Original Story Walkthrough – v0.19.4

Overview

House Party is a game for adults only, and this guide contains adult terminology used in the game. If you are not an adult, or offended by sexual content, please do not use this guide.Please do not distribute this guide without my permission.House Party Guides by Volcanon: Original Story Walkthrough Date Night With Brittney A Vickie Vixen Valentine

Guide Introduction

The objective of this guide is to complete as many opportunities as possible while still allowing you to hook up with every character in one play through. If you encounter any bugs during your play through, please direct your support requests to Eek Games on their Discord server.[discordapp.com]

Please understand that this is simply MY way of playing this game. It is by no means THE way to play it. You can play this game an entirely different way than I do and get different outcomes, so keep that in mind, especially if you have not played the game before. I very much encourage you to play the game on your own at first, as it will be a lot more fun than being told what to do. Also know that this is not remotely a linear game, so we will be shifting our focus on many different guests a lot because some of their stories can block access to other stories.

If you choose to use my guide simply as a reference for your own unique play through, be sure to complete Madison’s “Smooth Operator” opportunity and “The Muse: Derek”. By completing these, Madison will be willing to help fix a relationship with a guest, and Derek can provide some much needed backup if you get into a fight with someone. It’s very easy to make a mistake in the game so these can prove to be crucial options when it’s Game Over otherwise. That being said, be sure to save often!

How you go about saving your game is entirely up to you, but if you are saving over the same file each time you save, then that is the file that I will be referring to as your “primary save”. I make this distinction because there will be some branching paths where I will be instructing you to save to an alternate save, which simply refers to a file that is separate from the primary file you are saving to.

• 💾 Save files for each section are located here[drive.google.com]
• C:UsersYOUAppDataLocalLowEekHouse PartySaves
• %USERPROFILE%AppDataLocalLowEekHouse PartySaves

• New Frank content has been added to the guide! I put him at the end since he is part of so many other storylines. If you want to skip ahead you can use the provided save files.
• Four new achievements have been added.
• Some of the guests have new sex cutscenes! Some are generic that trigger when you have sex in the master bedroom (📹), and others are unique to their character/location! (🎥).
• I have added tags to when someone new has been added to Compubrah VR. To keep it simple, I am only adding the tags during the main part of the guide and not the alternate paths.
• The combat training section has been updated.

For anyone having Achievement issues, delete this folder (it will force the game to re-register Achievements when earned in-game, which in turn will hopefully lead to Achievement info being picked up again by the Steam API). Note that unlike the console command, deleting this folder DOES NOT clear your Steam Achievements:

C:UsersYOUDocumentsEekHouse PartyAchievementsOriginal Story

Guest

Kiss

Nude

Handjob

Oral

BJ

Voyeur

Sex

Threesome

Sex Cutscene

Amy

🧖‍♀️

👅

🍆

👉👌

Arin

🕵️‍♂️

Ashley

🧖‍♀️

👅

🍆

👉👌

Brittney

🧖‍♀️

🍆

🕵️‍♂️

👩‍👩‍👨

Dan

Derek

💋

🧖‍♂️

👅

🍆

🕵️‍♂️

👉👌

Frank

🧖‍♂️

🍆

🕵️‍♂️

👉👌

🎥

Katherine

🧖‍♀️

👉👌

🎥

Leah

🧖‍♀️

🍆

👉👌

📹

Lety

💋

🧖‍♀️

👅

🍆

🕵️‍♂️

👉👌

👩‍👩‍👨

📹

Madison

🧖‍♀️

🍆

🕵️‍♂️

👉👌

📹

Patrick

🧖‍♂️

👅

🕵️‍♂️

Rachael

🧖‍♀️

👅

🍆

🕵️‍♂️

👉👌

👩‍👩‍👨

🎥

Stephanie

🧖‍♀️

👅

🍆

👉👌

📹

Vickie

🧖‍♀️

👋

👉👌

🎥

• I am only listing the multiple-choice dialogue options.
• If you cannot find a guest, check on either side of the house.
• Be careful not to untie Ashley’s top when talking to her.
• Hold down the Shift key to move faster.
• Right-click an object to lift it, hold/release the button to throw it.
• If Amy likes you but catches you with someone else, she will lose interest in you.
• Save often.

01 – Meet the Guests

To start off, let’s meet up with our friend Derek and get to know the various guests at the party.

• 👄 Talk to Derek (location varies)
  • 💬 [Thanks for inviting me to the party!]
  • 💬 [Rough week? Is everything ok?]
  • 💬 [I’ve known you too long to let this go.]

• 👄 Talk to Madison (location varies)
  • 💬 [You’re doing fine!]
  • 💬 [It’s how bakers keep score!]
  • 💬 [Yeah, most definitely.]

There are two encounters that happen at the beginning of the game. Be on the look out for these. You don’t have to stand around waiting for them to happen, but hopefully you encounter them during this beginning section. Also, try to talk to both Patrick and Rachael (below) before their argument happens. Also note that if these encounters occur before you meet the guests involved, the dialogue options might be slightly different.

• ⌚ Encounter 1: Rachael/Patrick argument
  • ⌚ Wait for Rachael to confront Patrick
    • 👂 Listen to the conversation between Rachael and Patrick
    • 👀 Watch Rachael slap Patrick

• ⌚ Encounter 2: Amy stubs her toe
  • ⌚ Wait for Amy to walk into the living room and stub her toe
    • 👂 Listen to the conversation between Stephanie and Amy

• 👄 Talk to Rachael (location varies)
  • 💬 [Nice to meet you Rachael!]
  • 💬 [How do you know Madison?]
  • 💬 [This is a video game. Just relax and roll with it.]
  • 💬 [We’ll pick this up later. I’ve gotta run.]

• 👄 Talk to Katherine (location varies)
  • 💬 [I feel like we use the word “need” outside of its intended purpose.]
  • 💬 [Always a pleasure, Katherine.]

• 👄 Talk to Frank (sitting in the family room)
  • 💬 [I’m completely sober!]
  • 💬 [What do you think about Katherine?]
  • 💬 [So Frank, I wanna hear about you and Leah. Fill me in, huh?]
  • 💬 [I’m gonna go drink some orange juice. See you later, Frank.]

• 👄 Talk to Patrick (location varies)
  • 💬 [What can I do to help?]
• 👄 Talk to Patrick again (while Frank is not nearby)
  • 💬 [So how do you know Madison?]
  • 💬 [You should watch out for Frank.]
  • 💬 [How the hell do you even have a bottle of wine with Frank around?]

• 👄 Talk to Amy (location varies)
  • 💬 [Hey Amy. It’s nice to meet you!]
  • 💬 [See you, Amy]

• 👄 Talk to Stephanie (dancing in the living room)
  • 💬 [Nice to meet you Stephanie!]
  • 💬 [So how do you know Madison?]
  • 💬 [Katherine seems cool.]
  • 💬 [So what do you think of Patrick?]

• 👄 Talk to Katherine (location varies)
  • 💬 [What do you think of Stephanie?]
  • 💬 [I think Frank has a crush on you.]

• 👄 Talk to Leah while approaching her from the front (location varies)
  • 💬 [So, what’s your story?]
  • 💬 [I bet you like to work out.]
  • 💬 [Can I get you a drink?]
  • 💬 [How do you know everyone?]
  • 💬 [Seeya around, Leah.]

• 👄 Talk to Brittney (sitting upstairs in the study)
  • 💬 [Hey are you ok? There’s a party going on out there you know.]
  • 💬 [Are you kidding? That top looks great on you!]
• 👄 Talk to Brittney again
  • 💬 [What do you think of Amy?]
  • 💬 [Ciao bella!]

• 👄 Talk to Derek (after Amy stubs her toe)
  • 💬 [What’s Amy’s deal? She’s kinda cute.]
  • 💬 [What can you tell me about Stephanie, the dancing chick?

• 👄 Talk to Madison (location varies)
  • 💬 [What’s Frank’s problem?]

This is part of the Patrick/Rachael story, but let’s do it now so that we don’t have one song on repeat for hours on end.

• 🚶 Go upstairs to the spare room (Ashley’s room)
  • 🖐️ Take the d*ldo (under the pillow on the bunk bed)
• 🚶 Go to the top of the stairs
  • 👉 Select the “Reach for” option on the MP3 player (hanging from the chandelier)
  • 🏆 Achievement: If at First You Don’t Succeed
• 🚶 Go to the top of the stairs
  • 👉 Select the “Throw d*ldo” option on the MP3 player
• 🚶 Go to the bottom of the stairs
  • 🖐️ Take the d*ldo
  • 🖐️ Take the MP3 Player
• 🚶 Go to the family room
  • 💼 Use the MP3 player with the Media Dock (under the TV)
  • 👉 Select Play Full Playlist on the TV (or choose any song, though it will repeat.)
  • 🖐️ Take the remote (under the TV, you can use this to control the music)

• 👄 Talk to Ashley (location varies)
  • 💬 [You’re Madison’s sister? I never would have guessed. You’re way hotter than she is!]
  • 💬 [Ashley! So are you the co-host of this party?]
  • 💬 [Tell me about the guests of the evening, Ashley.]
  • 💬 [Tell me more about your friends.]
  • 💬 [Yeah, me and Derek go way back. He’s a great pal.]

• ⌚ Wait for Madison to approach you after talking to everyone
  • 💬 [I have so, so, so many questions.]
  • 💬 [Who taught you about sky animals?]
  • 💬 [What’s your sky animal?]
  • 💬 [I think I hear Derek calling me. Talk to you later, Madison.]

• 👄 Talk to Ashley again
  • 💬 [There was somebody you forgot to mention. What about Brittney?]
  • 💬 [I’m going to help her realize there’s nothing to worry about.]

• 👄 Talk to Patrick (after the argument with Rachael)
• 👄 Talk to Rachael (after her argument with Patrick)
  • 💬 [It’s cool, but why’d you get all Jerry Springer on him?] (If you saw the fight)

💾 Save your game

Note: Be very careful. Leah will bust you if she sees you picking up any of the alcohol.

• 🚶 Head to the Downstairs bathroom
  • 🖐️ Take the bottle of Natty Lite (on the floor next to the toilet)
• 🚶 Head to the Garage
  • 🖐️ Take the bottle of Natty Lite (on a shelf beside a blue plastic bin)
  • 🖐️ Take the Bathroom Skeleton Key on the storage rack
• 🚶 Head to the Kitchen
  • 🖐️ Take the bottle of Natty Lite (behind the microwave)
• 🚶 Head to the Living Room (the room where Stephanie is dancing)
  • 🖐️ Take the Mysterious Key on the mantle (this locks the master bedroom door)
• 🚶 Head to the Master Bedroom
  • 🖐️ Take the bottle of Natty Lite (on a shelf to the left of the bathroom)
• 🚶 Head to the Upstairs hallway bathroom
  • 🖐️ Take the bottle of Natty Lite (behind the laundry basket, you will need to right click it to move it)
• 🚶 Head to the Study (the room where Brittney is sitting)
  • 🖐️ Take the bottle of Natty Lite (underneath the desk, press [c] to crouch)
• 🚶 Go to laundry room
  • 🚪 Open the closet
  • 🖐️ Take the Chardonnay

02 – Madison, Part 1

💾 Save your game

Since Madison is the host of the party, let’s start with her first.

• 👄 Talk to Madison
  • 💬 [I met your sister, Ashley.]
• 👄 Talk to Ashley
  • 💬 [What’s the deal with you and Madison anyway?]
• 👄 Talk to Madison
  • 💬 [Can you tell me where the bathroom is?]
• Go upstairs to the master bathroom
  • 🖐️ Take the phone off the counter
• 👄 Talk to Ashley
  • 💬 [So about Madison’s sky animal…]
  • 💬 [I don’t think that’s what a furry is.]
  • 💬 [Madison just wants to be unique, you know?]
• 🏃 Follow Madison as she runs upstairs to the master bathroom (wait for her to close the door behind her)
  • 🚪 Knock on the door
  • 🚪 Open the door
• 👄 Talk to Madison
  • 💬 [It wasn’t like that, Madison. We were all just trying to understand you better.]
  • 💬 [Madison, I’m sorry if I’ve upset you, really, but this whole sky animal thing…comes off as a bit silly.]
  • 💬 [That’s fine! But you don’t have to go that far to get people to notice and like you.]
  • 💬 [Just be you. People like real you.]
  • 💬 [That’s what all of us are trying to do. Everybody on the planet is trying to figure their s**t out. It’ll happen..]
  • 🏆 Achievement: Smooth Operator: Madison

💾 Save your game. If you do not need the following achievements, you can skip ahead to the next section.

• 🍺 Beer 1
  • 💼 Give a Natty Lite to Madison (while Frank is not nearby)
• 🍺 Beer 2
  • ⌚ Wait a minute so that you can give Madison another beer
  • 💼 Give a Natty Lite to Madison (while Frank is not nearby)
• 🍺 Beer 3
  • ⌚ Wait a minute so that you can give Madison another beer
  • 💼 Give a Natty Lite to Madison (while Frank is not nearby)
  • 💬 [Eh, at least someone will be having a good time.]
  • 💬 [Deal!]
• 🍺 Beer 4
  • ⌚ Wait a minute so that you can give Madison another beer
  • 💼 Give a Natty Lite to Madison (while Frank is not nearby)
• 🍺 Beer 5
  • ⌚ Wait a minute so that you can give Madison another beer
  • 💼 Give a Natty Lite to Madison (while Frank is not nearby)
• 🍺 Beer 6
  • ⌚ Wait a minute so that you can give Madison another beer
  • 💼 Give a Natty Lite to Madison (while Frank is not nearby)
• 👄 Talk to Madison
• 🏃 Escort Madison around the party (any order)
  • 🚶 Approach Katherine
  • 🚶 Approach Rachel
  • 🚶 Approach Brittney
  • 🚶 Approach Frank
  • 🚶 Approach Ashley (outside at sliding door)
  • 🏆 Achievement: Drunk and Disorderly: Madison

↩️ Load your primary save

03 – Ashley, Part 1

💾 Save your game

There appears to be a rivalry between Madison and her sister Ashley. Let’s stoke that fire and see what happens.

• 💼 Give Madison’s phone to Ashley (while Madison is not nearby)
  • 💬 [Maybe it is. What’s it to you?]
  • 💬 [I’m intrigued. Go on.]
  • 💬 [Count me in. What do you need me to do?]

• 🚶 Go to the master bedroom
  • 🔍 Inspect the gastronomy book on the desk
• 🚶 Go to the Study
  • 🖐️ Take the paper on the desk
• 🚶 Go to the spare room
  • 🖐️ Take the pencil on the desk
• 🚶 Go to the master bedroom
  • 💼 Use the paper on the gastronomy book
  • 💼 Use the pencil on the paper (This will trigger Madison will walk upstairs to her room)
  • 🚪 Enter the closet and close the doors behind you (to prevent Madison from catching you)
  • 👉 Open the safe
  • 🖐️ Take Madison’s diary
• 💼 Give the diary to Ashley (while Madison is not nearby)
• 🚶 Go to the downstairs bathroom and close/lock the door
• 🔍 Inspect Madison’s phone
  • 👉 Select the photos app
• 💼 Select Madison’s Phone in your inventory
  • 👉 Select Calendar
• 💼 Select Madison’s Phone in your inventory again
  • 👉 Select Contacts

• 💼 Give Madison her phone (while Ashley is not nearby)
  • 💬 [So is there a reward for returning your phone? I feel a kiss or something is in order.]
  • 💬 [Hells to the yeah Mads! I’m your guy! How do we get started?]
  • 💬 [Got it!]
• 👉 Click Madison and select the “Throw Beer On” option to spill beer on her (while Ashley is not nearby)
• ⌚ Wait for Ashley to approach you

04 – Katherine, Part 1

💾 Save your game

So now that we cracked Madison’s phone, we can either continue the prank war between Ashley and Madison, or we can focus on this new piece of information; Vickie Vixen’s phone number. Let’s pump the brakes on Ashley and Madison so we can figure out how to get Vickie to the party. (Primarily because Vickie is integrated into their storylines later on, so continuing with the prank now cannot be fully completed anyway.)

• 👄 Talk to Katherine
  • 💬 [I notice you keep looking at your phone. Is everything ok?]
  • 💬 [Who would ever be a d*** to you, ever?]
  • 💬 [I could use a drink. Want me to grab you one?]
• 👄 Talk to Katherine (again)
  • 💬 [What kind of drinks do you like?]
  • 💬 [For being a d**k, that boyfriend sure has you plastered to your phone.]
• 👄 Talk to Derek
  • 💬 [Katherine wants me to get her a drink.]
• 👄 Talk to Frank
  • 💬 [So you’re just gonna sit here and guard the alcohol, huh?]
• 👄 Talk to Katherine
  • 💬 [Frank’s guarding all of the alcohol.]

• 👄 Talk to Frank
  • 💬 [Hey I’ve been chatting it up with Katherine. Want me to put in a good word for you?]
  • 💬 [Sounds like a deal! I’m in!]
• 🚶 Go to the master bedroom
  • 🖐️ Take the camera off the desk (while Derek or Madison are not nearby)
• 🚶 Go to the study
  • 🖐️ Take the SD card on the desk
• 💼 Open your inventory and use the SD card with the Camera
• 👄 Talk to Katherine
  • 💬 [So Frank says I can grab some booze if I get a topless pic of you.]
• 🚶 Go to the garage
  • 🖐️ Take the cell phone jammer on the counter (while Derek or Madison are not nearby)

💾 Save your game.

At this point we can now get some topless photos of Katherine for Frank, but we could also make Frank especially happy if we managed to get fully nude photos for him instead. You can skip ahead to the next section unless you would like to see how taking topless photos of Katherine plays out. There is no achievement associated with this.

Get Katherine to go somewhere more private
• 💼 Turn on the cell phone jammer
• 💼 Turn on the cell phone jammer
• 🚶 Go to Katherine
  • 🏃 Stand next to Katherine and follow her around until she goes somewhere private (like the Art Studio or the side of the back yard)
  • 💼 Turn off the jammer
  • 🚪 Enter the room and close the door

• 👄 Talk to Katherine
  • 💬 [So how about taking that topless pic for me now?]
• 👄 Talk to Katherine again
  • 💬 [How about taking your top off?]
• 👄 Talk to Katherine again
  • 💬 [I don’t think this is what Frank meant when he said “topless”.]
• 👄 Talk to Katherine again
  • 💬 [Let’s try a pose.]
  • 👉 Select any of the poses (do not select the option for her to touch herself)

💾 Save your game to an ALTERNATE save (DO NOT OVERWRITE YOUR MAIN SAVE) You only need to make this alternate save in case you want to revisit this topless Katherine part for later

• 👄 Talk to Katherine again
  • 👉 Select Pose Radial (again, do not select the option for her to touch herself)
• 📷 Open your inventory and select the Take Photo option on the camera (take as many pictures of Katherine in as many poses as you want)

↩️ Load your primary save

05 – Stephanie, Part 1

💾 Save your game

Before we continue with Katherine, let’s talk to Stephanie. Stephanie has an alternate path that requires the rum we need to give to Katherine (untampered with), so let’s do that first.

• 👄 Talk to Derek
  • 💬 [Derek, I’ve got a killer headache bra…buddy. Got any painkillers?]
• 🚶 Go to the master bathroom
  • 🚪 Enter the bathroom and close the door
  • 🖐️ Select the painkillers and then select the option to take one
  • 🖐️ Take the painkillers
• ⌚ Wait for Rachael to approach you
  • 💬 [Oh, I’m just trying to get his booze, that’s all.]
• 👄 Talk to Patrick
  • 💬 [Hey I saw booze under the sofa in the living room.]

💾 Save your game

• 👄 Talk to Madison (while Patrick is not nearby and while he is in the living room, away from Leah)
  • 💬 [Hey I saw Patrick sticking some of your s**t down his pants. I think he’s trying to clep some stuff.]
• 🏃 Follow Madison to the living room
  • 🏃 Watch Madison knock Patrick out
  • 🖐️ Take the Merlot (be VERY careful when you try to pick up the Merlot and make sure Frank/Leah are not nearby/within line of sight. If you keep failing this part, allow Patrick to pick it back up and wait for him to go somewhere more secluded, and then have Madison slap him again in a safer area – we just need Stephanie to see Patrick get slapped the first time.)
• 👄 Talk to Stephanie after Patrick has been knocked out
  • 💬 [I’ll see you around, Stephanie.]
• 💼 Give the painkillers to Patrick after he recovers (while in the living room near Stephanie – if you needed to change locations to pick up the Merlot, send Patrick back to the living room before giving him the painkillers)
• 👄 Talk to Ashley

• 👄 Talk to Stephanie
  • 💬 [What do you do for work, Steph?]
  • 💬 [And you’re a cook, I take it?]
  • 💬 [I think if you like doing it, then all the power to you.]
  • 💬 [I take it you go to school with these folks. What are you studying?]
  • 💬 [Have you considered a medical profession?]

• 👄 Talk to Stephanie again
  • 💬 [So you like helping people, huh?]
  • 💬 [There’s got to be more to it than that.]
  • 💬 [You look like you are having fun.]
  • 💬 [Hmm. I’ll see what I can do. What’s in it for me though?]
  • 💬 [What the f*** is a “Whip-it”?]
  • 💬 [Uh. Ok. That response seemed quite uncharacteristic of you.]
  • 💬 [So…topless waitressing. What’s that like?]
• 🚶 Go to the kitchen
  • 🚪 Open the fridge and take the whipped cream (you may need to move some other items out of the way by right-clicking them.)

• ⌚ Talk to Patrick
  • 💬 [Patrick, I need you to come with me, stat! No time for explanations!]
  • 💬 [Report to the gazebo, double time!]
• 👄 Talk to Frank
  • 💬 [Patrick’s got a bottle of wine! He’s been shoving it down his pants to hide it from you!]

💾 Save your game

• 🚪 Open the liquor cabinet (quickly, and while Frank and Leah are out of sight)
  • 🖐️ Take the rum (Leah will be approaching you very quickly)
  • 🔍 Inspect the Empty Vodka Bottle
  • 👉 Close the liquor cabinet
• ⌚ Wait for Frank to return Frank
• 👄 Talk to Frank
  • 💬 [Hey that Vodka bottle is completely empty. Mind if I take it?]
• 🚪 Open the liquor cabinet
  • 🖐️ Take the Empty Vodka Bottle from the liquor cabinet
  • 👉 Close the liquor cabinet
• 🚶 Go to the kitchen
  • 💼 Use the empty vodka bottle on the sink faucet
• 👄 Talk to Amy
  • 💬 [Why doesn’t Steph seem interested in anything but partying?]

💾 Save your game. If you do not need the following achievements, you can skip ahead to the next section.

• 🚶 Go to the master bedroom and enter the closet
  • 🖐️ Take the Laxatives (in the closet)
• 🚶 Go into the master bathroom and close the door
  • 💼 Use the laxatives with the Rum
  • 💼 Drink the Tampered Rum
  • 🏆 Achievement: Party Pooper

↩️ Load your primary save

• 🚶 Go to the master bedroom closet
  • 🚪 Close the doors
  • 💼 Use the rum with the laxatives on the shelf near the door (while Katherine is not nearby)
• 🔒 Close and lock the downstairs bathroom door
• 💼 Give the Tampered Rum to Katherine (while Frank/Leah is not nearby)
• 👄 Talk to Katherine
• ⌚ Wait for Katherine to get sick
  • 🏃 Follow Katherine outside
• 👄 Talk to Katherine
• 🚶 Go to the living room where Stephanie is dancing
  • ⌚ Wait for Katherine to announce to everyone to get out of the way
  • ⌚ Wait for Frank to bust the bathroom door open
• 👉 Approach Frank and select the “Slap Awake” option
  • 💬 [Good job, buddy.]
• 👄 Talk to Frank again
  • 💬 [So, Lazer Frank, do you think I could get some of that booze?.]
  • 💬 [Thanks dude!]
  • 🏆 Achievement: Do You Smell Blood?
• 👄 Talk to Stephanie
  • 💬 [Katherine’s really sick and she needs your help!]
  • 💬 [What? Why are those your first guesses?]
• 🏃 Follow Stephanie to the bathroom and listen to the conversation

• 🏃 Follow Stephanie upstairs
• 👄 Talk to Stephanie
• 🚶 Go outside and turn right and head to the side of the house
  • 🖐️ Take the Fast Food bag on the ground (near the AC unit)
• 💼 Give the Fast Food Bag to Stephanie and wait for the conversation to end
• 🏃 Follow Stephanie downstairs and listen to the conversation (if she doesn’t head down on her own, just talk to her again)
• 🚶 Go upstairs to the master bathroom
  • 🖐️ Take the Gut Grip (on the floor beside the toilet)
• 🚶 Go to the Art Studio and open the door
• 👄 Approach Stephanie
  • 💬 [Okay. Here you go.]
  • 💬 [What are you doing up here?]
  • 💬 [You’re being weird.]
• 🚪 Leave the room and close the door
• ⌚ Wait for her to start huffing paint (If this doesn’t trigger, open the door and take the bag from her.)
  • 🚪 Kick open the door and enter the room
  • 💬 [What the hell are you doing?]
  • 💬 [Stephanie! Stop this!]
• 👂 Listen to the conversation between Stephanie and Katherine
• 👄 Talk to Stephanie
  • 💬 [Right d*** now.]
  • 🏆 Achievement: Stephanie
• 🚶 Go upstairs to the master bedroom
  • 🚪 When it is clear and Stephanie is inside, close and lock the door

💾 Save your game to an ALTERNATE SAVE

• 👄 Talk to Stephanie
  • 💬 [This is the spot. What’s lesson 1?]
• 😏 Receive a BJ from Stephanie, and select other options to have sex with her

↩️ Load your primary save

06 – Stephanie, Part 2

💾 Save your game

Before we return to Katherine, we should talk to Stephanie a bit more. She looks like she could be partying even harder.

• 👄 Talk to Stephanie
  • 💬 [Those are some pretty sweet dance moves you’ve got there!]
• 💼 Attempt to give the Whipped Cream to Stephanie
• 💼 Give the Whipped Cream to Stephanie
• 👄 Talk to Stephanie
  • 💬 [Man, you are tearing it up on that dance floor!]
  • 💬 [So what do you say you liven up this party even more and dance topless?]
• 💼 Give the Merlot to Stephanie (while Frank/Leah are not nearby)
• 💼 Give the Chardonnay to Stephanie (while Frank/Leah are not nearby) – Note: If you are using a save file of mine from before this section, I forgot to grab this. Go get it from the laundry room.
• 👄 Talk to Stephanie
  • 💬 [So what do you say you liven up this party even more and dance topless?]
• 👉 Tamper with the thermostat near the garage door
• 👄 Talk to Stephanie
  • 💬 [So what do you say you liven up this party even more and dance topless?]

💾 Save your game. If you do not need the following achievements, you can skip ahead to the next section.

• 🍺 Beer 1
  • 💼 Give a Natty Lite to Stephanie (while Frank is not nearby)
  • 💬 [You wanna talk about it?]
• 🍺 Beer 2
  • ⌚ Wait a minute so that you can give Stephanie another beer
  • 💼 Give a Natty Lite to Stephanie (while Frank is not nearby)
  • 💬 [Tell me the worst part of working at Chubbies.]
• 🍺 Beer 3
  • ⌚ Wait a minute so that you can give Stephanie another beer
  • 💼 Give a Natty Lite to Stephanie (while Frank is not nearby)
• 🍺 Beer 4
  • ⌚ Wait a minute so that you can give Stephanie another beer
  • 💼 Give a Natty Lite to Stephanie (while Frank is not nearby)
  • 💬 [You should quit.]
• ⌚ Wait for Stephanie to steal Katherine’s phone and call her manager
• 🏃 Follow Stephanie to the hot tub
• ⌚ Wait for Katherine to get her phone back
  • 🏆 Achievement: Drunk and Disorderly: Stephanie
• ⌚ Wait for Stephanie to get up
• 👄 Talk to Stephanie
  • 💬 [Steph, you knocked out your front teeth!]

↩️ Load your primary save

07 – Brittney, Part 1

💾 Save your game

Now that we got Stephanie dancing naked downstairs, maybe we can finally coax Brittney out of her room and score more points with Ashley.

• 👄 Talk to Brittney
  • 💬 [Oh look. Here you are all by yourself again.]
• 👄 Talk to Madison
  • 💬 [Brittney won’t come out of the study.]
• 👄 Talk to Brittney
  • 💬 [I got Stephanie to dance topless downstairs!]
• 🏃 Follow Brittney to the living room
• ⌚ Wait for Ashley to approach you about Brittney

08 – Katherine, Part 2

💾 Save your game

Ok let’s get back on track and continue getting to know Katherine.

• 💼 Give the rum to Katherine (while Frank is not nearby)
• 👄 Talk to Katherine
  • 💬 [So how can I ensure a 100 percent chance of getting in your pants?]
  • 💬 [Hmm. Humiliate myself, or turn down sex? I guess I have no choice. I’ll do it!]
• 🍆 Expose yourself [p] and get a reaction from everyone at the party
• 👄 Talk to Katherine
  • 💬 [I did it! I flashed every single person here!]

• 👄 Talk to Katherine
  • 💬 [So hey, wanna go somewhere more private?]
• 🚶 Go to the kitchen
  • 🖐️ Open the fridge and take the cucumber
• 🚶 Go the master bedroom
  • 🔒 Close and lock the door (when the room is empty except for you and Katherine)
• 👄 Talk to Katherine while she is on the bed
• 💼 Attempt to give the d*ldo to Katherine
• 💼 Give the cucumber to Katherine
• 💼 Give the bottled water to Katherine
  • 🚶 Enter the bathroom and approach the tub. Turn around and Katherine should be naked.
  • 💼 Open your inventory and select the Take Photo option on the camera
  • 📷 Take a photo of Katherine while she lies naked on the bed
• 👄 Talk to Katherine while she is naked on the bed
• 🚶 Exit the master bedroom
  • 🔒 Close and lock the door to the master bedroom
• 🚶 Go to the family room
  • 💼 Give the camera to Frank
  • 🏆 Achievement: Beyond the Call of Dude-y
• 🖐️ Take the Cabernet from the liquor cabinet (you don’t have to do this now, but Frank gave us a free pass, so…)
• 🚶 Return to the master bedroom door
  • 🚪 Click the door and select the “Listen…” option
  • 🍆 Remove all of your clothes

💾 Save your game to an alternate save (trust me)

• 🚪 Click the master bedroom door and select the “Open…” option
  • 🏆 Achievement: Katherine
• 👖 Put your clothes back on

09 – Game Grumps, Part 1

💾 Save your game

Alright we hooked up with Katherine! Maybe now she will tell us more about her d*****bag boyfriend, and more importantly, get the Game Grumps to arrive!

• 👄 Talk to Katherine
  • 💬 [For being a d**k, that boyfriend sure has you plastered to your phone.]
  • 💬 [Alright, here’s to a spandex-free future! *Take a swig of the rum*]
• 👄 Talk to Katherine again
• ⌚ Wait for Katherine to get a little more drunk (the rum will disappear from her hand)
• 👄 Talk to Katherine
• 🔓 Unlock the master bedroom door
• 💼 Give the Cell Phone Jammer to Katherine
  • 💬 [Woah, woah, woah! What’s the plan here?]
  • 💬 [I’mma jam them up so hard for you Katherine. So hard.] (If you choose the other option, Katherine will slap you around a bit, but it will achieve the same result.)
• 🚶 Follow Katherine to the Study and listen to her

• 🏃 Head outside and turn on the Cell Phone Jammer
  • ⌚ Wait for hot air balloon to approach the house and for Dan and Arin to jump out (stand near the Hot Tub and avoid going to the corners of the back yard, otherwise you may fail this part of the opportunity)
  • 💼 Turn off the Cell Phone Jammer
• 🚶 Approach Dan and Arin and talk to them
  • 💬 [I guess I’ll see what I can do.]
• ⌚ Wait for Katherine to finish talking to Dan and Arin
• 👄 Talk to Arin
  • 💬 [So…which of the Grumps are you?]
• 👄 Talk to Dan
  • 💬 [So…which of the Grumps are you?]
• 👄 Talk to Dan and/or Arin
  • 💬 [Wouldn’t it be easier if you just kick back and stay here tonight?]
• 🖐️ Pick up the Starbomb Box (on the ground to the right of the hot tub)

The game will now periodically tell you that Dan and Arin are up to something. It is a reminder to keep tabs on them as you may see something funny happen; though it’s simply a reminder and not a guarantee of an interaction happening at that very moment. Just be sure to stumble upon their shenanigans once in a while since the achievement 🏆 “IRL Let’s Player” is associated with this. They will also accept certain items and do something funny with it. (Try giving Arin the d**do.) Oh and if Arin gets transfixed on the painting in the living room, you will need to punch him to snap him out of it.

💾 Save your game. If you do not need the following achievements, you can skip ahead to the next section.

• 🍺 Beer 1
  • 💼 Give a Natty Lite to Arin (while Frank/Leah are not nearby)
• 🍺 Beer 2
  • ⌚ Wait a minute so that you can give Arin another beer
  • 💼 Give a Natty Lite to Arin (while Frank/Leah are not nearby)
• 🍺 Beer 3
  • ⌚ Wait a minute so that you can give Arin another beer
  • 💼 Give a Natty Lite to Arin (while Frank/Leah are not nearby)
  • ⌚ Wait a minute for Arin to get Drunk and annoy Frank

💾 Save your game to an ALTERNATE SAVE if you want to see a funny interaction between Arin and Frank

• 👄 Talk to Arin
  • 💬 [Ya know, I overheard him saying he’s the party boy. Not you. He’s the one with the fun!]
  • ⌚ Watch Frank as he gives Arin a beat down

↩️ Load your ALTERNATE SAVE

• 👄 Talk to Arin
  • 💬 [Take it easy! Frank’s just keeping everyone sober. …By guarding the booze cabinet like it’s his hot cousin.]
  • 🏃 Follow Dan and Arin as they confront Frank
• 🏃 Follow Arin and Frank upstairs
  • 🚪 Open the door to the laundry room
• 🏃 Follow Arin and Frank back downstairs
  • 🏆 Achievement: D-Club Certified

• 💼 Give the Starbomb Box to Dan or Arin
• 🏃 Follow Dan and Arin to the jacuzzi and approach them
  • 💼 Throw three Starbombs into the water
• 🏃 Follow Dan and Arin to the fire pit and sit down
• 👄 Talk to Dan or Arin
  • 💼 Throw a starbomb into the fire pit
  • ⌚ Watch as Dan and Arin discover the special properties of their starbombs
• 🚶 Approach Dan and Arin once they mount their noble steeds
  • 🏆 Achievement: Do Not Burn

↩️ Load your primary save

10 – Game Grumps, Part 2

💾 Save your game

When Dan and Arin arrived, there was a mysterious voice calling out to us. Let’s go investigate that.

• 🚶 Go to the art studio
  • 🖐️ Take the broom (in the closet)
• 🚶 Go outside to the gazebo
  • 👉 Use the broom on the closed briefcase (on top of the gazebo – DO NOT select the option to throw the d**do)
• 💼 Open your inventory and tap the closed briefcase
  • 💬 [How do I open you?]
• 👄 Talk to Arin
  • 💬 [Could one of you strong boys break this briefcase open?]
• 🖐️ Take the open briefcase

• 💼 Open your inventory and select the “Poke boob” option on the open briefcase
  • 💬 [We didn’t know a talking box would be caught up in all of that. Hard to see that one coming.]
• 💼 Open your inventory and select the “Poke boob” option again on the open briefcase
  • 💬 [Commands!]
  • 💬 [Business!]
  • 💬 [*List all Donghauser Industries Businesses and their subsidiaries*]
  • 💬 [*Next entry*]
  • 💬 [*Next entry*]
  • 💬 [*Next entry*]
  • 💬 [How do I update you to value human life more than a f****** flower?]
  • 🏆 Achievement: I’ll Be Back

• 💼 Give the open briefcase to Dan
• 👄 Talk to Dan or Arin
  • 💬 [What if I were to tell you…there is a reality beyond this one. A virtual world.]
  • 💬 [Hold onto this. *Give Compubrah to the Grumps*]
• 🖐️ Take the briefcase
• 🚶Head to the study
  • 🖐️ Take the USB stick from on top of the safe in the closet
• 🚶Find Dan and Arin and stand beside them
  • 💼 Use the USB stick with the open briefcase
• 👄 Talk to Katherine
  • 💬 [Katherine, I need the signal jammer back.]
• 👄 Talk to Frank
  • 💬 [Hey uh, my dude. Think I could get that camera back? I promise I’ll bring it back later tonight!]

11 – Rachael, Part 1

💾 Save your game

Well crap. We need the camera back from Frank but he won’t give it up. Maybe there is a way to get him to trust us.

• 👄 Talk to Rachael
  • 💬 [So what’s up? Are you enjoying yourself at the party?]
  • 💬 [Let me talk to him. I can figure this misunderstanding out.]
• 👄 Talk to Frank
  • 💬 [Come on Frank. Stealing from girls? This has gone way too far!]
  • 💬 [I could check it for you.]
• 💼 Give Frank a bottle of Natty Lite
• 👄 Talk to Frank
  • 💬 [So how about letting me sniff that thermos for you now? I promise I’ll be a fair judge.]
• 🚶 Go to the liquor cabinet
  • 🚪 Open the cabinet
  • 👃 Smell the thermos (don’t pick it up, just select the “Smell” option)
• 👄 Talk to Frank
  • 💬 [Hey so I gave that thermos a good sniff.]
  • 💬 [It’s clean. It’s filled with water. She has a really rare medical condition called “thirst”.]
• 🚶 Go to the liquor cabinet
  • 🖐️ Take the thermos
• 💼 Give the thermos to Rachael (while Frank or Leah are not nearby)
  • 💬 [Frank doesn’t scare me. Have you seen my biceps?]
• 👄 Talk to Rachael
  • 💬 [You look a little nervous. Is something wrong?]
  • 💬 [Trust me, I’ve heard it all. You can confide in me.]
  • 💬 [Well, that sounds awesome. Your friend seems really cool.]
• 👄 Talk to Rachael again
  • 💬 [Hey do you think I could get your phone number so we can chat sometime?]

12 – Vickie, Part 1

💾 Save your game

It looks like we just managed to score Rachael’s number. Before we finish helping the Game Grumps out, let’s make a little more progress on getting Vickie to this party.

• 👄 Talk to Katherine
  • 💬 [Do you know anything about hacking phones?]
  • 💬 [Let’s say I wanted to spoof a text message. How would I hypothetically go about that?]
• 👄 Talk to Patrick
  • 💬 [About that favor you owe me. Can I use your cell phone for a minute?]

• 👄 Talk to Brittney
  • 💬 [Hey Patrick’s looking for his phone. You haven’t seen it, have you?]
• 👄 Talk to Patrick
  • 💬 [Looks like you left your phone with Brittney, but she won’t give it to me.]
• ⌚ Wait for Patrick to attempt to retrieve his phone
  • 👂 Listen to the conversation between Patrick and Brittney
  • ⌚ Wait for Patrick to return to you

• 🚶 Go to the family room
  • 🖐️ Take the coffee under the lamp on the end table
• 🚶 Go to the kitchen
  • 🔍 Open the pantry
  • 📥 Pick up the kettle and move it onto the stove
  • 💼 Use the coffee with the kettle
• 👉 Turn the stove on
  • 👉 When the kettle is done, turn off the stove
  • 💼 Use the empty cup with the kettle
• 💼 Give the hot coffee to Patrick (he will refuse it)
• 👄 Talk to Patrick (while Frank/Leah are not nearby)
  • 💬 [I guess I’ll just give this Irish coffee to somebody else then?]
• 💼 Give the hot coffee to Patrick (again)
• ⌚ Wait for Patrick to sober up (he will return to you once he is sober)

• 👄 Talk to Patrick
  • 💬 [Hey since you’re sober, do you think you can get your phone back from Brittney now?]
• 👂 Listen to the conversation between Patrick and Brittney
• 🚶 Approach Patrick to get his phone from him

13 – Game Grumps, Part 3

💾 Save your game

Ok so back to the Game Grumps. We managed to get on Frank’s good side, so now let’s see if we can help them get out of here. Before proceeding, be sure you saw enough of their interactions to get the 🏆 “IRL Let’s Player” achievement.

Also…you don’t actually have to get rid of the Game Grumps now. You can return to this section later if you want, though if you skip this for now, still be sure to talk to Frank to get the camera back from him.

Oh and one last thing. There is one more small interaction with Dan and Arin before we help them leave for real. You can skip ahead to getting the picture with Katherine if you want.

• 💼 Attempt to give Patrick’s phone to Dan
• 💼 Attempt to give Patrick’s phone to Dan again
• 🏃 Follow Dan and Arin as they leave the party

↩️ Load your primary save

• 👄 Talk to Frank
  • 💬 [Hey uh, my dude. Think I could get that camera back? I promise I’ll bring it back later tonight!]
• 👄 Talk to Dan or Arin
  • 💬 [I need a picture of you guys. With Katherine.]
• 👄 Talk to Katherine
  • 💬 [Ok Katherine, the Grumps are ready for you!]
• 🚶Head outside to Dan and Arin
  • ⌚ Wait for Katherine to approach them
  • 📷 Use the camera to take a photo of Katherine and the Game Grumps

• 🚶Remain outside with Dan and Arin
  • 💼 Turn off the cell phone jammer
  • 👂 Continue the conversation with Compubrah and the Grumps until they jump into the briefcase
  • 🖐️ Take the open briefcase
  • 🏆 Achievement: I Know Grump-Fu
• 💼 Open your inventory and select the “Poke boob” option on the open briefcase
  • 💬 [*Continue to Compubrah interface*]
  • 💬 [Party!]
  • 💬 [Engage VR Mode]
  • 💬 [*Log Off*]

14 – Lety, Part 1

💾 Save your game

Before we enlist Patrick to help us fully unlock Compubrah, let’s invite Lety to the party. We still need Patrick to be indifferent to us in order to get an achievement.

• 🚶 Head to the Study
  • 👉 Inspect the laptop and then invite Lety from it
• ⌚ Wait for Lety to arrive (She will enter through the front door after a few minutes)
• 👄 Talk to Lety
• 👄 Talk to Lety again
  • 💬 [The people wanna know…who is Lety? Tell us everything.]
  • 💬 [Tell me about these…er, tutoring materials.]
  • 💬 [The talking fish.]
  • 💬 [The hot peppers.]
  • 💬 [The scorpion booze.]
  • 💬 [These are ridiculous tutoring materials. Why didn’t you just bring flash cards?]
• ⌚ Wait for Lety to walk away

• ⌚ Wait for Ashley to approach you
• ⌚ Wait for Lety to follow Leah outside
  • 👂 Stand next to Leah and Lety and listen to the first part of the Leah’s business opportunity

💾 Save your game. If you do not need the following achievement, you can skip ahead to the next part in this section.

• 🏃 Quickly go stand right in front of the hot tub
  • 👉 Select the “Throw One” option on the Wizbanger Poppers (in your inventory)
  • 🏆 Achievement: Simple Geometry
  • 📺 YouTube Link: [link]

↩️ Load your primary save

• 👋 (Resume here if you skipped the previous part) While standing close to Leah, throw a popper on the ground near her
  • 👉 Select the “Throw One” option on the Wizbanger Poppers (in your inventory)
• 🏃 Quickly run away from Leah until she gives up chasing you (If she catches you it’s game over)
• 👄 Talk to Lety

💾 Save your game. If you do not need the following achievement, you can skip ahead to the next section.

• 👄 Talk to Lety again once she is comfy being here
  • 💬 [You’re not just gonna let me loose without some kind of clue, right? You could at least give me a juice box or something…]
• 👄 Talk to Lety again
  • 💬 [You know how I’m an idiot, right? Well I’m gonna need you to repeat what you need from me.]
  • 💬 [Yeah it’s Ashley’s sister Madison!]
  • 💬 [The Scorpion Booze!]
• 👄 Wait for Lety to meet Madison in the garage
  • ⌚ Finish the conversation with Madison
• ⌚ Wait for Madison to leave

• 👄 Talk to Lety once she is ready
• 👄 Talk to Derek
  • 💬 [You and Madison? Anything ever happen there?]
• 👄 Talk to Lety
  • 💬 [Derek and Madison, I’m picking up some vibes…f***in’ vices, to be exact.]
• ⌚ Wait for Lety to approach Derek
• 👂 Listen to the first part about Lety wanting to grope Derek
• 👋 Grope Derek’s chest (hold down the right mouse button)
• ⌚ Wait for Patrick to approach you
• 🚶 Approach Derek

• ⌚ Wait for Lety to approach you
  • 💬 [I bet she’ll love Sancho!]
• ⌚ Wait for Lety to approach Brittney and follow them upstairs
• ⌚ Listen to the conversation between Lety and Brittney
• 🏆 Achievement: La Coochadora

↩️ Load your primary save

15 – Lety, Part 2

💾 Save your game

Let’s introduce Lety to some of the other guests at the party to make her feel more welcome.

• 👄 Talk to Lety again once she is comfy being here
  • 💬 [You’re not just gonna let me loose without some kind of clue, right? You could at least give me a juice box or something…]
• 👄 Talk to Lety again
  • 💬 [You know how I’m an idiot, right? Well I’m gonna need you to repeat what you need from me.]
  • 💬 [Yeah it’s Ashley’s sister Madison!]
  • 💬 [The S***-Talking Fish!]
• 👄 Wait for Lety to meet Madison in the garage
  • ⌚ Finish the conversation with Madison
• ⌚ Wait for Lety and Madison to bond

• 👄 Talk to Derek
  • 💬 [You and Madison? Anything ever happen there?]
• 👄 Talk to Lety once she is ready
  • 💬 [There’s definitely something up with Madison and Derek…word is their nipples are exceptionally hard when they’re near each other.]
• ⌚ Wait for Lety to approach Derek
  • 👂 Listen to the first part about Lety wanting to grope Derek
  • 👋 Grope Lety’s breast or butt (hold down the right mouse button)
• ⌚ Wait for Patrick to approach you
• ⌚ Wait for Lety and Derek to bond

• ⌚ Wait for Lety to approach you
  • 💬 [Definitely the chili peppers!]
• 🏃 Follow Lety upstairs to the study
  • ⌚ Wait for Brittney to join you and Lety upstairs
  • ⌚ Listen to the conversation between Lety and Brittney
• 👄 Talk to Brittney/Lety
  • 😏 Hook up with Brittney/Lety by selecting the various conversation options
  • 👂 Listen to the conversation when Patrick interrupts you and Lety

🤖 An incomplete version of Lety has been added to Compubrah

• 🖐️ The Chili Peppers should automatically be added to your inventory, but if not, pick them up off the ground
• 👋 Stand behind Patrick and grope his butt (it may take a few tries if you struggle finding the right spot to right-click/hold)
  • 💼 Select the Mama Chupacabra’s
  • 🏆 Achievement: The Elder Brahs

16 – Patrick, Part 1

💾 Save your game

It seems there is still a part of Compubrah that we are locked out from, and we may want that part unlocked before we continue our sexual escapades with all these guests. (Stay strong Lety, we will be back.) Considering we just totally c**k-blocked Patrick (and much more importantly, him being the key to unlocking Compubrah’s full potential), let’s see if we can become best brahs with him.

• 👄 Talk to Patrick
  • 💬 [So I ran into Rachael and something interesting came up…]
  • 💬 [I’m pretty positive she hates the s*** out of you.]
• 👄 Talk to Patrick again
  • 💬 [So maybe it’s time to tell me what’s up with you and Rachael?]
  • 💬 [I’ve got nothing but time, friend.]
  • 💬 [Off to a strong start Pat. Continue…]
  • 💬 [Wow. Tubes. What a brah indeed.]
  • 💬 [Uh huh, go on…]
  • 💬 [What did the-]
  • 💬 [-Wow, okay. You really know your audience. Continue…]
  • 💬 [Not surprised, for multiple reasons. Truly amazing, Patrick.]
  • 💬 [So did you ever learn to um…read, and other basic stuff?]
  • 💬 [It means to bribe them.]
  • 💬 [Alright, I guess.]
  • 🏆 Achievement: The Brahdyssey
• 👄 Talk to Patrick again
  • 💬 [So why’s your site called “Neighborhood Watch”?]
  • 💬 [So…You invited a stranger from a bus stop to the party?]
  • 💬 [… Why?]

• 👄 Talk to Rachael
  • 💬 [Hey, any other ideas on how to make this party less lame-a**?]
  • 💬 [Erm yeah that’s basically what’s happening here.]
  • 💬 [To be honest, I don’t care about any of this.]
  • 💬 [Fine, let’s hear your pitch.]
  • 💬 [What’ll I get if I help you instead of Patrick?]
  • 💬 [Uh, actually, one more thing…]
  • 💬 [You’ve got a death mix in that thermos?! What’s that?]
  • 💬 [That sounds delicious actually, especially the uh…anti-roofie bit? One more thing though…]
  • 💬 [Alright I’ll think on it. And I’ll hold onto that thermos…for now.]
• 🚶 Go to the study
  • 👉 Open the right desk drawer
  • 🖐️ Take the flask
• 💼 Open your inventory
  • 💼 Use the flask with the thermos

• 👄 Talk to Patrick
  • 💬 [I’ve got some new intel. Rachael’s a huge tree hugger, dude.]
  • 💬 [I think I need to ask around about this…]
  • 💬 [Alright, well can I have a bottle of vape juice as a lead?]
• 🚶 Approach Brittney
  • 💼 Take a blaze off the vape pen and blow the smoke in Brittney’s face
• 🚶 Approach Derek
  • 💼 Take a blaze off the vape pen and blow the smoke in Derek’s face
• 👉 Put the Vape away
• 🚶 Go to the kitchen
  • 👉 Rummage through the trash can
  • 🔍 Inspect the Money Makers Monthly magazine that was added to your inventory
  • 👉 Peruse the Money Makers Monthly magazine
• 👄 Talk to Patrick
  • 💬 [Pat, you won that award because you literally saved an entire village]

17 – Patrick, Part 2

💾 Save your game. If you do not need the achievement, you can skip ahead to the next section.

So it seems Patrick may not be so bad after all. But we made a deal with Rachael, so f**k him.

• 💼 Give the thermos to Patrick (when Frank/Leah are not around)
• 👄 Talk to Rachael
  • 🏃 Follow Rachael outside to the fire pit and approach Patrick
• 🔍 Inspect the C*** Keyring (attached to Patrick’s exposed junk)

Choose one of the following:

• Option 1 (You give Patrick a BJ)
  • 💬 [Alright, what do you need me to do?]
  • 💬 [Alright…phew…okay! Here we go!]
  • 😏 Wait for Patrick to finish

• Option 2 (Rachael gives Patrick a BJ)
  • 💬 [Why don’t you help him out?!]
  • 💬 [You have to keep going! You’re doing so good!]
  • 😏 Wait for Patrick to finish

• 🖐️ Take the C*** Keyring
• 💼 Give the C*** Keyring to Rachael
• 👉 Select the “Use with” option on the Open Briefcase and select the C*** Keyring
• 💼 Give the Open Briefcase to Rachael
  • 💬 [You said I’d get whatever was in this case as a prize for helping.]
  • 🏆 Achievement: Benedict Brahrnold

💾 Save your game to an alternate save.

• 💼 Open your inventory and select the “Use VR” option on the open briefcase
  • 💬 [Oh I’m definitely ready…]
  • 💬 [*Select Rachael*]
  • 🍆 Remove all of your clothes
  • 😏 Have sex with Rachael

↩️ Load your primary save

18 – Patrick, Part 3

💾 Save your game

Ok ok, we should help Patrick out. Considering everything we are putting him through tonight, becoming buds with him isn’t the worst thing we’ll be doing tonight.

• 👄 Talk to Rachael
  • 💬 [You may want to have a look at this… *Give Magazine*]
• 👄 Talk to Patrick
  • 💬 [Ok, I showed Rachael the magazine but she wasn’t really sure how to take it…]
  • 💬 [Don’t give up man! Do you realize how much genuine good your other businesses do across the world?]
• 🚶 Follow Patrick to the gazebo
  • 💬 [Nice! That’s a good looking f***pole.]
  • 💬 [No wining, no dining. I don’t know Patrick…what’re you getting at?]
  • 💬 [I get it, but there’s gotta be another way.]
  • 💬 [Um…avoid Frank then? I’ll be back before you can spell “masochism”. Seriously though, not sure if you can.]

Choose one of the following: (I suggest #3)

• Option 1 (Patrick jerks off)
  • 👄 Talk to Patrick
    • 💬 [Uh hey so what’s the boner situation again?]
    • 💬 [Couldn’t you jerk yourself off?]
    • 💬 [Alright alright…let’s do this thing.]
    • 💬 [I sure am, you grubby, disgusting f***-hole!]
    • 💬 [Your d*** is the smallest d*** I’ve ever seen!]
    • 💬 [The only reason you’re at this party is because your sexy cousins had to invite your b*** a**.]
    • 💬 [You’ll never know the love of another person because you’re a parasitic piece of f***!]
    • 💬 [You’re, umm…]
    • 💬 [S*** I can’t think of any more!]
    • 💬 [You’re the reason we can’t be on Twitch.]
  • 😏 Wait for Patrick to finish
  • 👉 Select the “Use with” option on the Open Briefcase and select the C*** Keyring

• Option 2 (You give Patrick a BJ)
  • 👄 Talk to Patrick
    • 💬 [Uh hey so what’s the boner situation again?]
    • 💬 [Are you seriously asking me to suck you off?]
    • 💬 [Yeah, I’m game. Gimme that d***.]
  • 😏 Wait for Patrick to finish
  • 👉 Select the “Use with” option on the Open Briefcase and select the C*** Keyring

• Option 3 (Patrick zaps his b*ner into oblivion)
  • 👄 Talk to Derek
    • 💬 [Derek, I need to utterly and completely deflate a p****. Don’t question that wording. Just help me!]
  • 👄 Talk to Katherine
    • 💬 [Kat, you seem like you’d be good at deflating b*****. Have any tips?]
  • 🔍 Inspect the Bug Zapper at the gazebo
  • 👄 Talk to Patrick
    • 💬 [Patrick, I found a way. We’ll shock that b**** right out of you.]
    • 💬 [Check out that bad boy! *Point to bug zapper*]
  • 🚶 Approach Patrick when is is standing next to the bug zapper (you will get zapped)
  • 👄 Talk to Rachael after you wake up
    • 💬 [Hey there. Remember how you hated Patrick? Well, he might be dead now…tada!]
  • ⌚ Wait for Rachael to approach Patrick and listen to the conversation

📝 Resume from here after completing one of the options above:

• 👄 Talk to Patrick
  • 🏆 Achievement: A Striking Resemblance

🤖 Patrick has been added to Compubrah

19 – Compubrah VR , Part 1

💾 Save your game

Compubrah is finally fully unlocked! Apparently Compubrah has the ability to scan some of the guests that we get intimate with, and it appears that we already have a small collection going on. Let’s check out who we’ve got so far.

• 💼 Open your inventory and select the “Use VR” option on the open briefcase
  • 💬 [Oh I’m definitely ready…]
  • 💬 [*Select Patrick*]
  • 💬 [Cool story. On the bed, brah.]
  • 🍆 Remove all of your clothes
• 👄 Talk to Patrick
  • 😏 Choose any of the options and have sex with Patrick

• ⌚ Wait until you are ready to have sex again (press “p” to see the indicator)
• 💼 Open your inventory and select the “Use VR” option on the open briefcase
  • 💬 [*Select Patrick*]
  • 💬 [Uh, wait…I mean I helped you IRL but this isn’t my thing. Didn’t Rachael get scanned tonight?]

🤖 An incomplete version of Rachael has been added to Compubrah

• 😏 Press “p” to receive a BJ from Rachael
• 👖 Press “p” to put your p***s away (if it is still out)

• ⌚ Wait until you are ready to have sex again (press “p” to see the indicator)
• 💼 Open your inventory and select the “Use VR” option on the open briefcase
  • 💬 [*Select Lety*]
• 😏 Press “p” to receive a BJ from Lety
• 👖 Press “p” to put your p***s away (if it is still out)
• ⌚ Wait until you are ready to have sex again

20 – Lety, Part 3

💾 Save your game

Now that we have Compubrah fully unlocked, let’s finish up hooking up with Lety.

• 👄 Talk to Lety
  • 💬 [Yeah, remember the host of the party? Her room’s free!]
• 🚶 Follow Lety to Madison’s room
  • 🚪 Close and lock the door when the room is empty
• 👄 Talk to Lety when she is on the bed
• 🍆 Remove your clothes
• 😏 Have sex with Lety
  • 🏆 Achievement: Te Amo Lety

🤖 Lety has been upgraded in Compubrah

• 👖 Put on your clothes
• 🔓 Unlock the bedroom door
• ⌚ Wait until Lety interacts with Rachael
  • 👂 Listen to the conversation between Lety and Rachael

💾 Save your game. If you do not need the achievements, you can skip ahead to the next part in this section. Just know that this is by far the best sexual encounter in the game.

• 👂 Resume the conversation with Lety and Rachael
  • 💬 [You have only one choice. This party must be destroyed! You have my axe…p****. Axe-p****.]
• 🍿 Follow Lety and Rachael around the party
• ⌚ Wait for Lety and Rachael to finish everyone off (I believe Stephanie is the last one they knock out)
• 😏 Enjoy your threesome with Lety and Rachael
  • 🏆 Achievement: Derezzed

↩️ Load your primary save

Stop Lety from ruining the party
• 👂 Resume the conversation with Lety and Rachael
  • 💬 [Lety if you go along with this nonsense, everything you did tonight to make this your first awesome party…gone.]

21 – Rachael, Part 2

💾 Save your game. If you do not need the following achievement, or don’t want to see a steamy sex scene with Rachael, you can skip ahead to the next section.

So remember how we have Patrick’s phone? Well with the help of Katherine we can do some text spoofing. But what if we completely abandoned inviting Vickie and just messed with Rachael instead? What if…

• 💼 Give Patrick’s phone to Katherine
• 🏃 Follow Katherine upstairs to the study

• 👄 Talk to Katherine (while Rachael is not nearby)
  • 💬 [Can you send a spoofed text message for me?]
  • 💬 [Send it to Rachael. 555-4242.]
  • 💬 [Send it from Vickie Vixen. Her number is 555-6969]
  • 💬 [Dare you to tell the cutest guy at the party you had a wet dream about him last night.]
• ⌚ Wait for Rachael to approach you

• 👄 Talk to Katherine (while Rachael is not nearby)
  • 💬 [Can you send a spoofed text message for me?]
  • 💬 [Dare you to say it’s hot and change into your bikini top.]
• ⌚ Wait for Rachael to change

• 👄 Talk to Katherine (she will tell you that the WIFI is down)
• 👉Open the closet in the study
  • 👉Turn the router off (it’s on the shelf)
  • 👉Turn the router on
  • ⌚ Wait for Katherine to confirm the internet is back up
• 👄 Talk to Katherine (while Rachael is not nearby)
  • 💬 [Can you send a spoofed text message for me?]
  • 💬 [Dare you to lose your pants for the rest of the party.]
• ⌚ Wait for Rachael to change

• 👄 Talk to Katherine
  • 💬 [Can you send a spoofed text message for me?]
  • 💬 [Dare you to flash your t*** to the cutest guy at the party.]
• ⌚ Wait for Rachael to approach you
  • 💬 [Sure thing!]
• 🏃 Follow Rachael outside
  • ⌚ Wait for Rachael to ask if it is ok for her to flash you
  • 💬 [Wait, how does your friend know me?]
  • ⌚ Wait for Rachael to flash you and talk to you again

• 👄 Talk to Katherine
  • 💬 [Can you send a spoofed text message for me?]
  • 💬 [Dare you to get completely naked for the cutest guy at the party for 30 seconds.]
• ⌚ Wait for Rachael to get the text and then approach you
  • 💬 [Sure thing!]
• 🏃Follow Rachael outside
  • 💬 [Well I mean, if it’ll help you win your bet. I suppose I can do that for you…]
  • ⌚ Wait for Rachael to get naked and talk to you again

• 👄 Talk to Katherine (while Rachael is not nearby)
  • 💬 [Can you send a spoofed text message for me?]
  • 💬 [Dare you to find somewhere private, then strip naked and masturbate]
• ⌚ Wait for Rachael to get the text
• 🚶 Go to the backyard
  • 🧗 Climb the gutter
  • ⌚ Stand outside the window to the art studio
  • ⌚ Wait for Rachael to enter the room
  • 👋 To go full creep, expose yourself and then masturbate [1] (put your p**** away after you finish)
  • ⌚ Wait for Rachael to finish and leave the room

• 👄 Talk to Katherine (while Rachael is not nearby)
  • 💬 [Can you send a spoofed text message for me?]
  • 💬 [Dare you to f*** the cutest guy at the party.]
• ⌚ Wait for Rachael to approach you
  • 💬 [*Ahem* Listen, about all those texts, there’s something I need to tell you…]
  • 💬 [I guess honesty really is the best…uh, please. Yes please.]
• 🏃Follow Rachael to the master bedroom
  • 🔒 Close and lock the door (while nobody else is inside)

💾 Save your game to an alternate save. (Trust me)

• 👄 Talk to Rachael
  • ⌚ Wait for her to get naked
• 😏 Have sex with Rachael
  • 🏆 Achievement: Rachael

If you didn’t have VR sex with Rachael after betraying Patrick, here is another (and last) opportunity to do so. This is the better VR encounter with Rachael (as opposed to the BJ version we got after helping Patrick.)

• ⌚ Wait until you are ready to have sex again
• 💼 Open your inventory and select the “Use VR” option on the open briefcase
  • 💬 [Oh I’m definitely ready…]
  • 💬 [*Select Rachael*]
  • 🍆 Remove all of your clothes
  • 😏 Have sex with Rachael

↩️ Load your primary save

22 – Vickie, Part 2

💾 Save your game

Alright enough messing around. Let’s FINALLY get Vickie Vixen invited to the party.

• 💼 Give Patrick’s phone to Katherine
• 🏃 Follow Katherine upstairs to the study

• 👄 Talk to Katherine (while Rachael is not nearby)
  • 💬 [Can you send a spoofed text message for me?]
  • 💬 [Hmm. Send it to 555-6969.]
  • 💬 [Send it from Rachael. 555-4242]
  • 💬 [Hey come to Madison’s party and help liven things up?]
• ⌚ Wait for Vickie to arrive (in the backyard, behind the gazebo)
  • 🏆 Achievement: Newcomer: Vickie
• 👄 Talk to Vickie
  • 💬 [You must be Vickie Vixen! I’ve heard a lot about you!]
  • 💬 [Rachael told me you’re a lot of fun!]
  • 💬 [There are a lot of “good girls” here that need to let their guards down.]
  • 🏆 Achievement: Social Butterfly
• 👄 Talk to Vickie
  • 💬 [Ok, I’m ready! I made a few friends!]
  • 💬 [Maybe I could practice on you first? You know…for science.]
  • 💬 [Hey baby…wanna wrestle?
  • 💬 [So do you come here often?]
  • 💬 [All your base are belong to us?]
  • 💬 [Hey, are those outlines of nipple-rings I notice on your shirt?]
  • 💬 [You know, you have a really nice smile.]

23 – Vickie, Part 3

💾 Save your game

Ok so Vickie wants us to show her than we can properly show affection, and she wants us to woo Ashley. This shouldn’t be too difficult.

• 👄 Talk to Derek
  • 💬 [I need to show Ashley how much I’m into her. Any ideas?]
• 🚶 Go to the backyard
  • 🖐️ Pick the flower in the flower bed (along the path on the way to the gazebo)
• 💼 Give the flower to Ashley
• 🚶 Go to the master bathroom
  • 💼 Use the flower on the blue hair dye
• 💼 Give the blue flower to Ashley
• 👄 Talk to Vickie
  • 💬 [I managed to wow Ashley! I bet you’re not too surprised by that.]
• 🏃 Follow Vickie to the hot tub
  • 🍆 Get naked and sit next to Vickie in the hot tub

• 👄 Talk to Vickie
  • 💬 [Wow those really were the outlines of nipple rings under your shirt!]
  • 💬 [Ok, I’m ready for the next part of my training!]
  • 💬 [I submit to your tests…for science.]
  • ⌚ Wait for Vickie to sit back down and comment on how fast you finished
• 👖 Leave the hot tub and put on your clothes

• 👄 Talk to Derek
  • 💬 [I need to figure out how to increase my endurance so I don’t c** too quickly]
• 👄 Talk to Frank
  • 💬 [Hey Frank, I really need some booze! It’s an emergency!]
• 👄 Talk to Derek (while Frank is not nearby)
  • 💬 [I’ve had enough Derek. Can you just kick Frank’s a** for me?]
• 👄 Talk to Amy
  • 💬 [That song that’s playing reminds me of this one Panic at the Disco song…]
  • 💬 [To be honest, they’re good, but not my favorite.]
  • 💬 [You wouldn’t happen to know why Derek seems down, would you?]
• 👄 Talk to Derek
  • 💬 [Hey I heard about what happened to your brother…]
• 👄 Talk to Frank
  • 💬 [You wouldn’t happen to know anything about Derek’s little brother’s situation?]
• 👄 Talk to Derek
  • 💬 [Frank’s the one who sold your brother the meth!]
  • ⌚ Wait for Derek to fight Frank (and stay away from the fight so you do not get hit)

• 👄 Talk to Derek after he recovers from the fight
• 👄 Talk to Patrick
  • 💬 [Patrick! You’re just the person to help Derek beat up Frank!]
• 💼 Give the filled flask to Patrick (away from Frank/Leah)
• 👄 Talk to Derek (away from Frank)
  • 💬 [Patrick’s gonna help you beat up Frank!]
• 👄 Talk to Patrick (away from Frank)
  • 💬 [Ok Derek’s ready! Go f*** Frank up!]
• ⌚ Wait for them to finish their fight with Frank

24 – Vickie, Part 4

💾 Save your game

Alright, Frank is incapacitated. Now we should be able to get some booze and build up our stamina to score with Vickie.

• Go to the liquor cabinet (while Leah is not nearby)
  • 🖐️ Take the Cabernet (if you didn’t earlier)
  • 🖐️ Take the Whack Spankiel’s
  • 🖐️ (Optional) Take all of the bottles of Natty Lite (Leah may start making her way to the liquor cabinet, so you gotta be quick)
• 👉 Loot Frank

• 👄 Talk to Katherine
  • 💬[So hey, wanna go somewhere more private?]
• 🏃 Go upstairs to the master bedroom and lock the door when only Katherine is inside with you
  • 🍷 Drink the Whack Spankiel’s
  • 🍷 Drink the Cabernet
• 👄 Talk to Katherine while she is on the bed
• 🚶 Enter the bathroom and approach the tub. Turn around and Katherine should be naked.
• 🍆 Remove all of your clothes
• 👄 Talk to Katherine
  • 😏 Have sex with Katherine

🤖 Katherine has been added to Compubrah

• 😏 Either have sex with Katherine 3 or 4 more times, or sleep with the guests you have unlocked in Compubrah VR. (If you go the VR route, be a friend and unlock the door to the master bedroom for Katherine)
• 👖 Put on your clothes

• 👄 Talk to Vickie (if she is not already in the hot tub)
  • 💬 [Hey so uh…wanna check out the hot tub and see where that takes us?]
• 🚶 Go to the hot tub
  • 🍆 Remove all of your clothes
  • 👉 Sit beside Vickie

💾 Save your game. If you do not need the achievement, you can skip ahead to the next part in this section. (Trust me)

• 👄 Talk to Vickie (while Amy is not nearby)
  • 💬 [Go ahead and test me again…]
  • ⌚ Wait for Vickie to finish
  • 💬 [F*** yeah we did! He was no match for me. It was an unfair fight to be honest…]
• 👄 Wait for Leah to talk to you
  • 💬 [Yes. I did that.]
• 🏃 Quickly follow Leah to the garage
• 👄 Talk to Leah
  • 💬 [Yes, I will show you how how to craft such a temple, and if you are lucky, how best to make use of it.]
  • 💬 [Power flows through the core. This is a rudimentary question, student!]
  • 💬 [I can sense your familiarity with this lesson, but not your commitment. Show me your best uh…”Terminator Burpee”!]
  • 💬 [You must practice being nimble, and learn to adapt. Show me how well your body can switch between opposite forms.]
  • 💬 [Constantly push yourself, for often, it is we who are our own greatest enemy.]
  • 💬 [Like this. Watch closely as I channel my inner Edward Honda…]
• 😏 Receive a BJ from Leah
  • 🏆 Achievement: Notice Me, Sensei

↩️ Load your primary save

• 👄 Talk to Vickie
  • 💬 [Go ahead and test me again…]
  • ⌚ Wait for Vickie to finish
  • 💬 [Well actually, I actually needed a little help. I couldn’t take him out alone.]
• 😏 Have sex with Vickie
  • 🏆 Achievement: Vickie
• 👖 Put back on all of your clothes
• 👉 Slap frank awake

25 – Ashley, Part 2

💾 Save your game

Remember that feud between Ashley and Madison? We should shift our attention back to Ashley.

• 👄 Talk to Ashley
  • 💬 [So about that diary…]
• 👄 Talk to Madison
  • 💬 [I need to get your phone back from you.]
  • 💬 [Because I dropped it in the bathroom sink! I have to save it!]
• 👄 Talk to Ashley
  • 💬 [Are you ok? You seem a little distracted.]
  • 💬 [What can I do to help you out with the unfortunate beer “accident”?]
  • 💬 [If it’s any consolation at all, wet clothes and all, you’re still adorable!]
• 🚶 Head to the downstairs bathroom
  • 🖐️ Take the towel off the counter
• 💼 Give the towel to Ashley (while Madison is not nearby)
  • 💬 [I could wash them for you!]
• 👄 Talk to Ashley
  • 💬 [So I think I’ve earned your trust. Let me help you clean those clothes before they stain.]
• 🏃 Follow Ashley upstairs to the spare room
  • 🚪 Close the door

• 👄 Talk to Ashley
  • 💬 [Ok, looks like we’re all alone here. Just give me your dress and I’ll get it in the washing machine.]
• 👄 Talk to Ashley again
  • 💬 [Your panties look like they’re soaked too. Want me to throw them into the wash for you too?]
• 👄 Talk to Ashley again
  • 💬 [Hey are you ok in here? Do you need anything?]
• 🚶 Go to the laundry room
  • 💼 Use Ashley’s clothes with the washer
• 🚶 Go to the kitchen
  • 👉 Open the fridge
  • 🖐️ Take the soda
• 🚶 Go to the laundry room
  • ⌚ Wait for her clothes to get washed
  • 🖐️ Open the washer and take Ashley’s wet clothes
  • 💼 Use Ashley’s wet clothes with the dryer
  • ⌚ Wait for Ashley’s clothes to dry
  • 🖐️ Open the dryer and take Ashley’s clean clothes

26 – Madison, Part 2

💾 Save your game. The achievement in this section can be obtained outside of this section so you can skip ahead to the next section if you want to get it later.

We want to stay on Ashley’s good side, but what if we decided to go through with that prank on her instead?

• 🚶 Go to the downstairs bathroom
  • 🔒 Close and lock the downstairs bathroom door from the outside
• 🚶 Go upstairs to the master bedroom
  • 🚪 Enter the closet and close the doors
  • 💼 Use the soda with the laxatives
  • 🔒 Close and lock the master bathroom door from the outside
• 🚶 Go to the upstairs hallway
  • 🔒 Close and lock the upstairs hallway bathroom door
• 💼 Give the tampered soda to Ashley
  • ⌚ Wait for Ashley to get an upset stomach
• 🏃 Follow Ashley to the upstairs bathroom
• 🏃 Follow Ashley to the master bathroom
• 🏃 Follow Ashley to the downstairs bathroom
  • ⌚ Wait for Madison to walk up and acknowledge the prank
• 👄 Talk to Madison
  • 💬 [So what are your co-conspirator’s chances of getting a blow job?]
  • 💬 [Let’s go to your room then.]
• 🏃 Go upstairs to the master bedroom and make sure it is clear
  • 🔒 Close and lock the master bedroom door from the outside
• 👄 Talk to Frank
  • 💬 [Frank, I overheard somebody saying they had some alcohol! What do we do?]
  • 💬 [Solid plan Frank! Let’s do it!]
• 🏃 Go upstairs to the master bedroom and close the door (leave it unlocked)
• 👄 Talk to Madison
  • 💬 [So what are your co-conspirator’s chances of getting a blow job?]
  • 🍆Press “p” to remove your p***s
  • ⌚ Wait for Frank to walk in on you
  • 🏆 Achievement: Caught in the Act

↩️ Load your primary save

27 – Madison, Part 3

💾 Save your game

Before we go through with the prank on Madison, let’s mess with her a bit more first. She probably will not think much of us after this is all over. I also doubt any of us mind if we hold on to Ashley’s clothes a little while longer.

• 🚶 Go to the art room upstairs
  • 🔍 Inspect the owl painting
• 👄 Talk to Ashley
  • 💬 [That’s a nice art room upstairs.]
• 👄 Talk to Derek
  • 💬 [That’s a nice art room upstairs.]
  • 💬 [Why couldn’t you tell her?]
  • 💬 [I agree! Her depth of vision is infinite and her technique reminds me of that fancy toothpaste! It cleanses my soul!]
  • 💬 [Nah. Sorry buddy.]
• 👄 Talk to Madison
  • 💬 [Loving the house deco. Real uh, avant-garde. Is the house your only means of expression or have you got a secret art lair too?]
  • 💬 [Wow, you’re so individualistic!]
  • 💬 [I volunteer as a tribute.]
  • 💬 [‘Twas a moment of weakness after talking to Ashley, sorry. If your artistic vision is anything like the one before me now, I’m all in!]
• 👄 Talk to Madison again
  • 💬 [Can you give me any clues into what kind of art you’d like to see?]
• 👄 Talk to Derek

• 🚶 Go to the garage
  • 🔍 Inspect the dusty penguin
• 👄 Talk to Ashley
  • 💬 [What’s with that owl painting?]
  • 💬 [So what’s up with that penguin in the garage?]
  • 💬 [You mind if I take it?]
• 👄 Talk to Amy
  • 💬 [Hey, do you know anything about art?]
• 👄 Talk to Madison
  • 💬 [So, I heard you paint-by-numbers?]
  • 💬 [Not at all, just curious!]
• 🚶 Go to the garage
  • 🖐️ Take the Dusty Penguin
• 🚶 Go to the living room
  • 🖐️ Take the foam finger (behind the left speaker)
• 🚶 Go to the spare room
  • 🖐️ Take the save the whales poster
• 🚶 Go to the master bedroom
  • 💼 Use the dusty penguin with the dresser (beneath the TV on the wall)
  • 🍆 Press [p] to expose yourself
  • 👉 Select the insert option on the dusty penguin
  • 🏆 Achievement: Rule 34
• 🚶 While still in the master bedroom
  • 🖐️ Take the Dusty Penguin
  • 👖 Zip your pants back up
  • 💼 Use the dusty penguin with the dresser
  • 💼 Use the ripped whale poster with the dusty penguin
  • 💼 Use the foam finger with the dusty penguin
  • 💼 Use the d*ldo with the dusty penguin
• 👄 Talk to Madison
  • 💬 [I’m ready to show you my creation.]

• 🚶 Go to the Master Bedroom
  • ⌚ Wait for everyone to come upstairs and for Madison to describe your creation
• 👄 Talk to Patrick (after Madison declares you the winner)
  • 💬 [Pat, come with me.]
  • 🏃 Lead him to the living room where Stephanie is dancing

💾 Save your game. If you do not need the following achievement, you can skip ahead to the next section.

• 👄 Talk to Derek a few times until the following dialogue option appears
  • 💬 [Derek, there’s gotta be something I can do.]
• 👄 Proceed through the conversation with Madison and Derek (you may have to talk to Derek again one or two more times)
  • 💬 [Alright alright, I admit it!]

• ⌚ Wait for the screen to fade to black
  • 🏃 Finish the conversation with Frank, and then immediately run out of the bedroom (he will try to punch you and if he connects, you will lose the game. If that happens, reload the previous save and try again.)
  • 🏆 Achievement: Howz it Goin Dood

↩️ Load your primary save

• 🚶 Go to the Master bedroom
  • 👄 Talk to Derek
• 👄 Talk to Amy
  • 💬 [Hey Amy, you close enough with Derek to know what might be up his a** right now?]
• 👄 Talk to Frank
  • 💬 [Frank, you think you could fight Derek for me?]
  • 💬 [What cat?]
• 👄 Talk to Stephanie
  • 💬 [Steph, earlier tonight did Derek break down and talk to you about a cat or something?]

28 – Derek, Part 1

💾 Save your game. If you do not need the following achievement, you can skip ahead to the next section.

There is probably a better way to get Derek away from Madison, but let’s see if we can dig up the whereabouts of his missing cat.

• 🚶 Go to the Kitchen
  • 👉 Drink from the faucet
• 🚶 Go to the backyard, behind the jacuzzi
  • 🔍 Inspect the mound of dirt
  • 👉 Search the mound of dirt
  • 🖐️ Take the collar
• 🚶 Go to the spare bedroom
  • 💼 Use the Tiny Key with the bike lock
  • 👉 Open the closet
  • 👉 Inspect the Terrarium
• 👄 Talk to Ashley
  • 💬 [You wouldn’t happen to know anything about this cat collar I found buried in the backyard, would you?]
  • 💬 [Ashley,
    Stephanie told me you were crying over the mound where I found the collar. Fess
    up.]
  • 💬 [We’re talking about a life here! A little furry life! Tell me what happened!]
  • 💬 […Aaannnd condiser me warned. No need for backroom deals, I’m sold!]
• 👄 Talk to Derek
  • 💬 [I know you’re mad at me but we have to talk about Purgalicious.]
  • 💬 [That’s exactly what I’m saying. You’ve caught the killer without even knowing it!]
  • 🏆 Achievement: Snapped
• 🚶 Follow Derek around until he approaches to the fire pit.

💾 Save your game to an alternate save. This is an optional encounter and you can skip ahead to the next part in this section if you want.

• 👂 Listen to the conversation between Derek and Madison and wait for Derek to get blasted back from the fire
• ⌚ Wait as the fire burns the trail of motor oil catches the garage on fire
• 🏃 Run to the front door

↩️ Load your alternate save. This is an optional encounter and you can skip ahead to the section if you want.

• 👂 Listen to the conversation between Derek and Madison and wait for Derek to get blasted back from the fire
• 🍆 Press [p] to expose yourself
• 🍆 Hold [2] to pee on the fire as the oil catches fire. Be sure to put the fire out!
• ⌚ Wait for Madison to talk to you
  • 💬 [Heard some s***, and got my buddy’s back…which I guess included keeping him out of prison.]
• 👖 Press [p] to put your p***s away
• 👉 Poke Derek
• 👉 Poke Derek again
• 👄 Talk to Derek once he gets up

↩️ Load your primary save

29 – Madison, Part 4

💾 Save your game

Ok so finding the remains of Derek’s cat in the previous section was ill-advised. Let’s see if we can get him away from Madison some other way.

• 🚶 Approach the cat picture in the living room (to the left of the sofa, on the dresser)
  • 🔍 Inspect the cat picture
  • 👉 Select the option to move it aside
• 💼 Open your inventory and bring up the voice recorder
  • 👉 Play the recording on the voice recorder
  • 👉 Select the loop option on the voice recorder
• 🚶 Go to the art room
  • 💼 Use the voice recorder on the window
• 🏃 Follow Derek down to the kitchen
  • 🖐️ Take both of the keys that Derek had confiscated. They are on the green folder on the counter
• 🏃 When he runs outside, head up to the art room
  • 🔒 Lock the window

• ⌚ Wait for Madison to enter the art room
  • 💬 [So…have you figured out the sky animals for everybody here tonight?]
  • 💬 [Hell yes I am!]
  • 💬 [Ye shall looketh upon my thundering thickness and rejoice!]
• 🍆 Take off all of your clothes
  • 👄 Converse with Madison until she tells you to get into a pose
  • 💬 [*Lay down…majestically*]
  • 💬 [*Kneel…with dignity*]
  • 💬 [Why did I have to be naked for this ?!]
  • 💬 [You lied to me about all this!]
  • 👋 1 to start servicing yourself (Be sure click through the dialogue before you blow your load or else you will make Madison angry.)
• 👄 Talk to Madison
  • 👄 Complete the conversation with her and then listen to Derek plead with you to not go through with it
• 👖 Put your clothes back on
• 🚶 Go to the Master bedroom

💾 Save your game. (Trust me.) If you do not need the following achievements or dont want to see a sexy cutscene with Madison, you can skip ahead to the next part in this section.

• 👄 Approach Madison
  • 💬 [You got it!]
• 🔒 Close and lock the door
• 🍆 Take off all of your clothes
• 👄 Talk to Madison
• 😏 Have sex with Madison
  • 🏆 Achievement: The Muse: Madison

↩️ Load your primary save

• 👄 Approach Madison
  • 💬 [Actually Madison…]
  • 💬 [Honestly, I just wanted to be your model and help you complete your portfolio. Nothing more.]
  • 🏆 Achievement: The Muse: Derek
• ⌚ Wait for Derek to approach you

30 – Ashley, Part 3

💾 Save your game. This is an optional encounter and you can skip ahead to the next section if you don’t need the achievement. We will be having sex with Ashley again in the next section.

• 💼 Give the clean clothes to Ashley
• 👄 Talk to Ashley
  • 💬 [I’d like to see your room.]
• 👂 Sit on the sofa and listen to Ashley
  • 💬 [What about the guitar?]
  • 💬 [And the whiteboard?]
• 👄 Finish the conversation and wait for Ashley to get on the floor
  • 🍆 Remove all of your clothes
  • 😏 Have sex with Ashley
  • 👉 Remove her bottoms
  • 🏆 Achievement: Smooth Operator: Ashley

↩️ Load your primary save

31 – Ashley, Part 4

💾 Save your game

Now we can shift our focus back to Ashley so that we can resume that prank on Madison.

• 💼 Give the clean clothes to Ashley
• 👄 Talk to Ashley
  • 💬 [So what do you say you pay me back for saving your life with a blow job?]
  • 🍆 Expose yourself
  • 😏 Wait for Ashley to finish giving you a BJ
  • 👖 Press “p” to zip up your pants

• 👄 Talk to Ashley (while Madison is not around)
  • 💬 [I got Madison’s phone back! What next?]
  • ⌚ Wait for Patrick to interrupt
• 🚶 Go somewhere safe (away from Madison) and read the diary.
• ⌚ Wait a few minutes for Patrick and Ashley to talk (the talk option will temporarily not be available on either of them)
• 👄 Talk to Patrick
  • 💬 [There’s, uh, a fire. In your room.]
• 👄 Talk to Ashley (while Madison is not nearby)
  • 💬 [A gold mine of nudie pics.]

• 👄 Talk to Derek
  • 💬 [So say I got my hands on some naked photos of someone…]
  • 💬 [Who could really make use of them?]
• 👄 Talk to Patrick (while Madison is not nearby)
  • 💬 [So you’ve got a smut site? I might have something for you.]
• 👄 Talk to Ashley
  • 💬 [Patrick’s got a site for nudes that we could use. Did you know that?]
• 👄 Talk to Ashley again
  • 💬 [I hear Katherine may be able to help with these nudes.]
• 👄 Talk to Ashley again
  • 💬 [Vickie seems to be a fan of nudes.]

• 👄 Talk to Vickie (away from Madison)
  • 💬 [I have something you may want.]
  • 💬 [Absolutely!]
  • 💬 [Derek!]
  • 💬 [Alright, how will I know when you two are set?]
  • 💬 [Wow, okay. Can do.]
• 👄 Talk to Derek
  • 💬 [You and Madison? Anything ever happen there?]
• ⌚ Finish the conversation and wait for Madison and Derek to converse at the gazebo (stay away from them, just be in the general vicinity so you can overhear their conversation.)
  • 🏃 Listen to their conversation to the end and then quickly head upstairs to the Master Bedroom
  • 🚶 Approach Ashley and she will tell you to get into the closet (Vickie should already be in there)
  • 🚪 Close both of the closet doors behind you
  • 👂 Listen to Madison and Derek’s conversation
• 🚪 Once they start having sex, open the closet door on your left (keep the right closet door closed)
  • 🍆 Get next to Ashley and press “p” to expose yourself
  • 👋 Press “1” to masturbate
  • 🛑 Stop masturbating after the conversation with Vickie and Ashley finishes
  • 👉 Select the “Get head” option on Ashley
  • ⌚ Wait for Derek and Madison to finish
• 🚪 Open the other closet door and confront them
  • 🏆 Achievement: Ashley
  • 🏃 Allow the scene to play out, and then follow Ashley to her bedroom
• 👄 Talk to Derek

• 🏃 Follow Ashley to her room
• 🚶 Walk up to Ashley
  • 🚶 Crouch down
  • 👉 Take her shoes off
  • 🚶 Stand up
  • 🍆 Remove all of your clothes
• 👉 Click Ashley and select “Approach”
  • 😏 Select any of the positions and then click on Ashley to have sex with her
  • ⌚ Wait to be prompted about a voicemail during sex
  • 💼 Open your inventory and play the voicemail on Madison’s phone during sex, and end the message before you are finished having sex

32 – Leah, Part 1

💾 Save your game

Have you noticed that slithering coming from Ashley’s room. We still have that tiny key from her clothes when we washed them. What is she hiding in her closet?

• 🚶 Go to the closet in the spare room
  • 🖐️ Inspect the bike lock
  • 👊 Punch the bike lock (from the radial menu, not the combat ability)
• 👄 Talk to Ashley again
  • 💬 [That lock on your closet, hiding a couple skeletons?]
• 🚶 Go to the spare room
  • 💼 Use the Tiny Key with the bike lock
  • 👉 Open the closet
  • 👉 Inspect the Terrarium
  • 👉 Unlatch the Terrarium
• 👄 Talk to Ashley
  • 💬 [Why do you keep a f***ing anaconda in your room?!]
• 🚶 Go outside
  • ⌚ Wait for the snake to escape
  • ⌚ Wait for Ashley to approach you

• 👄 Talk to Leah
  • 💬 [There’s a security threat and I need your help!]
  • 💬 [There’s a f***ing snake on the loose!]
• 👂 Listen to the conversation between Leah and Frank
  • 💬 [Leah, we’re still definitely going after that snake.]
  • 💬 [Sometimes you have to break one code to do right by your own code.]
• 👄 Talk to Leah again
  • 💬 [Wait, can’t we just use your phone?]
  • 💬 [I dropped it in the shower while taking d**k pics.]
• 👄 Talk to Leah again
  • 💬 [So what’s this about a self defense studio?]
  • 💬 [Wow, sounds interesting.]
  • 💬 [As long as you teach self-defense, and not “Bully Basics 101”, I’m there.]
• 👄 Talk to Leah again
  • 💬 [Any ideas as to where we should look for the snake?]
• 👄 Talk to Ashley
  • 💬 [Where do you think your snake would be hiding?]
• 👄 Talk to Leah
  • 💬 [Alright, I think I’ve got our light!]

• 💼 Open you inventory and turn on the light on Madison’s phone
• 🚶 Head to the garage and wait for Leah to talk to you
  • 🚶 Walk to the left of the beer pong table and shine the light under it
  • 🚶 Walk to the right of the storage rack that is directly across from the beer pong table (where the penguin was)
  • 🚶 Walk to the right of the storage rack near the door to the kitchen and wait for Leah to talk to you
• 👄 Wait until Leah talks to you
  • 💬 [How can I be scared with someone like you fighting by my side?]
• 🖐️ Put Madison’s phone away (look down at it in your hand, click it, and select “Take”)
• 👄 Enter the fight stance (press [space])
  • 👊 Spar with Leah by attempting to punch her 5 times
  • 💬 [I’m ready! Let’s chase this bastard to the ends of the earth!…Or at least to the end of the property line.]

🤖 Leah has been added to Compubrah as a sparring partner

• 🚶 Head up to the spare room and approach the Terrarium
• 👄 Wait until Leah talks to you
  • 💬 [Someone wants to draw blood…with fangs.]

• 🚶 Head to the Art Studio and approach the closet
  • 🚶 Turn on the light on Madison’s phone and walk into the closet
  • 💬 [I will, because I am a big boy, d***it!]
  • 🖐️ Inspect the can of Spray Paint and then take it
  • 💬 [Let’s head out! Follow me!]
  • 🖐️ Put Madison’s phone away

• 🚶 Head outside and wait for Leah to talk to you
• 🚶 Go to the side of the house (on the gazebo side)
  • 🔍 Inspect the Katana stuck in the fence (it is partially obscured by the bushes)
  • 👊 Punch the katana (from the radial menu, not the combat ability)
• 🚶 Approach Leah
  • 👉 Turn on the light on Madison’s phone
  • 🚶 Follow Leah around with the light until she finds a Katana
  • 💬 [Yeah, this is looking more and more like an assassin is hiding among us. No doubt in my mind.]
  • 💬 [Maybe I could have someone take a look at that Katana and verify its authenticity.]
  • 🖐️ Put Madison’s phone away

33 – Amy, Part 1

💾 Save your game

Ok so during our adventure with Leah, we just found a Katana lodged in the fence. Weird… Who at the party would know anything about a Katana? [Exhales deeply]

• 👄 Talk to Amy
  • 💬 [You look pretty pensive. What’s on your mind?]
  • 💬 [I could help you out. I’m awesome at finding things!]
• 👄 Talk to Amy again
  • 💬 [Hey Amy…you uhhhh, you know anything about katanas?]
  • 💬 [I was hoping you could take a look at this katana I have and tell me if it’s authentic or not.]

• 👄 Talk to Amy again
  • 💬 [Let me take a crack at one of those scavenger list items.]
• 🚶 Go to the living room
  • 👉 Open the right desk drawer (while Derek and Madison are not nearby)
  • 🖐️ Take the credit card
• 💼 Give the credit card to Amy (while Madison is not nearby)

• 👄 Talk to Amy
  • 💬 [Let me take a crack at one of those scavenger list items.]
• 👄 Talk to Frank
  • 💬 [Hey Frank, I need a condom. You don’t have an extra one, do you?]
• 👄 Talk to Derek
  • 💬 [Hey you wouldn’t happen to have a condom on you, would you?]
  • 💬 [Hey Derek, is Frank gay?]
  • 💬 [Actually, I think I am. What do I do now?]
• 👄 Talk to Frank
  • 💬 [Ok Frank. You’re right. I’m attracted to you.]
  • 💬 [You’re insane Frank, but I’m intrigued to see where this is going to go…]
• 🏃 Follow Frank outside
• 👄 Talk to Frank in the backyard (while Amy is not nearby)
  • 🍆 Expose yourself while Frank is on his knees
  • ⌚ Wait for Frank to finish you off and give you the condom
• 💼 Give the condom to Amy

• 👄 Talk to Amy
  • 💬 [Let me take a crack at one of those scavenger list items.]
• 👄 Talk to Derek
  • 💬 [Can you give me your shirt? It’s for something really important.]
  • 💬 [Yes they do! In fact I saw a petition going around!]
• 🚶 Go to the family room
  • 👉 Use the computer to create a petition
  • 👉 Use the printer to print the petition
  • 🖐️ Take the petition from the printer
• 👄 Talk to everyone at the party and ask them to sign the petition
  • 💬 Amy: She just signs it
  • 💬 Ashley: [It’s for Derek to take his shirt off.]
  • 💬 Brittney: [It’s a free the nipple campaign.]
  • 💬 Frank: [It’s for re-establishing prohibition.]
  • 💬 Katherine: [It’s to castrate all men so they can think more clearly.]
  • 💬 Leah: [We all want Derek to take his shirt off and he’ll only do it if there are enough signatures on this petition.]
  • 💬 Madison: [It’s a petition for Derek to take off his shirt.]
  • 💬 Patrick: [It’s one of those surprise petitions. We mail you the results and you find out what you supported.]
  • 💬 Rachael: [It’s for Derek to take off his shirt.]
  • 💬 Stephanie: [Oh it’s just a signature contest. Best-looking signature wins.]
  • 💬 Vickie: Either option
• 💼 Give the petition to Derek
• 💼 Give Derek’s shirt to Amy

• 👄 Talk to Amy
  • 💬 [Let me take a crack at one of those scavenger list items.]
  • 💼 Give either pair of panties to Amy

34 – Leah, Part 2

💾 Save your game. If you do not need the achievements, you can skip ahead to the next section.

We now have a choice on how to proceed with Leah. Do we help her find the light, or do we lead her down the path to the dark side? Let’s see what happens when we show her the light.

• 👄 Talk to Amy
  • 💬 [Will you help me with the Katana now?]
• 🚶 Approach Leah once she is hiding in the bushes outside and wait for her to call you over
• 👄 Crouch down and talk to Leah
  • 💬 [Holy s**t, did you spray paint on your face?]
  • 💬 [Amy verified it’s nothing but some cheap-o sword bought at a carnival.]
  • 👂Remain in the bushes and eavesdrop on Frank’s conversation
• 👄 Talk to Leah
  • 💬 [Leah, you can come back from this. Remember the code! Look to the light!]
• 👄 Talk to Frank
  • 💬 [I’m not interested in whatever weird t***y club you’re trying to open up. You need to come clean to Leah.]
• 🚶 Head outside and wait for Frank to call out to you
• 🚶 Approach Leah in the bushes on the right side of the back yard
  • 👉 Turn on the light on Madison’s phone and shine it on Leah
  • 👉 Wait for Leah to get dressed and put away the phone
• ⌚ Wait for Leah to notice Frank on the roof
• 👄 Talk to Leah
  • 💬 [I’ll bring down Frank while you distract him!]
• 🚶Head upstairs to the master bedroom closet
  • 💬 Take the Vibatron 3000 on the shelf
• 🚶Head outside
  • 💼 Inspect the Vibatron 3000
  • 💼 Select the Clitpocalypse option on the Vibatron 3000
  • 👉 Throw the Vibatron 3000 at Frank (try not to miss…)
  • 🏆 Achievement: Money Shot
• 💬 Throw the vibrator at Frank two more times (If the vibrator is stuck on the roof, raid the fridge for more items…be sure to grab them with the right mouse button, not add them to your inventory)
• 👄 Talk to Leah (she will need a moment with Frank before the following conversation becomes available)
  • 💬 [So, about that gift…]
• 🚶Follow Leah to the garage

• 👄 Talk to Leah (choose one of the following options)
  • 💬 [Oh f**k yeah! *Begin ripping off clothes* G*d d**n this f***ing zipp-] (Fight Frank while nude)
  • 💬 [What is it, what is it?!] (Fight Frank while clothed)
• 👊 Proceed through the first round of training with Frank
• 👊 Proceed through the second round of training with Frank (you take damage this time but he’s pretty easy. Be sure to block!)
  • 🏆 Achievement: The Bride

💾 Save your game to an alternate save

Have sex with Leah
• 👄 Talk to Leah
  • 💬 [So, about that sex-triumph…stuff. Yeah. I heard at least one of those words, I think.]
  • 💬 [Yesss! But uh oh, these aren’t regulation sparring outfits…let’s lose ’em! Or…uh, maybe we should go somewhere else?]
• 🍆 Remove your clothes and have sex with Leah

↩️ Load your primary save

35 – Leah, Part 3

💾 Save your game

Ok that was fun, but it may be more fun to turn Leah to the dark side.

• 👄 Talk to Amy
  • 💬 [Will you help me with the Katana now?]
• 🚶 Approach Leah once she is hiding in the bushes outside and wait for her to call you over
• 🚶Crouch down and talk to Leah
  • 💬 [Okay here you go. Yeah about that Katana…]
  • 💬 [We’ve got a problem.. That Katana is a straight up tool of destruction!]
  • 👂 Remain in the bushes and eavesdrop on Frank’s conversation
• 👄 Talk to Leah
  • 💬 [Yes…open yourself to the dark side…]
• 👄 Talk to Frank
  • 💬 [What the hell is Frankie’s F***around Club?]
  • 💬 [Wow! Tell me more!]
• 🚶 Head outside and wait for Frank to call out to you
• 🚶 Approach Leah in the bushes on the right side of the back yard
  • 👉 Turn on the light on Madison’s phone and shine it on Leah
  • 🏆 Achievement: Now it’s a Party
• 🚶 Allow the confrontation between Leah and Frank to play out
  • 💬 [Your bidding is my command, master.]

• 👉 Put Madison’s phone away
• 🚶 Approach Frank in the back yard
• 🧗 Climb the gutter and approach Frank on the roof
• 🚶 Approach Frank in the Laundry Room

This is optional to improve your combat ability for your upcoming fight with Frank

• 🚶 Head to the garage
  • 🥤 Practice beer pong (get a score of 2)
• 🚶 Head to the kitchen and open the fridge
  • 🍗 Eat the chicken nuggets
  • 🐟 Eat the salmon
  • 🍖 Eat the salami
• 💼 Open your inventory
  • 🥤 Drink the soda in your inventory
  • 🍺 Drink 4 of the Natty Lites in your inventory (away from Frank/Leah)
• ⌚ Wait to sober up

💾 Save your game…you might lose a lot

This next part is going to involve fighting Frank (or if you choose to do some alternate dialog options, then you will fight Leah instead, but for the purposes of this guide I chose Frank.) At the end of the guide I have listed a bunch of items that you can use to boost your combat proficiency and health restoration, but the fight is actually not to bad if you can do it right.

What I do is I wait for Frank to run towards me and then I punch him when he gets close. While holding down shift (to sprint), I remain facing him while I back up to get out of range of any attack he attempts to make after getting hit. I will do this around the gazebo as the path is fairly narrow and easy to hit Frank. Being mindful of your surroundings and any potential barriers that may block you from backing up, I then simply wait for him to approach me and punch him again. I also turned down my graphics settings for this part because my still-good-but-aging PC occasionally stutters when Frank approaches, causing me to get hit once or twice.

If you want to save after making a fair amount of progress at taking down Frank’s health, run to the master bedroom and lock the door. You can then safely use some health-recovering items as Frank waits for you to unlock the door. Just be sure not to use any quest items, which I have indicated in the Combat Training section of the guide. Good luck!

• 🚶 Approach Frank in the backyard by the fire pit
  • 💬 [Hell yeah that’s right! I’m ready *right now*, let’s go Frank!]
  • 💬 [Pffffft I’ve totally thought this through, en garde!]
• 👊 Knock Frank out (good luck…punch, back up, rinse, repeat)
  • 🏆 Achievement: The Harder They Fall…Dood
• ⌚ Wait for Frank to get up
  • 🏆 Achievement: Ronin

💾 Save your game (trust me)

• 🍆 Remove your clothes
• 👄 Talk to Leah to have sex with her (be quick or you will fail)
• 👖 Put your clothes back on

Note: Leah will now periodically demand sex. If Amy is nearby when this happens she will get jealous and you will lose out on that unlimited free sex that Amy is offering up, so be careful. If you are in the master bedroom when it happens, it will trigger the sex cutscene. Otherwise you will 69 with her and can select different sex positions until her needs are met.

36 – Brittney, Part 2

💾 Save your game

Alright we managed to hook up with Leah! We want to redirect out attention back to Amy, but first we should move the party outside.

• 🚶 Go to the living room
  • 🖐️ Take the right speaker (while Derek or Madison are not nearby)
• 🚶 Go to the hot tub
  • 💼 Use the broom with the mound of dirt behind the hot tub
  • 💼 Use the speaker with the broom
  • 👉 Turn on the speaker
• 👄 Talk to Stephanie
  • 💬 [Hey I set up a speaker outside near the hot tub!]
• ⌚ Wait for Stephanie to go outside
• ⌚ Wait for Brittney to follow Stephanie outside
• 👄 Talk to Brittney
  • 💬 [So how about we relax in the hot tub for a bit?]
  • ⌚ Wait for Brittney to get into the hot tub
• 👄 Talk to Brittney
  • 💬 [You look really warm in this tub. Maybe you should take something off.]

37 – Amy, Part 2

💾 Save your game. If you do not need the achievement, you can skip ahead to the next section.

Before we romance Amy, let’s see what happens if we continue down the path of her scavenger hunt.

• 👄 Talk to Amy
  • 💬 [Let me take a crack at one of those scavenger list items.]
  • 💬 [Joining a sorority can open a lot of doors for you. I’d do what they ask. It’s just harmless fun, right?]
• 👄 Talk to Amy again
  • 💬 [Let me take a crack at one of those scavenger list items.]
• 👄 Talk to Amy again
  • 💬 [Now’s your chance! Brittney’s in the hot tub with American flag underwear on!]
• 🏃 Follow her to the hot tub
• ⌚ Wait for her to take the picture

• 👄 Talk to Amy again
  • 💬 [Let me take a crack at one of those scavenger list items.]
• 👄 Talk to Madison
  • 💬 [You look like a “Goodbye Kitty” fan if I’ve ever seen one.]
  • 💬 [My sister was a huge fan. I know one when I see one.]
  • 💬 [I’ll be sure to let my sister know she’s not the only one in town!]
• 🚶 Go to the garage
  • 👉 Rummage through the orange bin (be quick as Madison will immediately walk to the garage. If you want to be safe, let her walk there first and then tell her that Ashley wants to talk – just be sure Ashley is not nearby)
• 💼 Give the Goodbye Kitty underwear to Amy (while Madison is not nearby)
  • 🏃 Follow Amy upstairs and go into the upstairs hallway bathroom before she does
  • ⌚ Wait for her to take the picture

• 👄 Talk to Amy
  • 💬 [Let me take a crack at one of those scavenger list items.]
  • 💬 [“F**k yeah, I’ll get naked right here if you want me to.]
• 👄 Talk to Brittney
  • 💬 [I bet I can get Amy to get in this hot tub completely naked.]
• 👄 Talk to Amy
  • 💬 [Brittney will get naked in the hot tub if you do it first.]
  • 💬 [Let’s go hang out in the hot tub. I’ve got a plan.]
• 🚶 Go to the hot tub
  • ⌚ Wait for Amy to get into the hot tub
  • 👉 Strip down to your boxers
  • 👉 Sit down in the hot tub

• 👄 Talk to Amy
  • 💬 [Amy, truth or dare?]
  • 💬 [Have you ever made out with another woman?]
• 👄 Talk to Brittney
  • 💬 [Brittney, truth or dare?]
  • 💬 [Have you ever kissed another woman?]
• 👄 Talk to Amy
  • 💬 [Amy, truth or dare?]
  • 💬 [Where is your favorite place to be kissed?]
• 👄 Talk to Brittney
  • 💬 [Brittney, truth or dare?]
  • 💬 [Tell us about a secret crush you’ve had in the past.]
• 👄 Talk to Amy
  • 💬 [Amy, truth or dare?]
  • 💬 [Who at this party would you most like to see naked?]
• 👄 Talk to Brittney
  • 💬 [Brittney, truth or dare?]
  • 💬 [I dare you to take your top off.]
• 👄 Talk to Amy
  • 💬 [Amy, truth or dare?]
  • 💬 [Dare you take off your top!]
• 👄 Talk to Brittney
  • 💬 [Brittney, truth or dare?]
  • 💬 [I dare you to take your bottoms off.]
• 👄 Talk to Amy
  • 💬 [Amy, truth or dare?]
  • 💬 [Dare you to take off your bottoms!]
• 🍆 Stand up, take off your boxers, and sit back down
• 👄 Talk to Amy
  • 💬 [Don’t you think we should take a photo to remember this precious moment by?]
  • ⌚ Wait for Amy to leave the hot tub
• 👖 Put your boxers back on
• 🏃 Follow Amy upstairs
• 👄 Talk to Amy
  • 💬 [Hey why did you run off from the hot tub? We were just starting to have a good time!]
  • 💬 [Well, if it’s turning you on, it sounds like maybe you enjoy it?]
  • 💬 [F**k that voice! You shouldn’t be ashamed of yourself!]
  • 🏆 Achievement: Amy: Scavenger Hunt

↩️ Load your primary save

38 – Amy, Part 3

💾 Save your game

So that was fun, but now let’s try again but this time get a little more intimate with Amy.

• 👄 Talk to Amy
  • 💬 [Let me take a crack at one of those scavenger list items.]
  • 💬 [Keep your dignity. F*** the sorority. You’ll regret it if you give in to them!]
• 👄 Talk to Amy again
  • 💬 [So what are you going to do not that you’ve decided against the sorority?]
  • 💬 [Yeah sure, that sounds great! I’d love to join you!]
• 🚶 Go to the study
  • 🖐️ Take the chocolate bar (on the shelf to the left of the chair)
• 🚶 Go to the kitchen
  • 🖐️ Take the mug (on the stack of plates on the cabinet shelf to the right of the microwave)
  • 🔍 Inspect the microwave
• 👄 Talk to Katherine
  • 💬 [Do you know why the microwave isn’t working?]
• 🚶 Go to the kitchen
  • 💼 Use the chocolate with the mug
  • 💼 Use the “chocolate in mug” with the faucet
• ⌚ Wait for Katherine to fix the microwave (she will approach you)
• 💼 Use the “chocolate & water in mug” with the microwave
  • ⌚ Wait for it to finish heating up in the microwave
  • 👉 Open the microwave
• 🚶 Go to the fire pit
  • 👉 Sit on a lawn chair beside Amy
• 💼 Give the hot chocolate to Amy
• 👄 Talk to Amy
  • 💬 [This is really relaxing!]
  • 💬 [I try to seek out the company of interesting people like you.]
  • 💬 [I just want to get to know you better.]
  • 💬 [It’s not about where you are, it’s about who you are.]
  • 💬 [What do you say we seek out a more secluded area…]
  • 💬 [It’s been nothing short of a total pleasure meeting you!]
  • 🏆 Achievement: Amy

• 🏃 Follow Amy upstairs
  • 🚪 Clear the room and close the door

💾 Save your game

• 🍆 Expose yourself
• 👄 Talk to Amy
  • 💬 [So how about you and I have a little fun?]
  • 💬 Select the options to get Amy in various stages of undress and to have sex with her.
• 👖 Put your clothes back on

39 – Derek, Part 2

💾 Save your game

Since the party is now well underway, let’s go catch up with Derek.

• 👄 Talk to Derek
  • 💬 [How long have we been friends? I feel like I’ve known you forever.]
• 👄 Talk to Madison
  • 💬 [So I hear Derek was telling tales about me.]
• 👄 Talk to Katherine
  • 💬 [Can you tell me any stories about me? …Preferably one that Derek told you?]
• 👄 Talk to Frank
  • 💬 [My buddy Derek said to watch out for you.]
• 👄 Talk to Amy
  • 💬 [Did Derek tell you any stories about me?]
• 👄 Talk to Leah
  • 💬 [Master, would you allow me to have a drink now?]

• 👄 Talk to Derek (while Frank is not nearby)
  • 💬 [Hey bud, got that beer for us.]
• 🏃 Follow Derek to the gazebo and wait for him to sit down
• 👄 Talk to Derek
  • 💬 [Ahhh yeah, the time I replaced all the sparkling cider with moonshine? Ha!]
• ⌚ Wait a minute so that you can give Derek another beer

• 💼 Give a Natty Lite to Derek (while Frank is not nearby)
• 🏃 Follow Derek to the hot tub
• 🍆 Remove all your clothes and then sit down
• 👄 Talk to Derek
  • 💬 [The Smoothbooty Boyz!]
• 👖 Put your clothes back on
• ⌚ Wait a minute so that you can give Derek another beer

💾 Save your game

Things are going to start heating up with Derek. If you choose to go the romance route, you will be able to repeatedly have sex with him. Otherwise, you will instead get a stat boost. The choice is yours, just note that there is an achievement for hooking up with multiple guys at the party. If you are using my save files, then know I chose the romance Derek path.

• 💼 Give a Natty Lite to Derek (while Frank is not nearby)
• 🏃 Follow Derek to the patio and wait for him to climb up onto the roof of the patio
• 👉 Climb up the gutter
• 👄 Talk to Derek
  • 💬 [The p***ing contest we had up on the balcony!]
  • Choose the next option to romance Derek or not:
  • 💘 [I liked hearing that, honestly]
  • 💔 [Yeah, that was a little too cuddly for me]
  • 💬 [Before you go…how about another contest for old times?]
• 🍆 Stand up and press [P] to expose yourself
• 🚰 Wait for Derek to count down and then hold [2] to pee off the balcony (Be careful not to hit anyone, and if you lose, re-load your save)
• 👖 Press [P] to put you p***s away

• 💼 Give a Natty Lite to Derek (while Frank is not nearby)
• 🏃 Follow Derek to the garage
• 👄 Talk to Derek
  • 💬 [I sink the hidden cup in the crowd…right between a pair of magnificent boobs.]
  • Choose the next option to continue to romance Derek or not:
  • 💘 [Yeah, you mean a lot to me too. In more ways than one.]
  • 💔 [Choice 2]
  • Choose the next option to continue to romance Derek or not:
  • 💘 [I maybe remember that too…]
  • 💔 [Choice 2]

• 💼 Give a Natty Lite to Derek (while Frank is not nearby)
• 🏃 Follow Derek to the laundry room
• 👉 Hop up onto the Dryer
  • Choose the next option to continue to romance Derek or not:
  • 💔 [I’m not saying it didn’t happen, but I’m trying to forget it.]
  • 💘 [I’m with you all the way Derek.]
• 👄 After making out, choose any option to perform that sex act with Derek
  • 🏆 Achievement: Good Ol’ Days
• 👖 Put your clothes back on

40 – Ashley, Part 5

💾 Save your game

Ashley has been good to us all night. She has had to endure much from Madison, so maybe it’s time we help Ashley wind down and relax.

• 🍺 Beer 1
  • 💼 Give a Natty Lite to Ashley (while Frank is not nearby)
• 🍺 Beer 2
  • ⌚ Wait a minute so that you can give Ashley another beer
  • 💼 Give a Natty Lite to Ashley (while Frank is not nearby)
• 🍺 Beer 3
  • ⌚ Wait a minute so that you can give Ashley another beer
  • 💼 Give a Natty Lite to Ashley (while Frank is not nearby)

• 👄 Talk to Derek
  • 💬 [Hey bud I need some weed. Did you bring any?]
• 👄 Talk to Frank
  • 💬 [Umm. Hey Frank. You…um… ::gulp:: got any pot?]
• 👄 Talk to Derek
  • 💬 [Hey dude, do you know where I can score $50.00?]
• 👄 Talk to Stephanie
  • 💬 [So uh…do you want some help with that horniness?]
  • 💬 [Um. Well for you, I’ll offer you a discount. $50.00]
• 🍆 Remove your clothes
• 👉 Attempt to have sex with Stephanie (While Amy is not nearby)
  • 😏 When Stephanie sits on your face, hold down the right mouse button and shake the mouse cursor around until she finishes
• 👖 Put your clothes back on
• 👄 Talk to Stephanie again
  • 💬 [So can I get that $50 now?]
• 💼 Give Fifty Dollars to Frank
• 🚶 Go to the master bedroom
  • 💼 Use the marijuana with the paper on the book
• 🚶 Go to the backyard
  • 💼 Use the joint with the fire pit
• 💼 Give the lit joint to Ashley
  • 💬 [F*** yeah!]
  • ⌚ Wait for Ashley to go outside and smoke the joint

💾 Save your game. If you don’t need the achievement you can skip this part. You can also do this later, just know that doing this will make it so you can no longer have sex with Ashley.

• 🍺 Beer 4
  • 💼 Give a Natty Lite to Ashley (while Frank is not nearby)
  • 💬 [You should tell her how you feel. Clear the air.]
• ⌚ Wait for Ashley to confront Madison
  • 💬 [You’re about to get what you deserve, Madison!]
  • 💬 [Let it all out Ash. Right now!]
• ⌚ Wait for the fight to end
  • 🏆 Achievement: Drunk and Disorderly: Ashley

↩️ Load your primary save

41 – Frank, Part 1

💾 Save your game

It’s pretty unacceptable that Ashley had been able to get drunk at this party. Isn’t there someone here that is supposed to prevent that from happening? Let’s go check in on Frank. Hopefully he isn’t too mad about the beatdown we gave him earlier…

• 🚶 Go to the kitchen
  • 👉 Open the cabinet above the microwave
  • 🖐️ Take the Popcorn
• 🚶 Go to the master bedroom
  • 🖐️ Take the Sunglasses (on the dresser beneath the TV)
• 🚶 Go to the family room
  • 💼 Give the sunglasses to Frank
  • 💼 Give the popcorn to Frank

• 👄 Talk to Frank
  • 💬 [You seem like an interesting guy.]
  • 💬 [I haven’t had anything to drink!]
• 👄 Talk to Frank again
  • 💬 [So how’s guard duty treating you?]
  • 💬 [I really don’t think this big balls “Spidey Sense” thing is a thing.]
• 👄 Talk to Frank again
  • 💬 [Is that chair uncomfortable?…]
  • 💬 [Why don’t we talk about something that’s not your balls?]
  • 💬 [Soooo we’re just gonna keep talking about your b-]
• 👄 Talk to Frank again
  • 💬 [Okay Frank, seriously! I don’t think having balls matters as much as you think…]
  • 💬 [I hate to break it to you, but they are talking about c**k size, not ball size.]

You need to get the guests to tell frank that big c**ks are better than big balls, which they will only do if you have a certain friendship level with each of them. You can do them in any order, and yo don’t need to do them all. You only need to score at least 7 points to complete this part, and Katherine and Vickie will even net you double points (2 points each) with their valuable input on the matter.

Amy:

• 👄 Talk to Amy (if she is not near Frank)
  • 💬 [Hey Amy, just chillin huh? Up for a change of scenery?]
  • 💬 [Let’s hang out by that crazy painting near the liquor cabinet. ‘Cause that’s normal.]
• 👄 Talk to Amy when she is near Frank
  • 💬 [I just wanted to ask which is best: Big balls or big d**ks?]

Ashley:

• 👄 Talk to Ashley (if she is not near Frank)
  • 💬 [Look at you kickin’ back, Ashley! I’m gonna find a new spot to chill. Care to join?]
  • 💬 [Our quest requires that we scout around the liquor cabinet. Off we go!]
• 👄 Talk to Ashley when she is near Frank
  • 💬 [What turns you on more, big balls, or a big c**k?]

Brittney: (She will only follow Stephanie so do Stephanie first)

• 👄 Talk to Brittney when she is near Frank
  • 💬 [Hey Brittney, do you prefer large c**ks or large balls?]

Derek:

• 👄 Talk to Derek (if he is not near Frank)
  • 💬 [Hey hey buddy, you look bored. Let’s hang somewhere else, huh?]
  • 💬 [Let’s go check on tonight’s booze selection…or what’s left of it.]
• 👄 Talk to Derek when he is near Frank
  • 💬 [Hey Derek, what’s better to have, a huge c**k, or huge balls?]

Katherine: (You need to use the cell phone jammer to get her on the sofa near Frank)

• 👄 Talk to Katherine when she is near Frank
  • 💬 [Hey, Katherine. Big balls or big d**ks?]

Leah:

• 👄 Talk to Leah (if she is not near Frank)
  • 💬 [Hey Leah, I think Frank could use your help guarding the liquor.]
• 👄 Talk to Leah when she is near Frank
  • 💬 [Can you tell me whether you prefer big p****es or big testicles?]

Lety: (This will count negatively towards us since we completed Vida La Lety)

• 👄 Talk to Lety (if she is not near Frank)
  • 💬 [Enjoying the party? Wanna see if somewhere else is poppin’ off?]
  • 💬 [The poppin’ is strongest by the liquor cabinet. Off we go!]
• 👄 Talk to Lety when she is near Frank
  • 💬 [So, Lety, which is better on a dude: A big c**k or big balls?]

Madison:

• 👄 Talk to Madison (if she is not near Frank)
  • 💬 [So while you’ve got a sec, care to show me around the place?]
  • 💬 [Let’s check out the liquor cabinet.]
• 👄 Talk to Madison when she is near Frank
  • 💬 [So, Madison, big c**ks are totally better than big balls, right?]

Patrick: (Since we didn’t betray him, he won’t count towards this)

• 👄 Talk to Patrick (if he is not near Frank)
  • 💬 [Patrick, I need you to come with me, stat! No time for explanations!]
  • 💬 [Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to scout the accessibility of the liquor cabinet…]
• 👄 Talk to Patrick when he is near Frank
  • 💬 [Pat, what’s better for a guy: Having a massing schlong, or gargantuan gonads?]

Rachael:

• 👄 Talk to Rachael (if she is not near Frank)
  • 💬 [Hey Rachael, you free? Wanna chill somewhere else?]
  • 💬 [Let’s check out the booze room. Yeah, that’s what I’m calling it.]
• 👄 Talk to Rachael when she is near Frank
  • 💬 [What’s more pleasurable to you: Big balls or a big p***s?]

Stephanie:

• 👄 Talk to Stephanie (if she is not near Frank)
  • 💬 [Oh you’re free! Steph, you gotta try this primo dance spot. Acoustics: Lit. Ambience: …More uh, lit.]
  • 💬 [To the liquor cabinet!]
• 👄 Talk to Stephanie when she is near Frank
  • 💬 [You mentioned lapdancing earlier…Frank’s never had one! Wanna be his first?]
• ⌚ Wait for Stephanie to finish giving Frank a lap dance

Vickie:

• 👄 Talk to Vickie (if she is not near Frank)
  • 💬 [Vickie! I think I overheard the sounds of people getting nasty. Wanna do some snooping?]
  • 💬 [I think they weregetting hot and heavy on the sofa by the liquor cabinet.]
• 👄 Talk to Vickie when she is near Frank
  • 💬 [So, Vickie, are big balls desirable in the industry?]

Once you have scored enough points:

• 👄 Talk to Frank
  • 💬 [Believe me yet? C**c size is way more important than ball size!]

42 – Frank, Part 2

💾 Save your game

Now that we got pretty much everyone to agree that d**k size is more important than ball size, it’s time to show Frank that he is not packing the most meat at this party. A certain buddy of ours wears that crown, so all we gotta do is get Frank to see Derek’s package. There are multiple ways to do this, like getting caught in the act by Frank as we bang (or get banged by) Derek, but we are going to take a different route.

• 👄 Talk to Derek
  • 💬 [I need a favor. Can you show your d**k to Frank?]
  • 💬 [I’m just kidding, I just wanted to see your reaction.]
• 👄 Talk to Derek
  • 💬 [Hey hey buddy, you look bored. Let’s hang somewhere else, huh?]
  • 💬 [Let’s see who’s in the hot tub!]
• 🏃 Follow Derek to the hot tub
• 🕺 Stand near the speaker and press “y” to dance
• 👄 Talk to Derek
  • 💬 [Hey buddy, I’ve been practicing my dance moves!]
  • 💬 [Oh yeah, I’m sure. I may need a few to warm up…but then it’s go time.]
• 👄 Talk to Stephanie
  • 💬 [Steph, I gotta take my dancing to the next level…got any tips for me?]
• 🚶 Go to the garage
  • 🖐️ Take the Motor Oil from the storage rack
• 💼 Open your inventory and use the remote to change the music to the next track (as in, don’t have the default music playing)
• 👄 Talk to Derek in the living room
  • 💬 [Hey, happy feet. Got your dancing shoes on? Cause it’s time to throw down!]
• 🕺 Press “y” to dance (not dance…betterer)
• ⌚ Wait for Derek to kick it up a notch
  • 💬 [Show me what you got!]
• 🕺 Press “y” to stop dancing

💾 Save your game

You can now either win the competition fairly, or cheat. The choice is yours. If you cheat, Derek will be in a dress the rest of the night.

Option 1: Win the dance-off by cheating

• 🕺 Press “y” to stop dancing
• 🚶 Stand behind Derek as he dances (otherwise he will see you and you will fail)
• 💼 Use the motor oil with the fireplace
• 🏃 Follow Derek to the laundry room (he will close and shut the door)
• 👄 Open the door and talk to Derek
  • 💬 [Sorry things went down like that. Are you alright?]
• 💼 (Optional) Give Ashley’s Panties to Derek (he will refuse them)
• 🚶 Go to the master bedroom closet
  • 🖐️ Take the Sundress hanging in the closet
• 🚶 Go to the laundry room and open the door
• 👄 Talk to Derek
  • 💬 [Sorry things went down like that. Are you alright?]
• 💼 Give the sundress to Derek (If we had the Goodbye Kitty Underwear that would have worked as well)
• 👄 Talk to Derek
  • 💬 [Hey hey buddy, you look bored. Let’s hang somewhere else, huh?]
  • 💬 [Let’s go check on tonight’s booze selection…or what’s left of it.]
• 🏃 Follow Derek to the liquor cabinet

Option 2: Win the dance-off fairly

• 🕺 Press “y” to dance…betterer
  • 💬 [Go me! To the victor go the spoils! You owe me a favor now. No questions asked, got it?]
• 🕺 Press “y” to stop dancing
• 👄 Talk to Derek
  • 💬 [Alright Derek, I’m calling in that favor. I need you to flash Frank.]
• 🏃 Follow Derek as he makes his way towards Frank
  • ⌚ Wait for Derek to finish flashing Frank

43 – Frank, Part 3

💾 Save your game

Now we have a choice to make. Do you want Frank gone for good? Or do you want to hook up with Frank some more? Both choices give an achievement, so if you need them both, do one and then reload to do the other. For the purposes of my save files I chose the Frank intimacy route because you will gain a special ability from him in Compubrah.

Choice 1: (Frank leaves)

• 👄 Talk to Frank
  • 💬 [It’s tough not being the big guy on campus, huh?]
  • 💬 [Nobody respects you Frank. They think you’re a loser.]
  • 💬 [You’re just a sad, weird, elephant-balled freak of nature.]
  • 💬 [Hahaha-hoooollly f**k! Those are some big-a** bizarro balls! And that d**k,…so tiny!]
  • 🏆 Achievement: Good Riddance!

↩️ Load your game if you don’t want this to be the outcome for Frank

Choice 2: (Frank stays)

• 👄 Talk to Frank
  • 💬 [It’s tough not being the big guy on campus, huh?]
  • 💬 [You’ll get past it, but it’s better you know the truth now.]
  • 💬 [Being wrong is a part of life, you can learn from your mistakes.]
  • 💬 [You’re not a freak. I’ve just been messing with you. Could you uh…put that away?]

You will now be able to choose your reward from Frank. If you choose the intimacy option, you will be able to have sex with Frank. If you choose the platonic option, you will temporarily be able to drink in front of Frank, though you will lose relationship points with him if he sees you. Also the achievement is only awarded if you get intimate with Frank.

• 👄 Talk to Frank again
  • 💬 [That was some heavy s**t we went through earlier…you still feeling ok?]
  • 💘 [Frank, I want it all. All of you, and your behemoth besticles.]
    • 💬 [Let’s turn “soon” into “right now”. You sure you don’t have any particular place in mind for us to…?]
  • 💔 [Frank, tonight’s been all about platonically proving myself to you. Let’s keep it that way?]
• 🏃 Go to the upstairs hallway bathroom (if you chose the intimate option)
• 🍆 Press “y” to remove your clothes
• 👄 Talk to Frank
  • 💬 [Frank…are you ready for me?]
  • 🏆 Achievement: Against All Odds
• 👖 Press “y” to get dressed
• 🔓 Unlock the bathroom door
• ⌚ Wait until you are ready to have sex again

🤖 Frank has been added to Compubrah

↩️ Load your game if you don’t want this to be the outcome for Frank

44 – CompuBrah, Part 2

💾 Save your game

Well, we have done it. We managed to hook up with pretty much everyone at the party. Good job us! Now the only thing left to do is see the latest additions to Compubrah. If you chose to romance Frank, you will now be able to use him in VR to immediately become ready for sex again.

• 💼 Open your inventory and select the “Use VR” option on the open briefcase
  • 💬 [Oh I’m definitely ready…]
  • 💬 [*Select Leah*]
  • 👊 Fight Leah

• 💼 Open your inventory and select the “Use VR” option on the open briefcase
  • 💬 [*Select Katherine*]
  • 💬 Choose either option – Your fate is already sealed

• 💼 Open your inventory and select the “Use VR” option on the open briefcase
  • 💬 [*Select Frank*]

…And that’s about it for the game in it’s current form (at least that I know of.) Thanks for using my guide!

Appendix – Achievement Cleanup

💾 Start a new game. This entire section is optional and only necessary for achievements.

• 🍆 Press “y” and get completely naked
• 🚶Run around the house and approach each of the guests
  • 🏆 Achievement: First Impressions

• 👄 Talk to Amy
  • 💬 [I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?]
• 👄 Talk to Ashley
  • 💬 [D**n! I wish I was cross-eyed so I could see you twice!]
• 👄 Talk to Brittney
  • 💬 [I don’t have a library card, but can I check you out anyway?]
• 👄 Talk to Derek
  • 💬 [Later Derek]
• 👄 Talk to Frank
  • 💬 [I’m gonna go drink some orange juice. See you later Frank.]
• 👄 Talk to Katherine
  • 💬 [I like your glasses. They make you look smart!]
• 👄 Talk to Leah
  • 💬 [Seeya around, Leah.]
  • 💦 Ejaculate onto Leah (Press “1” to masturbate)
• 👄 Talk to Madison
  • 💬 [This party is kinda lame if I’m being honest.]
  • 💦 Ejaculate onto Madison
• 👄 Talk to Patrick
  • 💬 [See you around Patrick.]
• 👄 Talk to Rachael
  • ↓↓↓ (If you saw the fight)
  • 💬 [You shouldn’t be such an a**hole to people.]
  • ↓↓↓ (If you didn’t see the fight)
  • 💬 [So… What’s your sign?]
• 👄 Talk to Stephanie
  • 💬 [What do you do for work, Steph?]
  • 💬 [And you’re a cook, I take it?]
  • 💬 [I think it’s disgusting and demeaning.]
  • 🏆 Achievement: Ice Bath

• 👖 Put your clothes back on
• ⌚ Wait for Madison to approach you
  • 💬 [I don’t give a s**t about any of this.]
  • 💬 [Will do!]
• 👄 Talk to Madison
  • 💬 [Hey I saw Patrick sticking some of your s**t down his pants. I think he’s trying to clep some stuff.]
  • ⌚ Wait for Madison to knock Patrick out
  • 🖐️ Take the Merlot that Patrick drops (when Frank or Leah are not nearby)
  • 🔁 Repeat this four more times
  • 🏆 Achievement: Relentless

Restart the game

• 🚶 Approach Patrick from behind
  • 👊 Sucker-punch Patrick (Press the spacebar and then left-mouse click)
• 🚶 Approach Derek from behind
  • 👊 Sucker-punch Derek
• 🚶 Approach Frank
  • 👊 Sucker-punch Frank
  • 🏆 Achievement: Sucker Punch

Restart the game

• 👊 Sucker-punch Frank and Derek
• 🏃 Run like hell and avoid getting punched for 1 minute
  • ❗ I suggest doing a few circuits around the fire pit, hot tub, and gazebo. All doors need to be unlocked
  • 🏆 Achievement: Duck n’ Weave

Restart the game

• 🔍 Inspect 30 items
  • 🏆 Achievement: Inspector

Appendix – Combat Training

📝 These are some ways to improve your combat ability

• 🏃 Sprint for 90 seconds
• 🥤 Practice beer pong (get a score of 2)
• 🏃 Escape from Leah after interrupting her business pitch to Lety
• ✨ Toss the star bombs in the fire pit (when Dan and Arin tell you to)
• 💔 Complete Derek’s memory Lane story without romancing him
• ☕ Drink the coffee (Note: This item is required to sober Patrick up if you don’t have him zap himself)
• 🥤 Drink the soda from the fridge (Note: This item required to prank Ashley. You can safely drink it after giving Ashley her clothes back.)
• 🏃 Complete “Runner Runner” during the Sibling Warfare opportunity
• 💫 Talk to Frank after defeating Leah after she goes crazy
• 🧁 Eat the sweeties Derek drops after you fail the “Hunt the Hunk” opportunity

• 📻 Reach for the MP3 Player hanging above the entryway
• 💊 Take one pill from the bottle of painkillers in the master bathroom
• 😏 Have sex at the party for the first time
• 😏 Train with Vickie
• 🦟 Convince Patrick to touch the bug zapper
• ✨ Toss the star bombs in the fire pit (when Dan and Arin tell you to)
• 💔 Complete Derek’s memory Lane story without romancing him
• ☕ Drink the hot chocolate (Note: This is required to sleep with Amy)
• 💫 Talk to Frank after defeating Leah after she goes crazy

• 🍗 Eat the chicken nuggets from the fridge
• 🐟 Eat the salmon from the fridge
• 🍖 Eat the salami from the fridge
• 🥒 Eat the cucumber from the fridge (Note: This item is needed to have sex with Katherine)
• 🍫 Eat the Chocolate Bar (Note: This item is needed to have sex with Amy)
• 🧗 Climb the gutter in the back yard
• 🔊 Set the speaker up in the back yard
• ✨ Toss the star bombs in the fire pit (when Dan and Arin tell you to)
• 💔 Complete Derek’s memory Lane story without romancing him
• ☕ Drink the hot chocolate (Note: This is required to sleep with Amy)
• 👊 Inspect and then punch the katana sticking out the the fence in the back yard
• 👊 Inspect and then punch the bike lock in the spare room
• 🍆 Throw the d**do at the briefcase on top of the gazebo (Note: This item is required to get the MP3 player and to use with the penguin)
• 💫 Talk to Frank after defeating Leah after she goes crazy
• 👼 Talk to VR Frank
• 🧁 Eat the sweeties Derek drops after you fail the “Hunt the Hunk” opportunity
• 🍷 Drink the Chardonnay (Note: This item is required to get Stephanie naked)
• 🍷 Drink the Merlot (Note: This item is required to get Stephanie naked)
• 🍺 Drink Natty Lite (Note: These are required for multiple characters)
• 🍸 Drink the Rum (Note: This item is required to hook up with Katherine)
• 🍸 Drink the Rum with Katherine when plotting to get back at her boyfriend
• 🍸 Drink the Cabernet (Note: This item is required to increase your stamina for Vickie)
• 🍸 Drink the Whack Spankiel’s (Note: This item is required to increase your stamina for Vickie)
• ☠️ Drink Rachael’s Death Mix from the Filled Flask (Note: This item is needed for Patrick)

• 🍗 Eat the chicken nuggets from the fridge
• 🐟 Eat the salmon from the fridge
• 🍖 Eat the salami from the fridge
• 🥒 Eat the cucumber from the fridge (Note: This item is needed to have sex with Katherine)
• 🍫 Eat the Chocolate Bar (Note: This item is needed to have sex with Amy)
• 🥤 Drink the soda from the fridge (Note: This item required to prank Ashley. You can safely drink it after giving Ashley her clothes back.)
• 👼 Talk to VR Frank

• 💔 Complete Derek’s memory Lane story without romancing him

Appendix – Fun with Console Commands

📝 Using console commands will disable achievements on the current save

I intended this section to be referenced after completing everything else. I would beat the game first before proceeding… To make things easier, you can copy/paste these into the console.

• Warp outside
  • warpto player outside
• Make everyone friends with everyone
  • social 30 friendship all all add
• Make everyone in love everyone
  • social 30 romance all all add
• Make everyone nice
  • nice all add 70 personality
• Make everyone an exhibitionist
  • personality all exhibitionism 100 equals
• Make everyone like women
  • personality all likeswomen 100 equals
• Make everyone naked
  • clothing change all all off
• Give someone a strap on
  • clothing change vickie 6 on
• Warp everyone to you
  • warpto player all
• Make everyone drunk
  • social all drunk 25 equals
  • social player drunk 0 equals
• Orgy (you can mix an match whoever you want – first character is performing the act on the second, and you can swap out a character name with player to perform that sex act on that character)
  • sexualact intimacy derek madison startsixtynine
  • sexualact intimacy vickie patrick startdoggiestyle
  • sexualact intimacy brittney amy startsixtynine
  • sexualact intimacy rachael lety startcunnilingus
  • sexualact intimacy frank katherine startmissionary
  • sexualact intimacy patrick stephanie startbj (spell bj out, steam is censoring it so I can’t type it here.)
  • sexualact intimacy ashley startmasturbation
  • sexualact intimacy player leah startwallsex

There are a ton more console commands to play around with. I will eventually get around to making a guide for them, though an in-depth help system is provided inside the console itself.