Overview
In this Guide, I will walk you through on Strong Bad’s Cool Game for Attractive People (or SBCG4AP for short) Episode 3-5: Baddest of the Bands (PC, PS3 & Wii Versions).Featuring Special Guest Celebrity Judges: LimozeenNo Bats, Whales or Fish were harmed in the making of this Walkthrough.
1. Episode 3 Story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMVLYAPg3VA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Cozh2ZNg1w
When Strong Bad’s beloved Fun Machine goes up in smoke, he must organize and win his own Battle Royale of the Bands to afford the costly repairs. But he’s up against some stiff competition! Can he rock the stage and win the big cash prize, or will he be drowned out by the competition?
2. Wii Controls
Pointer: Used to manipulate the cursor on-screen.
A Button: Used to activate pointer where it’s pointing.
B Button: Used as a cancel button. Also can be used during any dialogue scene to skip it.
– Button: Accesses the inventory.
+ Button: Check your game status, which includes your handy map of Free Country USA,
your collected extra items, and your overall stats of stuff you’ve done.
2 Button: During the basic run-around gameplay, you can use this to bring up Photo Mode. In Photo Mode, you can take snapshots to save to your Wii Console.
Movement: Click a spot anywhere in the field and the big SB will shuffle his tape legs over there. If you double click, Strong Bad will pick up the pace a little. Also, holding down the A button will make Strong Bad try to follow your cursor as diligently as a one-legged puppy.
Interaction: Any time your cursor comes upon a “hot spot”, you’ll see a small text blurb describing it. Click on it and Strong Bad will walk over and talk about it, to it, or try to do something with it.
Dialogue: Click on any of the famous h*r characters to begin negotiations. Sometimes the conversation will be scripted and that’ll be it. Other times, you’ll be given a little dialogue window with topics to talk about. Furthermore, you will sometimes be given a little Angel SB, or a Devil SB to select. These can be used to vaguely compliment or rudely berate who you’re talking to, respectively. Safe to say, it’s always awesome to try both.
Items: Once you snag and bag an item, it will be in your inventory. You can access that item by clicking on the inventory button at the upper-left corner of the screen, or by pressing the – button. Click on whatever item you wish to play with, which will be attached to your cursor. Then, click on the object or person in the field you want to use it on.
3. Tutorial
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OH NO!!! Strong Bad’s Computer has been Lappynapped… AGAIN!!! You may remember Strong Bad as Pretty Much the Coolest Guy or Sandwich Ever ’98, or the fellow what stole your girlfriend. This is the required-by-video-game-law tutorial portion of his Super Awesome video game. It seems as though someone has stolen his Lappy Computer, and you, yes you, need to help him find out who.
Use your mouse to move the Pointer than Left-Click to move Strong Bad. Move the Pointer to the Missing Lappy to Examine the Stain then Click on the Magnifying Glass to pick it up. (Strong Bad totally stole this from his nerdy little brother Strong Sad. Man, that guy is such a whiny Dump baby. He’s probably crying over losing it right now.) Whenever Strong Bad finds a useful item during an Episode of Strong Bad’s Cool Game for Attractive People, he’ll pick it up & add it to the Inventory (It’s the Book Icon on the Upper Toolbar). Click on the Book Icon in the upper Left corner of the screen to open up the Inventory. You’ll see a Section of items appear inside it, the item of choice is your Magnifying Glass. Select on it to Equip it onto the Pointer. Then just point and click on things you want to use the magnifying glass on. In this case, you’ll want to use the magnifying glass on the Stain where the Lappy used to be.
Afterwards, head to Strong Sad’s Room to talk to him. (You’ll Reconize him as a whiney sack of gray dump) Clicking on him means you want to talk to him. The Icons in the Talk Balloons represent Topics to discuss. You may want to talk to Strong Sad about his own Heaping Dump of Emo Self first. Sometimes when talking to people, you can choose between saying something nice or saying Something Strong Bad would say. Choose Angel Icon to say something nice, or the Devil Icon to be more of a jerk. (Either one doesn’t matter in this case.) Then, Talk to him about Strong Bad’s Stolen Lappy. Afterwards, use the magnifying glass on Strong Sad to return it to him.
Next, you’ll need to get to Bubs, to do so, you’ll need to add Bubs’ Concession Stand to the Map Screen. (It’s what Strong Bad uses to get from point A to place B. You can access this map at any time by clicking the map icon in the top left part of the screen. You can Rearrange Any Icons on the map screen in anyway you like.) In the case, you’ll want to place Concession Stand to the Map Screen.
Once at Bubs, You’ll find that there is usually a variety of ways to change people’s moods. You’ll figure this out as you go. Generally Strong Bad finds kissing up or breaking their stuff usually gets the desired response. In this case, select the Angel Icon when Talking to Bubs then Select the Lappy Icon to get the Lappy back and completed the Tutorial.
Now you’re ready to play all 5 Episodes of Strong Bad’s Cool Game for Attractive People! Now get out there and have some fun at the expense of others.
4. Limozeen’s Hot Babelien Odyssey Manual & How to Play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9W6GkoZ4lc
The game consists of using your ship’s “tractor beam” to pick up alien women stranded on a planet’s surface while dodging and shooting Gibson Flying V model guitar-shaped mines and Nebulon.
Scores:
Rescuing a Babelien: 100 points times the level number, +1 to Babelien count
Shooting Nebulon: 10 points times the level number
Shooting Mitch Overlord: 50 points times the level number
Nebulon stealing a Babelien: -50 points, -1 to Babelien count
Shooting a Babelien: 0 points
Missiles and Flying Vees: 0 points
Tactics:
With the minimum score attainable, simply by rescuing enough Babeliens to pass the level and not shooting anything else, the score of 45,000 points will be reached before the end of level seven. Since shooting things scores extra points, it is more probable that the score will be attainable much sooner. Thus one way to win is to simply rescue everything and shoot everything for seven levels. Keep the ship low on the screen unless forced to move up, as using the tractor beam will immobilize the ship for as long as it takes a Babelien to reach it; keeping it low will reduce this time, and also places you in a position to shoot Nebulons as they attempt to grab Babeliens. By the same token, avoid tractoring Babeliens while near the top of the screen; wait until you can move down again.
Nebulons enter the screen from the right at various heights, and travel towards your ship until they pass over an unclaimed Babelien, at which point, they will descend vertically, grab the Babelien, and rise off the screen. If they reach your ship before passing over a Babelien, they will reverse course back to the right, and return again. This behavior has two side-effects: firstly, it’s possible for a Nebulon to grab a Babelien so close to your ship that he will collide with you (this is fatal to you, but not the Nebulon); secondly, any Babelien already targetted by a Nebulon will not attract other Nebulons, but shooting the one that’s about to capture her will cause another Nebulon to fixate on her, allowing another shot in the same position to kill that one too. Mitch Overlord’s ship moves up and down the right side of the screen, shooting missiles; defeat it by pre-empting its position when it moves. For example, shooting slightly above it when it moves up will cause it to collide with your shot.
Shooting a Babelien held by a Nebulon does not cause any penalty, but does prevent any loss of points when the Nebulon leaves the screen. Thus even if you don’t manage to shoot the Nebulon, it can still be advantageous to shoot the Babelien in order to avoid some loss of points. Your ship is given two bombs per life, so it is best to use them only when about to die. Mostly this will be because you cannot avoid hitting a Flying V, you are about to be shot by Mitch Overlord, or you are about to collide with a Nebulon. Judicious timing of bombs can greatly assist in reaching the higher levels.
Since the score for rescuing a Babelien is dependent on the level, but losing a Babelien to a Nebulon is not, it is actually smart to let Nebulons steal Babeliens, and then just pick up more with the tractor beam. It is possible to stay on level 2 almost indefinitely by letting Nebulons steal as many Babeliens as you pick up, trying to keep the Babelien count at 3-4/6. For every Babelien stolen and then pickup again you get 200-50=150 points. Since there is nothing shooting at you on level 2, the only thing to watch out for are Flying Vees and Nebulons stealing Babeliens too close to the ship. Don’t let Nebulons pick up Babeliens too close to the ship, be very careful if Babelien count reaches 5/6 so it doesn’t level up, and don’t keep more than one Nebulon hovering back and forth, and an awesome score of 45000 will eventually be reached.
Manual Pages:
1. A video game for the Videlectrix Fun Machine
LIMOZEEN Hot Babelien Odyssey Videlectrix
2. WE DEDICATE THIS GAME
TO OUR FANS, OUR MOTHERS, AND OUR FAN’S MOTHERS.
LIMOZEEN
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4. Keep on Rockin’ Babelien Lovers!
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Controls:
=Wii Controls=
Hold The Wii Remote Sideways
Up/Down on D-Pad = Moves Ship
Right on D-Pad = Fire
1 = Smart Bomb
2 = Tractor Beam
+ = Start the Game
– = Quit the Game
=PC Control=
Up/Down Arrows: Moves Ship
Right Arrow: Fire
Left Arrow: Bomb
Ctrl: Tractor Beam
S: Start the Game
Q: Quit the Game
5. Teen Girl Squad meets Limozeen!
Opening:
Teen Girl Squad meets Limozeen!
Cheerleader!
So and So!/So So!
What’s Her Face!
The Ugly One!
In Strong Bad’s Cool Game For Attractive People’s last Teen Girl Squad issue, Strong Bad defaces a Limozeen coloring book to let the girls hang out with the band.
For More Teen Girl Squad, vist the Teen Girl Squad Section [www.homestarrunner.com] of Homestar Runner’s Homepage
6. Songs from Baddest of the Bands
Baddest of the Bands Songs [web.archive.org]
Hugo Left Me Miserable
STRONG SAD: Hugo left, Hugo left. Hugo left me miserable {pronounced “mizzer-ah-bleuh”}
Left Shift Alt Delete:
Left shift alt delete. Get off your feet!
Roll’ Wit’ Da Punches:
And then they
And then they
Make you roll wit’ da punches, da punches!
Nod your head to this!
3 O’Clock Twist:
One more time, in case you missed, it’s the 3 O’Clock Twist!
Slide to the Right Y’all Bridesmaids:
RAPPERS: You got to slide to the right y’all bridesmaids!
FALSETTO SINGERS: Slide to the right!
7. Two-o-Duo Songs
Kick The Chort:
COACH Z: My name is Coach Z
and Bubs is my co-hort,
put on your cheat kickers,
and let’s kick The Chort!
Stealin’ Stuff From My Own Dang Store:
COACH Z: -been lan, so I go wit’ fruit punch all the time.
BUBS: I may be soft ’round the middle, but I’m still hardcore.
COACH Z: We’re stealing stuff from his own dang store.
BUBS: {simultaneously} We’re stealing stuff from my own dang store.
COACH Z: And we’re out,
BUBS: Hang on,
COACH Z: I said, and we’re out.
8. Cool Tapes Songs
Cool Tapes is a band formed by Marzipan in the toon Cool Things. It takes its name and logo from some graffiti Homestar Runner wrote on Marzipan’s wall. When Homestar went to go fetch some paint to cover it up, Marzipan tells Homestar he “took too long” to get the paint, and she, The Cheat, and Strong Mad formed the band while he was gone. Its members consist of Marzipan on guitar/vocals, Strong Mad on bass, and The Cheat on drums. Currently, they have seven known songs, but only four titles have been verified. The band’s name is mentioned in almost all of their songs.
Cool Things (Debut):
MARZIPAN: One, two, three, four!
Cool tapes are cool, ’cause they’re where it is at,
Cool tapes are cool, and we like it like that!
Cool tapes! Cool tapes!
We like to get it down with the cool, cool tapes,
We like to get down with …um… um…
HOMESTAR RUNNER: A bag of four grapes?
MARZIPAN: A bag of four graaaaapes!
Weclome Back:
Cool tapes are cool, and we’re better than ever,
Cool tapes are cool, ’cause we’re light as a feather.
Keep it down with that real cool flavor,
Me and The Cheat and our bass player.
Rockin’ the spot.
Yeah, we’re rockin’ the spot.
Quote of the Week:
We are the Cool Tapes.
We make some phat papes.
Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.
Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.
Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.
STRONG MAD: DOLEY-O!!!
THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises that sound like “doley-o!”}
MARZIPAN: Stop creepin’ at me!
Doin’ the Wigglie:
MARZIPAN: We’re Cool Tapes and we’re all jiggly.
MARSHIE: Ooooo!
MARZIPAN: Stuck here with Marshie and we’re doin’ the Wigglie.
MARSHIE: Doin’ the Wigglie! Wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, go!
Wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, go! I SAID GO!
Limozeen is Not Very Nice Uncut Version:
Limozeen is not very nice.
Beating baby whales is not very nice.
That’s why I call this song Limozeen is not very nice.
Objectifying women is not very nice.
Limozeen is not very nice!
Bleaching up the wetlands is not very nice!
That’s why I call this song…
I’ll sing it all day long…
You can’t tell me I’m wrong!…
Limozeen is not very nice!
Cool Tapes, Coo-hool Tapes!
Limozeen is Not Very Nice Cut Version:
Limozeen is not very nice.
Beating baby whales is not very nice.
That’s why I call this song Limozeen is not very nice.
Objectifying women is not very nice.
That’s why I call this song…
I’ll sing it all day long…
Limozeen is not very nice!
Cool Tapes, Coo-hool Tapes!
My Face (Please Don’t Put Needles In It)
STRONG MAD: My face! My face! Please don’t put needles in my face! My face!
MARZIPAN: His face!
STRONG MAD: My face!
MARZIPAN: His face!
STRONG MAD: Please don’t put needles in my face!
MARZIPAN: {simultaneously} Please don’t put needles in his face!
9. Food-Related Love
Food-Related Love is a piano piece written by Pom Pom.
POM POM: {Bubbles}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Singing} Girl, we got a food-related love.
And it makes me wanna sing!
It’s a hot ‘n’ tangy feeling,
kinda like a…
like a buffalo wing!
Bleu cheese or ranch?
We can dine in,
or we can take it to go.
Our food-related love makes me all tipsy,
kinda queasy, like a…
like a pint of merlot!
I used to think it was mer-lot,
until you told me it’s not.
And when we food-related kiss,
it never food-related fails.
Our lips are slimy,
juicy, like a…
like these hot buttered snails! (Sooo nasty.)
They’re so gross, and buttery,
and they move so slow.
They’re just like me, girl.
The way I move across the dance floor.
Our love is related to food,
and you know that it’s true.
It’s warm and bubbly too,
just like a… umm… like a…
Hang on, girl, gimme a minute…
just like a pot of fonduuuuuue!
BASS SINGER: Yeah.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Falsetto} Just like a pot of fondue!
BASS SINGER: Pot.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Normal voice} Ohhh, fondue is related to food.
BASS SINGER: That’s true.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: In fact, I think it might be a food.
Ohhh, fondue.
It’s so warm and it’s gooey.
{Speaks} Fonduey. So truey.
10. Battle of the Band Stages
=Cool Tapes=
Members: Marzipan (guitar, vocals), Strong Mad (bass), The Cheat (drums)
The Cool Tapes are a rock band formed by Marzipan. They are a highly environmental and political band, and they often play concerts for such causes as helping endangered albino vegan fruit bats.
Kick the night off right with their crunchy power pop and its screechy/preachy vibe. (Any winnings will be donated to the Bat Lover’s Association of America.)
Cool Tapes songs that play during the game include “Doin’ the Wigglie”, “The Same Riff for Several Minutes” & “My Face (Please Don’t Put Needles In It)”
=Two-O-Duo=
Members: Bubs (turntable, keytar), Coach Z (vocals, dancing)
Two-O Duo is Bubs’ and Coach Z’s rap group. They have released one known album, titled “DeButt”, a play on the word “debut”. They had previously split up the duo after Coach Z got soft, and Bubs refused to talk about him. However, after Coach Z mysteriously became mischievous and started causing trouble, Bubs agreed to put aside their differences for a once-in-a-lifetime reunion performance at the Battle Royale Of The Bands.
The hip-hoppingest duo is back for a once-in-a-lifetime reunion performance.
If they can make it through the night without killing each other.
Two-O Duo songs that play during the game include “Lets’s TP The Stick”, “Throwing Rocks Through Ol’ Man Marzipan’s Windows”, “Stealin’ Stuff From My Own Dang Store”, and “Kick the Chort”.
=PomStar=
Members: Pom Pom (piano keyboard), Homestar Runner (vocals)
PomStar is a soul band formed by Pom Pom and Homestar Runner. The band was once just called ‘PomPom’ but it was changed once Homestar Runner was hired after his rendition of “Food Related Love” at the auditions. Homestar sings in a deep, soothing voice during performances, but he has trouble remembering his lines. This is why Pom Pom gave Homestar wireless headphones, so that whatever Homestar will sing whatever Pom Pom tells him through the headphones.
Cozy up to a lady friend and feel the magic of Pom-Pom’s piano riffs. Rumor has it the keyboard legend is looking for a lead singer to front his new act…
PomStar songs that play during the game include “Food-Related Love”.
=DOI=
Members: Strong Bad (vocals), The King of Town (guitar), Homsar (theremin)
DOI is a death metal band formed by Strong Bad. Strong Bad himself didn’t really choose who was in his band. After signing nearly every other character up in bands, Homsar and The King of Town were the only people left. This is band is the kind that makes your ears bleed with sour notes.
Fresh from the firey bowels of Strong Bad’s basement comes a new death metal band with a sound so massive, you can’t handle the reverb.
What the initials “DÖI” stand for can be chosen by the player. The options are as follows:
First Word (chosen by Strong Bad):
Diamond
Devastating
Deluxe
Degenerate
Demonic
Second Word (chosen by The King of Town):
Octopus
Omelette
Oyster
Oatmeal
Oliveloaf
Third Word (chosen by Homsar):
Itch Machine
Iguanodon
Insurance
Incorporated
Insomniacs
=Taranchula (CANCELED)=
The nordic gods of metal are making a special trip to show off what it sounds like on their side of
the ocean.
11-1. Episode 1 Songs – You Can’t Handle My Style
You Can’t Handle My Style is the theme song of Strong Bad’s Cool Game for Attractive People.
Opening:
Rhino… RhinoFeeder… (or Super… Super Punch-Out…)
Huh? {shakes head}
I was dreaming about… muffins.
I wake up every morning
feeling awesome,
even though I slept on the remote again last night.
Ow!
Time to tear up another day.
The Strong Bad freaking way!
Like an imploding star,
like a burning car,
my style shines so bright!
Please, stop trying,
To handle my style.
‘Cause you can’t,
No you can’t!
uhn
Handle my style.
Seriously,
quit trying,
to handle my style.
Unless you’re a lady.
then you’re cordially invited
To have a giant slice of my style!!!
Closing:
So you see people,
that’s why you can’t,
no you can’t, uhn,
handle my style,
because it’s hot,
so please allow 10 to 15 minutes for it to properly cool before you try to handle my style!!!
11-2. Episode 1 Songs – Showdown
Showdown is a training song to which several characters have worked out.
Guts, guts and might
Liftin’ weights and feelin’ all right
It’s a showdown!
Going downtown!
You’re gonna mess around
Showdown!
Put your nose down
Showdown!
11-3. Episode 2 Songs – Protest Song
Protest Song is a song Marzipan wrote while leading a protest to free Strong Bad from house arrest. It plays during the end credits of Strong Badia the Free.
Lyrics:
SINGERS: Come on everybody now,
can’t you hear the wind blow?
We don’t like the King of Town
making people’s heads explode
LEAD SINGER: What’s the price of freedom now?
Can you cut me a deal?
A crate of wholesale liberty,
or a justice combo meal?
So gather round, short children,
listen to what I sing
Remember those who went to war,
all for Creamy Dings
CHORUS: Come on everybody now,
can’t you hear the wind blow?
We don’t like the King of Town
making people’s heads explode
STRONG BAD: My head!
CHORUS: Come on everybody now,
can’t you hear the wind blow?
We don’t like the King of Town,
making people’s heads explode!
{Song finishes}
LEAD SINGER: {talking} That was nice.
12. Walkthrough – House of Strong 1-5
Strong Bad sits down to play his new Limozeen game as the episode begins. Feel free to play it as far as you can… but you won’t get far, because the Fun Machine will blow a fuse and the game will glitch up. Guess someone’s got to fix it…
And that someone isn’t Strong Sad. You can ask him about it, but he’ll just tell you to go visit Bubs. And Bubs don’t come cheap.
While you’re here, though, be sure to nab your Metal Detector. You won’t need it, but it’ll help you dig up some bonus items.
Go down to the basement and open your inventory. You’ll notice that you have a microphone there, for no apparent reason. What this bad boy will do is make cardboard boxes appear out of nowhere, if you sing in the right place. Try it out and open the box that appears next to the washer to get a sloshy shirt.
While you’re downstairs, examine the couch to find your leopard print pants.
Search the Luxa-lounger for a Limozeen collector’s glass.
Go to the kitchen and open up the fridge to find some aerosol cheese spray.
Touch the microwave next to the fridge to get a, ahem, shocking surprise.
Turns out you get awesomeness points for this. Go figure.
Talk to Strong Mad and he’ll mention that he’s heading to Cool Tapes practice at Marzipan’s.
You can also nab the vandalized album sitting on Strong Mad’s dresser.
Hold on to it; it will be a useful reference later.
Get your lighter from next to the Lappy, too.
You can get zapped again by trying to unplug the Lappy.
Flick the upper light switch to get the first page for the Limozeen game manual.
If you talk to Strong Sad, he’ll tell you that he’s going to become a snooty rock n’ roll journalist, something Strong Bad can’t seem to imagine (or Strong Sad STILL Being a crybaby Dummy Dump or ACTING like one as the case may be).
Talking to Strong Sad twice about the bats should reveal that they love dank places,
your first Expression of Affection.
There are other cool-looking and plot-necessary items in your brothers’ rooms,
but for now, they’ll stop you from taking them. Oh, well.
Go outside and rock out with your microphone again.
Open the box for another Limozeen shot glass.
pen your map and add Marzipan’s House to it. But head for Bubs’ Concession Stand first.
Checkpoint: You should have the Fun Machine, Metal Detector, the Aerosol Cheese, the Vandalized Album, and the Lighter. Strong Bad will now be harmed twice. You also have two of the four costume items, two of four collector’s glasses, one Limozeen game manual page, and one Expression of Affection.
13. Walkthrough – Bubs’ Concession Stand 1-4
Give Bubs the Fun Machine. He’ll fix it in exchange for a big sack o cash (or should I say $100 Million Dollars which I’ll use instead of Big Sack o Cash); one you currently lack.
At this point, Strong Bad gets the idea of running a Battle of the Bands. Not only will it be an awesome excuse to make a lot of noise, but he can use the profits on fixing his Fun Machine. Bubs is willing to help, but first things first. He needs a security officer and some celebrity judges. To help with the former, however, he hands you a security jacket. But who will wear it?
Grab the paper on the side of the stand for help with the other half of the deal. Limozeen will spend the day with whoever can send in the coolest album picture! You already have some concept art (if you took it from Strong Mad’s room), but you still need to make it a reality.
Get the stencil next to the stand, too.
Since you’re here, wander through the Field to add all the locations to the map. Unlike in Homestar Ruiner, you’re going to need to visit most of them sooner or later anyway.
When you get to Strong Badia, put the stencil you just got on the fence. Use the aerosol cheese on the stencil to make it appear as though “SECURITY” is a hot new band. Strong Sad will come in, eager for news to help him in being a snooty rock journalist.
Show Strong Sad the security jacket. He’ll be convinced it’s for a new hot band and put it on.
Strong Sad will run over and show it to Bubs, who assumes that Strong Sad is the head of security. Strong Sad gets confused and eventually gives in. Now you just need some celebrity judges. Maybe if you won that Limozeen album art contest…
Take a look at that album cover from Strong Mad’s room. Strong Bad declares this the coolest album art ever (Since Strong Sad Sobbed for days after Strong Bad defaced his record’s album cover & serves him right too!). It involves a cool-looking car on fire with a star, a blonde in a bikini with a sword, and a dinosaur. If you can set up a photo like that, you’ll be in business. And wouldn’t you know, there’s already a cool car in the area with a convenient oil slick around it!
Go over to the Cool Car and set the oil slick on fire. It looks cool, but there’s still a lot left to be done until it’s contest-entry worthy.
Walk to the right, and you’ll eventually notice a stick (not THE Stick) with a starfish and a sign that says “Eat at Bubs”. Grab the star and put it on the car. Now you’ve got the “imploding star” part.
While you’re in The Field, use the Detector in front of the fence and to the right of Bubs’ Concession Stand to get the Hollywood Boulevard shoes and a Two-O Duo poster (which was before thier unfortunate breakup), respectively.
Sing in front of the Brick Wall to make another cardboard box appear, which contains a headband.
Head to Marzipan’s house.
Checkpoint: In addition to the items you would have already used in the above, you should have the Limozeen Contest Flyer, all four costume items, and the Two-O Duo poster. You should have automatically gained a second Expression of Affection by talking to Bubs about the Fun Machine. You’ve lost the lighter, but it won’t be as critical to your awesomeness this time around. The Fun Machine is gone too.
14. Walkthrough – Marzipan’s House 1-4
We’re really only here because Strong Mad won’t leave the House of Strong until you see him here. But let’s do a couple of extra things while we’re here.
Grab that Zen Rock from Marzipan’s garden.
Use the Detector outside her house to unearth another Limozeen shotglass.
If you want to know why the Cool Tapes are practicing, feel free to ask Marzipan.
It involves white vegan bats. That’s enough to disinterest Strong Bad.
Now that we’ve seen both brothers leave the house, time to head back to the House of Strong.
15. Walkthrough – House of Strong 2-5
Without your brothers’ interference, you can now filch all their stuff!
From Strong Sad’s room, take the camera and the bat hutch.
From the bathroom, take the fake sword.
From Strong Mad’s room, take Poodonkis. It’s in the left side of the closet.
Also check the right side of the closet for… COME ON IN HERE!!! (You guessed it… The Jibblies.)
Checkpoint: You should have the Zen Rock, Camera, Bat Hutch, Fake Sword, and Poodonkis. You should have three shot glasses, too.
So back to that album. You need a hot blonde with a sword, and now you have the sword…
16. Walkthrough – Marzipan’s House 2-4
Oh, wait, did you think I meant Marzipan? Sorry, Strong Bad is physically incapable of speaking to her without insulting her. Try to give her the fake sword anyway; remember, you get awesomeness points for getting hurt (In which Marzipan says NO to you to your Album Cover).
No, it’s actually The Cheat that you need to offer the sword to.
Head back to the Cool Car to complete your masterpiece.
Checkpoint: You’ll have lost the sword, but you should have a third Strong Bad abuse point.
17. Walkthrough – Cool Car
The Cheat, complete with a disturbing bikini, will already be here. Just one more finishing touch…
Use Poodonkis on the car. Strong Bad will put him on the ground a distance away for perspective reasons.
Now snap a picture with Strong Sad’s camera. As if the scene wasn’t already awesome enough, the Von Blaubloods (er, the bats) will fly in and circle around The Cheat, and Strong Bad will get an unbelievable stroke of luck in the way of awesome lighting. Now THAT is an album cover!
Head back to the House of Strong.
18. Walkthrough – House of Strong 3-5
All you need to do now is mail in that picture. Strong Bad wins the contest!
Head to Bubs’ Concession Stand.
19. Walkthrough – Bubs’ Concession Stand 2-4
From your inventory, use the letter from Limozeen on Bubs and the concert is on! He’ll give you entry forms and tell you to hire three bands. He recommends Cool Tapes and talking to Pom Pom, but refuses to speak of his old duo with that “big green sellout,” Coach Z.
Checkpoint: You’ll lose certain items you no longer need; notably, the Limozeen Flyer and the Vandalized Album. Poodonkis won’t be in your inventory either, since you used him to set up the photo. What you will have now, however, are some entry forms to give to the bands.
Ask Bubs about the Two-O-Duo and he’ll reminisce a bit about how he and Coach Z used to be real pranksters. He’ll also give you his “DeButt” album. You don’t need this, but it’ll give hints on how to reunite the Two-O-Duo.
Open the map. Club Technochocolate and The Track will be added. Let’s check out the Club first.
20. Walkthrough – Club Technochocolate
Pom Pom is well-known for his keyboarding skills, and he’s currently looking for a singer to join him. And Homestar is here too, hoping that he’ll do well in an audition. On various tables throughout the club are various food items.
Pom Pom won’t join your concert without a singer, and Homestar is strapped for cash. Better make sure Homestar passes the audition!
There’s a slow cooker near Pom Pom, but it’s empty right now. Seems like kind of a waste, with all this food around. Help Pom Pom out by spraying some aerosol cheese in there. It makes a surprisingly good fondue!
On the farthest table is an album. Examine it to take it.
Turns out that it’s Pom Pom’s hit, Food-Related Love.
Put the record on the player in the DJ booth to prompt Homestar to start singing.
Unfortunately for Homestar, he’s having trouble making good food-related rhymes. When he gets stuck, he’ll talk about whatever he’s focusing on. Help him out by standing near the food items that fit the rhyme (click on the item and Strong Bad will automatically move into position.)
For the first line, stand by the Buffalo Wings.
Think it’s the escargot for the second line? Sorry, Homestar doesn’t get it.
Try the wine (the merlot) instead.
The escargot (snails) work for the third line.
And the final line will require that fondue. If you forgot to fill it before,
you can quickly fill it before Homestar finishes the song.
Pom Pom will be impressed and will hire Homestar as a singer.
Give Pom Pom an entry form for the Battle Royale. Homestar will talk him into signing up for it. You’ll get the filled in entry form, but the check’s in the mail. (Man, if you can’t trust a known criminal with the word “Bad” in his name, who CAN you trust?)
Walk near the bar and use the microphone to make a box appear.
Inside the box is a Pom Pom poster.
Let’s visit Marzipan next.
Checkpoint: You should have the Two-O-Duo “DeButt” album and Pomstar’s entry form. You should also have two out of the four Rare Band Posters.
21. Walkthrough – Marzipan’s House 3-4
Marzipan’s old aquarium gravel will be in a tipped-over box on the lawn. More on that later.
Marzipan won’t agree to join your concert. Turns out it’s the same day as the benefit concert.
There are some Cool Tapes pictures on the desk near Marzipan’s answering machine. Take one.
You can have Marzipan autograph a picture, and she can make it out to various characters, each with a different response (Try to do them all for some cool responses).
Having her sign one for Strong Bad will inspire her ire, but it will still count as a third Expression of Affection.
She’ll be hesitant about making one out to Coach Z, but you’re going to need that one, and it will net you a fourth Expression of Affection to boot.
Now head to the Track.
22. Walkthrough – The Track 1-2
Well, actually, the Locker Room. You can’t visit the track proper in this episode. But anyway, Coach Z is in a funk, stamping toilet paper (and just about everything else) to take his mind off his bad mood.
Ask him what’s wrong, and he’ll say that he’s depressed over his unrequited stalk of Marzipan.
Talking to him about Marzipan a second time will tally up a fifth Expression of Affection.
Show him the autographed picture. Coach Z will be thrilled and will head over to Marzipan’s immediately.
With Coach Z gone, you’re free to rescue a roll of the toilet paper he was stamping from an unspeakable fate.
There’s also some bleach in the second locker.
Also, in the locker to the left of the one where the bleach is contained, there is a Cool Tapes poster.
And there’s a conspicuous bent-out-of-shape hanger in the showers.
Head to Strong Bad’s house next.
Checkpoint: You should now have added Toilet Paper, Bleach, and the Hanger to your inventory. You should also have 3 out of 4 of the Rare Band Posters and five Expressions of Affection.
23. Walkthrough – House of Strong 3-4
Marzipan won’t join your concert because of some endangered white bats.
Well, what if they weren’t so endangered? Would she change her mind?
Go to the basement and throw the bat hutch and some bleach into the washer (Remember Everyone: DO NOT attempt to use bleach with Live Animals in Real Life. That would be Animal Cruelty. But doing it in a Videogame is fun.)
Kick the washer to get it running. The bats will miraculously survive,
and wind up just as white as the bat sitting in Marzipan’s house.
Time to head back to Marzipan’s.
24. Walkthrough – Marzipan’s House 4-4
Coach Z will be here. He’s trying to get Marzipan’s attention, but it’s not going well.
You can ask him to try various methods to get attention.
Suggesting he use the Boom Box won’t work for him, but will award you with a Musical Moment.
Encouraging him to recite poetry won’t work either, but knocks out a sixth Expression of Affection.
You can also get him to throw pebbles at her window, but this too will be unsuccessful.
Check out the Two-O-Duo album. One of the tracks is “Throwin’ Rocks through Ol’ Man Marzipan’s Windows”. That sounds like a pro-Strong-Bad idea! And Coach Z is throwing pebbles already, but they lack the requisite oomph.
Drop the Zen Rock into the pile of pebbles.
Now suggest that Coach Z throw pebbles again. Only this time, he’ll throw the not-exactly-pebblish Zen Rock and make a not-exactly-pebblish hole in the window. Marzipan will be not-exactly-pleased, but Bubs will conveniently walk by and reminisce a little.
Show an entry form to Strong Mad, inspiring Marzipan to sing a little song, earning you another Musical Moment (twice).
Showing an entry form to The Cheat (twice) will recall an unfortunate previous promotional deal, and award you with a Musical Moment both times.
Anyway, show Marzipan your mock-albino bats and she’ll be thrilled.
She’ll even set her own bat free to fly among its kin, and cancel her previous gig!
If you give Marzipan the bats before Coach Z throws the rock, the sequence will play out slightly differently.
Now give her an entry form. Though she doesn’t like Limozeen much, she signs up!
But she doesn’t trust Strong Bad with money either, so again, check’s in the mail.
Checkpoint: You won’t have the Bat Hutch or Zen Rock any more. You will, however, have the Cool Tapes entry form, four Musical Moments, and six Expressions of Affection.
Back to that Two-O-Duo album, the other tracks are “Stealin’ Stuff from My Own Store” and “Let’s T.P. The Stick”. Well, Bubs liked the results the last time you did what an album track said!
Head for The Stick.
25. Walkthrough – The Stick
This one’s easy: just throw the toilet paper on The Stick to decorate it. Since Coach Z stamped the toilet paper, he’ll be the one to take the blame (Since Coach Z has pulled that off on Halloween of 1983).
Bubs’ Concession Stand is the next target. You can walk there or just zip there with your map.
26. Walkthrough – Bubs’ Concession Stand 3-4
Hey, one of Bubs’ old records is just sitting out asking to be stolen! Not as simple as it seems, though: this one has kind of an esoteric solution.
Try to take the album. Oops, Bubs installed a security robot, which will yell at you and summon Bubs over. Take the alarm that’s flashing over the robot. That’s right, the alarm, not the record (You only have a few seconds to do this).
You can try to take the record, but Bubs has superglued it to the counter. Whatever, you didn’t want that cheap imiation diamond plated record any dang way.
Now to put the alarm somewhere that will make Bubs think Coach Z did it. And where better than his office? Head for The Track.
27. Walkthrough – The Track 2-2
Put the alarm in Coach Z’s office. Bubs will use his homing beacon to find the alarm, again believing Coach Z did it.
Head back to Bubs’ Concession Stand.
Checkpoint: This will be the last checkpoint before a lot of areas become inaccessible until Extended Play, so make sure there’s nothing left you want to do right now! You won’t have the Toilet Paper any more, but as long as Bubs has agreed to rejoin Coach Z, you’ve got your third band!
28. Walkthrough – Bubs’ Concession Stand 4-4
Talk to Bubs about Two-O-Duo. They’re back together now, and Bubs has already taken care of the paperwork.
Give him the entry forms for the other two bands. You’re now in business!
Okay, so I have some good news, some bad news, some awesome news, and some awful news. Good news? You’re making a profit from your concert! Bad news? It’s not enough to repair the FunMachine (Since you made about 1 half of $100 Million which is $50 Million but you need a FULL $100 Million for your VG Repairs). Awesome news? Strong Bad realizes that he can join the concert himself and use the prize money to make up the rest of the repairs! Awful news? Every competent or even halfway-competent musician is already performing in a band. Only the King of Town and Homsar remain.
Yikes.
29. Walkthrough – DOI Stage 1-2
After some offscreen and probably very montagey practice, Strong Bad will ask his bandmates to help him name the band.
Each of the three characters will have five unmarked choices appear; select whatever you like. The choices are, in order:
Strong Bad:
Diamond
Devastating
Deluxe
Degenerate
Demonic
The King of Town:
Octopus
Omelette
Oyster
Oatmeal
Oliveloaf
Homsar:
Itch Machine
Iguanodon
Insurance
Incorporated
Insomniacs
After all three characters have said their part of the band name, you can pick the “Angel” option to go with it, or the “Devil” option to do the whole thing over. The band name doesn’t matter, so just accept it when you’re satisfied. The band’s initials will always be DOI, however.
The band will start rocking with pretty miserable results (And hitting REALLY Sour Notes). Homsar and the King of Town just weren’t made for rock concerts. DOI is way behind in the rankings, too. Strong Bad quickly realizes that the only way he’s going to win this concert is if everyone else is sabotaged! Fortunately, sabotage is something Strong Bad excels at.
All the old areas except the House of Strong (and The Track, if you forgot to pick up the hanger from in there) will be removed from the map for now. In their place will be the stages for all four bands. Also, your main inventory has been cleared of everything except the Microphone, Metal Detector, Bleach, Camera, and Hanger. You don’t need any of the other items any more, though.
All of the stages will have a cardboard cutout of Limozeen next to them.
Examine the cardboard cutout. Turns out that THIS was what was meant by the contest. They’ll still happily judge your concert via webcam, luckily. Or not so luckily, given that they don’t approve of DOI’s… unique style at all.
There’s a coloring book next to the cutout, too. Who doesn’t like coloring books? Take it.
Use the dectector near the D.O.I. banner. You’ll find a… D.O.I. Poster?!
Strong Bad then gives his approval.
Head for the Cool Tapes stage first.
30. Walkthrough – Cool Tapes Stage
Their practice has paid off. The Cool Tapes are quite the experienced band, and their music proves it. Homestar, Bubs, and Limozeen strongly approve! Which means nothing good for DÖI, so you’re going to have to do something about their approval rating.
Talk to “Limozeen”. They’ll say that they love Cool Tapes’ music, but they wish she wasn’t so preachy. On cue, Marzipan will speak up against harming sea mammals, destroying wetlands, and exploiting women. If she gets too preachy, she might lose her Limozeen support.
Talk to Strong Sad in order to get harmed.
You’ll want that billy club leaning next to the stage. Strong Sad doesn’t mind if you take it. He does, however, mind the years of abuse he’s suffered at your hands, and now that he has the power (packed up by 10K Volts with a Taser), he’ll make sure to remind you. But, hey, at least you got the club, right? Unfortunately, this time doesn’t count to your abuse meter.
Use the microphone here to conjure a box containing the dedication page of the Limozeen game manual.
Check out Pomstar’s Stage next.
Checkpoint: Strong Bad’s been harmed four times now, but you’ll have the Coloring Book and the Billy Club. You should also have two Limozeen game manual pages and all 4 Rare Band posters.
31. Walkthrough – PomStar Stage 1-3
What’s going on here? Homestar is being suave and charming, careful with his words, AND wearing silly headphones?!! Something’s fishy – and it’s high-time we found, gutted and deep-fried that fish.
Try talking to Pom Pom. He’ll snap at you, and Homestar will repeat what Pom Pom apparently says. Odd…
How about talking to Strong Sad? He’ll zap you again (which won’t count extra toward your awesomeness, as he already zapped you once), and then speak into his walkie-talkie. Again, Homestar will repeat what Strong Sad says.
Aha! Pom Pom must be feeding his lines to Homestar through those headphones! The nerve of him! Cheating! I’d say two could play at that game… only you were planning on doing that anyway, weren’t you?
This stage was set up near the Drive-Thru Whale. Talk to the Whale to hear some nonsense, which will only serve to annoy Marzipan and Coach Z. If only you could get Homestar to repeat the whale’s words! Oh, and the spout is missing. If you had spoken to the Whale in The Field, you’d know why.
Talking to the Drive-Thru Whale a second time will check off a seventh Expression of Affection.
Put the hanger into the whale’s now-evacuated blowhole to form a makeshift antenna.
Examine the antenna to turn it. Make sure it’s pointed toward the stage.
Now talk to the whale. Homestar will repeat the nonsense that the whale says, turning off the crowd. Without a suave singer, Pomstar no longer stands a chance! One down, two to go.
While we’re here, remember how Marzipan disliked the mistreatment of marine mammals? See that arm on the Limozeen cutout? Put the Billy Club in that arm and it will look like they’re hitting the whale.
Marzipan’s not paying attention, though, so snap a picture of them.
Give the picture to Marzipan. She’ll be miffed, but will try to contain her emotions.
Let’s check out the Two-O-Duo’s act next.
32. Walkthrough – Two-O-Duo Stage 1-3
Pom Pom, The Cheat, and Limozeen are all enjoying the performance, to Strong Bad’s annoyance.
Talk to Limozeen to see what they like about the Duo. Turns out that the music isn’t that stellar, but Coach Z’s dance steps are more than cool enough to make up for it. This counts as the eighth Expression of Affection.
Check out the records on the edge of the stage. You can rearrange them, and after you leave, Coach Z will do dance steps in the order indicated by the songs.
Left Shift-Alt-Delete: Coach Z will dance to his left.
Roll Wit’ ‘Da Punches: Coach Z will do a rolling hand move that resembles punches.
Slide to the Right Y’all Bridesmaids: Coach Z will dance to his right.
Doin the Wigglie: Coach Z will do a wiggling dance.
None of the orders will do much to disrupt their groove. Coach Z will reject any dance maneuvers that send him off the stage, and you can’t really do much else with this selection.
Try dumping the bleach into the pond by the stage. This will bring back painful (albeit awesome) memories of Marzipan’s wrath; after all, she’s against the destruction of wetlands, remember?
So Strong Bad will refuse to do it. If only you had someone else to take the blame…
Give the bleach bottle to “Limozeen”. They’ll unwittingly dump the bleach into the pond, killing the fish within (Remember Everyone: Bleaching the Wetlands is REALLY BAD. DO NOT do this in Real Life).
Since Marzipan is nowhere to be found, let’s get a picture of this one too.
Poke the dead fish to receive the Mary shot glass.
Use the metal detector to unearth the lyrics page of the Limozeen game manual.
Head home next.
Checkpoint: You should have a picture of Limozeen dumping bleach into the pond, though you won’t have the Bleach or the Billy Club any more. Thanks to Strong Bad’s memory, he’ll have been hurt five times now, and you should have three pages of the Limozeen game manual and eight Expressions of Affection.
33. Walkthrough – House of Strong 4-5
Some of Strong Sad’s old records are here. Specifically, “Hugo Left Me Miserable” and “The Three O’Clock Twist”. Those should come in handy!
Let’s go see if these new records will help us out with the Two-O-Duo.
34. Walkthough – Two-O-Duo Stage 2-3
You’ve got two extra records now, one that makes Coach Z dance left and one that will make him turn ninety degrees. Coach Z still won’t do anything as dumb as dance off the stage, but perhaps you can make him do something else that’s dumb instead.
Switch out “Doin The Wigglie” and “Slide to the Right” for the two songs you got from the House of Strong.
Arrange the songs so that one of the “Left” songs is first, then “The Three O’Clock Twist”, then the other “Left” song, and finally “Roll Wit’ ‘Da Punches”.
As a result of your tampering, Coach Z will accidentally dance right up next to Bubs… and hit him in the face! Bubs is so angry at him that he storms offstage. Coach Z can’t save himself with his rapping alone, so they drop in the standings too!
With the Duo out of the way, let’s go have some words with Cool Tapes’ lead singer, Marzipan, over at the Pomstar stage.
35. Walkthough – PomStar Stage 2-3
Give Marzipan the picture from the Duo’s stage, further damaging her opinion of Limozeen.
36. Walkthough – Two-O-Duo Stage 3-3
To obtain the ninth Expression of Affection, take this opportunity to turn your Hint level to High in Options and head back to the stage of the now-disgraced Two-O-Duo. Clicking randomly around for a bit should lead to Strong Bad eventually hinting that the Teen Girl Squad would love the Duo’s stage setup.
37. Walkthough – House of Strong 5-5
Head on over to the TGS drawing table in Strong Bad’s room. Forget notecards with TGS ideas buried in random places, use the coloring book and check out Strong Bad’s latest creation: “Teen Girl Squad Meets LIMOZEEN!”
38. Walkthough – PomStar Stage 3-3
Finally, give Marzipan the coloring book. She’ll now be thoroughly infuriated with Limozeen and will dedicate her next song to trashing them. Of course, insulting judges is never a good way to win competitions, so Cool Tapes’ score will plummet.
Unfortunately, even with all this sabotage, all three bands are still doing better than DÖI! Time to up the ante. Strong Bad promises good things when he unveils his secret weapon to be revealed with the button in the corner of his stage…
Checkpoint: You’ll still have the two records you stole from Bubs, but no more Coloring Book. No picture either, though you will have nine Expressions of Affection.
39. Walkthough – DOI Stage 2-2
Surprise, surprise. The red button doesn’t work. The allegedly amazing prop you promised will have to be revealed manually.
But if you try to head toward the ladder to get to the top of the stage, you’ll discover that the fan is on so strong that you can’t reach it! And worse still, the controls for the fan are, themselves, on the ceiling!
What you CAN do is try to grab that German helmet on the hatrack. You’ll just barely grab it before the wind blows you back… and unintentionally makes you do a cool slide across the floor.
Give the hat to Homsar.
Now examine Homsar and you can control his swinging. Get him high enough and far enough out and he’ll hit the controls for the fan, producing an amazing display of pyrotechnics and deactivating the fan!
With the fan offline, the fog machine will make a cloud right in the middle of the stage. The bats from before will fly into that cloud.
You can try to get to the manual release now, but the speaker blocks your path.
Examine the King of Town to introduce him to the crowd. He’ll go a bit wild, knocking over the tub of butter with the lobster that is, for whatever reason, sitting on the stage.
Grab the lobster.
Use the lobster on the speaker’s cable. He won’t be strong enough to cut it, but the King of Town will suddenly notice and, in a gluttonous rage, he’ll swing at the lobster with his axe-like guitar. That’s enough to cut the cable, so the speaker falls to the stage. The lobster tries to use it to hide from the King of Town, and the King tries to hit it with his guitar. The crowd goes wild… But you still haven’t revealed your coup de grace, so let’s keep going.
You can now reach the manual controls for your killer prop… but the fog and the bats are in the way, so you’re not done yet.
Grab the tub of butter, since the King is occupied with the lobster right now.
Pour the butter into the fog machine. Now instead of creating ordinary everyday fog,
it’ll create a rich and creamy buttery fog; which will get all over the bats!
The bats will catch the King of Town’s attention, and he’ll jump after them to catch and eat them. This will send the crowd into an absolute frenzy and will cause you to win the Battle Royale. Of course, no one cares about your prop any more, and the King kinda upstaged you… but DOI won, at any rate, so you got your prize money and can now afford Fun Machine repairs!
40. Walkthough – Extended Play
Homsar remains at the DÖI stage, allowing you to play the theremin minigame at will.
Playing the Wigglie record at Club Technochocolate will get you the back cover of the Limozeen game manual, complete with a signed photo of a real-life babelien!
Playing the Wigglie record a second time will reveal its B-side and award you another Musical Moment, as will playing the “Slide to the Right” record.
Talking to Strong Sad (hanging out in Strong Badia) will earn you the seventh and final Musical Moment.
Talking to Coach Z (back at the Track) should reveal his brotherly relationship with Bubs – the tenth and final Expression of Affection.
Get a score of 45000 or more in Limozeen’s Hot Babelien Odyssey to increase your awesomeness rating.
Obtaining all of the Collectibles, Costume Items, Musical Moments, Strong Bad Abuse, Expressions of Affection, and besting 45000 points in Hot Babelien Odyssey will earn you the highest rank, for which you will receive a special Limozeen t-shirt.
41. Limozeen Mini Glasses
There are four stylish Limozeen souvenir shot glasses scattered about featuring the likenesses of the band’s long-haired members.
Larry = Click on the Luxa Lounger in the Strongs’ living room
Perry = Use the Microphone outside the Strongs’ house
Gary = Use the Black Metal Detector outside Marzipan’s house
Mary = Click on the Dead Fish in the pond (after it has been bleached)
42. Rare Band Posters
Each of Free Country USA’s musical acts has their own promotional poster. One might question the promotional value of the posters, however, considering how well each of them has been hidden from view.
Two-O-Duo = Use the Metal Detector near Bubs’ Concession Stand
Cool Tapes = Click on the left locker at the Track
PomStar = Use the Microphone at Club Technochocolate
D.O.I. = Use the Metal Detector at the D.O.I. stage
43. Limozeen’s Hot Babelien Odyssey Manual Pages
Again, Strong Bad has managed to scatter to the winds the manual pages for his game-of-the-month, Limozeen’s Hot Babelien Odyssey. These are always awarded in the same order: Front Cover, Dedication, Lyrics, and Back Cover.
Use the light switch in Strong Bad’s Lappy room
Use the Microphone at the Cool Tapes stage
Use the Metal Detector at the Two-O-Duo stage
Use the “Doin’ the Wigglie” record at Club Technochocolate in Extended Play
44. Costume Items
There are four items of clothing to be found in Baddest of the Bands, plus one bonus item and another hidden shirt.
Sloshy shirt = Use the Microphone in the Strong’s laundry room
Leopard print pants = Click on the couch in the Strong’s basement
Chain boots = Use the Metal Detector near the picket fence in The Field
Leopard headband = Use the Microphone near the brick wall in The Field
Limozeen shirt = Awarded for obtaining the final rank of Impossibly Rocked Out
Yellow creature shirt = As with the previous two episodes, walking underneath the doorway of the photo booth will cause Strong Bad to automatically wear a hidden shirt. Get beneath the booth floor by walking off the right edge three times while not wearing any costume items.
45. Strong Bad Abuse
Strong Bad seems to be a bit accident-prone this time around, finding himself physically assaulted by other characters and even inanimate objects.
Click the Lappy’s Plug
Click the microwave in the Strong’s kitchen
Use the fake sword on Marzipan
Talk to Strong Sad at the Battle of the Bands
Use the bleach directly on the pond at the Battle of the Bands
46. Musical Moments
Being a game centered around a Battle of the Bands, it just wouldn’t be proper not to celebrate life’s occasional (and often impromptu) musical interludes.
Give Strong Mad an Entry Form
Give The Cheat an Entry Form
Give The Cheat an Entry Form a second time
Use the Boom Box option on Coach Z outside Marzipan’s
Use the “Slide to the Right” record on the Technochocolate turntable in Extended Play
Use the “Doin’ the Wigglie” record on the turntable twice in Extended Play
Talk to Strong Sad in Extended Play
47. Expressions of Affection
Even in the most cynical and antagonistic of worlds, people will still find ways to speak of love.
Talk to Strong Sad about the bats twice (at the start of the game)
Talk to Bubs about the Funmachine
Talk to Coach Z about Marzipan twice (at the Track)
Have Marzipan make out a glossy to Strong Bad
Have Marzipan make out a glossy to Coach Z
Have Coach Z recite poetry for Marzipan (outside her house)
Talk to the Limozeen standee about Two-O-Duo (before sabotaging them)
Talk to the Drive-Thru Whale at the PomStar concert twice (before sabotaging them, and before inserting the coat hanger, or while the hanger is pointed away from anything)
Sabotage Two-o-Duo, give both the whale and pond photos to Marzipan, and pick up the coloring book (but don’t color it yet). Turn your hint level to “High” (in Options) and click randomly around the Two-o-Duo stage until Strong Bad mutters the hint “The Teen Girl Squad would love this…”
Talk to Coach Z, at the track, three times after sabotaging Two-O-Duo (in Extended Play). Note: This can also be done by talking to him after sabotaging the Two-O Duo, but before PomStar has been.
48. Limozeen’s Hot Babelien Odyssey Score
45,000 points are necessary to reach the maximum awesomeness level.
49. Ranks
1. Folk Filker
2. Scat Oboist
3. Wooden Fish Enthusiast
4. Electric Slide Kazooer
5. Contra Bassist
6. Spandex Screamer
7. Big Hair Wailer
8. Three-Necked Axeman
9. Nordic Percussion Lord
10. Spikey Rock Deity
11. Impossibly Rocked Out
50. Game Items
“3 O’Clock Twist” = Record
Aerosol Cheese Spray = Used with the Stencil to Spray SECURITY on the Fence at Strong Badia.
Alarm = Used in Coach Z’s Office
Album Cover Photo = Used to win the Album Cover Contest
Bat Hutch = Used with the Bleach in the washer to make the Bleached Bats.
Billy Club = Used on the Webcam Limozeen Cardboard Cutout at PomStar’s Stage
Bleach = Used on the Washer with the Bat Hutch to make the Bleached Bats & used on the Webcam Limozeen Cardboard Cutout at The Two-O-Duo’s Stage
Bleach Photo = Used on Marzipan at PomStar’s Stage
Bleached Bats = Used on Marzipan at Marzipan’s House.
Bucket of Butter = Used on the Fog Machine at the Two-O-Duo’s Stage
BMW Lighter = Used on the Oil Spill at the Cool Car
Cool Tapes Entry Form = Used on Bubs at the Field
“DeButt” = Used to review on what you need to get the Two-O-Duo back together.
Defaced Album = ???
Defaced Coloring Book = Used on Marzipan at PomStar’s Stage
“Doin’ The Wigglie” = Record
Entry Forms = Used on Pom Pom, Bubs & Marzipan.
Fake Sword = Used on The Cheat at Marzipan’s House
“Food Related Love” = Used on the Turntable at Club Technochocolate.
Fun Machine = Used on Bubs at The Field. (You’ll need $100 Million to Repair it however.)
German Helmet = Used on Homsar at DOI’s Stage
Glossy Photo = Used on Marzipan at Marzipan’s House.
Hangar Antenna = Used on the Drive-Thru Whale at PomStar’s Stage or on the field.
“Hugo Left Me Miserable” = Record
Instant Camera = Used to take Pictures
“Left Shift-Alt-Delete” = Record
Letter = Used on Bubs at the Field
Limozeen Coloring Book = Used on the Drawing Table at the House of Strong to make a New Teen Girl Squad Comic.
Limozeen Contest Flyer = ???
Lobster = Used on the Speaker Cable at DOI’s Stage
Pomstar Entry Form = Used on Bubs at The Field
Poodonkis = Used on the Cool Car
“Roll with the Punches” = Record
Security Jacket = Used on Strong Sad a.k.a El Dumplo at Strong Badia after painting SECURITY on the Fence.
Signed Glossy = Used on Coach Z at the Track. (Needs Coach Z’s Singature first)
“Slide to the Right, Y’all Bridesmaids” = Record
Squealin’ Larry Limozeen Microphone = Used to Rock Out & Find Hidden Boxes
Starfish = Used on the Cool Car
Stencil = Used on the Fence at Strong Badia
Taranchula Black Metal Detector (now with shovel attachment)
Toilet Paper = Used on the Stick
Whale Photo = Used on Marzipan at PomStar’s Stage
Zen Rock = Used on Marzipan’s Fish Tank Gravel outside her house
51. Playstation 3 Trophies
The High Cost of Repairs ($100 Million)
Discover a way to fund repairs to the Game Machine.
We’re Going to Put On a Show!
Get celebrity judges and security for the Battle of the Bands.
Strong Bad’s Got Talent
Receive filled out entry forms for the Battle of the Bands.
It’s A Sabotage!
Successfully sabotage all the other bands.
D.O.I. Rocks the House!
Perform the best rock show with D.O.I.
The Hidden Tracks
Find all 12 collectibles.
Truly, Truly Outrageous!
Collect all costume items.
There is No Safe Word
Find all possible ways to abuse Strong Bad.
Homestar Runner: The Musical
Witness all musical moments from the cast of Homestar Runner.
Expressions of Affection
Hear all the ways the residents of Free Country, USA love what they love.
I Pilot the Limozeen Bus
Achieve a high score in “Limozeen: Hot Babelian Odyssey”
Limozeen on My Shelf!
Collect all Limozeen Mini-Glasses.
ROCK ON!
Collect each band poster.
Manual of Style
Collect all pages to the “Limozeen: Hot Babelian Odyssey” manual.
Impossibly Rocked Out
Achieve the highest possible Awesomeness level.