Overview
this guide will tell you why disco zombie from popcaps plants vs zombies game of the year edition released on steam is the real sex offender
sample text
disco zombie is a really big sex offender and i kniw this for multiple reasnons for one he only shows up at ngiht when all of the people are sleeping he also sumons more men to help him be a sex offeneder but these men got sex offedned by dsico zombie himself!!!!!!!
more reason!!!!!
dsico zombie had to change his appearecnee becuase the fbi caught onto his crimes!!!! so he chnged so that the fbi wouldnt know who he was he also made his slaves change after committgjng sexual offender on thme!!!! his name is also disco zombie and if you remove the s it sounds like dico zombie and a dic is a sexual offender part!!!!
crims commrited
- tax evasion
- shoplifting
- scmamming
- racism
- race drivingism
- vehicular zombieslaughter
- treason
- sex offender
dicso zombie is a very very bad person!!!! and that wasnt even all of the crimes!!! there are a lot more!!!
consclsuion
disco zombie bad sex offender
Serious note
this post ofc is satirical, not being serious. But i’m sure most of you have figured that out already, and secondly I wan’t to share that for very obvious reasons this post has not mentioned nor made jokes about a very specific irl person.