Overview
A list of the cosmetic items for Pixel Lobby avatars in Them’s Fightin’ Herds, (mostly) complete with images.
Foreword
This guide will list all of the cosmetic items for Pixel Lobby avatars in Them’s Fightin’ Herds (or at least as many as I know of) in alphabetical order, broken up by quality; going by the order of Common > Uncommon > Rare > Epic > Artifact. These listings will include an image of the item, its name, the fake “stats” corresponding to the item, the item’s description / flavor text, and how you obtain said item. If a field is left blank, it means that nothing is there in-game (i.e. if there is nothing in “Stats” or “Description”, the item shows nothing in the “Stats” or “Description” field).
The only exception to this will be Artifact quality neck items, which will be listed with the promotional items in alphabetical order first, followed by the playtime medallions ordered by the earliest point at which you can earn them.
The name, stats, and descriptions will be copied as they are shown in-game (or, technically, the items.lua file), meaning if there are grammatical, syntactical, or spelling errors in how they are shown in-game, they will be preserved in this guide (i.e. I’m not correcting them). If there are any exceptions or any additional information related to this, it will be noted in an “Other Notes” section within the item’s listing.
If you notice any missing items or errors in this guide (not including spelling errors that would appear in-game), leave a comment below or get in touch with me if needed. Additionally, if you have images of items that lack them or could otherwise procure them, I would greatly appreciate if you could share them with me!
Head Items [Common]
Description
WE CAN DIG IT!
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Stats
+10 Special birthday luck
Description
It makes you feel… important
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Stats
+10 Oleander attraction
+5 Angsty poems
Description
A rose by any other name would smell
as sweet.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Stats
+30 Nobility
+1 Royal Huoshan Headdress
Description
You can’t buy this kind of respect. But
at this price you can’t not.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Stats
+10 Belief
+10 Cards heart
Description
So I put on my robe first, then this?
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Description
Get into your stance, then hit.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Stats
-20 Mate
+10 Sticky hair
Description
If you can think of a better way to
drink it, I’d like to hear it.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Stats
-10 Decision Power
+10 Voting confidence
Description
Hear the ocean?, I can taste it.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Description
No bones about it… Ok, some bones
about it.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Description
In the naaaavy…
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Stats
+5 Vitamin A
-2 Soberness
Description
Good afterble constanoon!
No, it’sh only carrot juush!
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Description
Is actually a rabbit.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Stats
-50 Visibility
+50 Fashion Sense
Description
Can’t see narf, captain!
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Stats
-15 Depth perception
Description
Yarr harr fiddle dee dee.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Stats
+2 Dried Branches
+6 Winters Spirit
Description
I just really REALLY love trees.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Description
I think it’s smashing, darling, simply
smashing!
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Stats
+5 Ribbit
+10 Heir apparentination
Description
Hello my baby, hello my honey, Hello
my ragtime gal!
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Head Items [Common] (cont’d 1)
Stats
+10 Classyness
+3 Bubbles
Description
Don’t worry. It only blows bubbles
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Description
Finally, I can block overheads.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Stats
+5 Stripes
+1 Huge bow
Description
I’ve found the optimum
sprite/hugeness ratio!
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Stats
+10 Literalness
+10 Teachification
Description
The shadows come to dance, my lord,
dance my lord, dance my lord.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Stats
+10 Milk
+10 Delivery Skills
Description
Hey, I just deliver it, I dunno where it
comes from.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Name
Milk Delivery-er Cap
Stats
+15 Chocolate Milk
+15 Delivery skills
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Description
… and world peace.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Description
My glasses! I can’t see without my
glasses!
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Stats
+3 Civil Disobedience
+3 Political awareness
+10 Shirt-picture posing skills
Description
‘Rice-crackers… shawarma… old
person smell?’ Can you even protest
that?
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Stats
+100 Rightness
-1 JEEEEEEEEEEAN
-50 Merchandise
Description
A fox gave you these.
It was quite marvelous.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Stats
+10 Hunting Skills
+5 Tea consumption
+1 Juice Mango
Description
No, no, I said ‘It’s my PYTH helmet’
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Stats
+1 Truth
+50 Unbendiness
Description
There is no sp… Oh, there’s one right
here.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Description
Hello Yellow Brick Road!
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Stats
+1 Stripes
+2 Stripes
+3 Sripes
+AH AH AH AH
Description
Is it orange and black or blue and gold?
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Stats
+5 Woah mama
+15 Attractiveness
Description
My glasses! I can’t be seen without my
glasses!
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Stats
+5 Catscratch fever
Description
But like? what if the cat IS the hat?
Woooahhh.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Other Notes
The description shows up incorrectly in-game.
It should read as: “But like… what if the cat IS the hat?
Woooahhh.”
Description
Totally Radical!
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Stats
+0.05 Head protectination
Description
It is a hat and it is black and it is tiny.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Head Items [Common] (cont’d 2)
Stats
+5 Brainal Juice flowness
Description
For cocktail parties.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Stats
+10 Visibility
+5 Format compatibility
Description
Some students put it up there and I
just kinda left it.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Stats
+10 Cheesiness
+4 Sportsmanship
+1 Sandwich filling
Description
Belongs to Arizona’s uncle.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Head Items [Uncommon]
Description
When two become one.
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
Stats
+1 Totally not fake eye
-10 Depth perception
Description
For the self-conscious pirate. Ask
about our blue-eyed special!
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
Description
I like machines a lot. I guess you
could say I love them.
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests (presumably).
Stats
+10 Swashbuckling
+10 Helpless avenging
+10 Opressed aidness
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
Stats
+10 Gamedev skills
+99 Absolute power
Description
Would you believe we took these from
a rat?
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
Description
Here I am floating ’round my tin can…
Far above the moon.
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
Description
Duunn duunn… dunn dunn… dunn dun
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
Stats
+10 Cleverness
+2 Water Type weakness
Description
The skull of some long-deceased
critter, or possibly varmint.
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
Stats
+10 Edumacation
+10 Wordiness
+10 Thesaurification
+10 Crumulentness
Description
I absorb learnin’ directly through mah
noggin.
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
Stats
+1 Very nice feather
Description
And she called it macaroni!
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
Stats
+15 Creepiness
+5 Fart protection
Description
N? skal du danse til pip? v?r til du b?r
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
Other Notes
The description shows up incorrectly in-game.
It should read as: “Nå skal du danse til pipå vår til du blør”.
This roughly translates to (in English):
“Now you shall dance to our whistle til’ you bleed”.
Description
These don’t seem to be working.
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
Stats
-75 Visibility
+100 Fashion sense
+25 Shine
Description
Still can’t see narf.
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
Stats
-1 Conversation
+1 action
+1 bite
-1 bark
Description
What the buck did you just say about
my HAIIIIR!?
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
Stats
+2 Dog ears
+1 Aviator hat
Description
With this hat, there is no stoppin’ you.
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
Stats
+5 Convention readiness
Description
The purrfect headwear.
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
Description
Put your finger in your ear and wiggle
it up and down for the full experience.
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
Head Items [Uncommon] (cont’d)
Description
At least it wasn’t an apple.
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
Description
Did this go out of style? Na.
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
Description
doot… doot doot doot doot doot doooot…
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
Description
I feel cooler, but also ruder.
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
Description
I learned everything I know from a rat.
More accurately a rat person.
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
Description
‘Vat do you mean ees not spelled like
zat?’ – Velvet.
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
Name
Well Groomed ‘Stache
Stats
+10 Fanciness
+10 Style
Description
Pip pip! Tally-ho! Allons-y!
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
Head Items [Rare]
Description
Good hat for a Tuesday.
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
Stats
+15 Head protectination
+10 Weight
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
Stats
+15 NaCl
+10 Bad Luck… Maybe?
Description
And to an extent, the air is salt.
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
Head Items [Epic]
Stats
+10 Night Camouflage
+5 Tar
Description
I want it. Paint it, black.
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
Stats
+30 Handsomeness
+10 Too sexy
+4 Vault cravings
Description
Well hello there, Handsome
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
Stats
+30 Handsomeness
+10 Too sexy
+4 Hunter Taming
Description
Well hello there, Handsome
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
Description
*Glows internally*
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
Stats
+99 Bling
+50 Questionable legality
Description
Better hold on to your honeys.
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
Head Items [Artifact]
Name
Blazblue’s Jin’s Hair
Description
Cross promotion, baby!
Name
Blazblue’s Ragna’s Hair
Description
Cross promotion, baby!
Name
Guilty Gear’s Ky Kiske’s hair
Description
Cross promotion, baby!
Name
Guilty Gear’s Sol Badguy’s hair
Description
Cross promotion, baby!
Name
Skullgirls’ Cerebella
Name
Skullgirls’ Peacock’s
Stats
+50 Cartoon Shenanigans
+10 Hammerspace
Neck Items [Common]
Description
From the times of the Prophet.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Description
Friendship sure is magic!
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Description
Magic sure is friendly!
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Stats
+1 Black Rose
+5 Oleander Attraction
Description
Roses are re… oh. Well. Darn.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Stats
+1 Pendant
+1 Sketch portrait
+10 Hypothermia
Description
It’s uncanny. It shines with the exact
colour of an orange, but blue.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Stats
+10 Fuzzyness
+5 Blueness
+1 Scarfness
Description
A unique design from the Alpake
ranges, long forgotten. So we made
this one instead.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Description
It’s not easy wearing green.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Description
That’s no moon.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Description
Richard of York Gave Battle In Vain.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Stats
+1 Red Ribbon
+1 Achievement feel
Description
The feeling of achievement, without the
hassle of having to do anything.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Description
Who’s been painting my roses red!?
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Stats
+4 Rubies
+1 Necklace
+1 Demon father
Description
That’s so her.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Description
The craftsmanship and attention to
detail is truly, astonishingly…
unnoticeable.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Description
For the next month, we’ll be learning
the very foundation of flying. Walking.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Description
Yes, mom, I’m wearing it… No, no I
don’t need a new one.
How to Obtain
Given to all players by default.
Neck Items [Uncommon]
Description
WARNING: Not qualified for actual
flight.
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
Other Notes
The stats show up incorrectly in-game.
They should read as: “-20°C
+3 Dripping”.
Neck Items [Rare]
Stats
+10 Dramaticness
+10 Hero pose skills
Description
It billows dramatically, not because it’s
red, but in spite of it.
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
Description
WARNING: Keep away from Heavens.
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
Stats
+10 Hero pose skills
+10 Dramaticness
Description
It billows dramatically, even with no
wind.
How to Obtain
Randomly found in Salt Mine
treasure chests.
Other Notes
The item’s name in-game is truncated.
It should read as: “Scarf of Dramaticness”.
Neck Items [Artifact]
Name
Blazblue’s Jin’s Outfit
Description
Cross promotion, baby!
Name
Blazblue’s Ragna’s outfit
Description
Cross promotion, baby!
Name
Guilty Gear’s Ky Kiske’s outfit
Description
Cross promotion, baby!
Name
Guilty Gear’s Sol Badguy’s outfit
Description
Cross promotion, baby!
Stats
+1 Down
+1 Down forward
+1 Forward
+1 LK
Stats
+1 shiny-ish medal
+5 chocolate drippings
Description
Ingesting Medal might be
hazardous to health.
How to Obtain
Accumulate 10 hours of playtime.
Other Notes
The item’s name in-game is truncated.
It should read as: “Chocolate Rank Medal”.
Stats
+2 Chef Skills
+50 weight
+40 sinking power
Description
Can I go back to chocolate before I
break my neck?
How to Obtain
Accumulate 40 hours of playtime.
Stats
+1 more rank, yay!
+1 participation prize
Description
Is it just me or is this going green?
How to Obtain
Accumulate 80 hours of playtime.
Description
Hi-ho, Silver! Away!
How to Obtain
Accumulate 150 hours of playtime.
Stats
+15 SHINY!
+10 BLING
Description
Don’t pawn it.
How to Obtain
Accumulate 300 hours of playtime.
Description
Has three scratched letters in the back.
M…P… Something
How to Obtain
Accumulate 600 hours of playtime.
Changelog
1.0 (March 25th, 2018)
1.0.1 (March 25th, 2018)
- Incorrectly listed BlazBlue promotional items as requiring Chronophantasma instead of Centralfiction. Now fixed.
Known Issues
- Some items are outright missing. These include: Googly Eyes (I don’t have this), Third eye (don’t think I’ve seen this), Queen of the Hill Crown (haven’t earned this yet), and Minizona (never seen it in person but there is an image of this). Will update the guide to include these entries.
- Many items lack images (promotional items especially). While I know they exist within the game’s files and that those could be shown, I would rather show an in-game representation of the items (mostly because the sprites are very small). If you would like to see these files for yourself, most of them can be found in SteamsteamappscommonThem’s Fightin’ HerdsScriptsplayaround (along with some unused items, including the Moonlight Greatsword).
- The Dragoon Helmet and :Salt: are slightly cut off at the top.
- Half of the images have Velvet moved to the side by a pixel or two. I accidentally moved Velvet a little bit during her photo shoot. Yes it annoys me too. I don’t wanna retake all of these. Leave me alone