How to be Ethan Winters (In real life)

Overview

𝕳𝖔𝖜 𝖙𝖔 𝖇𝖊 𝕰𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖓 𝖂𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖘 (𝕴𝖓 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖑 𝖑𝖎𝖋𝖊)(ℂ𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤’ 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕓𝕚𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙)

Step 1

Get a wife or waifu whatever
I prefer real MIa

I said real MIa

perfect!

Step 2 (Things you need to buy)

a

like this at least

a

and some pills to stop your pain

Step 3 (the most important)

Now if you donot have a wife or enough money to buy a chainsaw and a stapler + under 18
please leave this guide.
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You know what’s next, let your wife do the honor

half way there

Step 4 or 5 maybe? I forgot

Take some pills.

pick up your hand and nail it back with the stapler
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Announcement

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