameplay – How to Boss’it like a pro
This is the most important part of playing the game, the big clue is the word “play”, however it is as equally deceptive as demonstrated in the first step of this section;
1. Don’t actually play the game, being afk works equally as well if not better
Believe it or not but there are actually people in Dungeon Defenders II that create games and build defences. With this in mind it’s best to join their games and idle your way to the top.
2. Starting the game will get you half way to success
Once you’re in a game, you may find the one and only person who created the game hasn’t managed to finish building the defences yet. This is a key opportunity to press your ‘G’ button and start the game. Doing this will start the game as soon as possible and means you will level quicker.
3. Line dem towers up
If after step two you manage to get past the first wave of goons, and you find there are unused defence points, be sure to use them up by building as many towers on one lane as possible. Although you might think it makes sense to spread them out over all the lanes or leave it for someone else to do, I can assure you it does not. Stacking one lane will ensure you are the superior gamer and the lane will never fail.
4. Your towers are da best!
If Step three wasn’t achievable and out of the realms of possibility, don’t worry, you can always stand by some useful defence unit elsewhere and call for a colleague to sell them. Whatever hero you are, whatever stats or gear you have, you are the best, and don’t let any other amateur defender tell you otherwise. This being the case, start by pressing the ‘C’ button and follow the chat menu options for calling out for it to be sold. If they are unwilling to fulfil your request, press the enter key and proceed with typing something like “Doode sell dis weak tower, mine are da bom!”
5. Show others who’s boss!
If all is going swell and you reach as far into the game as getting a 1 million HP plaguing hulk on another lane, be sure to abandon your lane in search for this walking behemoth. Although it’s not the toughest of boss units in the game, it’s a chance to show everyone else your DPS skills and what you are capable of. It doesn’t matter if you don’t actually have a lot of DPS, as long as the skeleton thing is taking tower damage or damage from another hero, no one will be any the wiser.
6. Woah what’s a Siege Roller!
Don’t worry about it, the name incorporates the word “Siege” and therefore implies it’s only meant to surround the defences with the aim of surrender. So long as you remain super by mentality and don’t surrender by leaving the game it cannot hurt you, your new best mates or the defences. In addition to this the other part of the name is “Roller”, and the steam version of this doesn’t move very fast. With that in mind the game will end before it ever gets anywhere near the main objective crystal.
Gear, Sphere, and Beer
Whoops that looks like a typo, although now I’ve mentioned it, you can’t help but notice in every Dungeon Defenders game there’s a bar with its very own barman. That last part is not sexist, so just for you feminist warriors out there, at the time of writing this there hasn’t yet been a barwoman. If you manage to get a petition started for Trendy Entertainment to change this, please let me know as I want to be the first one to not pay any attention to it, due to my awesomeness and not caring about anyone’s problems that don’t involve getting good at vidja gaem’s.
Anyway I’m slowly moving off topic so back to the sub-heading. When writing this there used to be something called Sphere’s, however they are being changed to shards in the end game update, should it ever arrive, and this guide will be updated accordingly to represent this.
1. Stats are for chumps
Do you remember a boring business meeting where a colleague, probably named Geoffrey or something, tells you that statistics are important and meaningful, and as one variable is increased on a graph, another one is subsequently decreased? Well he was talking rubbish, although he probably greased enough poles to get to the top of the management hierarchy. Instead, you on the other hand find yourself reading a guide that is not applicable to anything in the real world. Apply this logic to dungeon defenders and you soon realise that these stat points are for people that want to build defences and smash things. Instead only equip the highest iPWR gear that drops, as it will assist you with joining higher tier games for you to idle in.
2. What’s DPS? Sounds like a furniture store to me
Well yes you’re right it does, but it also stands for Democratic Party of Socialists (of Monte♥♥♥♥♥), however in this guide I’m referring to Damage Per Second. It seems to be the only topic gamers ever talk about, however it’s evident you don’t need it. Instead be sure to spread your stat points in all areas evenly or not at all to be the complete ultimate dungeon warriooo. Now you’re set for the grand finale, be sure to join the boss map “Harbringer’s Warship”. When you get to NM4, Harbringer will be packing 48 Million HP, but don’t worry your team mates will sort him out. Run around aimlessly and panic until you get your hard earned portal shield reward. Once collected be sure to remind your team mates who’s boss and how you could have solo’d him without any gear.
Summary
If you have followed any of the steps highlighted in this guide, you should now realise you are not as super as you might think, or maybe you are, I don’t know you. There are however, a large number of players in the game which adhere to this way of playing the game. Having said that, it doesn’t make you any less great, and reading this guide is the first step to actually becoming Super Dungeoneroo Number 1.
Reading any other guides may improve your knowledge of the game, however this is the only one (apart from loot guides), that contain FACTS. That is, Forget About Creating TowerS. As long as you put the letters in bold, it doesn’t matter if it doesn’t fit or make any sense, as long as you have the required letters for an abbreviation.
And finally, please be sure to rate this guide with a thumb’s down, or alternatively post a comment about how inspirational this guide was and how it changed your life.
This is probably Geoffrey, look how suave he looks. There’s no stopping you now Geoffrey!
References
Guide – “How to kill any boss veru sinple” by naapurin kissa
Although the content and its entirety was written, created, and produced by myself (I know they all roughly mean the same thing but Hollywood producers do it), and although inspiration can be drawn from anything in life, I would like to make an honourable mention to the above guide. It’s simplicity and invaluable game advice is sound and unrivalled by anything else I’ve read or seen.