Overview
A quick-easy fun guide on how to beat Brilliant Bob
Step 1: Understand what your getting yourself into.
For the start of this guide I’d like to tell you right now you must have time. Lots of time. You must be prepared to work hard, like the karate kid…… in a sweatshop….. in china. You must be willing to study to the point where you start sweating like a blind lesbian in a sushi market. Now lets get started.
Step 2: Supply yourself with plenty of caffeine.
Now any drug that gives you a sufficient supply of energy should be good. Legally, I can recommend caffeine. Lots, and lots of caffeine. Personally, to prepare myself for a long gaming experience, I love the dollar store. I go to the dollar store and buy the following: Blender, Caffeine Pill, 5 Hour Energy, Monster, and Redbull. And the guy who sells meth behind the ally isn’t to shabby either.
With these supplies you should be set to go on your long journey.
Step 3: Apply all of your caffeine into your body!
For this step you will need to apply, all at once, the caffeine and any other drugs into your body all at one time. This boost should give you endless hours of fun, drug addiction , and gameplay!
Step 4: Losing yourself in thought.
Now that you have made a successful drug addiction became a MLG pro in Brilliant Bob, you’ll find yourself with hours lost in thought. Now don’t worry this is completely natural. You’ll think about your social life, your future, and maybe some of your past. You’ll regret your life and every single decision you’ve made, and possible develop Insomnia the loss of sleep, but that can be made up of course! Eventually, you’ll be pumping your blood with the finest ♥♥♥♥ you can find on the street. Trying to get as high as Wiz Khalifa in a rocket ship. wanting to pull all-nighters! It’s completely fun and I would recommend as you will be able to improve on your gaming! Passing level after level, eventually surpassing Vegeta with your addiction level over 9000!
Step 5: Attempting to end your new found addiction
Now that you’ve developed an addiction to drugs video games, you’ll eventually have to break this habit! Now you can just realize that life is an endless meaningless void of blasphemy, where your nothing but a spec of dust in the beach of the universe, and joining rehab!
Step 6: Realizing this is a commercial for rehab!
World Class Drug Rehab Center
Inside the magnificent grounds at Passages, you’ll find the most comprehensive and sophisticated treatment program in the world. When founders Chris and Pax Prentiss created this program in 2001, they began with one goal in mind — to create the world’s finest team of treatment professionals. Your team will be comprised of nurses, psychologists, family therapists, trainers, acupuncturists, hypnotherapists, spiritual counselors, and many others, ensuring your complete satisfaction from the day you check in until the day you graduate from our world-class drug rehab center.
We offer a strong focus on one-on-one therapy, and we do not use the 12 Step program. When you check into Passages you will be assigned your own ten-person team of therapists. Many treatment centers claim to offer what we provide, but it’s not true, their program is made up of almost all group meetings with very little one-on-one therapy.
Non-12 Step Addiction Treatment Philosophy
Unlike other rehab centers, we don’t believe that addiction is a disease. Our research shows that people become dependent on drugs and alcohol because of one of these four causes:
1. A chemical imbalance
2. Events of the past you have not reconciled
3. Current conditions you can’t cope with
4. Things you believe that aren’t true
Our goal is to find out what’s driving you to use drugs or alcohol. Once we locate the cause of your addiction, we will begin the work to heal it. Our entire program revolves around accomplishing this goal using an advanced one-on-one approach to therapy.
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