Overview
Terry T Tiktaalik, professional outpost dweller’s attire wearer will show you the varies niceties we have here on Europa and what advantages and disadvantages they have.
Ethanol
Advantages:
Ubiquitous and found in practically every submarine
Can give a decent buzz
Gives a decent amount of psychosis resistance
Can be held like an actual bottle of alcohol
Can be used as a torture device
Good ingredient in making various medical crafts
Used as a cleaning agent
Disadvantages:
Kind of useless at times
Slows you down
Makes you drunk, therefore getting rid of a portion of health
About two bottles of ethanol can kill a mammoth
Rating:
8/10
Captain’s pipe and tobacco
Advantages:
Cool as heck
Given as a token of good-will to veteran captains
Good way of calming the nerves
Gives a decent amount of psychosis resistance
Looks like a crack-pipe
Disadvantages:
Pipe tobacco rarely found in submarines
Only given to veteran captains
Dies out quickly
Rating:
8/10
Morphine
Advantages:
Poseidon’s given elixir of life
Absolutely reliable in life threatening situations
Guaranteed to be on every submarine
Can rarely be used maliciously
Easily crafted
Cheap
Used to make fentanyl and naloxone
Disadvantages:
Two uses only
Makes the screen wiggle if given enough times
Drains oxygen from you
Rating:
10/10
Guitars, harmonicas and accordions
Advantages:
Plays a jolly tune
Generally brightens the mood around a rusty lead-paint covered submarine
At least one instrument found on every submarine
Disadvantages:
Gets a bit annoying at times
Offers no real benefit
Rating:
7/10
Toy hammer
Advantages:
Can be used to harmlessly whack annoying sailors or friends
Makes a funny noise
Used to stun potential attackers without harming them
Used for harmless sparring
Disadvantages:
Annoying at times
Used by clowns
Deals no damage
Rating:
6/10
Botany
Advantages:
Good to do around subs when there’s nothing to do
Good source of side-income for campaigns
Useful in crafting
Some can be used maliciously like mutated pomegrenades
Disadvantages:
Falling plants can splatter on the floor and make your room look disgusting
Pomegrenades falling onto the floor can catch fire
Has to be watered constantly
Looks ugly and weird in small rooms
Rating:
6/10
Painting and cleaning
Advantages:
Can make your sub look tidy and clean or look like Pablo Picasso had a stroke and exploded
Good activity for the more bored and creative
Quite cheap around outposts
Disadvantages:
Offer no real benefits
Looks ugly if used incorrectly
Odd colour palette
Rating:
7/10
Pets
Advantages:
Quite cute and cuddly
Makes nice noises
Eggs can be deconstructed for materials (you monster)
♥♥♥♥ and produce materials which can be deconstructed
Chitin shells from orange boy can be made into a sick helmet
Disadvantages:
Can sometimes poke and snap at sailor’s feet
Will effectively kill themselves when not fed
Will sometimes refuse to be fed despite being hungry
Rating:
8/10
Bike horn
Advantages:
Comedic in certain scenarios
Can be used in secluded areas of the sub to spook people
Disadvantages:
Annoying
Used by clowns
Rating: 4/10
CLOWNS
Advantages:
Scary
Disadvantages:
Yes
Rating:
1/10