Overview
Is this game to easy for you? Do you want to annoy the hell out of your teammates? Want to be overall worse at videogames? If you answered yes to any of those questions, I hate you. Also read this guide.
Physical limitations
Sometimes, being really bad at nauts isn’t enough. If we want to make sure we can lose this game, we need to be worse than the bottom player of league 9 (me) which means that we need physical limitations. The easiest way to do this is starting with a hammer. Now gently place all of you fingers a flat durable surface. Now repeatedly hit each one until all of your fingers are broken. This should provide a good hardy disadvantage when playing the game.
Winning? Not for long!
When you notice that your team is winning you have 2 options, leave the game, or feed like crazy. Leaving the game has a 5 second delay, so please take caution when you notice your team is winning. Feeding on the other hand usually works out well, the best way to do this is a full out sprint from your base, to the nearest enemy turret. Don’t forget to buy speed upgrades as this will make it easier to feed. After doing this a few times, your teammates should probably lose their edge and you can lose your game in peace.
How to play poorly.
If heavy feeding isn’t your thing, simply use bad controls, start by not using a mouse as sometimes this may be too advantageous. Try spreading your action keys throughout the key board to make a more complex and harder to control. A commonplace setting for this is left: j up: 7 right: q down: f. Trying making one of your specials shift, that way if you are one of those people who spam the key so that they can use their special right away, the sticky keys notification will pop up and minimize your game.
Leon mind games strats.
Also this section isn’t for all nauts, this is VERY important and will help you lose almost any game. Start by purchasing speed and invisibility. This is all you will need for this strat. The basic idea is to stay invisible the entire game and confuse your enemies. The speed is so that you can run againist enemies and slightly annoy them until they realize you are there and murder your face. Also, you might have to uncloak and slap a droid every now and then to prevent being kicked from naut (heh heh heh) dealing damage. If you are having trouble pulling off this strat yourself, try picking Leon. It doesn’t work with yuri.
Your team is fine with this? Let’s fix that!
One major concept that a lot of bad players like is toxicity. What this means is to annoy your team so much that they actually start playing worse. Start by spamming the “help” voice command key. This will make it seem as if you think that your team isn’t doing anything. Any time a team mates dies, make sure they know it’s them that’s making their team lose. Try one of these common phrases: “Stop feeding pls” “Atleast I’m helping” “You are basically any yuri player right now” “ur a poopy head.” Any of these should be enough to annoy your team mates to the brink of frustration.
Awesomenauts strat roulette.
If you don’t know what strat roulette is, it basically means picking a really bad idea, and sticking with it though an entire game of something. Here are a few that should make winning the game, a little harder.
1. You are only allowed to buy upgrades starting with the bottom row, and going up. This means that first you have to buy all the body upgrades like health and speed, then aa upgrades, then special 2 and special 2 upgrades, then special one and special one upgrades
2. Whenever you pass through the center of a map, you must pass through the very bottom. This makes pushing upper turrets very akward, and if you are playing on sorona, you lose.
3. Pick yuri
4. One attack every 5 seconds. You are only allowed to attack once every 5 seconds. Also, no clunk. Not letting you try to outsmart this with your silly burst…
5. Once you start a push, you aren’t allowed to stop until you win or die. Victory or death as some would say.
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