Overview
Here you will learn the skills to become the next great John Lennon.These text should be apllied to other Unreal 3 games.
Enable Text2Speech
1) Its no secret that most Unreal engine games have Text2Speech left in a retail release of some games. So first enable that bad boy.
Its located in:
C:UsersNAMEDocumentsMy GamesUnrealEngine3ShooterGameConfigShooterGame.ini
2) Open up ShooterGame.ini. Hit Ctrl+F and find TTSEnabled=.
3) Change false to true
4) Mission Accomplished.
How to be John Stamos
Here it is everyone. What you have been waiting for. How to become the great John Cena
You can simply copy and paste these in the chat and spam away. Here are some kawaii phrases:
A-team
[dah<300,30>][dah<60,30>][dah<200,25>][dah<1000,30>][dah<200,23>][dah<400,25>][dah<700,18>]
Emperial march
[dah<600,20>][dah<600,20>][dah<600,20>][dah<500,16>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,20>][dah<500,16>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,20>]
[dah<600,27>][dah<600,27>][dah<600,27>][dah<500,28>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,19>][dah<500,16>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,20>]
John Madden ordering Pizza
[:nh]I’m gonna eat a pizza. [:dial67589340] Hi, can i order a pizza? [:nv]no! [:nh]why? [:nv] cuz you are john madden![:np]
Portal 2 space core
[_<1,30>]spayyyyyyyyyyyace
Random ass swearing with censored
you’re a,[:tone 1000,300] with,[:tone 1000,300] in your,[:tone 1000,300]
tetris tune
[:t 430,500][:t 320,250][:t 350,250][:t 390,500][:t 350,250][:t 330,250][:t 290,500][:t 290,250][:t 350,250][:t 430,500]
funky town
[:t 520,250][:t 520,250][:t 460,250][:t 520,500][:t 390,500][:t 390,250][:t 520,250][:t 700,250][:t 660,250][:t 520,500]
Glados’s birth parents prank call
[:dial6387657]The birth parents you are trying to call do not love you, please hang up[:t 350,500][:t 1,500][:t 350,500]
John Madden choir
Dram[aa<250,21>] matic [hxae<250,26>]coir[hxae<250,28>]na[aa<450,29>][aa<200,26>]with jonh[mae<900,24>deh<1000,26>nn]
The baby pooped
mamma mia, poppa pia, baby got the dy[aa<999,999>]reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa
mario song
[:tone 165,200][:tone 165,400][:tone 165,400][:tone 131,200][:tone 165,400][:tone 196,800][:tone 98,1000]
The whaling tune
[_<1,13>]we’re[_<1,18>]whalers[_<1,17]on[_<1,18>]the[_<1,20>]moon[_<400,13>]we[_<1,20>]carry[_<1,18>]a[_<1,20>]har[_<1,22>]poon
[_<1,22>]but there[_<1,23>]aint no[_<1,15>]whales[_<1,23>]so we[_<1,22>]tell tall[_<1,18>]tales and
[_<1,20>]sing our[_<1,18>]whale[_<1,17>]ing[_<1,18>]tune
Gaben
[gey<800,13>ih<800,15>beh<800,17>n][_<800,17>][gey<800,17>ih<800,18>beh<800,20>n]
[gey<400,20>ih<800,25>ih<400,24>ih<400,25>ih<800,20 >ih<400,18>ih<800,17>ih<800,15>beh<800,13>n]
Daisy
[dey<600,24>ziy<600,21>dey<600,17>ziy<600,12>gih<200,14>vmiy<200,16>yurr<200,17>ah<400,14>nsrr<200,17>duw<1200,12>]
[ay<600,19>mhxah<600,24>fkrey<600,21>ziy<600,17>ah<400,14>llfow<100,16>rthah<100,17>llah<400,19>vah<200,21>vyu<1200,19>]
[ih<200,21>twow<200,22>ntbiy<200,21>ah<200,19>stay<400,24>llih<200,21>shmae<200,19>rih<600,17>jh]
[ay<200,19>keh<400,21>ntah<200,17>fow<400,14>rdah<200,17>keh<200,14>rih<800,12>jh]
[buh<200,12>tyu<400,17>lluh<200,21>kswiy<400,19>tah<200,12>pah<400,17>nthah<200,21>siy<200,19>t]
[ah<100,21>vah<100,22>bay<200,24>sih<200,21>kuh<200,17>llbih<400,19>lltfow<200,12>rtuw<1200,17>]
Party Rock Anthem
[:np][paa<200,20>artiy<200,20>rah<200,11>awkih<200,11>]is[ih<200,11>]in[dah<200,11>ao<600,23>]ouse[tuw<200,23>][nay<800,21>]ight
[eh<200,16>vriy<200,18>buh<200,20>diy<200,18>jhuh<400,11>stah<200,11>vah<200,11>guh<350,18>]ood[tay<400,16>mm]
[aa<200,20>ndwiy<200,11>gah<200,11>nmay<200,11>kyuw<200,11>]ool [uw<500,23>]ooze[yuw<200,23>]or[may<700,21>]ind
[eh<200,16>vriy<200,18>buh<200,20>diy<200,18>jhuh<400,11>stah<200,11>vah<200,11>guh<350,18>]ood[tay<400,16>mm]
[paa<200,20>artiy<200,20>rah<200,11>awkih<200,11>]is[ih<200,11>]in[dah<200,11>ao<600,23>]ouse[tuw<200,23>][nay<800,21>]ight
[eh<200,16>vriy<200,18>buh<200,20>diy<200,18>jhuh<400,11>stah<200,11>vah<200,11>guh<350,18>]ood[tay<400,16>mm]
[aa<200,20>ndwiy<200,11>gah<200,11>nmay<200,11>kyuw<200,11>]ool [uw<500,23>]ooze[yuw<200,23>]or[may<700,21>]ind
[wiy<200,16>]eej[uh<200,18>stwaa<200,20>nuh<200,18>siy<200,16>aa<200,18>][:dv hs 200]SHAKE THAT [:np]
Soviet Anthem
[lxao<400,23>lxao<800,28>lxao<600,23>lxao<200,25>lxao<1600,27>lxao<800,25>lxao<600,23>lxao<200,21>lxao<1600,23>]
[lxao<400,16>][lxao<400,16>][lxao<800,18>][lxao<400,18>][lxao<400,20>][lxao<800,21>][lxao<400,21>][lxao<400,23>]
[lxao<800,25>][lxao<400,27>][lxao<400,28>][lxao<800,30>][_<400,23>][lxao<400,23>][lxao<800,32>][lxao<600,30>]
[lxao<200,28>][lxao<800,30>][lxao<400,27>][lxao<400,23>][lxao<800,28>][lxao<400,27>][lxao<400,25>][lxao<800,27>]
[lxao<400,20>][lxao<400,20>][lxao<800,25>][lxao<400,23>][lxao<400,21>][lxao<800,23>][lxao<400,16>][lxao<400,16>]
[lxao<800,28>][lxao<800,27>][lxao<200,25>][lxao<1600,23>]
more meemees can be found here:
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These memes were stolen from: [link]
Now you have become the next great John Travolta
Keybind for ultimate annoyance
For keybinding, go to
C:UsersNAMEDocumentsMy GamesUnrealEngine3ShooterGameConfigShooterInput.ini
And change whatever you want. Example
Bindings=(Name=”NumPadFour”, Command=”Say [Mah<250,31>]l[ih<250,34>][Tuh<250,31>]ul[Pow<499,29>][Niy<799,34>][Mah<250,27>]l[ih<250,29>][Tuh<250,27>]ul[Pow<499,26>][Niy<799,22>][aa<499,24>][aa<499,26>][aa<499,27>][aa<499,29>][aa<900,27>]”);