How to complete all missions in Goat Simulator PAYDAY DLC [ENG]

Overview

In this guide, I would like to show you how to complete all missions in Goat Simulator PAYDAY DLC.

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Hello, goat fans!

In this guide, I would like to show you how to complete all missions in Goat Simulator PAYDAY DLC. You will find there screenshots with descriptions, but don’t worry – there are also videos!

Chocolate Factory

What you have to do?

In this mission, you have to set a “chocolate bag” on fire and put it on the dooor step.

How can I do this?

• Firstly, you have to go to the pirate ship.

• Near the ship, you can see the road. Near this road 2 girls are selling chocolate. Take one bag and put it on fire, that is on the barrel in the front of the stall.

• Now, put the burnig chocolate bag on the door step.

• After that, wait for the householder.

• Still funny.

Drill for Cheese

What you have to do?

In this mission, you have to steal a cheese sandwich form the safe.

How can I do this?

• Go to the bank, or what the hell that building is.

• The door is closed. You need a drill!

• The drill is behind the buinding. Take it to the bank.

• Use it!

• It takes only 10 seconds to open the door.

• The drill brokes sometimes. Just use it again.

• It’s working!

• The door has been opened, but there is the second one.

• You can find the second drill behind Cowie’s restaurant.

• Take it to the bank and drill the door.

• Fix it!

• I’t working (again)!

• What? The third door? Let’s take the third drill!

• Go to The Drill store (it’s near the hot air baloon).

• Break the glass and take a drill.

• Go back to the bank and open the third door.

• Finally, you can take the sandwich.

• Expiration dates are just tricks.

Mess with the police

What you have to do?

In this mission, you have to mess with the huge police donut sign.

How can I do this?

• Find the police station.

• Go to the roof.

• Lick the huge police donut sign.

• Fly away with the sign.

Cops and Robbers

What you have to do?

In this mission, you have to make a PayDay nerd end up in jail.

How can I do this?

• Go to the bank.

• Find a PayDay nerd.

• Lick him.

• Take him to the custody.

• Mission completed.

Flippin Burgs

What you have to do?

In this mission, you have make a burg using authentic trash and feed i to somebody.

How can I do this?

• Go to Cowie’s restaurant.

• Behind the building, you can find the trashbag.

• Lick it.

• Go to the roof and put the trashbag into the hole.

• Burgers!

• Deliver them.

• Go to the building.

• Go to the kitchen.

• Lick a burger and feed it to somebody.

Make pigs fly

What you have to do?

In this mission, you have to tie a cop to the how air balloon and let it fly away.

How can I do this?

• Find the hot air balloon.

• Find a cop.

• Lick the cop.

• Take the cop to the hot air balloon.

• The cop has been tied to the hot air balloon.

• To find the gas bottle – go to the petrol station.

• Here it is!

• Lick it, but be careful, it can explode!

• Take it to the hot air balloon.

• Done, now let the cop fly.

Catastrophe

What you have to do?

In this mission, you have to bring three cats to the Kittyland Love Center.

How can I do this?

• Find the Kittyland Love Center.

• Bring cats – they are everywhere!

• Two cats to go.

• Only one cat left.

• What the hell?

• A Hidden Cat Temple!

• Mission completed!

Exploding Cake!

What you have to do?

In this mission, you have to blow up the cake.

How can I do this?

• Go to the party.

• Destroy the party.

• Take the dynamite.

• Go back to the party.

• Put the dynamite into the cake.

• Use the detonator (lick it).

• Mission completed.

Drive in Saturday

What you have to do?

In this mission, you have ruin Cinema-Saturday at the drive-in.

How can I do this?

• Find the cinema.

• Go to the projector.

• Hit it.

Buried Games

What you have to do?

In this mission, you have to find and upload Sanctum 3 to the Internet library.

How can I do this?

• Find the safe door.

• To get a drill – go to The Drill store.

• Break the window.

• Take a drill.

• Go back to the safe door.

• Use the drill.

• The door has been opened.

• There is a huge hole.

• Jump into the hole.

• Sanctum 3 copies are right here!

• Lick one of them.

• Respawn.

• Go to the pirate ship.

• Go to the board.

• Go to this room.

• Upload the game.

• Done.

• Go to the Vault using Dolph.

• Descend down into the Vault.

• Lick one of Sanctum 3 copies.

• Ascend up.

• Now, just go to the pirate ship and upload the game.

Prison Break: The Dev

I haven’t finished this section yet because something bugged and I can’t even find the dev guy in the prison. I will finish this section as fast as possible. I promise.

Space Cow

What you have to do?

In this mission, send a cow to Space.

How can I do this?

• Find the farm.

• Go to a cow.

• Lick the cow.

• Fly away with the cow.

• Take the cow to this building.

• Wait for the UFO.

The Godmother

What you have to do?

In this mission, you have to break the Godmother out of the casino.

How can I do this?

• Go to The Drill.

• Break the window.

• Take a drill.

• Go to the casino.

• Enter the casino.

• Go ahead.

• Damn.

• Go to the safe, that is in this room.

• Use the drill.

• Fix it.

• It’s working!

• The door has been opened.

• Mission completed!

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