Overview
A man who never eats pork bun is NEVER a whole man! This guide will help you correct the errors of your way and ultimately become a whole man!
Introduction
You there, look like you could use a good guide! I promise you, by end you finally whole man! Good heya?
There will be three parts. First paying respect… Then dealing with the false vendors! And finally if you must get foodie achievement, eat all sort of foods, how to do it without being tainted by fish balls!
Paying respects
You must become whole man! Eat pork bun!! Lucky for you, he almost everywhere and most common. Heck, there’s an island across bridge. Pork bun land! Only that sold there.
First of all, the pork bun guy ALWAYS has a chef hat and only him! Its easiest way from distance to identify him from the other false vendors which are street peddlers and not offer hiiiigh quaality food! He has funny accent, you like that one I know it. Sometimes you might notice a few pork bun men speaking perfect English – have no fear! These are converts who are still not proficient in the ways yet.
Only $15! A real man eats pork bun… lots of pork buns… Maybe then you have good hp and don’t need to run around dying.
As you can see, it gives health regeneration – no matter what you’re doing in the game. It is wise to stop by the pork bun man in order to become twice the man you are! So unless there’s a time limit or chase mission make sure when you see him you stop by and have a pork bun in your hand.
So do not harm him, ever. And buy a pork bun whenever you can!
False vendors
To quote great singer RODRIGUEZ! “Met a false vendor, On a lonely, dusty road. Lost my manhood.. When I found it: It had turned to dead, black coal. Pork bun man, you’re the answer. That makes my questions disappear”
So you remember this! Very important. Now to the false vendors, they sell all sort of plebian foods which must be pagan and low quality! They no wear chef hat because simple peddlers out to swindle you of your hard stolen cash!
They try trick you! Saying its low fat.. many calories.. But these are just lies, you already whole man and no need to worry about such things! If anything, they make you weak and half man again.
You don’t believe me?
This is result! You end up being rejected! Now let’s move on to dealing with them.
As you can see, he wears dirty apron! No way he righteos. Whats this? Red barrel?
You shoot it and go boom!
By eliminating the competition, you help pork bun spread its deliciousness and stop these inferior roast duck and fish balls from tricking more people. You get good karma and help the cause! Easiest way is the one bullet to red barrel, get cart and heretic in one go.
Foodie achievement
Okay.. So you want the eat 10 foods. This will be a test of your manliness! By now you’re a whole man who follows the pork bun way. The foodie achievement is required for full game compleition, but other food is as we established horrible! You just need pork bun. Pork bun is the best.
Solution easy: As you see, I eat roast duck here. But I noooo get tainted! Is because motorcycle helmet! You park by vendor, get out and quickly buy! That way you keep manliness and get achievement. You smart now, like me.