Overview
I’d like to find every little secret in this game, so I am writing a guide for the full 50,000 score.
Introduction
So this is the guide for those not only willing to get all those fancy achievements, but also leave no stone unturned and discover every little secret there is.
This guide now covers all 50,000 points to get in the game, unfortunately there is no secret to discover for getting all the points.
I will describe the action, the score gain and the total score gained up to that point, so keeping track of where you are is made as easy as possible.
If you follow this guide you will unlock at least 22 achievements along the way.
If you know any points I do not have on my list by now please contact me.
You should get around 1500 credits the first time you are at Caesar’s Phallus and after you’ve been left with only 5 bucks you should go up to around 500 again to have enough money at all times. Blackjack is the easiest way to earn good money with save-reload.
To skip the quiz press crtl+alt+x
Bugs/Missables
There have been some reports about bugs, which I want to post here, also some of the points are missable, there are:
- At the wedding hand the Wallet to the PRIEST not to Fawn! You might miss the points there
- When you have the empty bottle put the VODKA in it FIRST and take a taxi with only the vodka in the bottle. If you put something else in it, you may miss these points.
- When you pick up the Hammer from the Dumpster, before you pick up the diamond ring, you will gain 200 points for the hammer, but no score for the ring, which evens it out.
- When you order the round at Lefty’s make sure you order it twice, as you get a warning first. If you don’t have enough money, you will get the points anyway.
- You need to talk to Faith before you hand her the pills, otherwise you will miss 100 points.
News
These steps were found out recently and are not in the guide so far:
- In the room with the comedy show take a seat at the front of the screen 50 (48700)
- Use the helium on the unpatched doll [don’t stand on the balcony] 200 (48900)
- Take 3 taxi rides without having enough money to pay 500 (49400)
- Listen to 16 punchlines by Ken Williams without leaving the barstool (the guy in Lefty’s) 400 (49800)
- Dial 837-5309 200 (50000)
Lefty’s I.
- Look at the plate left side of the bar next to the left door 100 (100)
- Order Whishey 100 (200)
- Give Whiskey to drunk guy 200 (400)
- Take rose 100 (500)
- Use toilet 100 (600)
- Use zipper on toilet 100 (700)
- Take diamond ring 100 (800)
- Turn on hot water 200 (1000)
- Enter room with password 300 (1300)
- Take remote 100 (1400)
- Flip coaster then look at it 100 (1500)
- Take vibrator 200 (1700)
- Take batteries from vibrator 200 (1900)
- Use batteries on remote 200 (2100)
- Use remote on tv [7×30, 390] 600 (2700)
- Look at hooker on the bed 100 (2800)
- Take candy 100 (2900)
- Fall in dumpster, receive hammer 100 (3000)
- Use the trash cans in the same area twice [2x 100] 200 (3200)
- Call taxi at Lefy’s [must use the hand-symbol] 100 (3300)
Caesar’s I.
- Buy apple 200 (3500)
- Pick up the helium bottle 200 (3700)
- Listen to a song and the whole comedy show [200, 500] 700 (4400)
- Use breath spray on yourself for the first time 100 (4500)
- Take coveralls 200 (4700)
- Knock on every single door 200 (4900)
- Take key from coverall 300 (5200)
- Get hot sauce 200 (5400)
- Use hot sauce on Larry 100 (5500)
- Take club card from bin 200 (5700)
- Use key on door 2nd floor 200 (5900)
- Talk to Jasmine 100 (6000)
- Take squid 200 (6200)
- Use hot sauce on blowhole and take ambergris 500 (6700)
- See flashers 100 (6800)
- Talk to flashers 3 times 50 (6850)
- Take jasmin blossom 200 (7050)
- Enter chapel for the first time 200 (7250)
- Examine trash outside chapel 100 (7350)
- Use squid on cat 500 (7850)
Come-n-Go & Club 69 I.
- Examine the payphone 100 (7950)
- Call 1-209-683-8989 200 (8150)
- Call 555-6969 100 (8250)
- Answer incoming phonecall after that [leave area once] 200 (8450)
- Take wine 200 (8650)
- Take magazine 100 (8750)
- Buy a condom 300 (9050)
- Look at the magazine 100 (9150)
- Obtain pocket knife 300 (9450)
- Get inside of club 69 300 (9750)
- Talk to Fawn 100 (9850)
- Give Fawn the presents [3×200] 600 (10450)
- Dance with Fawn 200 (10650)
- Hand Fawn 200 bucks 200 (10850)
- Read EVERY star on the sidewalks 2100 (12950)
Lefty’s II.
- Use condom on yourself [hooker room] 100 (13050)
- Use hooker 200 (13250)
- Remove condom 100 (13350)
- Buy a second condom [and have sex again] 100 (13450)
- Buy a third condom 100 (13550)
- Have sex with hooker for the 3rd time [procedure above] 500 (14050)
- Spend 90 bucks on a round in the bar [select option twice] 200 (14250)
- Order vodka and combine (100, 200) 300 (14550)
- Listen to all 9 songs on the junkebox 1000 (15550)
- Drive with only vodka in bottle 200 (15750)
Caesar’s II.
- Hand 100 bucks to the PASTOR for the wedding [Giving the wallet to Fawn denies you these 200 points!] 200 (15950)
- Combine ambergris with bottle 200 (16150)
- Combine jasmine blossom with bottle 200 (16350)
- Combine “civet” with bottle 200 (16550)
- Finish the perfume 200 (16750)
- Enter honeymoon suite 100 (16850)
- Turn on radio 300 (17150)
- Use radio once more 200 (17350)
- Call 555-8039 [payphone at Club 69] 300 (17650)
- Talk to Fawn after the glass of wine 100 (17750)
- Use pocket knife 300 (18050)
- Take and combine the two short bungee cords [2×200] 400 (18450)
- Obtain the pills with bungee cords [at Lefty’s balcony] 500 (18950)
- Talk to Faith 100 (19050)
- Give pills to Faith 200 (19250)
- Take the elevator to the penthouse 200 (19450)
- Lick the glass door in Adams apartment 200 (19650)
- Obtain love doll from adams closet 200 (19850)
- Hand Jasmine the perfume 500 (20350)
- Snag latex repair kit 200 (20550)
- Combine repair kit with love doll 700 (21250)
- Show Adam the love doll [Club 69] 500 (21750)
- Combine helium with love doll [Adams balcony] 800 (22550)
- Use zipper on love doll twice 500 (23050)
- Talk to Eve 100 (23150)
- Use whirlpool 500 (23650)
- Hand Eve the apple 25000 (48650)
Credits
These steps were found out by others:
- Lick the glass door in Adams apartment 200
- Listen to all 9 songs on the junkebox 1000
- Drive with only vodka in bottle 200
- Examine the payphone 100
- Call 1-209-683-8989 200
- Buy a second condom [and have sex again] 100
- Buy a third condom 100
- Have sex with hooker for the 3rd time [procedure above] 500
- Use hot sauce on Larry 100
- Talk to flashers 3 times 50
Special thanks to Beny to bring up these 2550 points!
- Use the helium on the unpatched doll [don’t stand on the balcony] 200
Credit goes to leisureX for finding these 200 points!
- Take 3 taxi rides without having enough money to pay 500
- Listen to 16 punchlines by Ken Williams (the guy in Lefty’s) 400
- Dial 837-5309 200
Special thanks to Pidgeot, who brought up the final 1100 points!