How to feed the rabbit from the Walten files.

Overview

Okay… You just got off of youtube and finally went to bed after watching the Walten files at 3 am and then you realize your mistake of hating it when there are spooky monsters and sus smile creatures (VERY SUSSY CLICKBAIT MAYBE? IDK)But theres one thing that you want to do. Feed the rabbit. As the tapes say:The rabbit is starving.The rabbit is starving.The rabbit is starving.The rabbit is starving.When the rabbit is starving 😳 the last one was a joke but you really… REALLY! Want to feed the rabbit. Alas, I know how. Fortunately, I’ll tell you. Unfortunately, its coming from me. Anyway.

1. Wabbit Season.

WRONG ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TV SHOW

2. Duck Season.

WHAT DID I JUST TELL MYSELF NOT 10 SECONDS AGO WHAT AM I DOING

3. starving 🙁

yeah nah yeah nah ♥♥♥♥ that now we’re here lets move on

okay ♥♥♥♥ sake I hate making guides for games that have no replay value. Anyway. The rabbit is starving ( 😳 ) and now you have a quest to feed the little ♥♥♥♥. Allow me to tell you how I fed the Rabbit in my fantasy world known as ‘Lucid Nightmares’. A nightmare that I control!

4. voice acting 0%

what site is it to speak in that yoda voice again, hang on hang on a sec lemme just bugger off for 10 seconds gotta find it alright cool found it its acapela box this is entirely unrelated lmao

Now now you might’ve found the wabbit, you might’ve found a different stuffed bear instead. And if you have found anything else, then prepare for total annihilation of your life. Rent free!

Now, it won’t understand normal human voice. Because the animatronic doesn’t have its original face super-imposed onto itself! If it doesn’t, then speak to it in a text-to-speech female voice. Just like how the rabbit is starving ( 😳 ) voice rings out and doesn’t shut the ♥♥♥♥ up. If it has its original face super-imposed onto itself. Say “Hello!” and die of chronic hedgeweathing. Gross.

Like lets be real here nobody really cares its just you in this nightmarish-lucid dream. I dunno. Its a lucid dream. You get to choose what happens here or what doesn’t. I dunno, maybe you can conjure up some pizzas and coca colas. Now I’d say ‘Coke’ but people would think I’m saying the drug. Aww well.

5. The rabbit is feeding ( 😳 )

I don’t even remember why I’m doing this guide, I have a bad habit of forgetting ♥♥♥♥ that happened not 10 minutes ago. Aww well. Can’t waste a perfectly good idea.

Cool cool cool, your brain decided to think up some strawberry jam sandwiches as its main source of food. Thats nice, thats swell. Now the rabbit is going to have a feed ( 😳 ) and not die of chronic africa ( 😳 )

Now shove the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing down the animatronics throat and force it to chew because the animatronics don’t have proper jaws, start slamming the rabbits jaw down ( 😳 ) and make it swallow the strawberry jam sandwich, Just properly slam that ♥♥♥♥ up and down up and down just like me and your mum in bed at night, UP AND DOWN YEAH NAH UP AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DOWN YEAH YEAH GO FASTER UP AND DOWN What the ♥♥♥♥

OH MY GOD LOOK AT WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO HER! HOW DID YOU MESS UP YOUR STRAWBERRY JAM SANDWICH SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BAD THAT IT GOT INTO HER EYEBALLS AND ON HER SNOOT! HOW DID IT GET IN HER SNOOT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO *IN* THE MOUTH ( 😳 )

Aww well, at least she isn’t starving ( 😳 ) anymore.

(Just look at how happy her smile is :D)

6. wake up

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7. Realize she is still starving (😳)

Realize she is coming for you.

Realize that you can feed the animatronic even more now by using your pet cat, pet dog, pet rabbit, pet starving (😳), pet imposter, pet crewmate, pet tricky fortnite, pet africa (😳), and pet mother and father to the little ♥♥♥♥.

Okay yeah plan B lads, plan B. This is horrible. This is more horrible than the wild fox parade of the 1950s. The Rabbit is in your room and it is coming for you. Don’t see it in the picture I sent above? Let me show you a clearer image.

8. Modified SUV.

Yeah I’m bored as ♥♥♥♥ and are running out of ideas let me just slap ♥♥♥♥ my mind thinks up of hang on lads

Do you see the very starving (😳) rabbit yet? Hang on let me just quickly remove some stuff because the formatting wasn’t great and let me put all the stuff I once had in other areas in this area because I’m a lazy little ♥♥♥♥, anyway. Let me put all of these pictures in so that YOU can see!

9. Mildly Suspicious! (😳)

I think you can see it now!!!!!!!!

WHO COULD’VE KNOWN! ITS THE MILDLY SUSPICIOUS (😳) IMPOSTER (😳) FROM AMONG US! (😳) WE’VE CRACKED THE CODE! ITS JUST SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SIMPLE, I THINK THE ENTIRETY OF THE WALTEN FILES IS COMPLETELY DEBUNKED! I MEAN, WHY EVEN GO ON ANY FURTHER, WE ALREADY KNOW WHAT THE PLOT IS! SPOOKY WOMAN WALKS INTO BUILDING AND GETS CHOPPED INTO 5 PIECES, “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” RINGS OUT FOR 3 HOURS STRAIGHT, RUH ROH, CAR CRASH! THE END CHILDREN DIE

Aww well. I should be considered the mat-pat of this little ♥♥♥♥♥♥ CRT TV ARG movie. Well I can’t call it ♥♥♥♥♥♥, it actually scared me. So thats a first. Say what ever happened to that rabbit.

10. I think I know what happened.

the sheep man screamed at the Rabbit so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much that the Rabbit just went up front and shot herself so that the screaming stopped.

I say “sheep man” because its actually a she. But, Y’know. 2021 Twitter user rampage. They’ll make any character they see a different gender or a made up one for the ‘lolz’.

Oh wow it does actually work! Sweet! I’M OUT OF HERE GOODBYE!

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