Overview
This teaches you how to be a scrub and troll git gud the fastest way possible!
The Stats
These are very important. But you have to level dex up so don’t tell dad.
What You’re Gonna Use
This is very important. I’m too lazy to write everything down, so just look at the picture u scrub
The Tactics
So, you wanna know what to do now? Well, equip your scorpion thingies in both of your hands. Now, mash L1/R1
Alternatively, you can just use Swagard’s Raper for poisoning them.
Also, for maximum gud you need a monastery banana. Its the bestest weapon for dem peries, so use it.
Your Spells
You’re only gonna use pyromancies, ’cause GMB is for scrubs.
Lingering Flame
Use this to just annoy people by making them think they can dodge it.
Forbidden Sun
Gr8 for catching people running away.
Warmth
Gud to use with Lingering Flame, for maximum gud.
Poison Mist
…or what it’s called. use it alongside your Scorpion Stingers or Swagard’s Raper.
Flame Swathe
Only use this if they can’t dodge it for some reason.
The Dresscode
Head
For maximum gud, you have to wear the MANikin mask of Jabba’s Peak.
Amazing Chest
You gotta wear Ironclad, it makes you immune to surpise butts*x and you look like bowser without spikes.
Hands
ENGRAVED GAUNTLETS.
Legs
Moonlight Butterfly skirt, fly like a butterfly and sting like a bee!
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Oh, and it poisons them too.
NOW YOU’RE INVINCIBLE
Not really.