Overview
How to actually achievement hunt this game without a vague description of each achievement.
Introduction
Yeah yeah, blah blah blah, we know what the achievements ARE, but how do we GET THEM???
Simple. Either cheat or brute force. If you want to do things the hard way, then i suggest getting a pee jar ready, this will be awhile.
Vroom Vroom! – #1
This is super duper easy. Just start the game as driver.
Baby Steps – #2
This is where some trouble gets mixed in.
The objective of this achievement is to [drive one mile]
You can either
LEGIT WAY
Drive for that long
or
EASY WAY
Make a macro, that under certain conditions, that it will press whatever you have left bound to.
Good Job, I Guess? – #3
Basically the same as #2, just longer
The objective of this achievement is to [drive 10 miles]
You can either
LEGIT WAY
Drive for that long
or
EASY WAY
Make a macro, that under certain conditions, that it will press whatever you have left bound to.
Nice Trick, Now Make it Back – #4
Basically the same as #2 and #3, just longer…er.
The objective of this achievement is to [drive to Las Vegas]
You can either
LEGIT WAY
Drive to Las Vegas
or
EASY WAY
Make a macro, that under certain conditions, that it will press whatever you have left bound to.
But make sure to stop the macro after you get this, as it spits you back out into the menu.
You Did It! – #5
Basically the same as #2, #3, and #4, just longerer…er.
The objective of this achievement is to [drive back to Tucson]
You can either
LEGIT WAY
Drive back to Tucson
or
EASY WAY
Make a macro, that under certain conditions, that it will press whatever you have left bound to.
But make sure to stop the macro after you get to Las Vegas and get this, as it spits you back out into the menu.
120 Hours Well Spent – #6
Spend time doing nothing on the road
The objective of this achievement is to [play for 5 (ingame?) days]
You can either
LEGIT WAY
Idle
or
EASY WAY
uh… idle? I don’t really see any other intended way to do this, as being in the menu stops tracking time, and you can end your trip by driving forward for that long. Oh well.
240 Hours Well Spent – #7
Spend time doing nothing on the road… again
The objective of this achievement is to [play for 10 (ingame?) days]
You can either
LEGIT WAY
Idle
or
EASY WAY
uh… idle? I don’t really see any other intended way to do this, as being in the menu stops tracking time, and you can end your trip by driving forward for that long. Oh well.
You Monster… – #8
haha portal 2 funne
The objective of this achievement is to [kill the bug]
You can either
LEGIT WAY
Drive for around 4 hours straight and wait for the bug, and if it doesn’t happen then restart
or
EASY WAY
Use the macro, as if the bug does or doesn’t appear, does it matter? You can just do it over again.
At Least You Didn’t Have to Steer – #9
Easy game
The objective of this achievement is to [get towed]
You can either
LEGIT WAY
Just veer off to the right immediately to get it, just wait for cutscene to finish.
or
EASY WAY
Literally the same thing, how is it not easy.
Now That’s Just Silly – #10
Oh god no
The objective of this achievement is to [drive for the amount of time the game took to get programmed (bet it’s a joke, but it is around 20 in game days.)]
You can either
LEGIT WAY
Idle.
or
EASY WAY
Idle.
You Gotta Get Your Kicks – #11
Ducktales, wooo
The objective of this achievement is to [drive the length of Route 66]
You can either
LEGIT WAY
Do just that.
or
EASY WAY
Set up the macro, baby.
That Certainly Would Have Been More Scenic – #12
Im walkin ere
The objective of this achievement is to [drive the length from New York City to Los Angeles]
You can either
LEGIT WAY
Do just that.
or
EASY WAY
Set up the macro, baby.
Talk About “World-Wide”, Am I Right? – #13
Mr. Wide
The objective of this achievement is to [drive the length of the Earth’s circumference]
You can either
LEGIT WAY
Do just that.
or
EASY WAY
Set up the macro, baby.
“Are We There Yet?” – #14
mom are we there yet
The objective of this achievement is to [join a multiplayer game]
You can either
LEGIT WAY
that
or
EASY WAY
that lmao
Family Vacation – #15
not yet
The objective of this achievement is to [join a multiplayer game and stay for a full trip]
You can either
LEGIT WAY
Have a friend set up a room and have some fun, but don’t leave or crash, cuz that negates.
or
EASY WAY
Have a friend set up a room and then Run the macro baby.
Tips ‘N’ Tricks
There are a couple things to note when doing these achievements.
Many of these are able to be chained together, such as:
[Begin the game] -> [Join a multiplayer game] -> [Drive for a mile] -> [Drive for 10 miles] -> [Kill the bug] -> [Make it to Las Vegas] & [Make it there as passenger]
Things can get wacky when including CHEATING.
There’s two applications I’d like to note:
Cheat Engine
Pulover’s Macro Creator
Both are free, and both have their perks. For instance, use Cheat Engine’s built in Speed Cheat to manipulate in game time to give you the idle achievements. Do be warned though, it does take about 10 hours real time to get the Programmed Duration achievement.
The Macro Creator is heavily important. If you feel the need, you can create your own macro, but for the sake of the people, I went out of my way… to start it. At the time of writing this, I can only get the bot to ~3 hours in game time. It SHOULD be super easy, just specify which color… etc., but nope! Here is the file[cdn.discordapp.com] should you want to tweak/use. And here[www.macrocreator.com] is the link to the Macro Creator
A lot of these achievements have to be complete in one sitting, eg Getting to Tuscon or Full Multiplayer Game.