Bean Battles Guide

The comprehensive Bean Battle lore guide for Bean Battles

The comprehensive Bean Battle lore guide

Overview

This guide details all that has happened to lead up to this point, beans destroying beans.

Let there bean light

Does war change?

After the terrible nuclear holocaust of World War 3 all that was left were beans and guns.
Everything had BEAN eradicated.

In a freak mutation involving the corpses of dead people all around the globe (or dinosaur, or disk), and beans, beanmen (♥♥♥♥ abeanus) grew out of the DNA from the merged bean and mammal cells

And they were thirsty, thirsty for blood.

Picking up the nearest weapon they could find they started to maim and destroy each other with prejudice, the wanton disregard for life and destruction made even the doom slayer quake in his boots.

And so we bring us back to the present, beans fighting with every weapon they can lay their hands on.

Will they continue to destroy each other in their thirst for flesh?
or will they figure out how to build a civilisation and stop the disregard for beanmen life?

who knows.

BUT THATS JUST A THEORY

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