Bloons TD Battles Guide

how 2 pwn evry n00b!!!!!!11!11!1 (Joke Guide, and may be offensive to some viewers. Please do not take seriously.) for Bloons TD Battles

how 2 pwn evry n00b!!!!!!11!11!1 (Joke Guide, and may be offensive to some viewers. Please do not take seriously.)

Overview

h0i guyz, dis is superminecraftkid. 2day, ill show u teh best way 2 pwn evry n00b tat cumes ur way

towers u will need to rekt dem n00bs.

  • wizard. always wizard. if u dont hav it then ♥♥♥ of.
  • ninga. either that or cobra.
  • sniper. gets l33t 360 noscopes

teh l33t stratagy

round 1: place ninga. level it up to sharp seeking
round 2: do nothin
round 3: place wizard. level it up to lightning sense
round 4: place sniper. level it up to the left once.(forgot name)
round 5-99999999999: repeat, while upgrading other towers higher. make sure to send balloons, to get dem moneyz.

pls kill me

No, seriously, just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do it.

The ACTUAL strategy

I have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clue, but I use Ninja, Bomb, Farm. There is no one META.

JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PULL THE TRIGGER!!!!

Jk, I ain’t IDubbz.

Conclusion

I think 10% of my brain cells commited suicide. Just don’t use Apprentice. You will die.

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