Overview
All Music of The Game and Lyrics
Plastic Race Car Bed
Full Version :
Game Version :
Here we are
Sitting in my car
My little plastic car
Yes, here we are
Oh, my car
My little plastic car
Take me to the road and I’ll sing this song
Oh, hot tar
Melting my car
These tires aren’t made for asphalt roads
Beehave, Brother!
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Oh, Kevin!
This is one I wrote for you, Kevin.
Oh, when were in my room alone
I start to take off my clothes
I wish I had a camera phone
Cause that’s a nice erotic pose
Oh, we could make a calendar and you could be December
Oh, carrots help you see in the dark
We don’t need lights when we fark
I just need somewhere to park
Actually, I think It’s too dark
I can’t see anything can we put the lights on low ?
Oh, Kevin
You’re a friend of mine
Through thick and thin
Together till the end of time
Oh, Kevin you’re a friend of mine
But I never really took the time
To find out what was on your mind
Just what you have in your insides
Oh, Kevin I’m so sorry, I dont want to see you cry
Oh, Kevin when we’re making love
Who’re you really thinking of?
I know you like them strong and tall
wait. No! Not Mr. Wimble
I’m not sure he’s into you or even available
Oh, Kevin
You’re a friend of mine
Through thick and thin
Together till the end of time
*Solo Guitar*
The Continuing Story of Harold and Kevin [Explicit]
Game Version :
Lyrics Version :
Yo! My name Is Harold
I’m forty year, how old ?
I’m grounded for life
For being naughty not nice
But, I’m a good boy really
I just used to be silly
Pissing on the cat
and smoking jelly beans like crack
My life’s a little strange
living in a tiny cage
but you know I’m not afraid
to put my lyrics to the page
I got a rabbit by my side
he’s a rapper, bona fide
We’re gonna hit you so hard
you’re gonna turn ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Scratch that line, that’s behind the times
What I mean to say is our rhymes suprise
If you’re easily offended well we are too
So we don’t say words like baff or poo
Lemme tell you about my best friend Kevin
Is he rabbit or a hare? Well I just stopped caring
We’ve been locked in this cage
More than friends at this stage
You could say we’re in love
but we don’t give a stuff
We got together in eighty six’ or eighty seven’
for the actual date you better go and ask Kevin
In rabbit years he’s about four hundred twenty
Hey! like smoking weed, but not in this country!
He’s got big ears… Oh, he’s a great listener
but you make him mad and he’ll be sure to be dissing ya
So Kevin wake up, It’s time to get ready
Show em’ that you’re much more that just a teddy
Just give ’em what you got and I know you got a lot
Plus I think you’re pretty hot the way you’re eating that carrot
So let me introduce my hot sensation
It’s time for him to add to spicy conversation
It’s your turn Kevin. Time to hit em hard.
Don’t be Shy, you can do It.
Oh c’mon, Kevin! Just drop It on the beat
For ♥♥♥♥ sake, Kevin, Start rapping
Oh wait, that’s right, I forgot to mention
Kevin’s voice is in my imagination
Sometimes I think I’m going crazy
My mind is slow and my memory is hazy
But, I tell you what’s to blame It’s this situation
Thirty-three years of this isolation
Yo, I got to espace, I’ve got a great idea
So, Kevin shut up and listen here
I’m gonna chuck you out the window
use you as a pillow
you’ll be like a crash mat
so I don’t go splat
We can steal a car if It’s necessary
or run for the woods and we can live on berries
So, Kevin are you in or are you undecided?
Do you want to stay here, Isolated?
Well, I think your silence says It all
so the chance of espace Is improbable
But, I do have one alternative
“Step aside mother, If you want to live…”
Ooh, that was a dark rhyme wasn’t It, Kevin?
I wouldn’t really kill her. I was just messing
Honestly Kevin, I would never kill her
I’d never suffocate her and throw her in a river
I love my mum she’s my only mother
I’d just need a pillow she’ll be easy to smother
Oh no, wait did I say that out loud?
Can I delete this or has It saved to the cloud?
Oh Kevin, I wish you’d just sung your verse
If the police see this I’ll be under arrust
Arrurst’s not a word but it rhymes with verse
I meant to say arrest but it came out worse
But, now I’m just starting to digrurss
I’ll shut up now and give it a rurst
If you like this and you’re not police
and If you want more I got the beats
I can treat you to a feast
I’m an oral specialeest
I’ll be giving out my rhymes
you can find them online
See, that wasn’t so hard was It, Kevin?
I’ll just do all the rhyming.
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How to Cope with Boredom & Loneliness (Theme of The Game)
Plastic Race Car Bed (Extended)
Beehave, Brother!
Oh, Kevin!
The Continuing Story of Harold and Kevin [Explicit]
17Minutes of Soundtrack
