Overview
Bloons TD Battles is a great game, based on a great anime. Every single character from the anime is here, and trust me, there are lots of characters, and they have really cool transformations. Of course, not all transformations are equal, so here are the worst! On my guide to the best upgrades, I forgot to add the lore behind the upgrades, but I’ll be sure to include them here!
10. Glaive Lord
The Glaive Lord is really weak, which makes sense, as in the anime, she sold her soul, muscles, and skeleton for the power to levitate herself and her blades. Of course, she is now incredibly frail, and will instantly die if attacked by a Bloon. This one is lower down on the list because, while she dies fast, the power you get while she’s alive is pretty good, and you can elongate her life by telling a Donald Trump Monkey to build a wall around her, though you must have enough /pol/ points to say that he can beat Joe Biden in a fight.
9. Tempel Of The Monkye God
The Tepmle Of The Monkeye God is a ancient temple biult by G O D. We didntn’t build it, we swear. In the animate, this is used to creat a cult called “Tyant’s Sology”. You can do taht in the game to, but it wont work if you have gained too many intelingence pionts (spesifically, 80 points), wich is why its this low. It’s still usabel, but you’ll need to make lots of self refrential books for it to work.
8. Nucleer React
The Nucler React is a submarien that kills baloons with nukes. Inn the anime, it is use by the United Airlines to nuke Japan. It can be poweredful, but if an Trump Monkey sees it, he wil send it to nuke East Corea, and it probaly wont com back
7. Kostco
Kostco is prety bad. In the animay, she treis to be revelant, but flails. In the gam, she speers enimes too remov them like kabab, butt she dosn’t work becase shes irevelant and part off Zerblya.
6. Jugernat
The jugernat ist he upgrad too the spik o put. Its the sam ting butt biger, just lik ein the a ime. Is borign, nes=xt
5. Orang
Orang is the maine vilan in the &nime, who made thr=e cult. and somuned the p[ilars. he costs lots of monets and yuor monkese shot him until hes ded. wile hes ther, you stop geting monets.
4. Munkey Sans
mankye sans [maeks monky into sanes undrtael it dise in w;on hit, butt it’s has an god atakc.. he is super col dude refrance but he also has- no skins, so he is unbale to maek gambbiling sited so he maks no masiveyl ovre]size neglejent ecnomoconic yeelds.
3. tirpel drtas
tirple dtar miet ,seeem god 2 u buut it’s is no!t becusz monkye’s leg gets chopde of and he usses it as arm adn taht’ss stopiid!!!!!1!
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