how to make a car (and other cool stuf)

Overview

ok so you open guide and read and then lern how to do cool epic stuff!1!

start of thing

do you want a car that looks like this?!?!?1
but you dont know how? well introducing how to make a car and other cool stuf i guess.

We were not to fault for the injuries of the man in the photo above. Don’t sue us or we’ll, call you smelly

actually how to make car now!

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Quick guide to making car

However, if you prefer text then good for you!

1. get metal poles (as many as needed
2 wheels (or more if you want)
a chair for your guy to sit in
a guy (not woman ew)
and anything else that’s wacky

2. put 2-3 poles together to make a very long metal pole, attach them at the ends.

3. attach the wheels to the ends of the long pole to make a base for our car. go ahead and turn the wheels on to see if it moves.

4. Go crazy! make any kind of car you want; Trucks, SUVS, etc etc. Dont forget your guy, or he’ll be very sad.

My personal car looks like this:

making really big boom boom

now that you have a car, you need to run from something!
or go to somewhere to dispose of the evidence

in this chapter you will make a big boom, or a bomb

step 1.
there are no steps. go insane! do whatever you want, as long as your car can escape it!

this is my bomb, so we will use this for demonstration.

how to make a cannon cuz screw you

hey kid wanna make a cannon yeah okay sure please help me

• 1. get a bowling ball, 2 dynamite, 2 I-beams, and a metal cube
• 2. set up your objects as shown. freeze the metal cube and I-beams.

  

• 3. activate the dynamite, and the bowling ball will go flying.
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• 5. Don’t listen to step 4.

doing it

okay, we’re gonna actually do it!
text guide below:
get your car in place, as well as your bomb.

then, start your car and get it moving! or you’re fired
then, explode your bombs and see if it does anything!
if it does, hooray! you get to cOMiT MUrDEr!1!!!
if it doesn’t, use the atom bomb.

end

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