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Open a nearby fridge. If you do not have one, go to your local supermarket or something and FREAKING BUY ONE IF YOU HAVE A PC YOU GOTTA HAVE A FR- AHEM… I mean, buy one. Return home, (if you have just bought a fridge idi- i- i- um…. Man?) Open your fridge by putting your hand on the grip, and pulling the fridge open. Once your fridge is open, grab a slice of cheese, (Or, if you don’t have cheese, again, go buy some.) Move your upper jaw up, and bottom jaw down. Bring the cheese to your mouth, and drop it in. Begin to gently swish your jaws around, and turn the cheese into tiny bites, then, swallow. There you go! You Just ate cheese! Good job, uh- guy. I bet you already know how to do this anyway.
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