Overview
So I decided to list all of the fails in Infiltrating the Airship and Fleeing the Complex here.
-Infiltrating the Airship-
Lightning Quick Larcenist (Fake Ending, Sticky Hand)
0-Point Energy: I don’t really know where you were planning to put that.
Ball n’ Chain: A winner is you!
Government Supported Private Investigator (Earpiece)
C4: You know when they blow stuff up and say “TAKE COVER!!”? [Small] That’s why… [/small]
Knock: They probably would have let you in if you had Girl Scout cookies with you.
Acid: I can’t stand acid either.
Disguise: Oh congratulations! Happy Father’s Day!
Transdimensionalizer: You went to the 1st Dimension. It’s ok just flip the switch up to get back to.. Oh right…
Charles: Hey look! Charles is here!
Platform: Targetting system must be a little off.
Gravity Bubble: So wait… Does ‘Up’ increase gravity or does it lift you up in the air?
Mind Control: Controlling another person is harder than it looks, ok??
Remote Access: Woops, wrong subroutine.
Gatling Gun: Wow he didn’t even hit the door..
Timeout: This isn’t a good time Charles.. But still, that sounds crazy!
Ninja Star: “You missed! How could you miss he was three feet in front of you!” (You can get a badge by spelling out ‘MULAN’ by clicking on the text in this fail message.)
Falcon Kick: I think you put too much energy into it that time.
Shut off the power.: Let’s hope the landing gear still has power.
I don’t need your help!: Good hustle.
Flashbang: Wow, that was bright.
Sleeping Gas: You snooze you lose. Or I guess in this case you… Don’t snooze you.. lose?
Banana Bomb: Dun dun dun dun OOoohhhhh BANANA! Dun dun dun dun (You can click on the fail message for a badge.)
Pure Blooded Thief (Grapple Gun)
Joy Buzzer: Remind me to never shake your hand.
Expanding Foam: I think it said do NOT shake well.
Bomb: Should’ve used the remote bombs.
Escape Pod (Mistaken for an elevator): Could’ve sworn that was an elevator.
Computer: …Just one more turn?
Teleporter: Well I’d better get going. Have fun here by yourself!
Stretch Chewies: That really grinds my gears. [Small] ROFL [/small]
Magic Pencil: Why did you draw a Nutshot Crawler?
Wizard Magic: …Rolled a 1…
Hack: Watt are you doing? That’s quite shocking! I’m glad I’m not in your current situation. I bet you can’t wait to go Ohm. (Hidden badge here)
Retro Glove: You have Look like an idiot…
Clawpack: Take care of your bird! Err…. Claw.
Gravity Manipulator: I think you pulled the wrong trigger. That one launches.
Shell: ..What exactly was your plan there?
Propane Tank: Hank Hill Quote …Tell ya h-what.
Umbrella: Maybe a spoonful of sugar will make you feel better.
[1] CCC Base [/h1]
L. Cut mk II: We’ll take our problems and PUSH them somewhere else!
D.E.B.: No Message
G.A.B.E.N.: error: stack overflow System.IO.FileNotFoundException: Could not find file C:Program FilesHL3GABEN.dll Dump cache;
Relentless Bounty Hunter/Rapidly Promoted Executive (Cannon Ball)
Laser: Newton’s third law: one force is actually two forces, and they, uh, are the same but they’re also different. Yeahh…something like that.
Thruster: Yunno, I really expected you to go faster with those thrusters.
Timeout: Whoa! That thing was COAL-ossal!
Spikes: I see you went with a defensive move. Good choice.
Boost: Gotta go fast! (oh by the way there’s a ramp to the door.)
Timeout: Ok, Ok! No more quick time events. (How’s your head, by the way?) (that message wasn’t kept though)
Metal Fist: I think it would’ve been cooler if you turned into a rhino. (Rhinos are difficult to draw [unused in the remastered version])
Warp: Some are not mentally prepared enough for alternate dimensions.
Metal Bend: “You’re a bender, Harry.” -Gandalf
Robo Pants: You forgot to wear the harness didn’t you?
Option 1: Dirk
Fight: Out of all those options you chose Fight? How boring.
Blitz: I thought for sure that would’ve done it.
Magic: Gee, that.. BackFIREd. (10/10 jokes here folks)
Option 2: Yo-Yo
Bash: What did you expect hitting him with a yo-yo would do?
PSI: I’d be crying if you flashed me too.
Defend: “The best offense is a good defense.” -Somebody Unsuccessful
Jet Boots: JetBoots production notes: find lighter material to construct boots out of
Beef Up: BeefUp! See results in up to eight seconds!
Both endings divide here.
Parachute (RBH): Butterfingers. (Clicking on the text gives the Buttery Snack medal)
Missile (RPE): On second thought that might not have been such a good idea..
-Fleeing the Complex-
Note: The Henry’s Cell portion is just on the Wait for Transfer paths.
Play Dead: Pretty convincing there.
Cookie: How curious.
Sonic Pulse: That hurt my ears! *Angry face*
Teleporter: gg no re
Fake Illness: What, you don’t like your new friends?
Ghost Inmate (Boost Up > Go Alone)
Pickpocket: Did you really need all that? [Small]No loot left behind![/small]
Command Melody: Too bad you didn’t know how to play, like, an Ocarina or something.
Sprint: Bet you thought that was just a spear.
Security Cell Block
Longshot: The longshot only hooks on to wood things. Luckily you hit one! 😀
Spring: Come to think of it those boingers are kinda loud.
Security Room Elevator
Bungee: Did… Did you just bungee jump with a plain rope?
Button: Lunchtime already fellas?
Balance: Oh. That pipe wasn’t very sturdy. [Small]Fatso…[/small]
Plunger Boots: aeiou (Pressing the text 7 times will give a badge)
Getting Past The Guards
Box: Hey at least you weren’t found!
Shadozer: Now you’re but a shadow of your former self.
Choosing an Escape Vehicle
Rocket: I think you mixed up the staging process a bit.
S.S. Annie: Did you think none of the crew would notice an unscheduled departure?
Convict Allies (Boost Up > Bring Ellie)
Distract: I… Wh… I just.. Whaat.
Bounce Bros: Did you really need to be so extravagant?
Tall Guy: I don’t see how being taller was supposed to help there.
GraviToR v2.0: Newton’s 6th Law. Use the gravity knob to reset gravity to the default setting.
Judo Throw: That’s about the teamwork I expected.
Grenade + Taser: Electricity + Grenade = Crazy Explosion apparently.
Grenade + Crossbow: If he goes down he’s taking you with him!
Sniper Rifle + Crossbow: >Let’s see that in an instant replay< (Sound Warning) (Clicking on the underlined text will play an MLG remake of the fail.)
Blend In: What is that guy a detective or something?
Pass By: Looks like they bought your disguises.
Captured
Adrenaline: I guess they do look pretty similar. I see how you could get them mixed up…
The KNEE: Whoa whoa whoa! You can’t go mixing fighting game references like that!
Escape Route
Hole in the fence: Looks like you needed one of these. (A stickman acting as stop/go, tapping a foot appears.)
Truck: Didn’t your mother tell you to not get into vans with strangers? [Small]I guess this is a truck.[/small]
Presumed Dead (Charge Tackle)
Part 1
Timeout: Notice that timer? Now you know exactly how much time you have before your terrible reflexes are revealed.
Speed Shoes: 2 fast 4 you
Hide: Oh, you managed to find a cell on your own! What a responsible prisoner.
Part 2
Timeout: Yunno, I don’t think this guy knows what he’s saying.
Web Throw: Your hands are still covered up you know? [Small]Can you even shot web?[/small]
Tool Gun: Cheaters never prosper. (You must press ‘Close’ at the end of the fail scene to get to the fail message)
Building: That wasn’t scary.
Tank: Gee, TANKS a lot.
Guard with boxing gloves: TKO
Costume: Those guys need to CHILL.
Sandwich: This one weird trick will make you SUPER BUFF! Weightlifters HATE him!
Timeout: Not even close, baby.
Bail: You should’ve followed up with a tether from your wrist strapped grapple hook. [Small]What do you mean you don’t have one of those…[/small]
Shoot: Eyes on the road, man!
Warp Star: This place seems familiar.
Airbag: Airbags save lives.
Surrender: Maximum security? What an honor!
*The options will appear in order as time passes by.