HOW TO TRUCK CREWMAN

Overview

This is one of the most useless and stupid guides ever made , u will die many (many) times if u follow all the steps of this list , but belive me , the result WILL be worth all of them …… or u will just waste ur time……this guide is more easily applicable in the Forward Airfield map due to the high percentage of gabbages.

STEP 1 : get a truck

As u may note , truck drivers drive trucks , so obviously u will need a truck and by saying truck i mean a civilian truck , not that piece of crap that the American army call “Truck 1/4 4×4 ton” , its not a truck , its an ugly car and possibly your second worst enemy . Anyway the “-MLG- Civilian Truck is armed with a heavy Nothing , and an incredibly annpying horn , press T while holding Mouse1 to make the horn automatic if u want to go on #YOLO missions or just to attract the enemy team’s attention.

STEP 2 : your targets

K m8 of u made it this far it means my guide doesnt really suck as much as i think , anyway , your targets , Russians , Soviets , Communists , or any one u want , i just say that Soviets are a better choise but evrybody has opinions . If u want to accomplish ur target u have to kill (or troll) enemies by driving into them , this will kill them and if there was a chat for both teams you would see him saying “…” ,its extrimly statisfing to kill an enemy infantryman with ur truck but thats not all.

A truck crewman can be usefull too by sneaking and destroying (or trolling) enemy tanks or snipers camping in somwhere none wants to go , thats your job if u want to be useful , just run them over or try to flip over tanks.

Now the “serious” part , ur worst enemy , the only GAZ-67 , certantly faster than u , killing its driver will have to be your main objective , why u ask? Cuz it doesnt have a gunner …

STEP 3 : the tattics

K now u have learned enough to go die for ur country u may think , ABSOLUTLY NO !!!
U still have to learn the most important part : wat to do to stop an enemy GAZ or to kill the driver after it stopped ?
If u manage to stop an enemy veichle the first thing u would do is to shot the onemy wouldnt u ? wrong ,dont do that or u may get ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by a PPSH or anything that shoots fast . Here are the tattics to have a lower possibility of getting K.I.A.
1-Spam granades from behind ur truck to scare the enemy or even to kill him
1.5-If u have RPGs just run at him and suicide
3-If he’s running away finish him with ur rifle (i’ll explain later wich one to use)
5-dont tbag him

WEAPONS AND EQUIPMENT

Now for one of the most useless parts of this useless guide : Weapons & Equipment
I wold actually reccomend the following loadouts:
-Pistol,Grenades,Anti-Tank
-Pistol,Bazooka/SA Rifle
-SA rifle,Grenades,Anti-Tank
-SMG,Grenades,Anti-Tank
Since we are sofisticated people we wont use Assault Rifles or BA rifles like thoose ones who always top score in the leaderboard …
The best uniforms for this role are the following :
Germany:Blau,Feldgrau B,Splittermuster A
UnitedStates:Black Fieldcamo
SovietUnion:Dont play Soviet Union
Theese are the most usefull camos in open fileds , where u want to fight with ur truck ,or in urban…

NOW U R READY TO DIE

Congrats u managed to read dis whole piece of ♥♥♥♥ without vomiting now u can go on the battlefields of Factory , Mountain Town and Forward Airfield
Its even more fun to play with ur friends , spread the message …

SOMETHING ELSE TO THINK ABOUT AFTER U HAVE DIED

I’ve recived complains about me not being clear about some useless details , so here are some tips to think about after u’ve died the first time :
1-have u been drinking in the last 5 minites ? that’s a good start to accidentaly kill someone
2-if u accidentaly drive ur truck in a river u should know that it will explode due to the gabbages used as fuel in the early 40s
2.7-if ur problem was getting killed u first have to know who killed u : if it was a soviet u will not leave the game until u have killed that one guy or just buy a gabbage , if it was an american just say that u like Forward Airfield’s gabbages in chat , it will start a complex mechanism that will eventually have ur murederer killed , dis won’t work if u use it against germans or soviets , if a german killed u think about the mistakes if have done in ur life , one of them was reading this guide…