How 2 boss battle

Overview

Those of us not getting the full rewards of boss battles can see a few tips from the MLG swagmaster

being the small guy in general

(dont worry), specifics are tackled later

run like hell

form zerg rush

win

common strategies for common bots

a:the average tank/ car

1.if one of the bosses can see you at the start, run. if not, tapfire for thier amusement.
2.the process of natural selelction will create a small horde.
3.fight in whatever way you see fit.
4.profit

b. hover

same as above, replace step 3 with stay in the back of the pack.

c. rails (wheels and treads)

1. run like usual, except you do not need tofollow the herd if you can sneak off undetected.
2.do the exact same thing you normally do. hide, charge shoot, repeat
3. profit

d.satiliettes

1. use whatever thrusters you have to run
2. pray that they dont shoot at you
3. up in the sky? pray they dont have an smg
4. still alive? profit

e. basic planes

1. run :O
2. do the pitiful plasma damage with your “wwii recreation bomber”
3. die
4. make a new bot
5. profit

f. medics

1. run
2. find good teammates
3. profit

anti boss bots in specific

a; the smg tank

nope

b the plasma bomber

luckily they make your job easy, shoot the wings, and time thier plasma shots while shooting them.

c the walker
similar to plane, yet even easier to kill. shoot the legs, find safe area.

dthe 9000+ tier rails

free kill, they shoot once every 20 secs

e medics

are they…

alone? stay out of range, and cut them off from assistance

with an ally?

are they with…

a tank? you lose, pls nerf freejam
a grounded plane? attack the one recieving less damage, you may let one or the other escape if left unattended
a rail? just laugh, and pity thier mom’s credit card.
a walker? these are tougher than planes, because they get functional again sooner. paying attention to thier online weapons is crucial

how to win as a boss

1. toughest part: acquire friends
2.get to tier 8
3. get friend to built medic
4.use smgs
5. spam all that crappy armour you have on robot
6.profit

in summary

freejam really fix boss battles they are a great idea but currently unbalanced. make nanos count as way higher tier or something. pls

outro

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