Overview
Today i’m here to bring upon you some forbidden rat techniques that will make you win more games than ever as a survivor in this game so by the end of this guide you’ll become a true rat, and in case you haven’t figured it out yet i’m basically stealing this idea from General sam go check him out on YouTube.
First,Pre-game start preparations :
Now before you get in the game and before you enter a lobby and start a match there are a couple of things you must establish in your mindset, if you’re going to follow these instructions you have to know that you’re now a rat, a real rat steals from the wealthy a kills the poor a real rat has no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ morals , A real rat will leave his teammates to insure his own survival he will do whatever it takes to make sure that he is safe, of course saving his teammates is the cherry on top of the cake you can have it…but it’s not neccessary, Now that we’ve reached common ground on where you stand a person and as a rat let’s move on to the practical stuff.
Second, In-game preparations :
When you spawn in as a survivor your first task as a rat is to get as much utility as possible to be your arsenal against traitors, First you make a backpack to store all kinds of weapons, traps and supplies.
Second, you follow along with survivors when they open bunkers and get ahold of gunparts, gun parts are used to obviously make guns the most destructive of which is the Bolt-action rifle, this thing is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it increases your range when you aim and it deals the most damage out of all available weapons this ♥♥♥♥ does 400+ damage a shot and you have 10 of them of course if you miss you’re kinda ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and don’t you expecting to get close and personal with this ♥♥♥♥ think with your rat mind not your human mind stay away from danger while unleashing hellish attacks from far away and if they somehow get you just start crying and pretending to be the id thief they might actually pick you up sometimes, and before you start saying M9W this is some ♥♥♥♥♥ nerd ♥♥♥♥ then get the ♥♥♥♥ out of my guide this ♥♥♥♥ isn’t for you you’re not a rat get out door’s that way, This is for rats of science you have 10 rounds of this thing you’re gonna do 4000 damage that’s enough for 4 survivors my guy i bet you the moment you put one bullet into that traitor’s dumb face they will instantly turn the other way and start calling for their grandma to come save them some of those people will talk down on you for the way you play the game, infact your own kind rats will talk down at you for playing like this…. Those ain’t no true rats, as i stressed before a rat doesn’t have any morals he will do whatever it takes to ensure his survival unless take the escape pod taking it is like asking your friend to accompany you for a makeout session with your girlfriend it’s just aint worth it for them , you see we rats care about another thing…. Money, we will farm money for future events items to sell them on the steam market for profit we’re getting off topic here so let’s get back to it, escape pod don’t take it unless everyone died and that’s your only option. As you follow around with the survivors try to pick up supplies and hints of traitor acts on the way for example : someone spliting from the group, someone refusing to help with certain tasks even someone that’s not with you , they are all traitors to you you’re all alone in that game armed with nothing but berry bushes you’ll succeed in this journey , if you open a bunker with someone wait for them outside don’t give them the slightest chance to preform any tricks on you and ask them to bring you supplies that you need like gun parts and all that stuff with an innocent voice and thank them after because it’s good manners…what else you thought i was gonna say you psychopathe thank them when they do something nice to you, anyways once you’ve secured your sniper rifle and healing supplies you’re set to go basically, sniff out traitors ,help your teammate survivors to finish objectives and support them but don’t be a pushover make them help too this isn’t a charity organization make them pull their own weight too.
Third, end game and traitor situations :
When time comes that the traitors attack make sure to run and keep distance and do poke damage from far away if you get hit with a poison use the medkit to remove the poison effect, if you step on a landmine pray to god the traitor doesn’t get to you before your guy stands up did you see how long it takes for this guy to stand from a knock it’s like a fat middle age dad with a receding hairline trying to reach the TV remote 2 feets away from him… it’s pathetic but anyways if you fall on a bear trap there’s no saving your ass you’re better off claiming id thief before they execute you and remember you have a weapon that cuts through traitors like butter so keep your distance land those shots and don’t you complain you ungratefull ♥♥♥♥ the hitboxes aren’t bad your aim is, The thing that seperates a good survivor from a bad one is their brain and rats are no exception if you’re a good rat you use your head , if you have information that there’s traps on the second objective bring a disarm kit you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot don’t go in blind and hope for the best, it never works out that way the best case is that there are a couple traps and then you end up low hp with a broken leg you have 30 minutes for a reason get ready for stuff this game rewards the smartest not the strongest , so put on those backpacks craft those rifles because from now forward this is your life so get out there and perfect this ♥♥♥♥ and be somebody, don’t expect it to work on the first try you have to keep trying untill you become a master at this and after getting used to it you will start winning survivor games easily and traitors will seem pathetic and make sure when you down both the traitors to spit on them and call them bad at the game, actually don’t do that ♥♥♥♥ that will probably get me in trouble just play coffin dance song so you can assure your dominance oh yeah and make sure to take their clothes and eat their hearts when you’re done.
Okay the guide is over this is my mental state right now:
Okay i don’t have much to say here just do whatever the above or don’t your choice i don’t know why you’re listening to me i’m just an african trying to joke around in this guide, anyways i’m gonna go eat my girlfriend’s ass she’s been bugging me this whole time while i was making this ♥♥♥♥ she’s probably just baiting me into cuddling since we haven’t met in while because of the pandemic just go and make me proud and give this a high rating i need recegnition.
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