Overview
Every good electrician avoids shorts by including a resistor, but sometimes you just can’t afford one!Good thing we have a new, innovative way of collecting some!
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How to Harvest a Resistor (Pt. 1)
Organic life is required, as it’s the only source of resistance other than androids (which can conduct a bit too well).
Of course, you can’t just go around and grab high-quality resistors when you see them, that’s illegal for some stupid reason!
Instead, you need to be sneaky. Pretend that you’re a criminal killer or a gorse buster, that’ll trick ’em!
I prefer gorses, so I’ll go with the second option. Once I find my gorse, I-
*whisper whisper*
Wait, what?
*more whispering*
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN’T-
*more urgent whispering*
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How to “Find” a Resistor (Pt. 2)
Okay, so my lawyers told me that I’m not allowed to go into detail about the basics of-
*whispering again*
…about the basics of stealing a person’s limbs without their consent or knowledge.
However…
*several squish sounds, screams, and gunshots*
They can’t boss me around if their limbs get stolen!
Did I mention that these “resistors” are just biological body parts? As I said, I personally prefer gorse resistors. They’re easier to get and less… incorrect…
Oh, right, my lawyer isn’t here to boss me around anymore!
It’s less illegal to kill gorses as long as you make sure that they aren’t pets. TRUST ME.
Back on topic.
You want to crush the skull of the gorse, something that is surprisingly easy to achieve!
Next, you take the leftover legs and plug them into your electrical equipment. When one part of the leg is electrified, the other part will occasionally pulse with about half the current of the input.
It might not be very useful, but I really like this concept. Also, it’s an excuse to crush gorse skulls.
What are Resistors used For?
They’re not used for much, but one major use is as a simple electrical clock. Like, I’m already thinking of a design for a NOT gate I could use this in!
Use this for what you want, I’m currently running from something I cannot take a screenshot of because LAZINESS
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