Boris the KGBee

Overview

Honestly, this is the best part of the game.

Who is Boris?

Boris is an intellectual. He’s Russian you see, not a homosexual… well, actually… I’ll let him tell you.

Lyrics

I’m a bee. Yeah, I’m mean. I’m an intellectual.
I’m Russian you see, I’m no homosexual.
Goodnight comrade, your drink’s been laced.
I’m gonna tie you up, pollinate your face.
I want to torture you, make you scream.
After all, I’m Boris the KGBee

You better beehave brother or I’ll break your knees
I’m a mad mother buzzer, I’m KGBee
You want to buzz with me?
You can’t buzz with me!
To the K to the G to the mother buzzing Bee.
You say you want to live, but you’re gonna die.
You better say goodbye, here comes some cyanide.

Boris, please, you don’t have to do this,
It was just business,
Was all about the honey.
I’m not a traitor, I love this country.
You’ve got to release me you have to see.
I’m country first I’m still KGBee.

You are no longer KGBee,
You are just a simple worker bee,
Prisoner number 33.
Have another broken knee.
Would you like a cup of tea?
That was just a joke you see.
You’ll never see a cup of tea
As long as you’re alive to bleed.
But coffee is available,
If you’d like a cup or two.
Would you like a sugar cube,
When I finish beating you?

You better beehave brother,
‘Cause i aim to please.
I’ve got a knife and a hammer and some anti-freeze
Is it hard to speak,
Through your missing teeth?
Will you try to fly,
Once I take your eye?
If you want to leave, then take my key.
But I’ll break your knees, I’m Boris the KGBee.

Oh, beehave brother…