Overview
Do you find players kicking you because you need to git gud? Worry no more! For this guide will tell you how to git gud and get really mlg.
Section 1: gitting gud
Now you might be wondering how you can git gud and the answer is quite simple.
The first step is to get a low-class East London accent, and use the word dosh for everything.
Got that down? Gud, you’re gitting gudder m8.
Section 2: Acquire DLC
You heard me. Get all the skin packs. Wouldn’t want people knowing how poor you are in real life, right? And you can’t git gud without them. You need to keep up with all the latest gimmicks, or else you’ll get kicked for not having enough swagger. Or dosh.
Section 3: Finding the right difficulty
If you’re level one, consider doing hard. If you’re level two, go on suicidal. If you’re level three, it’s only logical you’ll go on hell on earth. This way when you enter the game, everyone will realise you’re pro, because you’re taking on a man’s challenge with a handicap. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is all you’re going to get when you’re this alpha.
Section 4: Finding the right playstyle
If you’re really bad at the game, which is why you’d be reading this, you wouldn’t have found a playstyle yet. My advice is to do my favourite playstyle. Just grab the medic class, heal no one and kill everything yourself being the alpha of your team.
Section 5: The zeds
You’ve got a gun, shoot them with bullets, don’t let them get to you. It’s really that simple.
If you like advanced tactics, split up in your team. This way you divide the attention and can take on smaller groups by yourself very easily.
Section 6: The music
Now, in order to git gud, you need some good bloody music.
So, switch off the generic killing floor music (and sounds, because they’re distracting)
and instead, play this Congrats, you’re gitting gud!
**pro tip** Acquire vodka. Lots of it.
Section 7: The end
Let me know if this guide helped you git gud in any way or if I missed anything with it.
Enjoy and keep earning that dosh!