Cannibal Crossing Guide

"The only thing they fear, is LOLA" for Cannibal Crossing

“The only thing they fear, is LOLA”

Overview

Greetings survivors,Are you tired of hordes?Do you feel overwhelmed when ever that little purple bastard suddenly appears on screen?Is it a terrible night to have a curse?

1. Desire to know more.

Greetings survivors,

Are you tired of hordes?

Do you feel overwhelmed when ever that little purple bastard suddenly appears on screen?

Is it a terrible night to have a curse?

Step 1: Await the on-coming horde of unfortunate Victi- I mean Cannibals. Negatives make it more satisfying.

Step 2: Pause your game.

Step 3: Alt+Tab out to your respective web browser or Steam web browser.

Step 4: [link] placed on a Loop and in-game soundtrack temporarily disabled.

Step 5: Rip…And Tear!

“The only thing they fear is Lola” has a chance to grant you a 666% efficiency in slaughtering the oncoming horde with every evil slaughtering tool at your disposal.

Good luck.

Disclaimer:
“The only thing they fear is Lola does not guarantee immediate or automatic survival of; Cannibals, Negatives, Bandits, Bosses, Rabid Rabbits, nor the Monty Python White Rabbit. The only thing they fear is Lola is not responsible for any negative effects to your gameplay, taxes, life goals, family relations, etc. Usage of The only thing they fear is Lola may or may not reach the reflected efficiency buff percentage of quote un-quote 666%.

Side Effects may include; Increased Heart-rate, voluntary nodding and or banging of the head, increased blood spatters upon your person, temporary muscle movement and reflexes of the clicking finger and or controller thumbs, increased disrespect for your surroundings, increased desire to play more game, increased consumption of ammunition, secondary desire to play more game, crimson vision, loss of building space, increase emotional attachment to weaponry, increased emotional attachment to turrets, involuntary swearing, shouting, body rocking, and release of inner Slayer desires.

This guide is very simple and is not so much just for Lola but more an aesthetic.Guidance may be used for any and all playable characters in game and for more than one player.”

Go forth and make them die.

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