Overview
cars are often mistreated. this guide will teach you how to make a car feel loved and cared for.
Not crashing.
Cars hate crashing! it is in fact the worst thing you can do to a car you wish to respect! its considered a major putdown, and should NEVER be done to any car you want to respect. if you do happen to crash the car, repair/reset him ASAP! then say sorry to the car, and then show the car some love (a fancy lunch, a trip to the mall, candle lit dinner) the car will forgive you, and forget what you did.
Using proper terms
figure out the fender gender of you car, never again call your car “it”. cars hate this. always call your car “he” “she” “him” or “her”. if you cannot identify the gender of your car, call it “car” or “cim” if you make the mistake of calling a car “it”, take it to another dinner
Finding your car friends
cars (just like people) enjoy spending time with friends, make sure you find good friends for your car. bad friends will smash into your car (these cars are simply misunderstood, and are being treated improperly by their owner) find loving friends, that care about your car and watch his back. if your car has trouble finding friends, try a club, group, or dinner.
Getting your car a job
This one is very important for your young car. your car will need a job to earn money, and he cant get a house with no money! you car can be anything he wants to be! a cop! a firefighter! a doctor! a DINNER
Dealing with DINNER
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tl;dr
cars should be treated as equals to humans. descriminating aginst them and NOT TAKING THEM TO DINNER is just as wrong for cars as it is for humans. please, cars have been mistreated for too long now. we need change (disturbing content ahead) here are some examples of what happens when you mistreat a car
