Why the super peasant and dark peasant are no doubt the best units

Overview

Are you tired of western units and legacy faction units bringing fan bearers to shame? Were you kicked out of your home because you couldn’t get a job? Are greedy companies plastering your face with horrendous promotions of their crappy products? Well worry no more because the solution to your issue lies right in this guide!

Origins

The super peasant and dark peasant are ancient beings that have been there since the open alpha, dominating all those who dare appose them.
This is an ancient picture taken from the ancient lands of the open alpha, presumably from a war between dark peasants and super peasants, knowledge of the victor has been lost to time sadly.

These ancient gods have been wandering the lands of the open alpha until the legacy update of the modern tabs has brought them to a better world, now with a better sense of fashion, too.
(note: the rest of the in-game pictures you will see were taken in the unit creator beta, so please ignore the inconsistencies with their design.)

Potential

Let’s start out with the dark peasant, notice those mysterious hands that orbit around him? That’s his main gimmick other than shooting out some dark energy from his own hands.

The dark peasant wields the most flexibility and potential out of all of the units, as it’s protective hands are pretty much the center of what makes the dark peasant so good.
Look at this, the dark peasant will literally throw any heavy projectiles (i.e. catapult rocks) back at the one who was foolish enough to literally throw the dark peasant a bone, the dark peasant will otherwise effortlessly and perfectly block any smaller projectiles.

In fact, even units who others hate with a burning passion (i.e. tank) stand no chance against this absolute god.

Oh and one more thing, the dark peasant will preform an aoe explosion attack when units get too close.

Even though the dark peasant can destroy armies of thousands with ease, it only has one major weakness… (let’s not speak of the bug dlc yet to keep things simple)

This brings us to the second part of this section of the guide, the super peasant.
Unlike the inferior dark peasant, the super peasant, instead of staying still and letting his own hands do the work, the super peasant instead will

This guy literally zooms into crowds of units mowing them to shreds. But despite that they are both extremely powerful, and by that i mean they require pretty much no support to guarantee victory.

Balance

Now of course, since they are absolutely unbeatable landfall had to put in some measures so their power won’t be utterly abused.

Of course, for beginners they cost literal fricking millions, but that’s only there to really keep them out of being used to beat campaign battles, change my mind.

Unfortunately as glorious as they seem to be, these peasants are constantly abused by a higher being, though they seem powerful enough to take on entire armies by their own deep down they are in a constant state of dread because of this renegade god.

They need some emotional support.

These living powers have dominated every landfall faction unit, from the tribal clubber to terrors like the ice giant, these units have been there, done that, however with the unit creator in a beta state these absolute UNITS have been put up against many unfamiliar threats, though considering they are absolute chads none of these unfamiliar faces are any actual problem to them, however they should be careful as they don’t know if it isn’t limited to obnoxiously powerful halflings.

Conclusion

At this point i feel like i’ve said everything i needed to say in the previous sections, however i still feel like i need to say one more thing…

the dark peasant other than his hands lacks attack, so why not give him a friend to attack for him?