Overview
An overall achievement guide. For all achievement hunters.
Just to tell y’all…
Some of these achievements are so broad they need their own guides – so consult guides that specifically target the needed stuff. Like for the complete friends achievement, read a guide that details how to get all of them.
If you’re too lazy for that, you can read my The Missables Guide just to make sure you don’t skip items that can prevent you getting the perfect list of items, costumes, friends, chinpokomon.
Steam Achievements
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How to
New Kid On The Block
Join the KKK
Storyline achievemnt.
First Day in South Park
Spend one day in South Park.
Storyline achievement.
Gingivitis
Let Gingers bite you 3 times without blocking.
Easiest to do in the Call to the Banners quest, when you go to rescue Craig. To get this, try to hit the ginger (but don’t click buttons, so the hit fails) and swap buddy all the time, so you won’t damage the ginger. The ginger must use the bite 3 times, doesn’t matter if he bites you or your buddy.
Day Walker
Defeat the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
You get the freckles as a loot from the gingers before you enter the boss battle; be sure to equip them.
Made This for You
Fling a turd of your creatuib at an enemy.
Go to any bathroom, and interact with the toilet. You will have to mash the S key to get a turd. After that, interact with the toilet again to get the turd. After that, you can use it as an item in a battle – then you get this achievement.
Are We Cool?
Find Jesus while playing as a Jew.
This achievement is fairly easy to get, and you don’t need to complete the game to get it. Just start a new game, select the class Jew, and go to the city hall to talk to Father Maxi. Then go to the church – Jesus is hiding between the benches. Then back to Maxi, just to be sent to the church (again D:). Now you have to shut off the lights and interact with the spotlights to turn them towards the cross, and you’ll see Jesus’ shadow. Go behind the pulpit, and interact with it.
Parkeologist
Open all garages in South Park.
To open all garages, you need to search the houses to get all the keys to them. Just search all houses. (Do note, that in Stans house there are four rooms: Stans, his sisters, the bathroom, and the parents room opposite of Stans sisters room.)
For the Hoarder
Sell nothing the entire game.
This is kind of self explanatory, isn’t it?
Truth to Power
You have farted on four major authority figures.
To get this achievement, you have to fart on Father Maxi, Principal Victoria, the Mayor and the Prime Minister of Canada. NOTE! The Prime Minister fart is missable, so make sure to Cup a Spell on him so you get the achievement for sure!
Irritable Bowels
You ♥♥♥♥ your pants during a boss battle.
Overload your mana during a boss battle; take a large mana potion and when it shows a warning, drink a small one. The other option is that keep Jimmy alive long enough for him to cast brown noise. (Not sure if this one gives the achievement.)
Dog Whistle
You’ve farted on a dog while in gnome form.
You can go to the woods after you have beaten the game, and you will encounter rabid dogs. You can fart on dead dogs to get this achievement. Doesn’t work on Dire Wolves in Canada.
Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies in a single fart outside of battle.
This is do-able in three different parts of the game:
- It’s possible to get this in the first day, but sadly, I have no clue how ATM. There is a guide about that on Steam, though.
- In Attack to the School quest, you can use your sneaky squeaker to lure people near fires and then use Cup-a-Spell.
- This is how I did it – in Clyde’s fortress, you arrive to a room where they lift a cow away. Shoot the hoop with the bat, and it releases all the cats. Lure them all with the Sneaky Squeaker near to the flame, and Cup-a-Spell.
Just Saying Hi
You’ve farted on every buddy in the game.
Summon all your buddies, one at a time, and fart on them.
Re-Buttal
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
The way I did this, was packed a bunch of mana potions before going to rescue Craig.At the hall monitor, I stalled and stalled – didn’t hit him (not clicking the sword so your character misses) and swapping the buddy. And every time the boss started to channel (the red glow around the enemy), I interrupted it with a fart (Dragonshout). I got 4 done this way, so missed just one – that one you can get while battling the gnomes. Remember to save before starting the gnome quest to maximize your chances!
Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
The easiest one to acquire is the Evil Cartman goatee; loot it from Cartmans house. The bald cap is harder to get; go to the Police Station, and go upstairs. Knock down the shelf and go to the vent to get to the locker room. Loot everything, and you will get a jail cell key. Go downstairs and open the jail cell; in the chest is the bald cap. You have to do this and equip these two items to get the achievement before you battle the tweekers you need to free Tweek.
More Steam Achievements
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How to
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Self explanatory, really.
Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Easy enough. A simple right click should suffice.
Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Try to get him dead. When he dies, just don’t res him. Easiest with Butters; use first ability to piss off, and he is a natural victim so they attack him more often.
No Child Left Behind
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Note, that this is only when you end the battle. Just ress your buddy and keep him alive.
Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon
Refer to Chinpokomon guides to get this.
Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Asstated above; you should refer to a Chinpokomon specific guide.
Chinpokolypse
Collect all the Chinpokomon.
*ctrl c, ctrl v*. Chinpokomon guides.
Daddy Issues
You befriended your father.
You need 50 or 55 friends (not sure). Then go talk to him in your house, and TA-DA, you’re friends.
More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park.
Probably should check a friend list guide. *shrug*
Junk Peddler
You sold 300 junk items.
Loot everything, smash everything, loot everything. ????. Profit.
Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman’s Ass.
Use Cartman as your buddy, and use the assfire attack.
Canadian Handshake
You’ve farted on people 100 times.
Just keep rightclicking whenever you meet someone. In the end of the game you will have it.
Animal Cruelty
You’ve farted on animals 25 times.
Fart on mice, cats, whatever animals.
Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you’ve taken a ♥♥♥♥ in your pants.
Overdose in manapotions to get that turd in yo pants.
Shopaholic
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Remember to buy outfits from vendors to complete this one.
Clothes ♥♥♥♥♥
You’ve collected all of the available costumes.
IDK, look a guide. Don’t miss loot. Stuff like that.
Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
- To befriend the gnomes, find all the underpants by looting thoroughly all houses. Note: Stans house has four rooms, one that’s opposite Stans sisters room.
- To befriend crab people, you have to get through the sewers. When you reach the end, you come to a cave – use Nagasaki on a cracked boulder and you’ll get them.
Weapon Profiency
Over the course of the game, you’ve scored 100 perfect attacks.
Self explanatory and fairly easy to get.
Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you’ve blocked 100 attacks.
Remember to block and you’re good.
You bastards!
You’ve let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
A South Park wouldn’t be complete without killing Kenny. This is fairly easy; you can kill Kenny by using the rat attack and the unicorn attack and botching/failing it.
Mastery
You’ve unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Just upgrade one to the fullest.
Make it Rain!
You’ve spent $500.
If you’re doing the costume achievement, this will go neatly with it.
Full Arsenal
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
To achieve this, you should probably check a missable guide.
One more Steam achi!
This lonely bastard didn’t fit with the others.
More Popular Than John Lennon
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Refer to a friend guide, or perhaps a missable guide.
Secret Achievements
These are achievements that don’t show up in the achievement listing while viewed.
KKK Hero
In the quest Attack the School, in the end you have to choose to fight either Kyle or Cartman. This one you get when you decide to battle Kyle.
Elven Hero
When you choose between Kyle and Cartman, fight Cartman.
Nonconformist
Storyline achievement
Inside Joke
Summon Mr Slave, while you’re inside Mr Slave.
Face Hoff
Defeat Princess Kenny with a 175$ nose job. You can get it from Tom’s Rhinoplasty by buying the specific nose. Overlaps with achievement Two Girls, One Stick and Outpatient.
Acceptance
You’re name is Douchebag. Just roll with it. (In other words, in the beginning, just click “yes” when Cartman asks to confirm your name.)
Two Girls, One Stick
You have to defeat Kenny in your makeover disguise. Note, that you may not have any other gear on except your makeover gear – so no headgear. Make sure you have the makeover outfit, makeover gloves, and the makeover wig on. Remember to save just to be sure to get this achi. Overlaps with Face Hoff and Outpatient.
Outpatient
You have to defeat Kenny with Dire Aids. You can get this aids in Canada, and by letting Dire wolves (and I think snakes too) attack you and infect you with it. Might take a while to get. Don’t go to the clinic to get rid of it.
Perverted
Be a pervert. I know you want to watch your parents doing it. Stand on the nightstand for 60 seconds to get this achievement, without engaging the gnomes. (During the Gnome quest)
Stick Savior
Defeat the game, so storyline achievement.
Too Far
Fart on a corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Happy hunting!
Remember. Hoff is a pretty girl.
(Meaning, Two Girls, One Stick, Outpatient and Face Hoff -achievemts can be all gotten in one try.)
